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I just know when soap heard that sneak got hurt in the newest chap he was like
Should have given them that hug
AHHHHHH my hearttttttttt t
THE PAINNNNNNNN
No, but when I read this ask I was immediately thinking of that video that’s like “I’m a dog, and I identify as a dog, but my mom says ‘I’m just a baby!’ like Sneak is the 141 baby and when anything happens to them they’d all be like 😤 who do we have to kill! Meanwhile Sneak's there surrounded by big grown ass mother hen men like “I’m a hardened soldier, and I identify as someone who can kick ass and has been on multiple dangerous missions, but my team say ‘I’m just a baby’🙄” 
So I've written a lil short something to tide over till Chap 7
It was hardly your worst first day back, but that morning your head was still far from alright. Although the intense bouts of pain had gone you had been left with lingering echoes that felt like a loose grip clenching on your brain every so often. In short - you weren't delighted to be walking back onto base.
As you found your way through the door, you had only just barely gotten your foot in when you were knocked back and taken by surprise. Claps and cheers echoed through the hallways, bouncing around the cold white walls and straight into your fuzzy ears. You gritted your teeth and turned your head, coming eye to eye with Soap who had his head nuzzled into your shoulder while his impenetrable arms squeezed you like a stress ball.
“Soap, what the fuck are you doing, man?” You groaned, trying to wriggle out of his hold. 
“What the fuck am I doin’? What’s it look like I’m doin’? You almost got killed! That day that I was tryin’ hug you could’ve been our last moments together. I didn’t even get to hug you in the end either!”
You huffed out a breath and rolled your eyes, surveilling the rest of the guys as they stood watching. Ghost had his arms crossed and watched on with Price while Gaz took his turn to walk up and crush the life outta you from the front. You were being attacked from both sides, no chance of escape. 
“Did you forget to tell them I walked away with a concussion, Cap?” You said, directing your glare toward Price. “Completely non life-threatening injuries. And to be honest Soap, even if I had died that day, I’d probably have been smothered by your toxic sweaty ass fumes before I’d have even gone on that mission if I’d let you near me!”
“Well I tried, but you know how they get,” Price laughed, shaking his head as Soap gawped at you. 
“Sneaky, do you know how many people die from concussions? Plus you were about to get shot at if Price hadn’t a’ come in, that could’ve been it. You’re lucky you are alive!” Soap groused, finally releasing you from his grip. 
“And before you ask how many,” Gaz said, also being kind enough to let you go, “Soap has been banging on about it all week - its 176 deaths a day.”
“Wow, you googled that all on my account,” you laughed, shoving Soap right as he shoved Gaz. 
“Well how about I don’t care next time you almost get shot to death,” Soap said, throwing his hands to the air. 
“Honestly? I think my head would be all the better for it,” you laughed. “All this noise is killing me.”
Soap threw you a dirty look, but it didn’t deter you from smiling all the more, especially when he started to sulk off. Gaz followed after him and Price took off too, presumably heading off to your first meeting, you supposed. You’d gone to follow him down the blinding hallway, your eyes half lidded to try and deal with the fluorescents but you were stopped when Ghost put his hand on your shoulder and looked down at you with a serious stare. 
“You ok, Sergeant?”
“Yeah, I’ll be alright,” you shrugged, “As long as you don’t start trying to pop my head off too.”
“What? No hugs for your LT?” he snorted, his eyes giving away his smile.
“As if you’d want one,” you smirked.
“Know me too well, Sneaky. Can’t lie and say I didn’t worry about you though.”
“Well anyone would worry when they’ve got Soap ranting off about death statistics,” you shrugged. “Really though, I’ll be fine. Few painkillers and some water and I’ll be alright in no time.”
Ghost nodded, giving you one last scan over with his eyes before he began to follow the others. 
“Better get a move on then, Sneak. I hear the Austrian has been asking about your arrival. Last thing you’d want is to bump into him.”
You rolled your eyes at the mention of König and got to stepping in line with Ghost. Reality was you’d much rather be back in your little retreat with König. Though that was the last thing that Ghost needed to get wind of. 
