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Alec : I found something on my way here. Thought you'd like it. * Gives the book to Jace*
Jace : look who's out of Magnus s' place in centuries. We've forgotten your face. Thanks for the book. It seems handy. Those little monster ducks. Those evil quacks...
Later
Jace : *shouting* Alec you parababitch you monstrous being....
Alec * evil laughter from a corner*
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carmenfairchild · 3 years
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And at the end the true enemies to lovers were James Herondale and Matthew Fairchild
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qlecs · 5 years
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*insert alec and jace in traffic in separate cars*
Turtle: *crossing the street*
Jace: *gets out of car and picks up the turtle*
Alec: awww thats so sweet of him
Jace: *brings turtle back with him to the car*
Alec: WH A T
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abigneignenn · 4 years
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midnight and shakespeare? 🖤
Ohh, babe, sorry for taking this long to answer this!!
midnight: what is your favorite time of day?
Probably late night or early morning... Basically, that time when I'm in bed😂
shakespeare: what is your favorite book?
It's "The Alchemist" by Paolo Coelho! This book was introduced to me by my aunt when I was 12 years old and I was anticipating reading it! (At the moment it was her favourite one and I love her, and don't we all just want to share things that bring our close ones joy?) So I eagerly flipped it open, finished it in one sitting and in the end it... didn't click for me. Like, at all.
And then 4 years later I had to reread it for school and, WOW, it was as if I was seeing a completely different book! The experience was otherwordly and I fell in love with it! I believe that the thing I appreciate the most in Coelho's writing is his portrayal of philosophy. It isn't some unreachable or incomprehensible concept, full of needless grandeur and flowery metaphors, but a way of looking at the things with fresh eyes. His beliefs are actualy well-established concepts that we hear every day, and yet they gain a new depth, coming from him. I mean, just look at those quotes!!
“So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”
“You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.”
“My heart is afraid that it will have to suffer,” the boy told the alchemist one night as they looked up at the moonless sky.
“Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And that no heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dreams, because every second of the search is a second’s encounter with God and with eternity.”
Thanks for the ask! ;)
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When your cousin is your best friend but also your irl parabatai BUT ALSO ALWAYS ASLEEP WAKE UP BITCH
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julemmaes · 3 years
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Thoughts on Thomas and Alastair reading red white and Royal blue together in modern AU.
uhm yES PLEASE
This contains spoilers for Red, White and Royal Blue. Enjoy!
Imagine them in bed right after dinner cause they're one of those couples who ditch their friends to read
Thomas coming back home with this book Matthew and Cordelia have been ranting about for the past weeks
And Alastair is weirded out by the fact that he has two copies, "Why would you buy two?"
Thomas just shrugs, "I didn't. Cordelia gave me hers, cause she told me you'd spoil anything the second you read it."
They settle in bed and Alastair waits until Thomas is ten pages in to start his, cause Cordelia wasn't wrong about him spoiling everything
Thomas is a calm reader, only crying when you're supposed to cry and reading a book without having to talk about it for the rest of your life
Alastair is the complete opposite
He frowns and screams at the books and always goes to Thomas to make him read single sentences before starting to rant about what fucked up shit the characters are doing
Thomas usually doesn't understand anything of what he says, but he also stops doing whatever he's doing, focusing all his attention on Alastair until he just storms out of the room to continue reading the book
Alastair is also a ugly crier when it comes to books
And a thrower
He once hit Thomas by mistake and it was because of a character's death. Imagine his guilt just adding to his grief and picture a very distraught Alastair while he's being coddled by his boyfriend
Alastair has laughed and chuckled way too many times in Thomas' opinion, but hasn't commented on anything yet
Until, "Oh my sweet jesus, bOY YOUR GAY IS SHOWING."
Thomas has to laugh at that and turns towards him, "What happened?"
Alastair is shaking his head in disbelief, "Alex is hating Henry with every fiber of his body one page and then he's brushing his posters the next? He's dumb."
