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sweettoothvn · 1 year

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Andre nsfw alphabet?

Well isn't this convenient~?

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He refuses to leave your side- unless you need something of course. He'll be pretty anxious afterwards too, constantly trying to make sure you're okay and that he didn't hurt you or go too far. Just know that Pepper might barge in afterwards, upset she didn't get attention for an hour (or a few hours- really depends). So you get Andre kisses and puppy kisses.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's a breast guy. It doesn't matter if you have a masculine chest, feminine chest, if you're flat or chest heavy- he just loves that region so much. Now his favorite part of his own body would be his ass, he makes sure it looks nice. But generally he's pretty confident with his entire body.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Because he's half Umbran, his cum is going to be purple. Similar to ectoplasm. Same with his saliva and blood.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a few sex machines he's made in the past. Either he's too flustered to try them out on himself- or he's too flustered to ask someone to try them out.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's a virgin. He doesn't know what he's doing at all. He might have received tips from Kieran- or read a few smut novels (courtesy of Zach) but he doesn't know what to do.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's mostly a bottom so he prefers positions where his partner is riding him (wink). However if he's topping, you can't go wrong with a good old fashioned missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's pretty serious considering this is supposed to be an intimate moment between the two of you. However if you laugh, he wont be able to help it and join in. If anything this would help him relax.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's pretty well groomed- however when he's older he lets loose and allows hair to grow on his chest. Currently though, his chest is shaved. Other than that he has hair on his arms and legs along with some down there. not too much though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Huge sucker for romance. The amount of romcoms he's consumed should be considered unhealthy. However he puts his knowledge to good use and makes sure to learn as much about his partner's likes and dislikes. He's very observant with their small quirks and what makes them uncomfortable. Dates are very common, if not once or twice a week. in public or private, it doesn't matter. He wants to spend so much time with you and show how much he loves you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

You'll probably catch him in the shower doing it, hoping that the sound of the rushing water will mask what he's actually doing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Monster fucking, breeding kink, masochism (he's the masochist), bondage (on him), Robots/Androids, Tentacles, Pegging, Mommy/Daddy. He's mostly a bottom but when he tops he's a soft dom. He praises his partner a lot. If his partner is really horny/desperate he'll be a brat. He likes some pet play and master/servant- usually if he's the servant though. He loves orgasm denial and overstimulation, usually on him but he doesnt mind doing it to his partner.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He prefers to be at home. Only he should be able to witness you in this state. No one else.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Well he prefers his partner to be pretty forceful and demanding. He doesn't mind if they get handsy- maybe not in public though. He doesnt take breaks so he's constantly stressed from work. If you propose a break, be prepared to fight him (playfully) on it. If anything just be prepared to take him in his work room. But hey. That pent up stress lets him have loootttssss of time to work it off ;)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Unsanitary kinks, degradation, food play, public humiliation, exhibitionism, voyeurism (unless he's in a poly)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers giving oral since he's scared his partner will choke and die on his dick. Plus it helps that he doesnt have a gag reflex.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's very gentle and sensual, making sure that you're comfortable and that it feels good.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't like quickies as it doesnt give him enough time to enjoy it. However if you really need it... he just can't say no to you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's open to experimentation but you need to be very careful if its something that could hurt you. He can get pretty anxious quickly about your safety.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Considering all that pent up stress? He can go for hours. Of course during your first few times it might a bit fast but that's cause he's new to this.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He definitely owns toys. Has he used them? No. They sit in a storage closet with his other sex machines that he is too embarrassed to use. Once his partner discovers them on accident is when he uses them. If they're up for it of course.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tend to tease- unless he's wanting to be a brat cause his partner really wants to fuck. But it's not hard to break him either so teasing wont last very long.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Depends on what you guys are doing. If you're pegging him, he can be loud. If you're riding him then he can be quiet or loud. Also depends on if you've gagged him or not.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

10 inches. I will say no more.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Lots of moles and a few freckles, maybe a few scratches and scars from yard work or accidents. Some sun spots here and there.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's a bit high but not on the extreme end. He doesnt give into his desires a lot as he wants to work most of the time so he doesnt really relieve himself. Maybe you could help him with that..?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If you guys have gone one round or two it will be a while before he passes out. If you're gone hours upon hours, sleeping isnt very hard for him.

#sweet tooth andre #special icing asks

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xplrvibes · 5 months

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Here's the rundown someone posted of SEG's interview with Kristin on Reddit.

Kristin seems most angry at Seth and says most of his tweet was a lie (it's becoming a game of she says, he says) that he's a horrible kid and has to have something wrong with him or he was possessed. She was displeased to hear they'd made Seth a producer following the event (though I don't think they ever did? So this part confuses me). Seth is also apparently blacklisted from all haunted locations in the state (this does not extend to SnC who are still welcome at most locations) She is/was very disappointed SnC continue to give Seth a platform and continue to film content with him though.

She seems annoyed by Colby, but she does not seem to hold him accountable for the incident with Seth, apparently that was Seth alone and she does not think SnC really are to blame for that comment. However she was very angry about the bear and kept referring to him as a child who broke her stuff. (Editing to add- He did not pay for the bear, but the producer at the time offered to and she said she refused payment, he did however apologise and she accepted the apology, it's up in the air if he apologised because he was caught or not though)

She seems annoyed by their producer Zach, who was the one who informed her the video was coming. This is the part where she reveals she was not the one who was the source and was actually very upset that it leaked originally and is now mistrusting of the other members of the Bellaire staff. However she is now glad the video is out, especially the part with Seth as she feels it needs addressing and was like 'it's a long time coming'. (She seems generally glad overall that the video is out now and genuinely likes SEG and his content, says she finds his sass funny, though she did admit to not being subscribed yet as she's still on the fence as to whether she wants to follow him or not)

But back to Zach, apparently he was very rude to her over the phone and accused her of being a sell out and used lots of bad language and she had to defend herself over the phone and ended up hanging up on him. At some point he also offered to organise a statement for her but never contacted her again and generally came across as a bit of an asshole.

She says there is missing footage and they did more things, but she would not say what it was and the fact the footage has apparently gone 'missing' is suspicious to me personally but this is not about my opinion. just trying to do a fair summary post, LOL. She says the staff working that day were furious with them, refused to accept their apology, refused to shake their hand but said they would not tattle on them to other haunted locations as they wanted to give them a chance to prove they could be better. The fact they're not black listed like Seth is suggested they listened at least.

Kristin admits to getting the police involved cos she wanted to scare them, she also admits she did several things that day she was not proud of herself because she wanted to get back at them. She called herself rightfully petty and said the whole event was a bit of a mess really from all parties involved.

Despite all this she gushes about Sam and states he's the innocent party in all this. That he was lovely the entire time and seems to be the man even in the alleged missing content who just chose not to get involved. She seemed upset that his name was being dragged through the dirt just because he's one half of Sam and Colby. She also said he was the one most afraid of the police when they came into the room despite the fact he was the innocent party in all of this. She said the worst thing he did was get sassy when she sat them down at the table to talk to them before the police arrived.

(Also editing to add Seth definitely comes off the worst in the whole thing and gets a lot more focus than either Sam or Colby, though Colby also gets a lot of side eyeing because he behaved like a child and Sam is apparently the innocent one in all of this, she seemed most upset by all of Seth's stuff tbh).

Will add to the redditors summary that she says youtube investigators are very different from actually paranormal investigators as it's a lot more theatrical and not so much about the research than it is about getting footage of exciting things to entertain an audience. She said there's nothing wrong with that, but it is worth being aware of in regards to their content and attitude when they go to haunted locations.

Hope this helps?

This does help, thanks anon!

Personally speaking, I find this whole thing ridiculous and laughable, which is why I really haven't been talking about it much (cause I don't find it interesting or newsworthy) - but after reading this, I really am starting to have a whole lot more questions about this whole thing than I did in the beginning.

First of all, I don't really care about Seth one way or the other, so whatever happens there, happens - but there are a few problems with her statement about him. He is not, was not and will never be a producer of snc's content. They have a producer (as she knows, cause she apparently spent time shitting all over him lol). Idk where she got that info but that is just categorically not true.

Also, he is not banned from every place in Ohio, since he's filmed in Ohio since. And if she's trying to claim that he's banned from every place in the town Bellaire is in, well, she must have made that edict after she took him, Sam and that unpleasant man-child Colby to the Ross House and filmed a smiling, giggling video with them for xplrclub. :)

Alluding to him being possessed just makes me laugh. Way to keep the mystique going about the paranormal - surprised Mr. Debunker let that one go by without comment lol.

