#or two!

[theoryan]

Just had an interview with the place that can't hire me for a couple months and it went really well but I still am unemployed right now so that's something. Positive vibes

#yeah im tragically unemployed right now #"awesome #ill call you back in maybe a month #or two!

[ghost-in-the-stalls]

Okay okay my two favorite things are merging

Gaara and dogs. Hear me out

So I don't remember exactly what it's like in canon/if its mentioned at all or more of just a fanon thing, but animals probably hated gaara as a kid right? And probably even after his moral whiplash bc there's a literal demon sealed in him and animals pick up on shit you know

BUT HEAR ME OUT

He kind of resigns himself to animals never liking him. Like it is what it is. Kinda sad tho bc hes not great at making friends and also he's kazekage which is probably lonely in its own right. So it'd probably do him good to have a pet to keep him company. But most animals he interacted with for a long time HATED him so he doesn't bother trying.

BUT.

What if - after shukaku got yoinked - animals started acting a bit more normal around him?

Like here's the thing. People have vibes okay. When someone has bad intentions, you can pick up on that shit even if you don't realize it. Body language, facial expressions, actions, etc all communicate things to us that we don't always even notice. Dogs can pick up on that shit too.

And Gaara is a good person okay!! After theres no more demon, there's no reason a dog wouldn't look at him and react the same way they'd react to any decent person who acts non-threatening towards them!

So anyway I have this scenario in my head. He's visiting konoha with his siblings. They run into Kiba and Akamaru. Akamaru - who had an immediate bad reaction to Gaara when he was 12 and murderous - has a positive reaction! Like 'oh hey that fucked up vibe is gone! Hello!!' And akamaru like. Greets him as positively as he'd greet anyone (especially maybe if he like! Lowers his sand guard so akamaru can smell him better or something! (Ik there's a thing about gaaras sand always smelling like dead people and i choose to ignore that bc I don't like the idea of my boy walking around smelling like ass all the time ok I want better for him))

Can you imagine how floored gaara (and probably everyone else) would be? But maybe he's immediately like "oh shit a dog doesn't hate me maybe I can have an animal friend" and he starts asking Kiba what it's like to take care of a dog. Maybe he meets up with Kakashi later for a kage meeting and gets some tips from him

Anyway maybe then when they get back from konoha he ends up rescuing a pair of dogs 🥺

This is a long winded way of saying I want gaara to own dogs because I love dogs and once shukaku is gone there's no reason for a dog to hate him he's a sweetheart

#this is #possibly incomprehensible #im tipsy #gaara #sabaku no gaara #give that man a dog!!! #or two!

[butchdonne]

what studying literature feels like

#it’s always one of these two. #either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful……. #pip squeaks #literature

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures #theyre the same picture #house md #gregory house #mean girls #james wilson #regina george #movie parallels

[brightbluedot]

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

#my two cents #about the author

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals #closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7 #dungeon meshi

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

#196 #rule #shitpost #two sentence horror #reddit #reddit screenshot #skinamarink #muted

[orchidbreezefc]

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

#sage makes things #sage speaks #sage original post #two cakes #two cakes theory #be gentle with yourselves all my creatives out there #reminders #smiles #greatest hits #wow this resonated huh

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

[lastparty]

#thanks to those who added ids i didnt expect this to gain traction. i did it in two minutes and then had lesbian sex

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #michael sheen

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’ #yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

[krash-8]

"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone

#boop #krash 🗯️ #also for the record when I made this post I only had booping for two hours #it was not two hours in the end trust me

[linktoo-doodles]

resurrection is sort of romantic, isnt it

#farcille #falin touden #farlyn thorden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #my art #Linktoo art #lets get that yuri on the road. who has a good analysis of these two. they have a lot of symbolism but I want to see like #someone get into the feelings they have for each other about how they see each other romantically. if that makes sense #tw blood

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

A trans person is in need of your financial help

My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help

If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal ([email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe

Edit 2

Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!

If you could, please donate further so Finley is able to get the products that he needs!

Please follow this link to understand what and why

#queer #keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit #fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy #I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza

[exitwound]

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

#girl you cannot take two hours #z