#or kicked me in the chest

[may12324]

Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

#halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin bg3 #bg3 fanart #can you tell i accidentally added too much space for text? #oh well #my art #anyway that ask made me kick my own ass into finishing this #im sorry the bear is boring #it is better than nothing #but that chest hair ^^ #i did a good job #i must say so

[crisisaegyl]

MDZS but Jiang Cheng embraces his life calling of nosey, bratty little sibling and absolutely will not leave Wei Wuxian alone post-burial mounds. He has no patience for WWX's emo era and no respect for his 'mysterious air' or 'menacing vibes'. 🙄

WWX's reputation is saved by the fact that he spends half his time getting publicly outed as a overenthusiastic nerd and the other half his time desperately stopping his angry chaos gremlin brother from passive-aggressively starting another war.

The cultivation world is forced to accept that WWX saved the Wen remnants because they find out via JC loudly announcing that he is an uncle now, he will be the best uncle to ever uncle, as so help him god if anyone touches that kid he will shove zidian so far up their-

WWX tries to exile himself from the sect and JC stops listening immediately because how is WWX going to help him rebuilt the Jiang sect if he's not there? idiot.

Que:

WWX : you still want me there even though i'm the big bad yiling laozu?

JC: My guy, I have seen you cry in fear because of a puppy and squeal like a pre-teen girl over LWJ not-smiling at you. You're not a big, bad anything except a big, bad idiot. Besides, I'm basically your only friend rn you have to hang out with me.

Anyway JC bullies WWX with love and the world is a better place for it.

#I know this is wildly ooc let me live #i just want them to he happy #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #everytime I think about the yunmeng siblings feel like I've been kicked in the chest by Might Gai #help

[sad-leon]

I've reblogged my moots' posts, but i want to say it for myself as well

I don't care what you make, I don't care what you support, as long as you tag your stuff properly, I have no problem with you

This goes for Tcest, April x Turtle, NSFW - if you create or engage in this content, you're welcome here as long as you don't force it onto me, which despite what a lot of people complain about, is not a problem I've run into

They're fictional characters, I just wanna have fun with my silly little turtles, and if you wanna have fun with these silly little turtles with me, you're welcome here

#rambles #important #i don't have a silly little doodle to go with this #so it will probably get buried #but its something I feel like i needed to say #if this gets me yeeted from the comps then fine #i dont want to be there anyway if they're really that quick to kick people #which they have been #so.... oh well #this is kind of a weight off my chest #im gonna create content for me and im going to engage with content i want to see #im also done being passive aggressive about it #this is the type of behaviour that made me leave a fandom and dissconnect completely and i dont want that to happen again #so im taking my stance

[starryluminary]

NoCoVember Week 2: Monsters / Angst

Do you ever wonder what happened the night Noah got eliminated in Island that had Cody and only Cody sad. I do. And I came to the conclusion that he was mad for a different reason than everybody else

Week 2 of @zuureleena s Nocovember, Folks!

#This was originally gonna be a comic but. no time #so instead imagine for me Cody repeatedly hitting Noah on the chest through almost tears #and in turn Noah replying ‘would you calm down. im not getting kicked off’ #and you know the rest #total drama #total drama island #tdi #total drama noah #td noah #total drama cody #td cody #cody anderson #noco #total drama noco #td noco #nocovember #nocovember 2023 #nocovember2023 #Starry makes art #‘WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PLAY THE GAME? NOW EVERYONE’S MAD AT YOU AND THEYRE GONNA-’ #‘Cody calm down. I’m a valuable member of this team and they’d be stupid to kick me off now. I’m not going anywhere. Okay?’ #‘…………..’