She has a right to be angry with Seth and to not want to work with him or be around him, absolutely. But this all coming out two years later and both her and Seth claiming that things happened behind the scenes that weren't made public, but neither extrapolating on that, just makes me instantly lose interest in what either side has to say. I call it a draw. Deal with it personally, and don't make me hear about it anymore lol.

As for Colby? Just lol. I really don't care about this bear thing. I saw the footage of him kicking the thing...I also saw the footage of the thing working later that night, so my thought is that he was being an idiot, didn't realize he broke it as badly as he did, and was probably surprised when he found out that she was bringing the cops into the situation over a fucking magical ghost talking bear.

I find him being labeled as "annoying" kind of lowkey hilarious, considering this is Colby the people pleasing panicky pete we are talking about - but I will say that I looked back at my old review of the Bellaire House video and I even mentioned in there that there was a point where he seemed like he didn't believe in some of the weird shit she was doing, so maybe his skepticism translated well enough that she felt it and didn't appreciate it, who knows. I can see where some of his hyperactive energy can be annoying or seem disrespectful to people, but again, I don't think that's really newsworthy in the brand scheme of things. Its just a matter of perspective, I guess.

Regardless, who cares? Nobody is perfect, everyone has days where they aren't at their best and people they don't vibe with. I still don't see how something like this is all that important, considering there are tons of other places that have gushed about snc and their time spent there.

I have said from the very beginning that this whole thing would wind up at Colby's feet and he'd have to be the one to make a notes app, cause that's how it always happens lol. So, we'll see if he caves and says something or just lets it ride.

As for Zach...the way I hear it, snc gave text messages and email conversations between Zach and Kristen to this SEG guy that show that they offered to and did wind up paying for the bear, so someone is lying here, straight up.

If he went off on her, then that is not cool or professional of him to do and snc can deal with that, as he is their employee. But guess what? I don't care about Zach at all, either, so I am wholly uninterested in how that pans out lol.

I don't know, this whole thing is just so...clouty, to me. The way I hear it, this woman didn't have anything to do with this footage being leaked to SEG and was upset by it leaking, and yet she tried to leak it herself to TMZ. Hmmm. Also, she claims to have had all these problems with them, yet took them to the Ross House later and was all kinds of smiles while they filmed there.

Also, getting the police involved as a scare tactic over something like this is such a small town move lmao, my local cops would just laugh and hang up on me if I ever called them for anything less than aggravated assault. Good lord.

Overall, this whole thing seems like it's being blown out of proportion for clout and drama and while that's fun and all, I don't see this being anything that goes much farther than it already did cause the nature of the drama is just...kind of silly, lol.

Anyway, thanks for the recap!

#asks #i'm probably not going to devote anymore time on this but wanted to at least get these thoughts out there before i move on

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specialagentartemis · 1 year

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A Catalogue of Longfics I Want (Plan?) To Write

Only ideas I think would be multiple chapters and 10k+ words; doesn’t even include oneshots like Sisko Negotiates Space NAGPRA or Picard Goes To An Archaeology Conference or Teen Ratthi Angsts About Going To College or The Crew Of The Hermes Gets Murdered And Their Brains Scooped Out.

Ranked from 1 🌱 = this is just daydreams and vibes, to 5 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 = I have a 10-page outline with every plot beat and thematic parallel written out.

A * means that I’ve actually posted several chapters to AO3 already

Wolf 359

The Last Days of the Lovelace Administration 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Lovelace tells Minkowski what happened on her mission. Fully canon compliantly tragic. Everyone dies. Frame narrative. Lovelace-centric.

*To Stand Together Against Fate (Lambert Week fic) 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 An AU that spun off Zach Valenti’s “Lambert Week” streams. Lovelace and Lambert fight fate and REFUSE to let anyone die. The timeline gets slippy and things start getting weird. Lovelace won’t let a little thing like temporal causality hurt her crew though.

*Change the Rules 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Minkowski, Eiffel, and Hilbert do Box 953.

The Tiamat Horror 🌱🌱🌱 Zhang’s mission.

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The Murderbot Diaries

Anthropology fic 🌱🌱🌱 Murderbot and Thiago go to a Corporation Rim mine where the miners are trying to unionize and strike, to do linguistic anthropology. They get more than they bargained for. Featuring SecUnit OCs, original filk, worker solidarity, and speculative linguistics.

*Home Again 🌱🌱🌱 The PresAux crew are home after their whole survey ordeal… but changed by the experience. Not the same people they were, and they don’t fit quite the same way. Augh I want to finish this but I’m kinda stuck on some of the chapters

Volescu backstory fic 🌱🌱🌱🌱 What if he was a political refugee and went through Some Shit. Would that be fucked up or what.

Pin-Lee backstory fic 🌱🌱🌱 Her CCC-esque service year before college.

Overse backstory fic 🌱🌱🌱🌱 Moved from a CR station to Preservation as a child. This causes some feelings.

Pin-Lee Exit Strategy POV 🌱🌱🌱🌱 As de facto leader here she was having a fucking Time.

Consuela Makeba’s story 🌱🌱🌱 THE EPIC OF HOW PRESERVATION WAS FOUNDED 300 YEARS AGO!!

The murder mystery one I started in an AUpril snip and went actually this is a banger concept 🌱 No idea where to go from here but it was a cool idea

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Greek Epics And Mythology

Polites perspective on the Odyssey 🌱🌱 He gets to survive actually because honestly. Give one of Odysseus’s men a break. Something about how the men who weren’t kings and demigods and great remembered heroes still went Thru This Shit too. Epic poem in dactylic hexameter because I hate myself apparently

Odysseus adopts Cassandra 🌱🌱🌱 based on a tumblr post hell if I can find again. Clever use of Odysseus calling himself “Nobody”. Means he found a way to hear her prophecies and believe them, so she cuts a deal—she gets him home in 3 months rather than 10 years on the promise that if she does so he’ll adopt her as a legitimate daughter and princess of Ithaca. Very meta. In the format of a classic Sophoclean or Euripidean play.

Brithawon goes with Nestor to the Trojan War, has a bad time 🌱 I just think it would be fun

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Star Trek

Kira is upset about Cardassian archaeologists on Bajor 🌱🌱 Sooooo much potential here

Sarina Douglas becomes an advocate for genetically engineered people’s rights 🌱 Here too!!!

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Other

‘Emergence’ (Noel/Leon in 10th century Chaco Canyon) 🌱🌱🌱 An alternate ending to the Time Trap! series. No I never read the real ending that’s irrelevant. Noel and Leon fuck in this one. Also there is political intrigue regarding a Chaco elite marriage

The Tiamat Horror… 2! Primordial Deep version! (Sirena Halcyon and the 10 years she spent trapped in an underwater ocean research station) 🌱🌱🌱🌱 God!!! What was she DOING for ten years stuck in the place where her one surviving colleague killed all the rest of them! Featuring cuddling, horrifying transformations, and cannibalism.

#Artemis rambles #fanfiction

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lacefuneral · 1 year

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hey what's up rather than recording like a 10 minute video that would be too long for Tumblr anyway I'm literally just gonna talking to my phone and have a dictate while I bitch about things. There's definitely gonna be typos and weird turns of phrase such as the nature of the medium.

OK so in the year 1982 there is a movie that came out called "making love". And when the movie screamed in theaters it began with a series of text disclaimers stating that there was homosexuality in the movie and that there was no explicit sex on scene but that viewers should take care if that type of content upset them. it makes me deeply sad to think about and the only way I can think to reconcile it in my mind is to think of those early 2000s disclaimers on fan fictions where it would be like "this has boys kissing don't like don't read."

Anyway when it's screened in theaters apparently a ton of people walked out because they were disturbed by the homosexuality on the screen even with the disclaimer and the movie was a commercial flop after the first day or so.

Now I was really curious about this movie because I heard about it in the celluloid closet. And when I went to look at modern reviews of it on letterbox, it was still steadily bombing. And most of the negative reviews were people mad that it was a romance movie? Which is like yeah it's a romance movie are you really gonna rate something negatively because of the genre. don't watch romance movies then idiot

The movie is bad by the way but not for the reasons the 1982 crowd thinks also not what the people on letterbox think. it's a secret third thing – which is that literally none of the characters are likable, and that the format of the film is deeply irritating.

