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#original: superstore
itsagentromanoff · 29 days
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Steve: Why should I be ashamed of having sex with you?
Tony: You shouldn’t!
Steve: I know!
Tony: You should be proud!
Steve: Yes!
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callsign-daydream · 1 month
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Phoenix: Why would anybody be attracted to Hangman? He looks like a villain on the CW.
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Logan: People are basically just monsters hiding behind the thin veneer of social convention.
Kurt Wagner: Oh, come on. I mean, uh, yeah, sure, there's a few Naughty Nathans out there, but most people are basically good.
Logan: I watch security footage of people who don't know they're on camera. Do you have any idea how many students have taken poops on the floor of the school because they think they're alone?
Kurt Wagner: I don't wanna know! Is it zero?
Logan: Seventeen.
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Annileen Calwell: People are basically just monsters hiding behind the thin veneer of social convention.
Ben Kenobi: Oh, come on. I mean, uh, yeah, sure, there's a few Naughty Nathans out there, but most people are basically good.
Annileen Calwell: I watch security footage of people who don't know they're on camera. Do you have any idea how many people have taken poops on the floor of the Claim because they think they're alone?
Ben Kenobi: I don't wanna know! Is it zero?
Annileen Calwell: Seventeen.
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hyenadonguts · 2 months
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Portal:...Never have I ever eaten human flesh
Jester: *Takes a sip of their drink*
Portal: No, you drink if you have done it--
Jester: Mhmm, yeah, I understand.
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semiotomatics · 4 months
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*if you sleep with multiple blankets, choose whatever you consider the "main" blanket (the one on top? the one you use the most often? your favourite? idk man you decide)
also feel free to put in the tags whether you got the blanket new/as a hand-me-down, whether it was handmade/store-bought, or anything else you want to share!
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starablin · 2 months
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I've mentionned him in passing in the last costume log blog post as some ill-fated first attempt at a fursuit head, so it's only fair I actually showed him off at some point: here's Uncle Uncanny the Nargacuga in the flesh.
I started him in late 2020 as a little technique-learning project during a time where cons were dead and costume motivation was an all-time low. It's a funky little Nargacuga head all made from scratch! He's lined and everything, and I'd be crazy to call him bad because I know objectively he's a very handsome boy for a first attempt, but he always looked a little... funky. Despite all the flaws though, he was so dang fun to make that he paved the way for the Wurmple partial and other future projects, and was an invaluable learning experience! I'd never bring him out though because the actual WEARING experience is a hot mess. Like, the materials are so bad he's periodically falling apart despite never taking him out to an event. He's so hard to breathe in, too... So back to storage you go! Speaking of, good lord please periodically check your costume storage to make sure everything's a-ok. He's been in the same dry closet as everything else for years and for some reason the plastic bag he's been stored in was just casually FLAKING APART in a sticky, blooming mess (while everything else was just fine, including some other ANCIENT pieces in similar bags) . My hands feel so gross and smell like copper but he's survived just fine, thankfully. Seriously, though. Check your storage.
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dubmill · 2 years
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Chingford, London; 16.7.2022
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eddies-spaghetti · 9 months
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Sandra and Jerry head canons for @moonwack
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roleplayfinder · 6 months
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Heyyo! Just me posting here again. So if you don’t know me or recognise my posts, I’m a 24 year old adv lit female writer (as I’m eighteen plus please ensure you are too especially if you’re seeking nsfw). I’ve been writing since my early teens and it’s something I just love to do. I’m searching for someone who shares my passion for fandoms and is willing to craft some awesome au fandoms. Now you will notice a lot of 90s/2000s based fandoms enclosed. Please be respectful of what I’m searching for and I’ll do the same for you! My discord is EleanoreWinchester feel free to add me over there :).
Partner Terms:
So, as I mentioned earlier I am advanced literate I write in third person and past tense with detail I write at least three to six paragraphs sometimes more! I love to plot and so should anyone who wishes to write with me. I love sending edits and getting excited about playlists and ideas. While I’m open, to aus for each fandom since ocs will naturally change things, I’d still like my partner to have a good grounding knowledge as I would like to follow episodes and make changes here and there. I’m looking for OC (me) x Canon (you) pairings. I’m doubling friendly however all my roleplays are doubles. I’d love to get some stories going just for myself where I possibly can! Love triangles are a must where possible.
FANDOMS:
A Court of Thorns and Roses (I’m only on book two of the series).
Supernatural
Gilmore Girls
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Teen Wolf
The Vampire Diaries
The originals
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Superstore
Bridgeton/QC
Those are the above fandoms. I do belong to more but with fall approaching I’m craving some romance, angst and drama so I’d love to stick to the list above! Please feel free to dm me if the above is anything you feel you might be interested in! I don’t bite and I’m a super friendly writer who’d love to make a few new friends.
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princeoftrashy · 8 months
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I saw this audio on TikTok, and I was instantly reminded of this old comic I did. So I ended up repurposing some of the panels to suit the audio better.
Individual panels below 👇
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.
Farkle: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.