[lazycranberrydoodles]

phone studies 🎉 you know the tan line from either ruoye or the cursed shackle would be AWFUL

#i have so much love in my heart for tgcf fanartists but if i see one more twink xie lian im gonna lose it #xie lian has no scars cause godhood heals them all #hua cheng has many - lots of stuff from before he died #including his death wound (which i guess was a sword to the chest because jun wu stabs him there later) #and then he has an additional one on his eye and his top scars #idc. eming being born after he tore out his eye #and then being doubly a part of his own blood / self transformation/determination because he used it for top surgery #is funny and also VERY on theme #[waves hands vaguely] people who like men are welcome to go bananas on this one #me rubbing my hands together and laughing evilly when i get to use my figure drawing skills on my blorbos #btw a good reference for xie lians body type is ufc fighters #not too bulky its functional fitness built to kick ass and lift stuff #i also personally think both of hualian would gain weight after getting together cause theyd start eating more meals :) #edited cause i forgot his tattoo LMAO #tgcf #my art #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #study #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #hob #heaven official's blessing #figure drawing

[butmakeitgayblog]

Okay that look that ADC gives Laura? I can just see all of your Lexa au looking at Clarke like that and I can’t with the softness.

You're not wrong

But also...

#anon #it's giving jealous MBFW Clarke vibes #you're not wrong tho! #that doting look like #CoA Lexa any time she's anywhere in Clarke's general proximity #romeo Lexa is always a fool in love and it's written right across her face #AWTR Lexa. when I said Gus could barely recognize his daughter anymore this is what I meant #at no point had his serious and stoic daughter ever been #... bubbly 🤨 #but yeah no initially this just gave me MBFW vibes (without the crack) because that's why Costia scared the shit out of Clarke #more than anyone ever had #cuz Lexa... she genuinely felt something for Costia #and Clarke could tell #because before Lexa had only ever looked at her like that #don't kick my ass ok #what Clarke just doesn't realize is that Lexa still looks at her exactly like that. only even more stupidly in love #she's just so used to it she doesn't see it anymore #but seeing even a fraction of that detected at someone else? #like sledgehammer to the chest #directed**

[luck-of-the-drawings]

HOW DO YA LIKE THAT DARK DOG??

BEEN REAL ENAMORED BY THE 'SORRY' BOYS AND THEIR ODD ESCAPADES LATELY. I THINK THEY COULD DO A LOT OF GOOD THINGS WITH THREE GALLONS OF 'FAKE' BLOOD.

#sorry boys #sorry fanart #cw gore #cw body horror #DEAR GGODODDD I HOPE I TAGGED SORRY THE RIGHT WAY #PLEASE SORRY FANS IM HHEERE IM HERE AND IM CRAAZYYY GODDD PLEASE FIND MEEE FIND MEEEEEEEEE #GONNA BE HONEST IVE BEEN FLOPPIN BACK N FORTH ON THIS REAAAALL HARD LIKE. IM NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT #BUT EVERYONE WHO SEES IT SAYS ITS COOL! SO IMM GONNA TRUST IN THE WORD OF MY FRIENDS!!!!! THANK YOU FRIENDS!!!! #i tried to fit in as many things in the video as i could into his vile chest cavity. im rly proud of how jumbled n messy n fun it looks! #SOME THINGS TO NOTE! i painted over the bg of a specific shot from the video. painted over a portion of that LIGHT FIXTURE #BUT I Had to improvise the rest and im PRROUD LOOK AT THAT!!! WITH A MOUSE TOO BTW #DREW THIS WHOLE THING WITH A MOUSE. took some time but i think im gettin the hang of it #ANOTHER DETAIL: ranboos lil wires behind his mask. teeehehhehee i rly liked gen loss #i like this weird combo i do of cartoony and photo realistic. not sure where my balance is yet with that but im havin fun!! #ughghgh what else can i say abt this piece... other than it kicked my aASSSSSSS!!! #adding highlights in blood is always SSUCH A FIGHT for me guhhh it takes so much wrestling to make it look right.... #ggbbhhbbgbh thats all thats in my brain for now. enjoy my art and enjoy my notes about my own art. enjoy ur day aswell if u can

[butchered-icarian]

Jackboot Jumps. Nina Cried Power. Swan Upon Leda. Eat Your Young. Butchered Tongue.

All celebrities will eventually disappoint you, but this one hits the hardest I can't lie.