Anyway so I boots up this movie and it's a story about a doctor named Zack who has been married for eight years to a woman named Claire. And they're both very career oriented so they haven't had a child yet but they do have plans to have one and they even have the name picked out. Which is like - bold fucking move. Like you don't know for a fact that your child is going to be a boy so you could end up with a daughter named Rupert which I mean that's not the worst name in the world kinda fucks actually maybe. But it's like do you not have any alternatives in mind?

and Zach occasionally will see gay men just kind of existing in public and he looks like he's gonna throw up but he's also like very clearly captivated by it. so then he does this weird thing where he'll go to cruising spots and pick up spots for rent boys and he'll just kind of stare at the guys there. Like he doesn't talk to anyone. And like I understand that it's a very volatile time and you're married and all of that but if you're curious about the gay experience and gay people would you not just fucking talk to a gay person? Like he spent a good portion of the movie staring at other gay men like he's at a zoo.

also during this time he goes out at the same exact time every day and his wife knows that he's not at work but he doesn't provide any excuse or explanation for why he's gone so she's worried sick because she doesn't know what the fuck is happening with him. And obviously he's not gonna tell her the truth but come on dude at least come up with some sort of alibi or lie to tell her so that she's not worrying her self sick. Like you've been married to the woman for eight years can you give her at least a small amount of comfort?

Eventually he goes to work and he's filling in for another doctor and this guy walks in and he looks like Ashton Kutcher got hit with a giga chad beam. Like it looks like someone took the entire T supply in the world and pumped it directly into this man's jawline. actually since I'm doing this in Tumblr post format I can just show you with the dude looks like.

any guesses as to what this man's name is? Because you're going to get it wrong. His name is fucking Bart. You know like Bart Simpson? Anyway Bart is a gay man that is very promiscuous - which is fine except that he's a huge asshole and is constantly ghosting the guys around him and lying to them and refusing to cuddle. Whatever happened to aftercare?

Anyway he goes in for a check up and I'm gonna be completely honest with you I don't remember how this exchange went or how it ended up like this, but Zach and Bart leave the doctors office and then go to lunch. Which is really fucking strange? Like it's weird enough to go to lunch with someone you met like five minutes ago but also ask your doctor for lunch? No matter how hot he is in your mind it's a bit odd innit.

So they go to lunch and they talk and then later Zack spots barked outside of a gay bar. And he is like "oh shit. Bart is gay."

and I'm gonna mention this bit now instead of tacking it on at the end: the entire time that this movie is going it keeps randomly cutting to Bart and separately Claire sitting in a buzzfeed-like white void being interviewed by some unknown person. this does not help at all with the story in fact it's an active distraction and it doesn't provide any interesting lore and essentially it's just the characters reacting to what you've already seen on the screen. So for example you'll see a scene of Claire crying or whatever and her interview self will turn to the camera and be like "I was sad. I was really sad. I was crying." And it's like. Girl we know that we can see it. Whatever happened to showing and not telling in storytelling?

OK anyway at some point Zach ends up at Barts apartment and they kind of dance around the subject a little bit and eventually Bart comes out as gay. Which is like yeah dude you took him out on a date already? And Zach admits that he's curious by it but because he's married it's not really something he's comfortable with exploring. And Bart confront him – and he's like "OK then why are you here?" And this is where I say like. Zack is trying to learn more about gay men and by extension himself and he doesn't have to do that through sex necessarily so this feels like a scumbag thing to say. But at the same time Bart does not owe Zach education or emotional labor. The dude is just trying to live his life.

like I'll admit I would also be kind of miffed if a guy was flirting with me and coming around to my house and going on dates with me and then he was like "oh you know I don't really know if I'm gay or not I was hoping that you could help me figure that out." because at that point you're just playing with my feelings. Figure it out before you talk to me. There are plenty of guys out there who love sleeping with curious guys in particular - go seek those ones out.

and then the story progresses very suddenly in a way that doesn't make sense. It's like they wrote that scene and then they got stumped because they couldn't figure out how to get from point a to point c - so they straight up just did not write B. so suddenly Zack and Bart are having sex. I'm gonna be honest this is one of the few parts of the movie I actually liked because I felt like the intimacy was pretty romantic and it was filmed tastefully. And I was able to forget for a second that I hated both of these characters.

So this becomes a thing where you know he's fucking Bart and he's distant from his wife and his wife is having a mental breakdown. because she's not sure if she should take on a huge project at work because she's ready to have children and she's worried that she shouldn't wait much longer because she's almost 30 which is bullshit? But also it was a different time then and cis women were legitimately too scared to have children pass that age into a certain extent some cis women still are. And it's deeply unfair to her because Zach won't just fucking talk to her he won't even lie to her he's just silence and distant and never home.

and the confusing that is that when they are together they're fucking. And at first I was like oh OK he's a bisexual king. Nope! He is gay and is forcing himself to do comphet even though his wife has literally not asked him for sex. He is the one who actively initiates each time. So that's upsetting.

eventually she completely snaps at him and that scares him enough that he decides the next time he sees her he's going to come out. And this entire time Claire has reassured him over and over and over and over and over and over again that whatever is wrong with him it doesn't matter because she loves him and she will support him. And so that primes the viewer to assume that one she already knows that he's gay and two that they're going to have a Stede and Mary moment where she accepts that he's gay.

Nope! she reacts by violently screaming at him. And completely tearing him to shreds. And making the situation just about her. And the wildest bit is that he doesn't even come out as gay. All he says is that he realized recently that he is attracted to men. He could be bisexual but Claire is I guess so disgusted by the very concept of homosexuality (like the people in the theater i guess) that she doesn't even consider that as a possibility. I mean Zach isn't bisexual but Claire doesn't know that.

also I forgot to mention before Zach comes out to his wife. The relationship between him and Bart is really fucking weird. Because Bart keep insisting that he doesn't want a relationship and Zack keeps insisting that he also doesn't want one because he has his wife and yet both of them are like. Too clingy? For each other. And also not enough? And it's like the writers couldn't figure out what the dynamic was before they started writing the film and they were making shit up on the fly even if it contradicted itself. Like it doesn't at all read like to men who don't know what they want as much as writing that does not make sense. Zach wants a boyfriend no he doesn't Bart doesn't want a boyfriend yes he does.

anyway Zach gets kicked out of his house so he goes to Bart and he's like hey man can I stay here for a couple of days? And I'm going to remind you that these two have been fucking like rabbits and even if they're not dating they do appear to have some sort of friendship at the very least. And fucking Bart tells him no. Dude why. He's your friend.

So he has to stay in a motel room. And then eventually his wife calms down and seeks him out. convince him to remain married to her and to get his homosexuality "treated". And he explained to her that he doesn't want treated and that he is happy as a gay man and that their marriage is not gonna work and they're gonna have to divorce and that he wants distance from her.

Now this is the most confusing part of the film to me. we jumped two years into the future where Zach has moved to another state and he gets a phone call about a funeral he has to attend so he goes home and he knows that he's going to run into his ex-wife. And they meet each other and it's very sweet and all that and she has a new husband and she has a young child and then interaction goes well.

But the confusing bit is that this entire movie the love interest has been Bart. And you keep thinking oh OK he's going to run into Bart while he's in the area. Nope! and it turns out that At the beginning of this time skip we see Zack and another man in what I assumed was some kind of office building? But apparently it's their home? And apparently that guy is his new boyfriend? But we don't even learn his name we've never seen him before now there's no meet cute no explanation there's no development. There's just suddenly some guy there and we use the audience are supposed to know his purpose. Because when Zack is talking to his ex-wife he mentions that he's been in a relationship for two years. And I was like oh maybe he in bart are long distance or something?

it's just all very convoluted in my personal opinion. I don't think there should've been a time skip. I think they should've explored Zack finding a new relationship that was healthier for him rather than just being like hey audience by the way you know?

so my verdict of the movie making love 1982 is that everyone's the asshole here! Also the gay sex was kind of cool.

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keyhearts · 1 month

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Zach is still here talking to me, so I think my plans for another history post will be put on hold.

He says I don't belong trapped inside my own head, I belong out in the real world. I should want to be part of life. I need to let go of the past and move on.

I don't get why it's such an issue. Why does it bother him so much? Why does my lack of interest in life matter so much to him?

Now he's just repeating that I shouldn't be trapped. That that's what they want. I think this is more about him than me. He felt trapped. So he doesn't want me to be in the same situation. He feels like he has to save me from the same fate.