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luvrxbunny · 4 months
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Let’s start with my mom: My mom is not the worst mom. I love her so much that it hurts. She could just be better like all the other parents in the world. Like once she kicked me out of the house bc of my stepdad who cheated on her multiple times and treated her like absolute shit. She would purposely put my little sister off to the side (which doesn’t make sense bc my step dad is her father😭) and would put her on me and my older sister. She used to constantly criticized me on how my hair looked, how I dressed,and more. But that motivated me. I changed up my wardrobe, started learning how to do my hair, bought makeup, everything. I did it not only bc of what she would say but what people at school would say. Which when I told her I was getting bullied at school, she told me to just stand up for myself and when I told her I didn’t know how, she would ridicule me about that too. Another time she flat out told me I wasn’t wanted. AT A PUBLIC POOL. There were worse times than others but I’m glad I still have a good relationship with my mom. Not everyone is as lucky as me
Now my dad on the other hand, fuck him. First off, when I was growing up he was a poor excuse of a father. He still is but that’s wtv🙄. He would bail on me at times even though he promised. And when his health got worse, he started to treat me like a maid. I do currently live with my dad and for the past few months, I have to do almost everything for him. He’s always like “Kenya do this for me” and “Kenya do that for me”. He asks me for so much that sometimes he pays me. I cook for him, I clean for him sometimes, I get things for him and what I don’t do, my grandma does. And let me tell you, my grandma is a strong woman bc I would have gave up a long time ago if I was her. This man is ungrateful, lazy, a piece of shit, and a overall bad person. He smells first of all at his big grown age, my grandma cleans up after him, and the reason I say he’s ungrateful is bc recently when he got back from the hospital bc of a knee injury, my grandma had stripped his bed and he got mad. He said and I quote “I told her what to do and she just did whatever she wanted to do.” So I said “you’re lucky she washed anything. Just ungrateful.” And this dumbass nigga had the audacity to say to me “I didn’t ask for your fucking attitude Kenya. You sit in here and let her do the shit.” Referring to her stripping his bed and cleaning his sheets. I just walked off before I hurt him bc he can be such a pain in the fucking ass, you know? Like y grandma is not getting any younger and you’re just putting more stress on her. And what kills me is he got a degree and never did anything with it bc he’s a failure. Why go to college and never have a career? What makes me mad about that is some people never got the chance to go to college and you just threw your life away like nothing? And he can’t even blame it on his health bc ITS HIS FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE. It’s all those years of terrible eating and unhealthy decisions that got you in this place.
I could really talk about my dad for hours and how much I hate that man. But what’s crazy is I would still be sad if he died. Sometimes I feel like I wouldn’t though
okay babes why are you almost me
i’m the same way with my mom, like she’s almost my best friend, we have a pretty good relationship, definitely better than most but she is also the meanest person to me in my life. she’s the only one who can make me feel as terrible as i do, yet i love her????
and for the doing everything around the house, i also relate to that. my mom has me and my siblings clean the entire house, she used to withhold food or sleep until we got things done, she would scream and more that i’d rather just not get into but luckily she’s too old to do that anymore— or we’re too big. but i don’t know why some parents think their children were made to serve them? like we’re our own people with our own lives. you wouldn’t like to be doing something like this for free so what makes you think i want to?
and i hope u don’t take this the wrong way but your dad sounds insanely immature. like as a grown ass man you’re yelling at your child and your mother over some bedsheets!?! just hearing abt it is making my blood boil
and then i said how you’d still be sad if he died omg i felt that
my dad was abusive and had been absent for god knows how long but if i randomly got some shit in the mail saying he died…? i think i’d still feel some sadness over it and it makes me even more upset that he can make me feel anything when he doesn’t deserve any of it
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01libra · 3 months
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Notes on saltburn from an oxford uni student bc why not
- using zadok the priest as the opening for this movie of all things is sacrilegious. nothing else more aptly sums up this film’s inflated sense of it’s own importance
- Basing this in brasenose is pure wish fulfilment from fennel who went to a flop pph (permanent private halls) that no one’s ever heard of that doesn’t exist anymore .. stealing that big famous college clout. Not hers to claim 🙄 (sorry I’m a chch alum and bitter)
- Keep getting distracted by how old this “uni student” Oliver looks. Looks like he’s 40 😭
- All the tutorial stuff is 100% accurate though. Oxford vibes for the most part are accurate but not surprising since the film is written and directed by an oxford alum.