#i feel like someone just genuinely kick me in the chest #hozier

[skitskatdacat63]

#absolutely horribly down bad abt this simple 5 second clip #fernando's tiktoks murder me in numerous different ways #SIRRRRRRR STOP DOING THIS TO ME #giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair holding my phone clasped to my chest 🤭🤭🤭 #the old man gives me heart palpitations #also lance sitting next to him or ????? #but i like how his tiktok is a mix of shitposting and then super god tier edits(ty jimmy) #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #fa14

[mybrainisrotted]

All In Good Fun~

A clean spar between senseis gets a little close for comfort. Gojo x gn!reader, established relationship. Just some suggestiveness, nothing spicy. The move I try to describe is from a scene in Hells's Paradise where Yuzuriha take down Gabimaru (it's quite something. And the anime is great!)

Read on Ao3

Gojo's got you pinned on your knees and left hand while he tugs your right arm behind your back just enough to make you quit your squirming. One firm pull would be enough to dislocate your shoulder. If you were a curse he would've ripped your arm off already. But this was a clean spar; no Infinity, no cursed energy or techniques, just a little practice match to show off in front of his students. And of course he doesn't want to actually hurt you. On the contrary; bent over as you are, back arched and ass in the air, he wants to take you off this field and somewhere more private so you could let out your frustrations in a much more pleasurable manner than this. And judging by the way your hits had gotten more sloppy the longer he dodged them and the colourful curses you'd been muttering his way you're very frustrated.

He tips forward at the waist, nose nudging the shell of your ear. "Do you yield?" he says softly, and nearly groans when you ease yourself back, slowly, to nudge your ass against the front of his pants, chuckling under your breath. Positioned as you are in front of him, the students thankfully can't see what a tease you are. 

He expects your body to go slack then, for you to give him your assent. What he doesn't expect is for you to kick out your leg to try to swipe him off his feet. It's nothing for him to take a step back to dodge and you push yourself up with your free hand, pivoting your lower body so you're on your back. Gojo still has your wrist in the grip of one hand except now your thighs have locked around his neck, forcing him down on his knees and his other hand braces on your thigh to catch his balance and avoid face planting right onto you.

Behind him, there's hoots and cheers from his students and the grin that plays across your face mirrors his own. In this new position, Gojo is close enough to feel the soft puffs of your breaths on his cheek, see the sheen of sweat that glistens along your neck. He wants nothing more than to lean forward and press his mouth to your skin and kiss his way down your body, precariously poised as he is between your legs. The way your gaze is dipping from his eyes to his lips tells him your thoughts are drifting just as much as his. But there are children watching and as much as he's tried to convince you otherwise, he respects your desire to keep your relationship private. 

"Do you yield?" You repeat his words back to him, punctuating them with a light squeeze of your thighs against his neck and inching upward enough that he can see straight down your shirt. His pulse jumps, blood heating immediately, and he's sure if he stays here even a minute longer he won't be in any decent state to get up and face his students, regardless if he wins or loses. 

Gojo leans forward, not to kiss you like he desperately wants to, but to bring his mouth to your ear. "Only if you promise that we go somewhere private right now--"

"Deal."

"I yield!"

As soon as you unlock your legs from Gojo's neck he's jumping to his feet and tugging you up in one swift motion. He claps a hand on your shoulder and waves at his students. "I've got to go over some important paperwork with sensei now. And since I'm so nice you can take the afternoon off, don't get into trouble, bye!"

Then he teleports you both straight to his apartment bedroom where he can get you on your hands and knees again for him.

#satoru gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #satoru x reader #satoru x you #my writing #i think i dissociated while writing this #can you imagine sparring with gojo though #he could kick your ass and never let you forget it even though hes literally the strongest. dude. #but him slamming you to the ground his body on top of yours both of your chests heaving because you sure as hell arent going down easy #dont look at me #my brain rots

[magdaclaire]

and when i write a fic about bobby callin ellen in a panic because dean, sixteen years old, has been left by john at sonny's and there's nothing he can goddamn do. what then