He asks me why I'm so attached to the inner world. It's all just made up. I think it's hard for him to get it, because he didn't experience it like I did. It used to be very immersive. There was a whole ongoing story. Everyone had a backstory. It was a way to explore our pain, to express it. It was the only way we could communicate it back then.

He says, but now I don't need that to communicate, so why do I still want it? I don't know. I just want it to feel familiar again. Everything is too complicated now. I wasn't aware of so many of us back then. I think I preferred it that way.

I think I upset him. I understand. I basically just said that I wanted him to be buried away again. I didn't really mean that. It's frustrating being so behind everyone. And no-one really cares enough about the fact that I'm lagging behind. I'm just an afterthought to them.

He tells me he cares, he wouldn't be here if he didn't care. I still don't understand why he cares about me. Why do I matter to him?

Zach is getting increasingly upset. He says he used to be in the same boat as me, that no-one gave a shit about him. And he doesn't want... something, he didn't really finish his sentence. He wants me to keep fighting. And he told me that very seriously.

But what are we fighting for? Is it really okay that you're living your life like this? In that frame of mind? I don't think it's healthy, Zach. I think it's okay to admit, that we're not in a place where we need to fight so hard anymore. I think part of healing is letting go of that to an extent, since that's what you held on to survive.

I think it's be nice to talk to you again Zach. He asks me why I'm getting teary again. I guess it's just nice to feel a connection to someone again. To know I have at least one other here who gives a shit about me.

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blue-eyed-bloodstains · 1 year

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1: What would you name your future daughter? Vada. Kairi is a close second

2: Do you miss anyone? so much...

3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I’d say thank you but inside I’d never believe it for a second

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? not the exact phrase but sort of in other context, yeah

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week? nothing at all

6: Did you go out or stay in last night? stay in

7: How late did you stay up last night? I was up all night till this morning when I finally passed out

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? my fiance

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? sleeping

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? seems like it now looking back, yeah...

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? FUUUCCCKKKK. NOOOOOOOOOOO.

12: Have you pretended to like someone? no

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? HELLLLLLL. NOOOOOOOO.

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? a few

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? very...

16: Think back five months ago, were you single? no

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad? I rarely get mad, I get upset but yeah I have

18: Hold hands with anyone this week? no

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? no

20: Who did you last see in person? Uber driver

21: What is the last thing you said out lot? *loud, and I’m currently fighting with mom as fucking usual so...

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? god no

23: Have you ever been to Paris? no I’d love to someday

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? no

25: Do you use chap stick? it’s been a minute I lost mine but sometimes yeah

26: Who did you last share a bed with? my fiance

27: Are you listening to music right now? no but gonna desperately need to after this call...

28: What is something you currently want right now? AS MUCH ALCOHOL AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person? yeah

30: How is your heart lately? torn to shreds...not from heartbreak just stress, loneliness, depression, anxiety...

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? no, sometimes a hat backwards (always backwards) or just hair in a ponytail

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? last month when he had a week home...

33: What do people call you? Morg for short, usually just fam does that...babe from fiance, babe or boob (pronounced different than the body part) from mom

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? ohhhh all the time...I slip anyway a lot of times and pay for it but yeah

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! fuck off

36: What are you listening to right now? ID crime shows are in the background, mom on the phone

37: What is wrong with you right now? I’m breathing...let’s put it that way

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? when it’s right, yeah

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11? sometimes but don’t make a point of it, never comes true...

40: What is on your wrists right now? bracelet on left, extra hairtie on right

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? taken

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? Three Days Grace tour shirt from 2013, it’s my fiance’s

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? yes

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week? was supposed to...but as usual work fucked that up so no...

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? unfortunately no...

46: What were you doing at midnight last night? wide awake on the phone with mom

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? that was December, Zach was home for a good bit of it so yeah

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? someone else for sure

49: Have you ever been to New York? a few times yeah

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? yeah

#survey #bored #random #about me

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tfsroleplay · 1 year

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12 and 13!

Questions for the Mun

12. what roleplay trends do you remember from the year you started tumblr rp? how did you feel about those trends?

Oh man... see, because technically I started like... 5-7ish years ago when I first made this blog as like, a 16-18 year old?? (time is a bit fuzzy in my head lol I can remember weird trivia I read once but if you ask me what I ate for breakfast my mind will blank) I don't really remember. I will say I think there was a lot more of the "draw your oc/muse" going around, and I usually was too nervous to draw my own since...

if you can believe it I was a lot shyer as a teenager HGDHG I still am really shy and nervous but it has improved slightly as I get older.

13. what themes/motifs do you hope other people notice most about your character?

The most prominent theme I'd say is how they each react to their traumas, as they all have something that's affected them. Like, I'll use Sylvia, Zach, and Haru as an example because they all have the common factor of their mother being the root of the issue.

Sylvia is the oldest of them, and as a result she thinks she needs to take on the harder things in life so they don't have to. And because of that, she often neglects her health and doesn't do things for herself. She doesn't like to show her feelings either, it makes her feel like she's burdening people.

Zach, while he's had rough times (aka the loss of one of his limbs and one that's permanently damaged being the most obvious), he still tries to look on the brighter side and tends to wear his heart on his sleeve unlike Sylvia. Though because he's older than Haru (by a year) he tries to look out for his brother in a similar way Sylvia does for them because Haru's health issues make him nervous.

Haru is the most open of them about his problems, kid's only got 6 out of the 8 limbs he was meant to have, and his health is a constant issue for him. He sees his doctor more often for check ups and it makes him upset that he's a lot harder to take care of than most kids. He knows his family doesn't see it that way, but there are times (especially when he's actually in the hospital) where he feels bad for something that he knows is out of his control. (though he doesn't exactly remember, their mother would constantly complain about Haru having to be in and out of the hospital so much)

#((ask answers))#orbitaldeathwoomy #((ooc))#((this got long hgshgs my bad this made the writing part of my brain excited))#((iiii also never did well when it came to thinking about like themes and stuff for characters so hopefully this makes sense))

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shxdowsofombra · 1 year

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Asking Mother

[Charlie]

Charlie made his way to the castle and found his mother. “Hey mom, can I talk to you for a second?” He asks as he shoves his hands into his pocket. He was hoping his father wasn’t around because he knew that Nibs would want to know absolutely everything.

[Misty]

Misty was headed out when she heard Charlie’s words. She stopped to look at him. “Yes? Is something wrong?” She asked.

[Charlie]

“Dad isn’t around by chance is he? I know he would probably freak out if I told him. Um…I have a date with a guy…” He tells her unsure how she would respond since none of the other kids were in same sex relationships.

[Misty]

“Your father? Um no I don’t know where he is.” She said before hearing his words. “Okay…do you not want to date him?” She asked in confusion. “I don’t understand. Why would your father be freaked out by that?”

[Charlie]

“No, No, I definitely want to date him. He is really cute and I want to get to know him. I was just unsure about if he would um approve you know? I know everyone else in the family has, you know, a wife or husband…and I don’t know if he wanted me to marry some other girl. I didn’t want him freaking out about it or anything like that.”

[Misty]

Misty was beyond confused. “What are you…you think your father would be mad if you are gay?” She asked before being unable to stop from smiling. “I don’t know how you came to that conclusion and I am pretty sure your father would be offended if you thought that of him. You do know he was with guys too right? Honestly I’m surprised he even married me.”

“And Hope and TJ used to…well if they aren’t comfortable talking about that then I would ask Hope about it. But her sleepovers were never sleepovers. We don’t care who you date as long as you are happy. I again think maybe you should talk to your dad if this was such a big issue for you. I mean I can’t speak for him so you should bring your concerns up to him.”

[Charlie]

“What no. That’s not what I was worried about. I was worried about whether he would be upset if I didn’t marry some other girl like you had both originally planned for me. It’s not that I am not attracted to girls because I am but I also like guys. I didn’t know dad liked guys…I have never seen him you know…looking at guys so.”

[Misty]

“I mean I am sure he does. He has a son with Sam…did you just…okay…I mean again you would have to ask your dad about his preferences. I don’t really know anything about it. He doesn’t talk about that stuff with me, so maybe he does still look at guys.” She shrugged. “Well you won’t be king anymore. We all agreed it should just go to Hope so unless Hope gets divorced, she is the only one that would be expected to marry someone. I mean, and Luna if she wants that.”