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silkchiffon · 2 years
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i think it’s so fun that a core part of simmosa’s relationship coming to fruition is the cyclical nature of working at cloud 9. that jonah was always able to make days feel new for amy after she had spent so long being stuck in the rut of the same routine is such a driving force in their love for each other. so in the series finale, when superstore is ending IN MANY WAYS the same way that it began, intentionally working in all these parallels to the pilot, it’s proving something to the audience and AMY HERSELF. yes, while there may be days that look the same as days you endured before, you have the ability to make them memorable by imbuing them with moments that you alone find important.
i don’t know whether amy was actually noticing at the time that cloud 9’s last day was a lot like jonah’s first day, since realistically, those sorts of things only come in hindsight, but i like to think that she could. enough to nudge her in his direction and make her give a whole speech about it, at least. i like to think that amy looked at him while he was teaching her about their new scanners, glanced at him from the couch while they were watching the interview tapes, saw him picking up toilet paper and putting them back on the shelves, and she figured out she was RELIVING a day that she’d gone through before. but she didn’t think it was the same as it was back then. IT WAS CLEARLY SO DIFFERENT. since she was now in the position that he was on day one.
and that’s why amy went up to jonah and asked why he’d spent so long working there. why he’d stayed. even when she wasn’t reciprocating. even when she was just... gone. because although they’re going through the same motions they did all those years ago, she’s found it, those moments of beauty in all the similarities. and she has to tell him that she finally sees them before it’s too late.
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Jean Grey: It was a bold choice to wear a dress like that at a party full of a bunch of horny teens. You're really putting the ladies out there.
Emma Frost: Why should I have to police my body because the men of this world can't keep it in their pants?
Jean Grey: I agree.
Emma Frost: I mean, if Jubilee was a Wiccan, we would be all naked right now, dancing around a fire pentacle and grabbing each other's crotches.
Jean Grey: It really sounds like you've done that before.
Emma Frost: A couple of times.
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oc-rp-ads · 1 year
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Hello everyone! Me again, I’m a 23 year old female writer seeking people to write with. Please be 18+ to dm. Just hunting for some new long term clean stories with plenty of muse and excitement!! So about me: I’ve been writing for nearly twelve years I’m literate/adv and I tend to expect the same from my partners as I love a challenge. I do oc x canon pairings with me as the oc and the female . I do fandom roleplays only with plenty of story and plot in third person and past tense only.
Here are some requirements if you dm:
Doubles are welcome but I expect full equality for both ocs, at the moment I’m doing a lot of doubles so I’d appreciate some singles focusing on my oc as well.
I’m looking for those of you who can play canon males. This is for romantic oc x canon pairings.
Please be literate this means three plus paragraphs and lots of detail.
I also use third and past I expect all potential partners to do the same.
Fandoms and movies etc (in order of preference!)!:
Only Murders in The Building ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Supernatural ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Buffy The Vampire Slayer ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
House of the Dragon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The Outsiders.
Stardust.
Top Gun (original and maverick!) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Bridgerton ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Bates Motel (tv show)❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Community ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heathers ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Emily in Paris ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hunger Games ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Superstore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
The Originals ❤️❤️❤️.
The Vampire Diaries ❤️❤️❤️.
Modern Family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
Divergent ❤️.
Teen Wolf ❤️❤️❤️.
Ugly Betty.
That’s everything in my list! I’m a super friendly writer so don’t be shy! Right now I’m seriously craving: Only Murders, Supernatural, The Outsiders, Bates Motel, Hunger Games, Superstore, and House of The Dragon To prove you read this please send me a 🌺. To get in touch add me on discord at RosalieMikaelson#7670 or like this post!
RosalieMikaelson#7670
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maxrakun · 2 years
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If the Octo-Pod ever had an intercom system + in-built communication system:
Barnacles: Hey, Kwazii, I set up the new announcement system, wanna try-
Kwazii: *activates it without question* Attention shoppers! The store is now closed!
Barnacles: Kwaz, I-
*Tweak enters the HQ through the chute slide*
Tweak: Oh, cool, let me announce!
Barnacles: Uh… *Reluctantly lets her go*
Kwazii: Not like, “Bring your items to the front” closed, I mean like “Get the hell out!” Thank you!
Tweak: *Grabs the intercom* Oh also, if anyone happens to find a green hair thing, it’s mine. *Turns it off*
Barnacles: *Whispers* Ugh, so much for repairing it after the Natquik radio incident…
[Meanwhile at Natquik’s den]
The intercom plays back Kwazii and Tweak’s “test” announcement.
Natquik: This isn’t even a store! We’re Octonauts, not some convenience store for rescuing animals! *Realizes* Wait, we do save them from danger, I guess?
Barnacles: *In the intercom* Ahem, sorry Natquik for the “Minor inconvenience”, I was meant to say something like…1, 2, 3, testing or some sort?
Natquik: *Presses a button* Oh, no worries, it’s funny. Now, I gotta go, I have a red fox problem!
Barnacles: I believe there’s a snowstorm in coming. Don’t die! I repeat! You’re so precious, professor! Don’t almost die like your radio-
Natquik: Hey! That radio was precious if it weren’t for those FUCKING ice-quakes! *Covers his mouth* Oh? Did I say that? Sorry! Didn’t mean to curse!
Barnacles: *Disconnects*
Natquik: …Well at least the damn thing works! I said one cuss word and you disconnected?! *Sarcastic* So shocking.
[Natquik sees the snowstorm outside his window]
Natquik: Oh, no. I’m not dying this time, even if it means running on minimum wage to pay my radio.
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