okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)
so without further ado...
rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)
thorin
r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron
rick grimes from the walking dead
wet brushes
google maps
making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok
bilbo
r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes
ring doorbells
facebook neighborhood watch
swiffer wet jet
keeping up with the kardashians
gandalf
r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360
caines chicken
st. louis city museum
grammarly
child harnesses
fìli
r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels
sad older sibling tiktoks
caseoh
0.5x pictures
hello kitty/sanrio girls
kìli
r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing
native hair wash
tiktok
snapchat streaks
photodumping on instagram
dwalin
r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness
to catch a predator with jim hansen
the will smith slap drama
dude wipes
teenage mutant ninja turtles
balin
r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen
turbotax
eBay
low quality inspirational quotes on facebook
air fryers
bofur
r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers
the superbowl
cringey minion memes
andy bernard from the office
snoop dog
ori
r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft
selling stuff on etsy
aesthetic pinterest boards
the perks of being a wallflower
spotify premium
dori
r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts
the pioneer woman cookbook
abba
hgtv
temu
(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)
lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺
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The Ri brothers are experts in the art:
Ori is a great writer and illustrator, Dori knows a lot about fashion and aesthetics, Nori is very expert in the art of theft!
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Bilbo, walking into bag-end: hello, people who do not live here.
bofur: hey
Bombur: hello
Nori: hi
Ori: heya
Thorin: hello
Kili: hey!
Bilbo: I gave you keys for emergencies only!
Fili: we wanted your wine
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So many people forget that Ori is the youngest Dwarf in Thorin's Company, when they make fanfiction for The Hobbit, film series specifically (which admittedly is 99% of the fanfics anyways).
"While in the book Fíli and Kíli are said to be the youngest of the thirteen Dwarves in Thorin's company by at least fifty years, Ori is instead the youngest within The Hobbit films" (Tolkiengateway.net, April 17, 2023).
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Lay a finger on shail's wee lamb, and it's getting bitten off.
Reunited after all these years old man, let's toast and sing the day away.
Love these and all done by @pistachiozombie
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I'm back 😊
I'll try to draw a bit more now. So here you can have this young Ori, yes, he's still my favourite and I hope that you like it @i-did-not-mean-to because I always think of you while drawing him.
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Finally finished this, bilbo and thorin have been in the back of my mind for years now so I had to make something big, this probably my most labor intensive digital illustration to date.
I followed the movie designs loosely and did my own twists on them
Also in my headcannon the ring would show Bilbo scenes like this
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Fili: don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves
Ori: I think you mean cards
Fili, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I do not
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