[Charlie]

“I never hear him talk about that stuff…and I heard about how he reacted to literally anyone in the family who got into a relationship. So I don’t want him to chase him away. You and I both know that if he knew Luna was in a relationship that he would have chased that boy down.” He tells her.

[Misty]

“Charlie, who is telling you these things?” She asked. “The only time your father acted weird was when we found out about Ellie and Tommy. He didn’t do anything to Zach. You actually should have been more scared to tell me. He doesn’t care. I doubt he cares about what Luna is doing either.”

[Charlie]

“I hear these things when I went to school for that short period of time when I was with Ellie and Tommy. I have heard it around the kingdom when I go out. I don’t know what is real or what people made up and I don’t want to get in trouble if I assume the wrong thing. Yeah but if he didn’t care then why didn’t you tell him about Luna and her boyfriend?”

[Misty]

“The same reason I am not going to tell him you have a date. It’s not my responsibility to speak for you guys. Your father isn’t someone that would ever judge you. You can tell him anything. I shouldn’t have to do that for you. And I know why Luna won’t tell Nibs, but she knows she will have to soon.” Misty said before shaking her head. “You shouldn’t listen to gossip. It’s not true. At all.”

[Charlie]

“Well won’t he be mad that you didn’t tell him that you knew? I heard he gets mad if you don’t tell him things…I am pretty sure that isn’t a rumor because I have heard you both fighting about it before. But um…yeah I should…go get ready.” He tells her.

[Misty]

“I don’t know Charlie, it’s funny what you pick and choose to listen to. We also don’t like when our kids come and go as they please, but you have done that. If you want him to know, tell him. If you don’t then that’s not something I have to worry about, you do. Because I never gave you permission. And I am sure he would.”

[Charlie]

“Wait…you aren’t giving me permission to go on a date?” He asks while looking at her. “If you say no, why would I go to dad about that? It would just cause you to fight.”

[Misty]

“You think disappearing and not telling me where you go is better? That that didn’t cause us to fight? You don’t get to pick and choose what you go to me for or what you go to him for. So go ask him. I don’t care if he says yes. I am already mad at him so regardless what he says will not change that. You already asked him about one thing without coming to me, so do it again. Or, Hope has been watching you. You live with her now so you could have asked her. I have to go.” She said before leaving.

[Charlie]

“I didn’t tell you because dad told me you were in the hospital and it would have stressed you out more if I told you when you were there. I am not there permanently, I just went there to clear my head for a few days. But I am looking for my own place…so there is that too.” He says.

[Misty]

“Like I said Charlie, you didn’t need my permission before. You don’t need it now.” She said as she left the castle.

#muse: charlie #charliexmisty

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mentallyfxed · 2 years

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What if’s 🤔

You’re at a bar when the one person you don’t want to see walks in. Who are they? How do you react? To be honest, I will finish my drink and walk the other way, I don't want to get into it in the middle of a bar, not the place nor the time.

How would you react if you were catcalled? I would say thank you and then flash them my wedding band, it is flattering but I don't want to deal with that.

How would you react if you saw a friend who owes you money spending frivolously? I would go up to them and say, "I see you got money now, where is the money that you owe me?"

Your friends are speaking unfairly about a mutual friend. Do you speak up? Nah, not my battle to fight.

How would you react if you witnessed a victimless crime? I would go over to them because I am an EMT and assess the situation and then call for backup if need be.

What would you do if someone brought up your biggest insecurity in front of a crowd of strangers? That happened already, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me, I could finally marry my husband.

How would you respond to an apology from somebody you still can’t forgive? I can forgive but I won't forget anything.

How would you break up with someone? I would send them roses, and a note saying that it was me and not them.

If you won the lottery, how would it change your life? Truthfully it probably won't because I never had money so I really don't want it nor need it.

Would you trade ten years of your life to be richer? No thank you I do not want to be 38 sooner.

How about to be more beautiful? My husband seems to like the way I look so no.

More intelligent? I would think that I'm smart if I can pass the EMT exam.

Reflecting on the past ⏳

What childhood memory still makes your toes curl? Probably my dad finding my gay porn in my room when I was 13 and sending me to a conversion camp.

What memory makes you swell with pride? Marrying Nathaniel.

If you could relive one day of your life without changing anything that happened, which day would you choose. How I met Nathaniel. That is a day that I will always remember.

What about if you could change the course of events? Nope, I would never even with my father beating me.

Who were you closest to as a child? My younger sister.

What’s something you quit, that you now regret giving up on? Fireball, I don't like drinking much anymore.

What was the best party you ever went to? Probably the surprise party that Nathaniel and I threw for our daughter.

Relationships 💞

Who was the first person to break your heart? Probably my first boyfriend Zach it didn't end well, I saw him kissing my older sister and now they are married.

Who was the last? Nathaniel

How well would you handle a long-distance relationship? I mean I did it when I was in jail so fine.

How would you feel after a one-night stand? Had many of them. Don't care.

Have you ever kept someone in your life who you didn’t get along with — for example, a friend you disliked or argued with? Why did you avoid saying goodbye? Yeah Zach I kinda have to as he is my brother in law

How would your best friend describe you? Oh Emilio, he would call me a crazy fucker.

How would your romantic partner describe you? See the above, the same way.

How would your boss describe you? That I am the most dedicated worker on the force.

How would your parents describe you? They disowned me so they probably would call me the devil.

How would your worst enemy describe you? My worst enemy is my father so he would call me the devil.

Habits and routines ✔️

What do you think about in the shower? How come we can't see our breath all of the time.

Do you stay up late or wake up early? It depends on my schedule it varies from week to week.

What do you do if you can’t sleep? Watch Shameless or Cory ASMR on Tik Tok.

Who or what do you turn to when you’re upset? My daughter.

Are you more of a text person or a phone call person? Why? Text. It is easier to answer people when I am on a call.

What does your morning routine look like? Get up, shit, shower, shave and brush my teeth.

The good, the bad, the ugly… 💀

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever wished on somebody (and who was it)? That scorpions would crawl up their asshole and die. And it was my father.

When was the last time you lied? What made you do it? I lied to my daughter and told her that my parents were on a long vacation, even though they don't know that she exists, it is easier that way.

Is there somebody you haven’t been able to forgive? What did they do? Do you want to forgive them? My mom and dad for disowning me for being gay.

Can you lie easily? Duh.

Do you handle rejection well? Eh, sometimes.

Have you ever done something illegal? Yeah, I give drugs to people that need them without a prescription

Are you more likely to ask for permission or forgiveness? Forgiveness.

What terrible thing have you done that you never thought you would do? Kill someone during the job, because they asked me to, they didn't want to live anymore.

What criticism would your worst enemy would make of you, that you secretly agree with? That I'm fucking crazy, and it is true sometimes I let the bipolar disorder take over.

Miscellaneous✨

If you could erase one movie from existence, what would it be? Paper Towns it was fucking horrible.

What’s the weirdest job you would be willing to do? I'm an EMT so I have done and seen some weird fucking shit.

What’s a job you would never consider, no matter how good the pay? Mayor. Hate politics.

How do you feel in large groups versus small ones? I'd rather be in a large group.

Who was the last person you obsessively stalked on social media? Tom Welling.

What was the last book you read? Did you like it? Why or why not? UnSweetined--the shit that Jodie Sweetin went through is so sad, I feel so sorry for her.

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yo almost all the jokes hit

#usually there's one game where no one says anything funny #or where zach does something upsetting #but nah man this is a really delightful episode #sometime i'm gonna make a list of reasons to cancel me and at the top is that i unironically like improv comedy

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Every Proposal on Gilmore Girls Was Absolutely Unhinged

This show was rich in couples, swimming in conflict, and desperately lacking in healthy communication. Which made for some batshit marriage proposals! Let's go:

Christopher to Lorelai in Season 1 ep. 15: Christopher Returns

In Christopher's first appearance on the show, he rocks up to Stars Hollow on his motorcycle at the end of the previous episode, out of the blue, and in this one archetypes are made clear: he establishes himself as the irresponsible deadbeat single dad to Lorelai's hardworking, mature yet still fun single mom. They have a weird dinner with everyone's parents where his parents, Straub and Francine, are shown to be even more uptight and awful than Richard and Emily can be. A lot of fighting and yelling and relitigating past choices ensues. Then Lorelai and Christopher go off to have emotional, nostalgic sex on her childhood balcony, and off the strength of that, he walks into her kitchen the next morning and blurts out that he wants to marry her so they can be a "real family". They barely see each other. They know hardly anything about each other's current lives. This is the first time he's visited the town they've been living in since Rory was a child and yet. A marriage proposal. Naturally, she turns him down, but we have not heard the last of Christopher Hayden.