- the eating and talking in the college library is upsetting me. Maybe it flew it 2006 but wouldn’t now LMAO
- WHY ARE THEY FOCKING CYCLING IN CHRIST CHURCH MEADOW 😭😭😭 again idk abt 2006 but nowadays you ARE NOT ALLOWED
- “What college are you in mate” 100% authentic first question to ask anybody. “Yours mate” is brutal 😭 hasn’t often happened to me ..
- posh public school kids 100% don’t befriend lower class people I cannot stress this enough. That aspect keeps throwing me off it’s so not the way of things.
- Felix’s eyebrow piercing is putting me off I don’t know a single person of his class demographic with an eyebrow piercing and I know a lot 😭
- ChirpSEEing? I’ve only ever heard it pronounced chirpsing 😭 probs just me being wrong though
- This is literally an upper class fantasy of what the evil lower classes are up to frfr like we are NOT that obsessed with them I promise omggg
- “Only rich people can afford to be this filthy” so real though my college cleaners had to report my Westminster school neighbour in first year for her room being so filthy …
- Why are there no transitions between any scenes in this movie
- Inaccuracy: calling them exams. First year exams are called prelims bruh no one calls them exclusively exams like this film does
- Being able to spot a rental tux from a mile off is real
- Hanging casually in the Magdalen deer park as brasenose students with no explanation as to why they are there ? Sure ..
- Walking across the manicured grass at saltburn ??!! With a suitcase ??? After a year at oxford he would know better 😭
- I rly don’t get why these guys are friends like what do they even talk about … nothing has shown Oliver to be likeable
- The way Felix says “it’s like .. black tie” all bashful. Is so real
- “Lucky for you I’m a vampire” top 10 worst lines in film history
- This film is so evil for making me like the upper class guy more then the middle class guy like … this is a new kind of insidious
- People not knowing Oliver’s name feels overplayed idk like the public school kids at MY oxford college knew my name even if they didn’t like me. Like him being Felix’s friend would ensure that people would know his name even if they didn’t like him lol Oxford colleges are small lmao
- “You’ll eat us from the inside out” fennel announcing what she thinks abt poor people …
- The final speech abt the rich not having any natural predators except one ?? What ?? Poor people ??!!!
- The full frontal nudity at the final scene . Way to hit us while we’re down 😭
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softer-ua · 2 years
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Imagine if Izuku didn’t really like Katsudon, he was just trying to drop a subtle hint to Kacchan
Who absolutely did not get it but did start making it more regularly so that he could give Deku the “left overs”, Katsuki doesn’t actually eat any of it half the time
Izuku does enjoy Kacchan’s Katsudon but it’s still not his favorite food, but now he thinks that it must be Kacchans favorite. Which makes total sense for someone with an ego that big, how could Izuku be so blind!
So Izuku learns his mom’s recipe for it and invites Kacchan over for dinner as a thank you for all the Katsudon and shares his own version with him
After learning that it’s Dekus moms recipe Katsuki figures Deku probably like that version better and starts making it more like that, but actually both of them preferred Katsukis spicier version
They spend like a year eating way more Katsudon that any sane person would, and certainly way more than either wants
It all comes to a head when Izukus mom surprises him with a visit, just coming to drop something off while passing through, and it happens to be during one of his and Kacchans Katsudon dinners
“Katsuki how did you get him to eat Katsudon, he’d hardly touch it if I made it for him” 🙄😒
Katsuki is in complete shock and Izuku wants the floor to swallow him.
After Inko leaves Katsuki demands an explanation, thinking Dekus just been fucken with him this whole as a joke.
