#original: parks and recreation

[itsagentromanoff]

Bucky: Check this out. These are all the possible routes from Rumlows' house to the statue.

Rhodey: That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.

Tony: In a way, that's a compliment. It shows dedication.

#original: parks and recreation #robert downey jr #don cheadle #sebastian stan #tony stark #james rhodey rhodes #bucky barnes #the avengers #winteriron #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Buck: If I was sick, could I do this?

[nothing happens]

Eddie: What are you doing?

Buck: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

#incorrect quotes #buddie #buck x eddie #firefam #911 #original: parks and recreation #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[forumjutsu]

Kakashi: Who broke my shuriken? I'm not mad. I just want to know. Kakashi: Naruto? Naruto: Don't look at me. Look at Sasuke. Sasuke: What? I didn't break it. Naruto:  That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Sasuke: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Naruto: Suspicious. Sasuke: No, it's not. Sakura: If it matters... probably not, but Naruto was the last one to use it. Naruto: Liar! I don't even use that crap! Sakura: Oh, really? Then what were you doing with it earlier? Naruto: I use the edge to cut my nails, everyone knows that, Sakura! Kakashi: Who broke it??! Natuto, Sasuke and Sakura: *start arguing* ----------- Kakashi: I broke it. It cut my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kakashi: This is what I call team building!

#original: parks and recreation #naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect team 7 #kakashi hatake #kakashi #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno

[callsign-daydream]

Bob: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. Phoenix: I know this, and I love you.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: parks and recreation #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #Fee saw Bob and immediately her life mission became to PROTEC

[lilisouless]

Nikolai: This is a secret mission, we´ll call us only by our code names. I am eagle one. Alina is "been there , done that"

Alina: as if

Nikolai: Zoya is "currently doing that", David is "if i had to pick a guy", Genya "it happened once in a dream" , (pats the darkling tree) son of milf, Tolya is "i not that i wouldn't but i respect that he wouldn't"

Tolya: Thats too long, don't you think?

Nikolai: Wait to hear Mal : "No way"...

Mal: At least we agree on that-

Nikolai: Let me finish: "No way...well maybe...who am i kidding, i probably would"

Mal: you expect us to say that everytime

Nikolai: Yes and with elipsis included please, or i´ll asume you are an imposter.

Nikolai: oh, Tamar is eagle two

Tamar: excuse me?

Nikolai: alright, you are eagle one and i am eagle two

Tamar: thank you

#eagle one meme #grishaverse incorrect quotes #original: parks and recreation #sab incorrect quotes #grishaverse characters #nikolai lanstov #grisha trilogy #spoilers rule of wolves #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #david kostyk #malyen oretsev #genya safin #tamar kir bataar #tolya yul bataar

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Carth Onasi: Revan, ask me if I'm sad.

Revan: No.

#Carth Onasi #Revan #Darth Revan #kotor #Knights of the Old Republic #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: parks and recreation

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Deadpool: I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets.

Cable: That's not necessary.

Deadpool: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.

Deadpool: I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it.

Deadpool: I don't know who Magneto is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Deadpool: When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is.

Deadpool: When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.

#deadpool #wade wilson #cable #Nathan Summers #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: Parks and Recreation

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Love fades away. But things? Things are forever.

Lamont Warrick, Legend of the Crystal Skull

#Lamont Warrick #cry #Legend of the Crystal Skull #original: Parks and Recreation #mod amy

[clue-can-writes]

Incorrect Quotes

Jihyo: Road Trip! Who’s excited?

Hua: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Jihyo: I’m driving, Where else would I sit?

Hua:

Hua: Trunk

#Twice #twice 10th member #hua #jihyo #twice incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #original: Parks and Recreation

[geekysteven]

Captain Kirk: The Prime Directive forbids me from interfering with your society

*five seconds later*

[Image description Ben from Parks and Recreation saying to Anne "Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't"]

#star trek #parks and recreation #star trek the original series #star trek tos #captain kirk #james kirk #james t kirk #st tos #prime directive #ben wyatt #image described #image description added #described images #geekysteven

[morgane-art]

Kol : Has anyone ever told you that you suck ?

