#paladins are. annoying

[ohhyperbola]

Happy Easter guys uuuhhh

#its rude to stare. #i know that danse is so annoyed here and hes ignoring hancock #i rly wanted to draw danse and it was a perfect excuse. #idc about the logic behind bunny ears and hancocks hat it just works #happy easter yeaaaah #i wish i could add gifs to tags. #art #digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #fanart #doodle #john hancock #fallout #paladin danse #danse fallout 4 #fallout fanart #fallout ghoul #fallout 4 #fallout 4 companions #fallout hancock #john hancock fo4 #john hancock fanart #fo4 companions #ted art

[inkiedraws]

Hancock: “tHiS cOulD ProVE usEfUL fOR ThE bRoTHerHoOD”

#fallout 4 #john hancock #paladin danse #fallout #i love danse but it's way funnier to annoy him

[stoat-party]

*X6-88 voice* He’s an 😏 earlier model

#look he’s not a courser anymore so he needs to be better than the other synths SOMEhow #yes this is about danse #idk i just want them to annoy each other it would be neat #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #x6 88 #x6-88 #fallout x6 88 #danse #paladin danse #danse fallout 4 #the institute #danse fallout #x6-88 fallout 4

[puirell]

his stupid face and strange ways have enraptured me

#??.?.?.???! #fallout 4 #fallout #paladin danse #nah his story is cool but he’s annoying !

[astralscrivener]

wough. secretly dating klance

#many thoughts head full #secretly dating fake dating klance #contrived reason for the team to need two paladins to 'date' to appease a would-be ally or some shit #and the team agrees on keith and lance #keith and lance pretending to be annoyed about it but secretly they're relieved they can kind of be a little more open about things #except they're still keeping the reality to themselves for one reason or another #except then they forget they're supposed to fake the faking it part bc they love each other too much #i am. unwell #klance #vld #eileen speaks

[strunmah-mah]

Saw this running around as a poll on youtube, was curious how different the results would be on tumblr.

#dc #bruce wayne #batman #dungeons and dragons #DnD #ran out of space for all of the classes #since i can't really imagine anyone actually picking warlock or socerer i'm sure it's fin to combine them #the youtube poll that insired this made some very compelling arguments for batman as a ranger #though personally i think it could be fun to cast him as a paladin #of course rogue was winning last i checked it #how long to youtube polls run for anyway? #was annoyed by the comments seaction though #a lot of focus on batman as a fighter rather than as a detective #poll #my poll #should i run more of these for the rest of the batfam?

[niymue]

i lied i hate men i'm a baddie again

#I JUST LVOE HER #PALADINS ARE ALSO SO ANNOYING WORSE COMBO EVER #bg3 #bg3 tav #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 oc

[alluraaaa]

uh oh i got the urge to rewrite voltron again

#adam on the kerberos mission instead of sam #shiro gets a healing arc rather than the clone plotline #black paladin allura #the blade of marmora isn’t annoying #all the galra generals become anti heroes #etc etc etccccc #<- i can and will expand on all of that if anyone wants #txt

[slocumjoe]

Danse and X6-88 find out they came from the same synth fabrication unit and begin referring to it as their shared mother. X6 says hi and leaves mothers day presents for Danse since he hates going down there, but he pops down for Sunday brunch. Nick runs in circles getting doctors' opinions on if this is a healthy coping mechanism or if he needs to brush their heads with a wet toothbrush like abandoned kittens

#danse and x6 start out on fairly rocky grounds but eventually the autism bridges the gap and they delight in being heathen android bros #tho x6 uses his powers for evil. danse tries to do good but sometimes being annoying is significantly more appealing #nick is just constantly fussing over both of them bc they have such specific trauma and both of them hide their feelings like theyre bodies #fallout 4 #fo4 #paladin danse #x6-88 #nick valentine #btw when i call danse annoying i actually 'fun and flirty and fresh' #like. like a baja blast. #the blasting i would do to this mans baja

[discordiansamba]

Just thinking about once the truth is out, and Akira can hang openly around the Castle without having to pretend to be Keith, the paladins having to adjust to him being there. Which is weird, since it turns out he's been with them pretty much from the beginning. The only difference is that he's not pretending to be his brother anymore.

Just the paladins, stumbling upon Keith and Akira hanging out together and remembering there's actually two of them. Or stumbling upon just one of them, and trying to figure out which one they're dealing with- it sort of helps that only Keith wears the clothes from Earth now that they're not actively both pretending to be him, but unfortunately the paladin armor that gets made for Akira is also red. Not to mention their Blade armor is exactly the same- which is a thing, also.

The paladins getting to know Akira as his own person, rather than just his impersonation of Keith. Turns out he tends to be the more level-headed and less reckless of the two... at least in comparison to Keith. He actually likes Shiro's stupid puns. He's a lot less outwardly expressive than Keith, the more stoic of the two on the surface. He doesn't have Keith's sweet tooth, but he loves the stupid dramas that air on space TV while Keith hates them. Akira... definitely has less walls than Keith does, and his come from a different place than his twin's.

But they are also a lot alike. They start finishing each other's sentences at some point, like they're sharing thoughts. Apparently they are because they developed some sort of psychic link without anyone realizing it? Turns out they both are able to do things like sense energies, something their shared bond with the red lion has only amplified. It's so weird that they grew up so far apart from each other, in two totally different environments, but remained so much alike.

(And they both, unfortunately for the paladins, love messing with people. It's their love language.

But also sometimes it's just because they're both petty little assholes.)