As embarrassing as it is Izuku of course would rather spill literally any secret than let Kacchan’s feelings be hurt, so he prepares to meet the reaper.
Either cause Kacchan actually kills him or just breaks his heart badly enough it stops beating on its own accord.
With eyes firmly glued to the floor Izuku finishes his frantically rushed half mumbled confession and dejectedly drops back into his dining room chair
Deku looks up just in time to see Kacchan start laughing so hard he’s doubled over with tears in his eyes
Izuku feels tears in his own eyes, but not because he thinks it’s funny.
He’s just pretty that this is the beginning of the worst rejection of his whole life. Even worse than the first time he met All Might and was left him alone on a high rise roof.
Whoever said that the worst someone could do was say no was a damn liar, they could skipping saying no and laugh themselves into a stupor
It’s not until Kacchan abruptly stops laughing and his blurry face looks at him panicked that Izuku realizes he’s started crying for real.
He’s never been truly hurt by Kacchan’s teasing before let alone cried about it, but this is different. This isn’t childish bullying or a rivals competitive jabs, this isn’t even a simple rejection.
This is the is the person he’s the closest to in the entire world being so repulsed by his crush that he’s having a hysterical laughing fit over it.
As the reality of it all settles in Deku can’t help but let out a sob as he tries to dry his face with his sleeve
“Hey wait no, damn it, Deku, you idiot, fucken shit, Izuku!”
Izuku starts crying harder at Kacchan’s shouting
Next thing he knows there’s a sudden weight in his lap and his hairs being roughly grabbed pulling his head back so he’s looking up at Kacchan
Kacchan who’s sitting in his lap, looking both angelic and terrifying. Kitchen light creating a halo effect behind him and cast his scowling face in shadow
The surprise effectively shutting him up. Leaving Izuku looking up at Kacchan gaping like a fish in between stuttered hiccups. They sit there staring at each other long enough for Izuku to feel his neck cricking
“Do I have your attention now?”
Izuku tries to nod but the grip Kacchan has on him doesn’t allow for much movement, lucky Kacchan gets the message anyway
“I wasn’t laughing at you, and I’m definitely not repulsed by your crush, I only made that shit because I thought you liked it and I like you” Katsuki says with a smirk
Izuku think he might pass out for the emotional whiplash he’s receiving.
He can’t quite believe Kacchan’s sitting in his lap let alone returning his feelings, heartbreak and embarrassment quickly forgotten and replaced by wonder and delight
Katsuki finally decides to take some pity on the nerds poor neck and releases the tight grip he’s maintained on the soft green curls
Katsuki takes a moment just enjoying watching Dekus dumb splotchy cry baby face finish morphing into an ever dumber face of shocked awe
He lowers his hand onto the stiff neck muscles, ever so slightly warming up his hand and rubbing gentle circles with his thumb, Deku immediately relaxes into the touch but continues just staring up at Katsuki like he’s done something amazing
Like he hadn’t just accidentally hurt him for the millionth time, as if they both hadn’t been insecure and stupid that they rather risk raising their cholesterol by living off fried pork instead of just talking to each other
Uncertainty coiled in Katsukis guts as his eyes tracked Dekus tongue nervously wetting his plush lips, the only thing he wanted more than to lean down and kiss him was to not hurt each other and he wasn’t sure they could do that
Their lives had been filled with miscommunications and impulsive choices
Shit he was sitting in the nerds lap desperate to devour him, not even five minutes after accidentally making him cry, not even 10 minutes since he’d found out that 1 impulsive interview answer had them spending almost a year misunderstanding each other over pork
But as he felt Deku settle his stupidly big hands on his hips and a determined clarity entered dazzling green eyes, Katsuk felt his nerves settle and his certainty too.
Sure they weren’t perfect, but Deku had cut down on his reckless impulsivity in battle, and Katsuki had curved some of his impulsiveness off the battlefield.
Both having grown more willing and more importantly capable of leaning on the other, trusting them, and trying to communicate.