Max to Lorelai in Season 1 ep. 21: Love, Daisies and Troubadours

This relationship was used mostly to discuss Lorelai's commitment issues, the difficulties of dating as a single mom, and have her fight allegations of her being promiscuous (which are not true, she can be very sexually conservative) by having her do something risky like try to date one of her daughter's teachers at the stuffy private school that also exists in her parents' world. So despite them having okay chemistry, they haven't really dated much and broke up after two months before getting back together shortly before the night of the proposal. Max comes by the house to pick Lorelai up and finds Luke there getting his toolbox and relaying the news that Rachel broke up with him (because she has a basic level of intuition and picked up on his feelings for Lorelai). Max and Luke have a very cringy dick measuring contest, Max (in possession of similar intuition) assumes Luke and Lorelai dated at some point but it's not season 5 yet so she's not legally allowed to admit she's into Luke. They argue, Max expresses frustration that their relationship can never seem to get off the ground, and what does he propose as a solution? Yoking their lives together in blessed matrimony. Lorelai is justifiably frustrated and tells him that's not how you propose, that a proposal is supposed to be special and grand. She lists "a thousand yellow daisies" as an example how to truly pop the question and the next day Max arranges for that famous logistical nightmare romantic gesture at the inn, then says some flowery bullshit on the phone and because it's the season finale and emotions are high, Lorelai accepts. Though later, right after her bachelorette party, she runs away and calls off the wedding. They meet a couple more times for closure, and then the relationship is truly dead.

Jackson to Sookie in Season 2 ep 13: A-Tisket A-Tasket

Sookie and Jackson's budding relationship has actually been pretty nice to watch up until this point. They have a fun balance between awkward but cute flirting and comical bickering about produce. But there's something in the area's water supply that makes people unable to clearly express their wants and needs in a romantic relationship so when Sookie doesn't respond how Jackson wanted her to to him saying his lease was up and asking her what she thought, he sulks. The sulking manifests itself in him not bidding on Sookie's basket at the bid a basket auction so she confronts him to see what's up and they actually manage to have a decent conversation about what moving in together would mean. And that could've been a nice ending for that storyline. But shacking up together? Out of wedlock? Impossible. So at their picnic for two, Jackson fakes Sookie out and says he doesn't want to talk about moving in together any more... because he thinks they should get married. Sookie, reeling from that whiplash, accepts, and since the rules of TV beta couples states they must move faster than the main will-they-won't-they couple at all times, they get married, stay married, and continue struggling to effectively talk through big life decisions,with some admittedly nice moments in between.

Lorelai to Luke in Season 5 ep 22: A House is Not a Home and Season 6 ep 1: New and Improved Lorelai

Lorelai and Luke are in kind of a weird place at the moment, with Luke upset with Lorelai for considering selling the Dragonfly to a corporation owned by one of her father's contacts, which would have her traveling and consulting instead. While she's not too serious about it, she's enjoying being courted by the company, but this is in complete disregard for the giant house Luke bought without telling her or the kids he's thinking about having that he also hasn't discussed with her so it's causing problems. This is forgotten however with the news that Rory wants to take time off from Yale after receiving some rare negative feedback, and that Richard and Emily are letting her stay with them after just telling Lorelai they would help her force Rory back into Yale. So when Lorelai walks into the diner lamenting the fact that Rory is making a decision independent from the vision Lorelai had for her life, and Luke comes forth with a nonsensical plan to, again, force Rory back to Yale, Lorelai is touched that she finally has someone on her side. And since she's a veteran of the season finale marriage proposal, she celebrates having her partner agree with her by asking him to marry her. He accepts in the next season's premiere with no hesitation, but eventually their tendency to hide things from each other to not ruin their relationship.... ruins their relationship. Shocking.

Zack to Lane in Season 6 ep 16: Bridesmaids Revisited

Zack is on a bit of a redemption tour after ruining Hep Alien's showcase in front of a major label by throwing a tantrum about Brian potentially writing a song for Lane. This random burst of jealousy sends him on a power trip that has him throwing out their set list and screaming at his band mates until a fight breaks out and the band and him and Lane split up. But when he sees Lane in the music shop some time later putting up a flier advertising her drumming services to other bands, the thought of her daring to potentially continue living her life without him spurs Zach into action. He convinces Brian and Gil to get the band back together and they're in if Lane's in. And his way of getting Lane back is to walk into Luke's while she's working, go off on some tangent about how he doesn't feel good, and propose in front of a huge crowd of gossipy small town people. Lane must have smacked her head on some antique furniture that day because although she at least stops to ask if he's thought about this, when he presents her with the pawn shop ring he got that "belonged to like an Elk or a Moose or something", she accepts and walks right into marriage and babies land and right out of development that would make sense for her character or be interesting.

Christopher to Lorelai in Season 7 ep. 7: French Twist

Ever since Lorelai walked out of her fraught engagement with Luke and into Christopher's bed, he has taken the reality of a woman coping with feelings of rejection by hooking up with the man she keeps stashed in the background for occasions such as these, and spun it into an elaborate romantic tale of two star crossed loves who waited their whole lives to be together. And when Sherry who, guided by the hands of karma, previously abandoned Gigi leaving Christopher to raise her on his own, writes a letter saying she's totally fine now trust her and wants Gigi to spend a few months with her in Paris, Christopher invites Lorelai along for a big romantic gesture trip. They spend most of it jetlagged, but Christopher remembers he's super rich now (as opposed to just being regular rich like before) and he bribes a restaurant to open early for the two of them. Lorelai, basking in the romance™ of it all, confesses her love, and Christopher pounces on that and starts in on a whole speech. Basically, even though he said he'd be willing to wait for Lorelai to fall in line with his vision, he doesn't feel like waiting any more. Lorelai, sensing where this is going, suggests they wait, as they've only been really dating for a couple of months. She also brings up Rory, figuring she'd want to be up to date and present any big changes. But Christopher waves those perfectly valid concerns away, stresses how long they've known each other, insists that they're meant to be, and fate has brought them together. And then comes out with it and asks her to marry him. Which are very intense words for Lorelai, an emotionally vulnerable woman who just broke off an engagement because her fiancé seemed overly hesitant to actually get married, to hear. We don't see her accept, but there's a scene of them returning home where he calls her "Mrs. Hayden" (as if she would ever change her name), and their marriage immediately began to fall apart like wet tissue paper.

Logan to Rory in Season 7 ep. 21: Unto the Breach

It's the end of Rory's time at Yale, and on the heels of her New York Times fellowship rejection, rejections from other newspapers across the country, and the fact that she rejected her one job offer for better things that did not come, Rory's future is wide open and unstable. On the other hand, Logan is completing his character transformation from irresponsible party animal trust fund kid to hardworking and responsible trust fund kid, accepting a job offer for an internet company in San Francisco. The question emerges: How will the young couple handle this next phase of their lives? And when Logan shows up at Lorelai's house in the previous episode, he comes with a solution. He wants to marry Rory and take her to California, and he wants Lorelai's blessing to propose. She gives it, though not without trepidation, and Logan does propose. In the middle of the graduation party Richard and Emily are throwing for Rory, he gets up in front of everyone and takes out the ring. Rory is caught completely off guard and takes him outside to talk about it, where he reveals that he got the job, picked out a house for them to rent, researched newspapers where she could apply to work, and even planned activities for them to do in their spare time. The original plan being that she would say yes to his proposal without knowing all this and walk blindly into her new, pre-arranged West Coast life. But Rory needs time to process the idea of marrying Logan immediately after college, and on the day of her graduation, she declines. Logan decides if he can't marry her, there's no point in being with her at all, and the two go their separate ways, to eventually meet again in a years long affair, for some reason. Though I barely acknowledge the revival.

Honestly, the only proposal that truly makes sense is Lorelai's to Luke in the revival but I won't discuss it here because a) again, the revival basically doesn't exist to me and b) they should've married during the original run of the show.