#twin au #they get the same color armor because there's a certain advantage to the Galra Empire not knowing that the red lion has two paladins #in a way the paladins have always known Akira. they've formed Voltron with both twins after all #pidge: they're BOTH annoying jocks though #keith and akira sparring sessions in the training room are spectator events

[newvegascowboy]

In World's Dumbest Turn Of Events, Cazador targeted Astarion and oneshotted him, then autocritted because he was knocked out. This is what we call a pro gamer move.

#not fallout #kal talks #bg3 #god that fight is so fucking annoying #karlach died like instantly and shart was paralyzed so it was just me and Astarion #thankfully shart saved and i had the brilliant idea to cast sanctuary on myself #and because i was LUCKY i had restored a level 3 spell slot and i used rune to cast revivify because hes a paladin and he can like. do that. #not that i ever use his healing spells. i just use him to cast smite on all these bitches

[ghoulschooldropout]

art request: deacon and danse just generally loathing each other

every time deacon is in danse's vicinity he hears kill bill sirens

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #paladin danse #deacon #ghoulschooldraws #ghoulschoolasks #[hancock voice] i take requests #deacon shows affection by being annoying but he also shows his contempt by being annoying #basically what im saying is deacon is annoying #(it keeps everyone at an arms length and he is convinced life is better this way) #thank you for this ask and the opportunity to draw danse! i didnt realize how much i missed drawing him #sorry for the wait as well i only got started drawing requests yesterday bc i was unexpectedly busy this weekend #requests are still open by the way!

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

My enjoyment of the D&D movie was directly proportional to the amount of Regé-Jean Page’s paladin in it.

Less Chris Pine bland bard more hilarious Regé-Jean Page hardass paladin and his “ill-gotten booty”.

#D&D #honor among thieves #xenk yendar #regé jean page #paladin #dungeons and dragons #d&d movie #paladins are so annoying #but all that unbending moral fibre is hot AF too

[fourteenthz]

Hey guys that house of hope quest WTF WAS THAT GUYS WHY NO ONE WARNED ME ABT THIS

#its hard and SO OVERWHELMING #BUT THE SONG IS SO GOOD HELLO???? #i had accepted the deal with Raphael but i went there for my girlie karlach #IM SCARED ABT THE TIMELINE WHERE I DONT DO THAG QUEST #its so damn good wtf #I'm not the biggest fan of hope staying tbh lol feels off bUT ITS SO GOOD. Like everything abt it is INSANE #WHATS UP WITH THAT INCUBUS GUY my paladin girlie would never but I gotta search whats up with him #for research purposes #anyway now im going to do wyll's quest and I'm postponing bc I DONT WANT TO PISS OFF GOTARSH #I HAVE A FEELING I WILL.... idk if i can be stealth abt that quest tbh but oh I WILL try it. #for him 🫡 i want to be able to deceive that man for power until the last second 🫡 #can u tell my paladin girlie is insanely fixed in the neutral alignment or what #kelly plays bg3 #kelly says #dl #also props to larian for putting the best song on a fight that takes hours 🫡 they TRULY popped off 🫡 #the fact u dont get annoyed with it listening to it on repeat SO GOOD.

[karsite-grip]

was getting so fed up & irritated w astarion this playthrough that when i failed the persuasion check to get him to save the spawn & he decided to leave, i was just like fine!! see if i care!!!!! i’ll just get a hireling!! whatever!!!! it’ll be great not to have to put up with you anymore. good fucking riddance. good. bye.

so why do i miss him so much?? his exaggerated gestures. his petty little comments. i was convinced i didn’t like him, but against my will the fail elf has grown on me. ugh.

#i heard he’s a good durge romance option so i guess i’ll do that next playthrough #absence makes the heart grow fonder. i guess. ugh #it’s not as devastating as my first playthrough when i killed shadowheart and just could not go on #i just started over. i need her. #i will finish this with my hireling and project my feelings onto my durge #but since there is no tumblr in the forgotten realms my durge will take this embarrassing secret to their grave #’whatever who cares i never liked him anyway’ (lying) #bg3 spoilers #i do think it’d be a funny dynamic to have a paladin durge who strategically sends astarion on solo stealth missions #whenever durge is about to do something he knows is gonna get an eyeroll from astarion #i think of those -1 disapprovals from him as like light huffs or scoffs that start to get really annoying #like hello i am trying to prove to everyone and myself that I am a Good Person & this murder thing is clearly some kind of curse

[wizzardhat]

well i finished the Cazador fight and apparently. lmao. if you cast daylight during the combat. a thing ANYONE WOULD DO because VAMPIRE uh well. you cannot dismiss it. and it seems to never go away. but if its still active when the fight ends, and you dont let astarion ascend, then the cutscene with the other 6 spawn will not trigger BECAUSE, THEY GET HIT WITH THE DAYLIGHT SPELL AND RUN AWAY. FOREVER. This means the scene with the staff (DID NOT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A STAFF, HAD TO LOOK IT UP) NEVER TRIGGERS and you, by default with no option to change it, just doom the other 7000 spawn to rot in cages forever! lmfao! so guess whoes gotta do the fight over again!!!! me.

you can apparently get around this by casting daylight on a weapon instead, and then unequipping the weapon before you open the sarcophagus, which hides the effect of daylight. Only downside to that is you need to keep whoever casted daylight chasing his stupid gay ass around the platform for the whole fight. although that isnt much of a problem bc i usually have shadowheart run around with guardian spirits active and just shitting radiant damage so why should this be any different.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #also the fight is extra annoying bc shadowheart gets scared of wolves and cant move lmao #but i think my paladin aura can bypass that #so ill need to stay with her and i guess just #send gale to keep astarion out of the vampire juicer.