When Deku finally spoke it was everything Katsuki needed to hear
“We need to have a long talk, no more secrets, no more misunderstandings. But first I’m going to kiss you”
It was Katsukis turn to be barely able to nod
Next thing he knew the grip on his hips was more firm, Deku somehow pulling him even closer, and his fingers were tangled back in green curls
Their kiss was like everything else about them, lips slotted together in a messy perfectly coordinated dance that stole their breath away.
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anabon3s · 8 months
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Starting a blog: AUGUST 23
My names Lottie, I’m 20 years old and as in my first post I’m new to tumblr but not 3D!!
(I’ll pin this post)
For tumblr legal purposes
I am not PRO A4A, AGAINST RECOVEY or FAT-PHOBIC!!!!
Read or don’t read, follow or don’t follow, scroll on or don’t scroll on. BUT please don’t report, PLEASE PLEASE!!!! BLOCK me if you don’t like what I feel the need to share. THIS IS WHO I AM and this is my only outlet to people who understand and feel how I feel with no judgment or hesitation to help me feel less alone in this dark and lonely illness.
About me 😊
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I am 20 and relapsing for the 100th time through this bumpy gravel road (not really but it’s been on and off). I first got diagnosed when I was 14 and have had the best ups and downs of my life so far on it. I hate being ana (life is fucked up on this road and really we all know it deep down) but weirdly it is the only comfort I have now… earlier on this year (feb/March it’s unclear even to me) I relapsed into the worst state I’ve been in since I first got diagnosed.
Because I was seeing a GP for an already existing health condition since I was 12yo, I got “caught” pretty early on. Little to my knowledge, not so lucky for me (or lucky, you choose) my GP was “specialised” in 3D’s… ffs 🤦‍♀️
Since my diagnosis (being a minor family got involved against my choices early on). My family have been so hit and miss with holding me accountable, sometimes nothing can slip through the cracks for weeks and others I feel like they just “forgot” , “gave up” or “just don’t give a fuck” for literally months… BUT they hold me accountable to going to my GP appointments REGULARLY no matter what my weight or physical/mental health is like at the time 🙄
STATS:
HEIGHT: 156cm (5.1ft)
SW: 59kg (130lbs)
CW: 40kg (88lbs)
GW: 34kg (75lbs)
I’ve been through the highs and the lows of this illness (physically, weight wise and emotionally) I promise, I understand pretty much all sides and angles of it, most likely I’ve been through them my self :(
This is the long way of saying, I am open to sharing my journey from here, it is a lonely, dark journey a lot of us have not voluntarily taken part of but are stuck in for an unknown chunk of time for our lives!!!
I am always open for messages, chats, rants, questions or friendships! Just shoot the text and I’ll reply :)
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borisbubbles · 11 months
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Eurovision 2023 #37-35
That AWKWARD moment you plan on ranking this year’s Big Evil last, and then rewatch everyone and realize some of these NQs were so PUTRID you can’t in clear conscience rank  them ahead of anyone else. Enjoy three acts so irredeemable I have to rank them below Noa! Decade rankings: 112, 111 & 110 / 116 [Above: Brividi, Below Noa Kirel] 29 Dec Update: Now ABOVE Noa, and below Nadir
37.  36. GREECE Victor Vernicos - “What they say” 30th place
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I enjoy being right. 🙂 Sorry, but 14 points in a TELEVOTE, (12 of which from Cyprus) in a semi that has the utterly unvoteable Romania and San Marino in it? Greece was and IS the worst in this year. Sitting through it was like watching a stream of meconium ooze from a baby’s anus.
Sure, one could argue that "What they say” was redeemable as like... a laughable trainwreck, and yeah, it could have been on paper. I have to draw a line somewhere, and “somewhere” is where a delegation sends a minor to the contest, SEES the footage of him utterly flunking the live and then does nothing, allowing him to humiliate himself in front of millions of people. Shitty broadcasters to the fucking bottom of the ranking!
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But even besides that, the song is just a wretched Ed Sheeran pretend ballad, like someone took a cleaver to “Castle on the hill” and hacked out all the mildly enjoyable mellow parts and replaced them with a stop-motion-like cadence, cursive singing and Sad Boy Emoness. Victor sings that he hates his feelings and my feelings are that I hate everything about his song.