#gilmore girls #originals #this sat in my drafts for ages because every time i watched a proposal scene i need to Take A Minute #i mean imo even a lot of your standard proposals are still wild to me #but these.... woof

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lunasblipsandblurbs · 3 years

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hi darlin! if youre able, could you maybe write somethin about the boys getting a call from the reader where theyre crying and they want their man to come get them? how would the boys react? who would go into panic mode and who would go into protector mode? hope you are doin well! happy holidays!!

ohhh loving the ~drama~ of this one. Also I am def the bitch to call someone crying so self indulgence lets gooooo

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Also happy holidays bbys! Sorry im a bit slow with requests latley, tis the holiday season so Im a busy bee rn.

Din Djarin

PROTECTOR MODE ACTIVATED, for real the fact you called him CRYING, something Din is not accustomed to just sent a death wish on the person who upset you. Din is immediately giving you instructions on where to seperate yourself from the situation upsetting you as he is already landing the crest and leaving the ramp, stalking off to find you, and he will it will only take like 20 minites max with this bounty hunter.

Javier Peña

He's up and out of his office ripping his keys from his desk drawer. He didn't even really hear what was upsetting you but he knows your location and hes already bolted out the door. Javi's learned the hardest way to not let that bad feeling in your stomach be, especially regarding people he cares for. He's not taking any more chances as he busts through your apartment to find out you're so upset because your pet fish, flounder, passed. He's honestly gonna release a huge sigh of relief when he hugs you. Its just the fucking fish making you sad...he will just go get you another one if you want? But its NOT THE SAME JAVI

Frankie Morales

Panic this man is fucking panicing and the panic ends up morphing into being pissed. Who or what the fuck has upset you to the point of you calling Frankie from your office bathroom begging him to pick you up from your office party. As he pulls up he hits the curb graclessly in his mission to get to you ASAP. Once he finds you he instantly ushers you into his truck, it's a safe haven for you both. He doesn't make you explain anything as he drops a comforting hand to your thigh, squeezing the thickest part periodically.

Ezra (prospect)

When Ezra's headset fuzzes in your voice crying, in obvious distress he's instantly going to panic. He's already speaking a mile a minute asking you tons of questions of where you are. Once he comes upon you on your knees with some imbecile pointing a thrower to your glass he does not hesitate to whip out his blaster and kill the intruder with no second thought. He's going to call it a day then and there as you both make your way back to your pod, you sniffling quietly as Ezra has your hand locked with his, leading the way.

Max Phillips

Max is going to leave his work meeting early with no qualms upon hearing your message from his secretary. Yes, he hypnotized the old bastards to just take the deal and GTFO so he can speed off to pick you up. Once you plop yourself into his car he's gonna reach over and gently massage the back of your neck as he drives back to your place. Trying to sooth any headaches before they can even begin. You'll talk once your home and more calm anyway.

Pero Tovar

WOW so the random merchant just WANTS to die today, okay. When Pero finds you back home after he saw you on your horse rush out of the town square he instantly is mounting his own, racing after you. By the time he reaches your shared home your already inside in bed crying into Pero's pillow. When he rubs your back gently coaxing you into telling him whats so upsetting. Once he hears tho what the merchant said to you, his eyes immediately cloud with rage as he stalks across the room and grabs his sword, leaving with only a "I will be back shortly, Amor."

Marcus Pike

Oh this man is going to instantly go into protector mode. He loves you with his whole person and he cannot handle your tears. He empathizes with you on the phone and calms you down enough so you are only sniffling. He's on the phone with you the whole car ride there until hes at your work building. He's gonna find you and give you his keys, having you go to the car as he strolls off to have a 'friendly' conversation with your creepy ass co-worker and then your boss. Flashing them his F.B.I badge was an instant threat to both parties. After that there were no more crying phone calls.

Agent Whiskey

This man is like insanely protective over you as is. And the fact you call him crying instantly lights a raging fire in the pit of his stomach. He goes into secret agent mode immediately finding you and instructing you gently to go to the bronco. When he swaggers back to the car sporting some bloody knuckles you really don't need to ask what happend, Jack's smile already comfirms he got what you both wanted.

Dave York

When you call Dave crying in hystarics he's going to calmly tell you he's on his way and to "don't worry baby, I'll be there." And when he gets there he's instantly scanning the situation to figure out what went down without asking you to dive deep into whats upsetting you. By the time your both home he has you tucked under his chin, sitting on his lap together on the love seat. You explain to him what happened as he frowns and plays with your wedding ring. When you reveal exactly who hurt you he already has a plan on how to um...get rid of your problem? He's a murder man and the fact this asshole just harrassed his spouse? Nope they're dead.

Zach Wellison

His Marine training is going to kick right in. He wont even realize it but on the phone with you his voice changes into something commanding with no questions asked he tells you where to place yourself so he can find you as quickly as possible. He hates it when you cry and the fact hes not already there to calm you down kills him. He's going to find you and rush you out of the environment causing you stress. Once you two get home he knows how exhausting crying is so he showers with you and soothes you to nap together to try and have somewhat of a restart to the day.

Omar Assarian

He. Is. Pissed. Who the fuck just made his partner fucking cry!? He is going to puff up to a larger stance with the rage, going into his boxer mode. Serious, no nonesense, and to the point. You don't win by dancing around your opponent. So he's going to ask you right away what the issue is and what you need him to do right now. HE wants to just go off and start beating up whoever upset you but this is about YOU, what do you need from him right now? Hes gonna get you back to your place asap so you can calm down and be as comfortable as possible. You two are gonna end your day cuddled up binging trash tv as you sport Omar's hoodie.

#din djarin x reader #javier pena x reader #frankie morales x reader #ezra (prospect) x reader #ezra prospect x reader #max phillips x reader #pero tovar x reader #marcus pike x reader #agent whiskey x reader #jack daniels x reader #dave york x reader #zach wellison x reader #omar assarian x reader

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uppastthejelliclemoon · 3 years

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Uppast's Cats Tour Comments: Act 1

note: i'm referring to the cats by their show names, however I may use the actor's name for a specific comment!

Overture

They did this SO well! I definitely missed seeing the cast in the aisles, but they projected the green eyes onto the stage, and it was the perfect amount of creepy/weird/hypnotizing.

I absolutely love the lights slowly being raised while shining all the spotlights, it sets the vibe PERFECTLY

also saying this now: the orchestra was incredible!

Prologue: Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats

right off the bat, we’ve a super sweet Demestrap moment, with Munkustrap checking on Demeter after the car! It was adorable!

Devon's voice is SO good for Munkustrap, also the man is TALL OH MY GOD

Tugger didn't get his "can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark" line, which I was a little disappointed about. However, Zach as Bill Bailey is absolutely 10/10.

Brianna… the babiest Sillabub… so precious... so small...

There were some Victor and Gus moments, with them either standing near each other or sharing looks/touches, so if anyone ships them, y'all got your rarepair moment!

THE BOOT WAS SO LOUD LMAO

They use the set so well!

The Naming of Cats

creepy, wonderful, everything I want from this number

A handful of the cats got right to the edge of the stage where the lighting was, so they were all glowing, and it was the BEST vibe.

Taylor was staring into my soul during the last verse so now I can say I've been vibe-checked by Coricopat.

Invitation to the Jellicle Ball

Hyla is the PERFECT Victoria!!!!! She's so incredibly graceful, she had the sweetest expression on her face, and ugh it was flawless.

Paul is also just an amazing Mistoffelees.

Munkustrap had literally the sweetest moment with Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer and I almost started crying. Right before Jennyanydots' song, when everyone's getting into place, Mungo and Rumple immediately went to Munkustrap and were cuddling his legs, and he gave them pets, and just oh my god T_T

Gumbie Cat

OKAY SO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE KITTEN SQUAD SO MUCH MY HEART

When everyone's setting up for Jennyanydots' song, after the nuzzles, the lights start to switch, and the kitten squad was trying to catch the lights on the ground while Munkustrap was looking at them with the fondest expression and i swear i cried a little bit over how cute they were.

SKIMBLE LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH AND WAS HELPING HER GET THE KITTENS INTO THEIR MICE COSTUMES

Plato, Alonzo, and Mungojerrie were great cockroaches, 10/10

The Gumbie Trio was so good! Their voices sounded amazing together, and they were all just having so much fun!

SO MUCH MAMA JELLY AND SON TUMBLE I FEEL SO HAPPY

I'm going to go more in-depth in my Kitten Squad post!

Rum Tum Tugger

The way Zach said "Who will it be?" was absolutely amazing, i loved it, 10/10 character introduction.

Jennyanydots stomped off when he interrupted her accolades, she was very upset.