"He reminds me of someone." he mutters
Alastair ignores him
"I'm living for Henry calling Alex out on his shit behaviour." Alastair whispers at some point, with a large smile on his face
Something hits Thomas on the leg and when he looks up he notices Alastair with his eyes and mouth wide, "The cAKE!"
"Homoerotic frat bro mishap - gotta love this woman."
"Tom," he calls him, "have you ever hate-read my wikipedia page?"
"You don't have a wik-"
"But, honestly, who does he think he's fooling? This boy is dumb dumb." He laughs, "Mad stupid."
From time to time Thomas just hears "Stan Zahra." or "Stan Ellen." and he just smiles
At some point Alastair just screams-laughs and goes "I'm going to thROW UP ON YOU, I'M DYING." before falling silent again without any trace of amusement seconds later
Thomas is startled when Alastair screech, "BABYY!"
"What?"
"ALEX IS SAYING HENRY'S SKIN IS SOFT."
Thomas is enjoying the book just as much, but he can't wait for the moment when they both realise they like each other, so he just keeps reading
"Alex was fAST starting to see Henry as a human being and not some kind of monster."
"Oh my god, why is Alex being such a dickhead-"
After a few minutes of silence, Alastair gasps, bringing his book higher and buring his face between the pages before screeching again.
"WHAT'S GOING OOON?"
Thomas snorts with wide eyes
"HE'S CHECKING FOR HENRY'S TEXTS!!!"
After a while, Alastair turns to Thomas, brushing his arm, "Are you liking it?"
He nods, "I like the fact that Henry uses capitals at the beginning of his texts while Alex doesn't, it's the little things."
During The Turkey Scene™️ Alastair just loses it and Thomas has to stop reading to calm him down
"Oh god Tom fucking finally-" he turns to Thomas, "Henry looks fucking rested for once."
Thomas nods again, "And Alex noticed."
That makes a wide grin spread over Alastair's face
Thomas understands he's reached the New Year's Eve when all he can hear from Alastair are gasps and curses
"NO. NONONO. NOO!" Alastair hits Thomas on the arm, "Alex just kissed Nora and Henry ran away."
Thomas smirks, "Just keep reading."
"THEY'RE KISSING. GOD YES. THEY'RE KISSING."
"NOOOOO!" Alastairs screams, "WHY DID HE LEAVE WTF?!?!"
"Thomas I'm breaking up with you if you don't tell me now this is gonna be fixed somehow in the next three pages."
Thomas just clicks his tongue, shaking his head
"Wha-" Alastair just huffs a laugh. He turns to Thomas, pointing to the book, "Baby have you read this? Alex is- He thinks he's what now?" He's straight up laughing now, "Straight?!"
"He did what with Liam?"
"This is literally the gayest shit I've ever read in my life."
"Nah ha, I don't believe it."
"How can he think he's straight?"
"Oh god they watched porn together- HE JERKED HIM OFF."
Alastair just hits his head against the headboard, "I didn't think I'd have to go through the who the fuck am I in this book. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR JUST BY THE FACT THAT HE FUCKING CARESSED HENRY'S POSTERS."
"AND THEN THIS NEVERENDING LIST OF GAY THINGS."
Alastair panicked for a short time when Henry was seen with that blonde but started screeching again after a moment
Thomas bursts into laughter when he heard Alastair mutters God save the Queen
"'I want you on the bed.' OH JESUS CHRIST THOMAS IT'S US."
"Tom?"
Thomas turns when he hears the hesitancy in his boyfriend's voice. Alastair's face is red and he's biting his lower lip
"You okay? What part are you reading?"
"No, uhm," Alastair scratches his head, "can we -" he clears his voice, "Can we make out?"
Thomas blinks a couple of times, "Sure."
A heavy make out session ensues before they both can start reading again
"We need to buy cupcakes tomorrow." Alastair mutters at some point, chewing on his lip
"Thomas this fucking book is the best thing I've ever read. I'm loving it so much."
Alastair closes the book around midnight, but Thomas knows he's not finished. He doesn't look his way thinking he's just gonna go to the bathroom
When Thomas senses him move around on the sheets and lay his head on hip lap, he closes the book too and look down at his boyfriend
"What's going on? We just made out."