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Like, I can’t be the only person so UTTERLY SICK of these misguided self-aggrandising songs that actively try to use real-life mental health issues to provide unsoliicited social commentary for their own personal gain? Be it in a competition or to make oneself appear ~morally righteous~. Enough with the devious white-washing of actual mental health issues. 
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 At least that is what I’m forced take away from this shitty song because these lyrics don’t make any fucking sense: Victor sings that “Lost Souls” make sure no one loses their way and “Hurt ones” can’t stand seeing others in pain, and also that he’s both (?) and that he’s got too much on his plate, wanting to save the others (?????) and that it’s TOO LATE FOR HIM (??????) Someone heard this and wasn’t instantly alarmed by how dark this is? WTF?! SICC A PSYCH ON HIS ASS, ASAP!
But of course, any potential complexity is instantly undermined by the visuals. 
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Youngster Victor wants to battle, and his team is one lvl 7 Caterpie.
Add in a few selfie backdrops, some happy skipping (again: this song has a messed-up and depressing message) and perhaps most offensive of all: GREEK LETTERS SPLICED INTO ENGLISH WORDS: 
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And you are left with an entry that makes me feel ALEXEEV levels of shame. Like yeah it’s all mercenary and insincere and vile but doesn’t change the fact that that Greece sent a sixteen year old with a song about SUICIDAL THOUGHTS to Eurovision and made it... that. BE SAFE, YOUNG VICTOR!!! Preferably as far away from a guitar as possible.😬
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36. 35. SAN MARINO Piqued Jacks - “Like an animal” Joint LAST
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THEY KNOW THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
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... to zero points...x
Congratulations Piqued Jacks, you are NOT last in this ranking. 🙄 Count your lucky fucking stars. 
Talk about an entry that fully earned their nil points in the televote. Piqued Jacks accompanied their accidentally predatorial song with black and red lights. Black and red lights are of course the axe murderer colours which they used to complement the date rape lyrics and serial killer faces.  🙃
Seriously, for real:  
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Hide your sisters and daughters from this creep and his eerie obsession with “snake eyes” and “biting tongues” and “butterflies in his ears”. I would be less bad if “E-King” (you’re a grown man, consider a name change) wasn’t this off-puttingly smug or didn’t have a voice like newborn goat choking on its colostrum. “Like an animal” is three minutes of extreme discomfort. The absolute opposite of a “Slay”.
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35. 34. ROMANIA Theodor Andrei - “D.G.T.” Joint LAST.
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Sigh, this one just makes me feel sad.  As you know I was a Theodor apologist before and honestly, I still kinda like him as a person?
DGT was a shambles though. Theodor was always due to create some discomfort, given that he has never not looked like a Project Runway second boot called Susan and DGT’s lyrics involve *this specific person* talking graphically about being carressed by his girlfriend’s fingers and wanting to rip her clothes off. So yeah a hard sell, but not impossible!!
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However, the live was a bare step above San Marino in terms of second-hand embarrassment. An weird musical bisection, an amateur hour act swallowed by the LEDs and utter SILENCE from the audience which thundered over the off-pitch wailing condemned Romania to nill pointer hell.
The acoustic start, WHY? 
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The CSI floordrops, WHY? 
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The selfie backdrops, WHY?
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 The black paint on the naked torso, WHY? 
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the shrill falsetto WHYYYYYY?!
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And just like how the San Marinese cringe is present but in a lesser form, so is Greece’s shitty broadcaster behaviour. After forcing Theodor to transmogrify his opening minute into an unplugged acoustic version (a decision that completely ruined the song), TVR just called it a day, and happily sent Theodor to his doom with no real regrets. WTF?!
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Basically, these three nil point flops (yeah totally counting Greece as one, deal!) are all tied for last place, but I had to pick an order. Greece are the most awful for exploiting a minor. San Marino deliberately chose someone with a very annoying voice and face, so they’re second last. Theodor meanwhile, is actually kinda talented and was mostly the victim of TVR’s lack of involvement, to which I say: If your participations in Eurovision amount to throwing an eighteen year old to the vultures because you’re too bothered to actually support him through the ordeal, Romania, then don’t bother with ESC and just fucking QUIT!!!