Y/n : ...n-no ?

Kol *hugging you* : Oh thank god, I thought I was going to have to start cutting some throats.

#the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #kol mikaelson #kol mikealson x reader #source : parks and recreation

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Got the entire Avengers crew watching you, my boyfriend's a super soldier. So don't even try it!

Justin: I don't know what you're talking about.

Tony: Oh I think you do! It ends today Hammer. It ends. To. Day.

[Tony starts walking away]

Justin: Thanks for stopping by Anthony. You look great.

Tony: Thank you... Ends today!

#original: parks and recreation #robert downey jr #sam rockwell #tony stark #justin hammer #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stony #winteriron #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Aziraphale (when Crowley gets down on one knee):...Oh, my God, what are you doing?

Crowley: I'm thinking about my future. I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you and above everything else, I just-- I wanna be with you forever. So, Angel Aziraphale, will-- Aziraphale: - Wait! Wait.

Crowley: Okay? Aziraphale: Okay. Just--I need to remember this. Crowley: Sure.

Aziraphale: Gimme a second. Crowley: Okay. Azira-- Aziraphale: - No, no, no, no, hold on. Just--I need another second, please! I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is right now at this exact moment.

Crowley: Okay....Are you good?

Aziraphale: Yeah. Crowley: Okay.

Aziraphale: I'm good.

Crowley: Angel Aziraphale, will you-- Aziraphale: - YES!

(Aziraphale pulls Crowley up and kisses him)

Crowley(breaks the kiss for a second): - Marry me? Aziraphale: Oh, yeah.

(they go back to kissing)

#incorrect quotes #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #original: parks and recreation #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #a z fell

[forumjutsu]

Kakashi: I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break.

Kakashi: Most days I just sit and wait for the break

#naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #naruto shippuden #team 7 #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 naruto #kakashi #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #kakashi sensei #kakashi naruto #team kakashi #original: parks and recreation

[callsign-daydream]

*TOPGUN Coffee Maker, 0700 Hours* Hangman: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know. Bob: I did. I broke it. Hangman: No. No, you didn’t. Rooster? Rooster: Don’t look at me. Look at Phoenix. Phoenix: What? I didn’t break it. Rooster: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Phoenix: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken. Rooster: Suspicious. Phoenix: No! It’s not! Coyote: If it matters, probably not, but Daydream was the last one to use it. Daydream: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Coyote: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Daydream: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Coyote! Bob: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hangman. Hangman: No! Who broke it?! Payback: Hangman…Fanboy’s been awfully quiet. Fanboy: Really?! Payback: Yeah, really. *Yelling*

Hangman, to Maverick: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: parks and recreation #i know this one has been done before for the squad by other amazing people out there but i love it so much i had to do my own spin #feel free to link your own versions in the replies! #dagger squad #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #bradley rooster bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #javy coyote machado #hallie daydream a jones #top gun oc #reuben payback fitch #mickey fanboy garcia #pete maverick mitchell

[just-some-friendly-fun]

No clue why but, just heard an audio a while back and thought of my Modern Warfare boys and Crow just-- being in this situation, the bigger context could be anything really but just--

*Team 141 bickering*

Soap: Always mad at me!.. Crow: Captain! Can you please tell MacTavish-- Price: All of you be quiet! Soap, Crow, Ghost, Gaz: ... Price: Soap, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce!" instead of I love you too. Price: Crow, he loves you stop being a child. Price suddenly to Ghost: Ghost, you're clearly at fault here. Blaming Gaz won't save you. Price: And Gaz! Price gesturing to Crow and Soap: We both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of being a reliable mediator for those two Price: So everyone-- apologize to everyone else!

*Insert the saddest mixed unison of apologies while Price is just standing with crossed arms*

#modern warfare OC #I think the audio was from Parks and Recreation #oc #original character #my oc #incorrect quotes #? #Monique “Crow” Carmencita #Simon “Ghost” Riley #John “Soap” MacTavish #Captain John Price #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #Kyle “Gaz” Garrick #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty mwii #cod oc #call of duty modern warfare oc #price cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #cod mw2