Alastair grunts in his legs and looks up at him, "You're my match."
Thomas doesn't understand, but he smiles and leans down to kiss him
He resumes reading and realises Alastair had read more than him when he reaches Alex's and Ellen's conversation about matches. Thomas looks at Alastair once again and pesters him with kisses
It's around 3am when Alastair starts yawning
"Alas, you should go to bed."
He shakes his head, "No, I'm not tired, I wanna finish the book."
"The book will be here tomorrow."
"I don't care."
He drops the fight, knowing perfectly fine that he'll never win this
Alastair can be quite impressive when he finds something he likes - especially when it's books
"Fucking homophobes."
"I'm gonna riot if somebody doesn't let Alex call Henry right the fuck now."
"HENRY ASKED ALEX IF HE IS OKAY? BABY WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU."
The end of the book is read so fast that Thomas can't keep up with him and is now more than 20 pages back
Alastair is a crying and screaming mess by the end of it and Thomas has never seen him so upset in their time together
He's just spoiled the whole book for him, but he doesn't care. He doesn't care that it's now 5am and they have work in a couple of hours, cause Alastair just looks his way with wide eyes and his mouth open as if he's just realized something shocking
"Oh my god, did Pez, June and Nora had a threesome in that hotel room?"
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ninacarstairss · 3 years
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This is literally the polite 1903 version of “why are you like this parababitch”
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a-very-gay-spider · 4 years
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^Magnus Bane icons, for @not-your-parababitch
Happy Birthday Magnus. ❤💛
(free to use!)
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illicthearts · 3 years
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[parabatais 100 years ago]
Jem Carstairs: I would die for you, William Herondale
Will Herondale: I hope I can meet you in another life, James Carstairs
[Parabatais Today]
Alec Lightwood: YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, PARABABITCH
Jace Herondale: BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND A THING, PARABASSHOLE
Alec: *repeatedly patting Jace’s head* WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
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Parababitch @ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness
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deathstarkit · 6 years
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two types of parabatais
*Parabatais in 1878*
Jem: I would die for you, William Herondale.
Will: if there is a life after this one let me meet you in it, James Carstairs.
*Parabatais Today*
Alec: You never listen to me parababitch.
Jace: Because you never understand anything, parabaidiot.
Alec: *repeatedly hitting Jace's head* WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
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[parabatais 100 years ago]
Jem Carstairs: I would die for you, William Herondale.
Will Herondale: I hope I can meet you in another life, James Carstairs
[parabatais today]
Alec Lightwood: YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME PARABABITCH
Jace Herondale: BECAUSE YOU DON' T UNDERSTAND A THING PARABASSHOLE
Alec Lightwood: [repeatedly patting Jace's head] WHY R U LIKE THIS
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Happy New Year 2018!!!... full of love♡
So 2017 is gone and I realise only now how much of an important year it was to me. Many things in my life changed and one of them was coming to tumblr and meeting all the lovely people I’ve met. I can’t believe it all happened in a year. I met my parababitch @malecandklaine. God, it seems like I’ve known you since… forever. I can only be thankful to life for making me meet the part of me I never knew I’d lost. You came into my life to brighten it up and I truly hope our bond can endure all of this mess our lives are. I have no words to describe how you appeared in my life out of nothing when it was at its most critical point and how magical you made those moments. You were the first person I talked to in English, the first person I truly wanted to make a beautiful birthday gift to, you were my inspiration for my art and the only person with whom I could mantain an entire hours long conversation of teasing and kidding and you made me smile so much. You were by my side when everything else was falling apart and for that I’ll always be thankful. You’re an artist, an amazing one, and I really hope one day you can finally make your dreams come true and you can be who you want to be. This year I met my sister @anonymousmalecshipper. You’re such a beautiful person and you don’t even realise it honey. It’s amazing how deeply we got to know each other only in the last months and I’m so blessed to have you being my sister, thank you for all the fun I had with you, all the silly things and all those