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hyenapriest · 2 months

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credits for the pic @anxiouscervidae & @artsycervidae

Hyena belongs to many universes but the new main is Honkai Star Rail universe.

More specifically:

He is aligned with the masked fools, he thinks he is one, but as far as things go, he is actually just the favourite toy of an actual fool. Due to his family he is tied in with the IPC too.

also noteworthy which I mentioned but somehow forget to add:

he's only half human, the other half is Katican

he has lived a rather long time on Sigonia-IV, thanks to his mother

he has a rather trademark laugh

Ingame wise: Path of Destruction; Wind Element, don't ask me about the kit because I'm not settled on that yet.

Important visuals (besides the picture):

- Hyena comes with a mask that covers the lower half of his face. Styled like a snout with vicious looking sharp teeth stretching into a grin, the mask gives the blonde a set of hyena ears which even move according to emotions, they just don't align with his body language - or his expression. For as long as he wears the mask the ears can even be touched, and he feels that too. The mask also comes with a voice changer and wonky shield supposed to help with keeping him at a comfortable temperature. The thermolayer created by it gives him the illusion of patches of spotted fur.

As far as personality goes:

Hyena seems to have a very childish personality. He gets overly excited way too easily, speaks his mind - often without thinking twice – and switches his moods on a whim. Breaking into fits of laughter or even tears is not unusual for the priest. However when taunted or threatened too much his demeanor changes completely. Most of his usual personality disappears and he takes on a very cold, dark and cruel tone. Hyena himself isn't sure anymore where his true personality ends and the parts he made up start.

And in a fight? . Because he will try to fight you

Unless prepared for a fight Hyena's fighting style is close and personal, in almost complete disregard for any defense besides quick dodges. He giggles and laughs, taking obvious deranged fun out of the situation – may it be the suffering of his enemies or his own. He isn't afraid of guns – or any weapons – in the slightest. Some might say he fights like the devil, without any regard for his own safety, since he isn't afraid but eager to get hurt. If you hadn't believed him to be dangerous before, you might as well do after witnessing him in a brawl.

What was that about IPC?

Mr. Crishan is an alias Hyena uses to get up and personal with suits. The name is linked to a wealthy family who – ironically – trades in wine and other alcoholics. The persona is known to be calm and collected if somewhat eccentric and unapproachable. If you manage to get his attention he turns out to be quite witty and bright. Unsettle him enough and Hyena's personality will break through. His ID states that he runs a small security company ever since he dropped his profession as priest. Since he is – officially – on vacation most of the orders are redirected to his second in command, who goes by the name of Heath. Rumors say that Sasha Crishan is the heir of the family wealth, however - out of unknown reasons - this hasn't been confirmed yet.

Noteworthy important NPCs that will be mentioned (+including why):

Heath plucked Hyena from the wasteland which they visited with their group on a whim. Fascinated and entertained by the delusional beliefs of the kid, they decided to unleash the future priest unto the multiverse. Hyena thinks of Heath as his most important person. Heath however likely views Hyena as their own personal theatre show, a never ending joke. A wonderful entertainment for them - and the likes of theirs. In a twist on the story Heath somehow grew attached.

short version:

Heath

is the masked fool and Hyena their pet project. At least that was how it was supposed to be ingame: Heath specializes on debuffs and intrigue, so they best fit into the Path of Nihility (ice element)

Kitten

was taken on along the way. She never talks, she can't. She is the reason Hyena bothered to learn ASL (and Aslan) cursing his hands to always spell the truth. Because while he could spit lies he'd never lie to her, giving away the real story with his hands along - however vaguely it would be without the help of lip movement. She's the first person Hyena ever vowed to protect. Pulled in by her scheming, he became her loyal guard dog. Kitten is without a doubt using the priest as a guardian. Viciously lashing out at the first person who allows her to.

Hawkes

is an exception to the rule. Hailing from the same planet that Hyena was rescued from, he belongs to a tribe of people the blonde despises with an unreasonable unfettered passion. Any chance Hyena gets he'd use to utterly ruin those people. Hawkes however, accidentally, managed to circumvent the rules and not only gain the priests friendship but devotion. He most certainly isn't prepared for all that it entails.

my Aventurine:

short version; they can't stand each other, some people do not like looking into the mirror.

And last but somehow really important:

Hyena perceives pain as pleasure, he isn't a masochist in the traditional sense but he will do anything for his thrill. He is on a road to self destruction. (he does somewhat count as a masochist)

A very short breakdown on rules:

he won't know who you are unless you tell me that he knows you. For what's it worth he can't even ID the fools besides Heath.

I can decide what he does by myself, thank you

I'm not big on ships, mostly because I don't wanna hurt myself or others; and he's likely never gonna be what you want him to become. Really I mean it, you don't know what being with Hyena entails, the powers over him you'd get and how any offhand comment might destroy him.

In the same vein – please don't feed and befriend him unless you are prepared to talk him down from shredding anyone that upset you.

Anything romantic would also have to involve his other partners, so if you're not polyam you might be out already.

I'm terrified of people and therefore hate dms with a passion

no nsfw here, I might make an extra blog

if you have a problem with trans folks you can fucking leave and get hit by a car for all I care

I'm slow (work, gaming, real life), from europe and over 30+ years old

general tumblr rp lingo:

I am not mutuals exclusive

on here I also don't care if you are of age, there's not gonna be anything more than suggestive too but I count on you to wager if you wanna click on those readmores

I will have favourites, it's a human thing to do

I'm a fan of OCs, so come at me

I'm independent

in the spirit of favourites I might find mains, those will be the people meant if any muse is ever mentioned in a thread. That's not first come, first served. (-insert saltiness of 12years rping on here- as if that was even an option for OCs)

And last and least the Mun:

I'm not a good person even though people that know me will disagree

Boy am I ever salty about tumblr rps obsession with canon chars, especially when just having a canon name is enough.

I agonize over everything I say and then it still comes out wrong

for someone usually rping muses with people skills I am AWFUL at it

I'm overthinking everything, I get anxious about anything and I wish any of my muses would just share a tiny bit of their fucking ego bc I sure could use it

I'm 10k undead rats in a trench coat who somehow constitute a Lich named Skullbert, or Skully, for friends (that is actually a former self insert character who is now a very OC thing)

I'm also a guy and if you ever find me anywhere else and see a muse of mine pls never assume them to be straight.

Now I should have scared of any terrible people, right?

and verses!

The only important one for now, aka relating to star rail, is:

tumbling down the stars

#out of knives #cut open ( personal information )#tumbling down the stars ( star rail rp/intel)#rules / guidelines / verses / trying to be mobile

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street-of-mercy · 1 month

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puipui-official · 1 year

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

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nicostiel · 1 year

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#they're married okay

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may-darling · 1 year

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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

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departmentq · 1 year

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jay-wasstuff · 1 year

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Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

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krasnyel · 1 year

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regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

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erosia-rhodes · 1 year

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Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:

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iimr3 · 1 year

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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

#op #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #tbh yall need to watch murder she wrote or old sherlock adaptations and appreciate self contained mysteries #where u learn a little bit abt the detective thru the mystery but they arent the focus + there is no overarching plot #THAT IS WHY SHERLOCK IS FAMOUS!

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nicostiel · 1 year

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