#if he's sixteen little joanna beth is ten but it always feels like ellen has more experience #bobby doesn't have always the boys and he won't feel like he ain't pretendin at the throne of being their father til they're well past grow #but god worryin about dean is a full time job and looking after sam is too #because sam is twelve and angry and bobby fucking gets it because he sees the weight of his father's hands in john winchester's #and it takes everything in him to give those boys back every time he has to #he made dean stay with him for all three months of summer when he was seventeen and didn't let him go on a hunt once #when dean dropped out right after his eighteenth birthday it was like a kick in the chest #ellen rufus bobby and missouri are so important to me. i have so much to say on the matter #bobby singer #mer rambles

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Two VERY different approaches to history and memory: ft. Eternal Duo

#foolish #eret #dsmp #eternal duo #eternalduo #dsmp video #Full disclosure: Eret already nabbed a lot of historical items from this area #so the stuff in the chest probably wasn't TOO important #but the contrast was too funny not to share #also I have Never Touched Minecraft In My Life so idk how important anything is based on an icon anyways #Idk why Foolish's video is so Crunchy tumblr video upload just munched up his half of this video #also it is SO funny to me that the song playing on Eret's stream is #''Men I Trust'' #adds an extra layer of comedy to this #I personally would love to see c!Eret kick c!Foolish's butt #are they old friends? yes #Does that mean c!Eret shouldn't finally let loose and go crazy on someone? No

[raayllum]

5x02 / 5x04

#THIS ONE'S FOR YOU IMP #varrow #rayllum #dragons liveblogs #5x02 #yes this one Did kick me in the chest thank you very much #the royal family of katolis #5x04 #arc 2 #s5 #the one who ruined me; i did it myself #listen when the callum-harrow rayla-viren parallels jump out (rather than the usual way around) it's always a spicy time #mine #tdp #the dragon prince

[sysig]

Care for your sparring partner (Patreon)

Bonus:

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Wander #Everyone asking Peepers questions that just skirt that line: The Series lol #Shoutout to Autumn for directing my attention this way and encouraging my brain to think about this A Lot lol #Drawing Peepers sliding around 'cause he just throws himself into everything ✨ That's it that's the whole thought lol #I haven't worn a binder for long enough to lose my breath so apologies if this isn't quite how it goes but y'know - *gestures at The Vibe* #He would overwork himself to the point of nearly passing out if it meant he could keep fighting the way he wants to pfft #Sylvia's rough and tumblr and she can be mean but even she won't kick him while he's down! Mom friend activate haha #She's grown a lot <3 #Also getting a bit easier to draw her >:3c She does have a fun design :D #Her mouth is the most fun haha ♪ It really reminds me of Moomin! Cute cutout shape :3 #''Why are you fighting with like five coats on'' ''Dysphoria'' ''Ah'' #Notice how he covers his chest when she brings up his ''tank top'' ♪ She just goes on giving him a lecture and he's like ''Did she notice'' #She didn't lol especially if that bonus is any indication #Weeks/Months/Years later and she's just like ''So that time we were fighting he was- He wasn't- :0000'' Lol #Bonus Wander brushing her comb ♪ Gotta take care of his best friend/steed! Probably just knocking the dust and dirt off haha #Their discussion would probably be silly hehe you know he'd ask and then /she'd/ ask #''Did you know??'' ''I don't make it my business to pry into other's personal matters-'' ''First of all that's not even a little bit true'' #It's just all about respecting boundaries! All the way around :) Respect the sanctity of the relationship whether it's friendly or combative

[whump-queen]

pretty boy Haziel’s about to fucking get it 💘🩸 ~ wip for @demondamage

#yes that is brat carved on his chest <33 #posting this from last night cuz I’m mad capitalism hasn’t given me a single second to draw today and I just wanna finish this so bad #hmm now accepting background ideas >^< #haziel #others OCs #my art #akias art #will post the final version when I finish it whenever I actually get to go home #I’m gonna kick this stupid man I love him so much /violent affectionate #sketches #art wip

[bulkhummus]

I have class..... ON A SATURDAY ????????????????????

#brother....... #the way I was kind of feeling better and then that drop kicked me in the chest #had to fucking call out of work #I guess its fucking good I looked at my email #everything feels like a NIGHTMARE #ima get up early and do all my shit before I gotta be on call god damn im so mad rn im seeing red #personal #dont my mind me im just going thru it as one does every now and again