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lunareclipsewritez · 2 months

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Velvette: This is my boyfriend Vox

Velvette: And this is Vox’s boyfriend Val

Charlie: I’m sorry, how does that work?

Velvette: *sighs* Vox is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Val, and Val is really gay for Vox. And I hate Val

Vox: It’s really not that complicated

Val: Yea keep up

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #the vees #Hazbin hotel the vees #is their ship name the vees?#original: parks and rec #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #poly vees

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callsign-daydream · 3 months

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Hangman: You suck at darts, man. Bob: Well, you suck at being polite, sir.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: parks and rec #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #are either of them wrong tho...

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forumjutsu · 2 months

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Naruto: Hey, Sensei; am I interrupting something important?

Kakashi: Impossible, I work for the goverment

#naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto #team 7 #naruto uzumaki #incorrect team 7 #kakashi sensei #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #original: parks and rec

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milfzun · 1 year

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Shen Qingqiu teasing Luo Binghe over the Bunhe’s First Boner incident is so funny- it’s almost literally:

SQQ: Aww babe you had a crush on me. How embarrassing.

LBH: …We’re married.

SQQ: Still.

#BingQiu #memery #SVSSS #sqq is so much more embarrassing than lbh in some ways #this is why lbh has to fake-cry so much #he works very hard to be more pathetically besotted than sqq #original: parks and rec

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skyjadesolo · 2 years

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*Everyone is standing around the broken caf machine* Anakin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. The 501st: Ahsoka: ... I did. I broke it. Anakin: No you didn't. Fives? Fives: Don't look at me. Look at Rex. Rex: What?! I didn't break it. Fives: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Rex: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Fives: Suspicious. Rex: No it's not! Dogma: If it matters, probably not, but Hardcase was the last one to use it. Hardcase: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Dogma: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the caf cart earlier? Hardcase: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dogma! Ahsoka: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Master. Anakin: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Kix: General Skywalker ... Jesse's been awfully quiet. Jesse: rEALLY?!! *Everyone starts arguing* Anakin, being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. Anakin: I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a nuna head on a stick. Anakin: Anakin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here anyway.

#anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #501st legion #star wars tcw #original: parks and rec

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deafblindshorty · 8 months

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Kylo: It's a white flag. You better start waving it now, Rey. Rey: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! Kylo: ...Good lord.

#incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #original: parks and rec #kylo ren #rey skywalker

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incorrectreddwarfquotes · 2 years

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[Rimmer spots a picture of Kochanski with another guy, presumably Tim, in Lister's bunk]

Rimmer: So, you love Kochanski. And she has a new boyfriend, right?

Lister: You got all that from a picture?

#red dwarf #incorrect red dwarf quotes #incorrect quotes #dave lister #arnold rimmer #submission #original: parks and rec

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jamiewintons · 2 years

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Chris: Hey while I have you, can I ask you a question?

Tim: Shoot!

Chris: What if Y/N asks me if I've been married?

Tim: Have you?!

Chris: No.

Tim: Well then say that.

Chris: But then she’ll wonder why I haven't been married. You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna say that I was married. The real question is should I say that I have kids? Girls like guys that have kids right?

Tim: Whoa.

#chris pitt goddard x reader #chris pitt goddard imagine #incorrect spy 2011 quotes #incorrect spy quotes #original: parks and rec #even the love guru himself needs advice sometimes

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luckywolfsbane · 7 months

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Keres: Who caused the empire to collapse? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Jack: ... I did. I caused it.

Keres: No. No, you didn't. Roman?

Roman: Don't look at me. Look at Lyris.

Lyris: What? I didn't do this!

Roman: That's weird. How'd you even know about it?

Lyris: Because I had to fight my way out of the palace the day it happened!!

Roman: Suspicious.

Lyris: No, it's not!

Artisan: If it matters, probably not, but Alexander was the last one to see the king alive.

Alexander: Liar! I barely made it past the second gatehouse!

Artisan: Oh really? Then what were you doing near the back gate when Lyris was surrounded?

Alexander: I saw a crisis and couldn't turn my back, Artisan! I'm a hero. Everyone knows that!

Jack: Okay, let's not fight. I caused it all. Let me fix this, Keres.

Keres: No. Who did this?

Roman: Keres... The guardians have all been really quiet through this whole process.

Everos: REALLY?!

[Overall bickering insues.]

[Aside]

Keres: I did it.

Keres: The guardians killed my brother, so I set this little plan into motion about 300 years ago, ordered the death of King Idris, and set an undead horde on the palace.

Keres: I predict in about 2 months, they'll be at each others throats with mystery blood under their fingernails, ozone in the air, and a dead guardian at their feet.

Keres: Good. Peace was never actually an option.

#the islandian chronicles #side chats #jack raider #lyris valorios #keres vanderlynn #roman castello #artisan barclay #everos crept #alexander akalon #original: parks and rec

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kaycode1999 · 1 year

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Me with any bumblebee at all

#transformers #bumblebee #optimus prime #autobots #transformers bumblebee #decepticons #bumblebee x reader #transformers original #transformers bumblebee x reader #transformers earthspark #earthspark bumblebee #tfe bumblebee #transformers cyberverse #transformers bayverse #cyberverse bumblebee #tfe #tfp bumblebee #transformers prime #parks and rec

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totallyy-not-charlie · 1 month

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Peak character design: frowny mustache

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teaforce-steph · 1 year

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Tears of the Kingdom + Parks and Recreation

Oh, the pit

I fell in it, the pit

You fell in it, the pit

We all fell in it, the pit

#This seemed funnier than my original plan of a lyric comic to 'the pit' but I might do that as a follow-up #Tears of the Kingdom #The Legend of Zelda #Parks and Rec #comic #art #Teaforce Art

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callsign-daydream · 2 months

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Coyote: I don’t want to brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: parks and rec #javy coyote machado #tell us more javy

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alecmagnuslwb · 4 months

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Y'all my best friends niece made these for me for Christmas, like hand painted, clay molded additions made these. I'll never get over how crazy talented she is.