#original: twitter

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Lando Calrissian: Han and Leia are shouting outside. Luke Skywalker: Don't you think we should do something? Lando Calrissian: You're right, we should. Lando Calrissian: [closes the window]

#lando calrissian #luke skywalker #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: twitter

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Fight me!

Sasuke: Haha you're so weak. What are you gonna do? Kick me in the ankle?

...

Kakashi: Why is Sasuke laying on the floor?

Naruto: Sakura kicked him very hard in the ankle

#naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #incorrect team 7 #team seven #incorrect team seven #sasusaku #genin sasusaku #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #kakashi sensei #incorrect sasusaku #original: twitter

[forgetful-nerd]

Spiderman: 5 guys doing some serious damage to my guts right now.

Deadpool: *slaming face first into Spider-Man’s window* IT’LL BE 6 WHEN I GET IN THERE!

Spiderman: what the FUCK Wade?!?!?

#original: twitter #marvel #avengers #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #deadpool #wade wilson #spiderman x deadpool #deadpool x spiderman #spiderpool #spideypool #wade x peter #peter x wade

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Cody: Who's your favorite literary vampire? RB Hijack: The one in Sesame Street. Cody: He doesn't count. LB Hijack: I can assure you that he does.

#original: twitter #pnat #paranatural #cody #hijack #rb hijack #lb hijack

[incorrectx-menquotes]

I’m jealous of Magneto’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.

Remy LeBeau

#Remy LeBeau #gambit #magneto #Erik Lehnsherr #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: twitter

[letitrainathousandflames]

Fives: my girl's vibrator died, so I'm about to drink a caf, pop a stim I stole from Kix's medpack and go crazy

#original: twitter

[itsagentromanoff]

Bucky: [about Tony] His bio says he/him but I just want him to be/mine

#original: twitter #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #tony x bucky #bucky x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[arthurhonda]

Teikoku Shimaguni

England: I need someone to take me out. Japan: With a sword or on a date? England: Surprise me.

#asakiku #hetalia incorrect quotes #Original: twitter #hws england #hws japan #aph japan #aph england #Teikoku shimaguni

[callsign-daydream]

Fanboy:  It’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is so I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: Twitter #mickey fanboy garcia #I'm gonna be away for a few days this weekend but I'll queue up a couple goodies for everyone

[incorrect-kihentai]

Bansai: Are you okay?

Matako, with tears in her eyes: Yeah, it’s just these onions.

Bansai, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to her?

#gintama #kawakami bansai #kijima matako #kiheitai #incorrect gintama quotes #incorrect kiheitai #original: twitter

[drawnwithrage]

I made a beautiful oc. Please give him some love.

#oc #original: twitter #original character #nikl #my art #chunkytilapia art #anime #artist on tumblr #artist on twitter #cartoon #digital art #warrior #fantasy au #clip studio paint #why does summer suck so much #its way to hooooooot #ugh sticky summer nights

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

After lots of soul-searching I have decided I would like to have more money.

Talon Karrde

#talon karrde #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: twitter

[forumjutsu]

Itachi: Of course I'm not gaslithing you, Sasuke! How could you think that?

Itachi: I'm straight up lying.

#original: twitter #naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #itachi #itachi uchiha #itachi naruto #uchiha itachi #uchiha #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #uchiha clan #uchiha brothers

[forgetful-nerd]

Deadpool: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

Spiderman: I once saw you punch a Girl Scout because she didn’t have any thin mints.

Deadpool: exactly. That was my battle. So be kind.

#original: twitter #is it a bit out of character? yes but I thought it still fit them somehow #marvel #avengers #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #wade x peter #peter x wade

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Coach Oop: Where is everyone? Johnny: Max broke his arm, Dimitri is trying to help him, Cody had a panic attack, you were missing, Isabel Guerra was trying SO HARD to kill Jeff, I'm in charge- Coach Oop: YOU'RE IN CHARGE? Johnny: Why is that the only thing you're panicking about!?

#original: twitter #pnat #paranatural #coach oop #johnny #max #dimitri #cody #isabel #jeff #hijack #hijeff

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

Erik Lehnsherr

#magneto #Erik Lehnsherr #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: twitter