Zach and Devon nailed Tugger and Munkustrap's sibling dynamic PERFECTLY, Devon was the best Tired Older Brother Munkus.

Yeah, this number pretty much confirmed Zach as my favorite Tugger.

Mistoffelees and Cassandra did some lounging together in the background on the car.

Chelsea's Bomba is absolutely *chef's kiss*, I adore her

Obviously Tugger and Mistoffelees did their little dance, and it was wonderful. I'm not sure if other shows had Mistoffelees do this, but he went between Tugger's legs at the end of his little solo and Tugger was just vibing.

MY FAVORITE MOMENT THOUGH had to be near the end of the song, Munkustrap was 100% getting into it, and Tugger went over to him and was teasing him, poking him, and it was the cutest brother interaction.

They did have the camera! Zach did some very Tugger poses, and it was great.

Grizabella the Glamour Cat

haha Tugger went to hide behind the metal bars on the furthest side of the stage away from Grizabella, I'm in ✨pain✨

Sillabub goes to touch Grizabella, Grandpa Skimble pulls her back and starts scolding her, I want to hug the baby.

No, but I did really love that moment. It's off to the side, but you can see him giving her a talking to, and she's trying to say something back, but he's very firm.

Mungojerrie egged George on to scratch Grizabella, George sweetie don't be mean.

Taylor has such a perfect voice for Grizabella, and I loved her look!

OKAY SO LAUREN AND CHELSEA'S VOICES

Lauren's voice is so smooth and suave, and Chelsea's voice has a little growl that almost made me pass out, like ma'am i'm in love? But their voices mixed together, as well as how slightly different they are was such a great choice, and I kind of hope that other future productions take note and have two actresses with vastly different vocals for Demeter and Bombalurina.

Bustopher Jones

Mistoffelees and Victoria go to great Bustopher together and it was the cutest thing, they were so excited to see him!

Munkustrap immediately grabbing Mungo and Rumple by the necks and steering the gremlins away from the Very Important Cat.

Tugger was keeping watch so Munkustrap could be silly with everyone else during Bustopher's number, and that's not something I'm forgetting. Usually, obviously, Munkustrap's sort of in the background, standing, watching, and not really interacting. But Tugger switched places, and was up on the scaffolding watching, and it was CUTE!

My Tuggandra crumbs, thank you Zach and Lexy, I'm indebted to you both.

Tugger literally was just lounging on the car during the end of Bustopher's song, just waving his arms around, and I love him.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

Elana (Teazer for this show) had the PERFECT Rumple giggle!

They're so silly, I love them

They made the best facial expressions, especially when Mungo "stole" Rumple's pearls.

Very dramatic gremlin twins, jumping all over the place, not caring about anything!

They were so confident at the end of their song when they went to walk off, and immediately went into "oh shit" mode when Munkus, Plato, and Alonzo came out.

Run through the legs of Munkus! See Munkus, this is why you need to not stand with your legs apart when you're attempting to control kittens.

Old Deuteronomy

Saying it again, Devon and Zach are SUCH a good Munkustrap and Tugger.

The babies were so excited to see Old Deut! They could barely contain themselves, and then got cuddles! (Also Tanto was with the kittens and i love that for her, let her be a kitten!! I definitely got "big brother Cori/little sister Tanto" vibes)

Everyone's getting Deut nuzzles!!

Tugger did a VERY dramatic shimmy at his dad, and Deut laughed, and I cried.

Tugger and Munkustrap standing on either side of their dad!!!! He's so proud of them!!

Jellicle Ball

Sillabub was hiding on top of the oven before the Ball, sweet baby T_T

George got to sing with Old Deut!! Happy boy!!

TUMBLE FLIPS TUMBLE FLIPS TUMBLE FLIPS

Jennyanydots and Skimbleshanks being the Supervisors!!

There was a really sweet Jellylorum and Alonzo moment (def going to talk more about it in the Alonzo post), but my "Jellylorum is Alonzo, Tumble, and Pounce's Mom" hc is feeling SO VALIDATED TONIGHT

I've said this so many times, but I adore that Plato and Victoria get their own little solo before their Big Solo. It's so sweet, and Hyla and Adam have wonderful chemistry!

Tugger chases Bomba offstage before The Moment, and I love that for them

CUDDLE PILE!!!

Munkustrap and Demeter cuddled together in the corner away from the pile and I want to sob because they were just so sweet, her head was on his shoulder, and he was holding her, and literally everyone in this show has such good chemistry with each other.

Tugger looks up with the psychic twins during Grizabella's reveal, once again making me think that Tugger and Munkustrap have magic like their brother.

OH AND TUGGER DID THE STUPIDEST LITTLE DANCE WHERE HE WAS SHAKING HIS BUTT AND HAVING FUN AND MUNGOJERRIE LAUGHED AT HIM AND THEY HAD A MOMENT AND IT WAS GREAT

Memory

ouch ouch ouch

Jennyanydots blocks the stairs up to Deut's tire so Grizabella can't go to Deut, my heart

steering the babies away from Grizabella even though Silla wants to give her a hug.

Taylor you hurt me in the best way possible

I always get emotional over Grizabella's dance before her song, it's such a telling moment, but unfortunately I don't think everyone understands that it's supposed to be a serious moment and not funny.

Deut sits on his tire the entire song and it's HEARTBREAKING

At the very end, Grizabella does the reaching back, and Deut reaches forward, and if you're sitting in the right spot it looks like they're touching and i'm NOT OKAY

#cats the musical #cats us tour 6 #uppast's cats tour comments

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stranger-hsmtmts · 3 years

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let’s revisit my finale predictions

I think I've finally recovered and gathered my thoughts from the finale so here we go! all credit to whoever I saw on the tl do this first

they somehow pull of the transformation, the end of the show goes pretty well, something small goes wrong but it turns out to be for good ❌✅

- we didn’t see the transformation for some reason but it was passable apparently lmao why did they make it a big deal just to not show it

Mr Mazzara’s phone call was 100% about EJ and college related (hopefully a special program at U of Utah so he stays close!) ❌

- Tim decided to drop the entire college storyline except for EJ’s senior moment at the cast party

- I would say the only surprise for me in the ep was the call being about Mazzara getting a job offer

Portwell angst after EJ breaks off the date ✅

they are awkward at the cast party at slice’s and people notice causing Gina to get more upset/run out ❌

- this would have been better than what did happen but I still praise Ashlyn for saving Portwell

to G’s first kiss after their confessions ✅

- we don’t get to see the kiss and there was barely confessions but I'll say I was pretty much right

Rini saying goodbye to the romantic side of their relationship, restart their friendship, they will always love each other as friends ❌

- this might have been one of the worst scenes of the ep, it was very lack luster for me. the opening night cards didn’t have as much significance as we initially thought

Second Chances takes place after the ej breaks off the date and rini has their opening night cards talk (best song of the season for sure) ✅

- I absolutely adore second chances but I physically couldn’t listen to it until a few days after watching the finale because it hurt me to think about that ep

Ricky and Lily “moment” after she crashes the party, he might lean into it because he feels lonely (not saying I ship it lol) ✅

- I don’t understand where Tim is going with these two

Lily wants to come back to east high ❌

- I mean this didn’t specifically happen but could probably still happen since she’s like in love with Ricky

Kowie back together, but Howie is hiding something (harness related?) ❌✅

- even thought Howie and Kourt mended things, I totally think he was still being super suspicious

Jennzara moment? Mazzy confesses to Miss Jenn and asks her out ✅

- one of the best scenes of the ep for sure. I love Mazzy

Zach Roy comes back to stir the pot? ❌

Possibly a very small Rina moment ❌

- it’s the way they had so many opportunities to do this and skipped every single one of them

Ej gets the NYU scholarship ❌

- Tim literally does not care about EJ going away lmao which is probably good because MATT NEEDS TO STAY ON THIS SHOW AS LONG AS POSSIBLE

Maybe some hints at a summer camp/country club summer season? ✅

- I love Natalie Bagley and the hinting at summer but DID SHE HAVE TO INTERUPT THE PORTWELL KISS

Cliffhanger = we don’t know who won the Menkies & where EJ is going to college (nyu or u of Utah?) ❌

- all the actual cliffhangers will probably be solved or revealed in ep 1

- the only actually cliffhanger is the mazzy - Miss Jenn- mike triangle

I think I predicted 80% of the episode and where I went wrong was expecting this show to be a lot more well written then it actually is.

#hsmtmts #portwell #hsmtmts finale review #hsm the series

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