neverending voice notes you sent me. I hope this year can finally bring to your life the happiness you still don’t know you deserve. And I met my sister @alecslittlesnores. We don’t talk very often and I’m sorry for that but you’re such a lovely person. You were also the inspiration for this post by the way so thanks for that. You have that strange empathy that somehow makes you understand exactly what my biggest problem is at the moment and you always ask me for what is worrying me the most, you’ve been by my side in the bad moments and you’ve rejoiced when something good happened, you always cared about my health and my happiness and I’ve felt really loved and cared for with you. You’re great, exactly as you are, do never be afraid of showing your true self. And then I met my sister-in-thought as I call you, @an-indecisive-fangirl. I never thought I could find someone whose mind works so much like mine. We complete each other’s thoughts, and you’re the one I can tell everything to, my best counselor and one of the very few people I can trust with my art. I wish I could be half of the amazing writer you are. I know of your struggles with ‘common people’ and the things they want you to do because it’s my same struggle so I truly hope you will never lose yourself to the ones who don’t understand how precious you are. And last but not least, @a-fangirl-like-no-other. My little little sister, always so happy and lighthearted, and also pretty good at Spanish XD no matter how often we talk or not you always make me smile and I hope you will always be the way you are. I’ve met so many beautiful people. Some of them I don’t talk to very often now but nonetheless I love all of you and I will always hold you dear in my heart, thanks for all those beautiful friendships. @panickedjoseph @incorrectmalecquotes @checracret @aryablackthorn1995 @lemusicneek @welcome-to-the-galaxy-27 @firebluewood157 @fujoshimess @bookloveranimewatcher @lausunicorn @shinfinitexo-genius @maleccrazedauthor @jamescarstairz @alecsmyiratze @et-umbra-sumus @littleprincessshum @malec0011 @themindflayer @stupidnephilimlove @killerfrostbitches @bloodyinspiredtowrite @life-in-a-fantasy
Thank you all for coming into my life!! And much love to whoever else I met and forgot to tag, you’re just so many and I’m so lucky to have met you all!! To all my followers, mutuals and whoever is reading this, sorry for being absent lately, work is killing me and also the shadowhunter’s hiatus is definitely not helping lol. But I’ll be back soon I promise. This year I’ve learnt how to be more of myself and express it and all thanks to this place and the lovely people here. I found a place where to try and change the world a little bit, a place where to spread love and positivity and receive much of it all back. Thank you everyone for this. To all the people who struggle everyday to fit in a world they don’t belong to, you’re not alone. My best wishes to all the dreamers who work hard everyday to get what they want even if everyone else would say it’s impossible. To all those people who believe the world can be a better place and I believe if each one of us tries to change it, even if it seems like nothing, all together we can make it.
For the new year I wish each one of you happiness, health and much love in your life. Love and blessings for everyone😘 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!♥
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glittergluekintsugi · 7 years
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NO YOU DON’T GET IT OKAY
we went from this
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(#17k #terrified #nu-uh #did not sign up for this #how even #really feeling the competition #does he keep wallet sized photos of all of them or #abort abort abort)
to THIS
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(#mildly annoyed #but u kno what i don’t really care #that guy long dead anyway and i’m here #i got other stuff to worry about #like jace who’s cockblocking the crap out of me #gonna deal with my parababitch then)
in the span of two (2) episodes, and book!alec has been murdered and buried with all his biphobia for good and I couldn’t be happier about it ♥
show!alec is such a great, constantly growing character who’s evolving and overcoming his insecurities instead of letting them hurt his relationship or the very man he loves ♥
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abigneignenn · 4 years
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girl, i feel like i cheat😂, but let me try. age: 17 pronouns and gender: she/her zodiac sign: scorpio or capricorn? romatic status: married with your cat eye colour: dark brown hobbies: reading, drawing, writing introverted/extroverted: introverted favourite season: autumn
Phhaha, age✔️, pronouns/gender✔️, zodiac ✔️, romantic status: yes, but i'm thinking about a divorce, eye colour✔️, hobbies✔️, introverted/extroverted✔️, favourite season✖️
Aww, you know me so well😂
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Me n my parababitch 💕
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