THE RANKING
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enigmaticxbee · 2 years
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✖️ 10x05 Babylon
The one where... Mulder & Scully 2.0 pull Mulder & Scully onto a terrorism case to try to communicate with a comatose patient.
Best: If you ignore what they’re talking about (because it’s nonsense) and just focus on Mulder and Scully walking hand in hand through a sunny field smiling at each other it’s a lovely final scene.
Worst: The rest of this episode is bullshit. The bigotry and Islamophobia expressed by characters throughout the episode and inherent in the terrorism case is disgusting. I think the show thinks it’s condemning hatred but it’s just perpetuating stereotypes.
❌ Flashlights
❌ Woods/Desert
❌ Slideshow
❌ Autopsy
❌ Evidence Disappears
✔️ Scully Misses It
✔️ Mulder Ditch
❌ Sunflower Seeds
❌ Voiceover
✔️ Catch Phrase: Mulder & Agent Miller (IWTB)
✔️ Scully is a Medical Doctor
❌ Mulder is Spooky
❌ Scuuullllaaaaayy! Muullllderrrr!
❌ Fox/Dana
❌ Inappropriate Touching (that I am here for)
✔️ Casual Scully
✔️ Casual Mulder
❌ Trench Coats
❌ Bad Tie Watch
❌ Glasses Watch
50 States: Texas x6 & DC x104 (44/50)
Investigate: Together & Apart
Solve Rate: 80%
✔️ Bechdel Test
MSR: 🐝🐝🐝
Goriness: 👽👽👽
Creepiness: 👽👽
Humor: 👽👽
Rewatch Thoughts:
William check-in: No mention.
Break-up check-in: Why does CC always split Mulder and Scully up in his episodes? 😣
Scully: Nobody [down here] but the FBI’s most unwanted. I’ve been waiting twenty-three years to say that. This was cute, use it in another, better episode please. (Also that means that they’re counting from 1993 not 1992)
What the hell was CC going for with these cheap Mulder and Scully knockoffs Miller and Einstein? Was it supposed to be funny? All it shows me is that he got really lucky the first time around. A few little tweaks and different actors and the believer-skeptic dynamic is unbearable.
On paper Agent Einstein is Scully - a short, red-headed, skeptical medical doctor - but Scully was never an asshole. Einstein’s so unpleasant. From the beginning Scully was intrigued by the X-Files, and she respected the journey even as she pushed Mulder for proof of his outrageous theories.
Agent Miller on the other hand just seems like a kind of boring mild-mannered agent who happens to think the X-Files are cool. I’m sure he’s a fine agent but I’m not interested in watching any more of him.
Einstein’s comment about how Scully must be in love with Mulder otherwise why would she be down there pisses me off. I mean, honestly, accurate. But coming from this character who’s met her once for 5 minutes it’s so dismissive of Scully’s agency and personal and professional interest in the X-Files.
Why is Scully in a hotel room when she calls Miller? Or does she just have a really generic looking bedroom wherever she’s living that’s not the Unremarkable House 🤔
The horrifying secondhand embarrassment of having to witness Mulder’s cowboy “hallucination”… The dancing 🙈 Mulder getting whipped by Einstein and CSM 🙈 I don’t want to see any of this!
We brought the Lone Gunmen back for this? 🙄 Bet the show wishes they hadn’t killed them off for no reason in season 9.
I’ll let someone better equipped in religion dig into Mulder’s vision of Muslim characters in the Christian pieta pose…
So… was it a placebo or not? Because apparently Mulder’s vision was real? I don’t get it, but I don’t really want to put any more thought into it.
Thank goodness I never have to watch this episode again, I can just watch clips of Scully smiling more than she has in the past 23 years as she strolls the fields with Mulder 🥰
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Hahaha ridiculous of course its gonna be dodgeerrrr
Anon 2–Chris surely likes to keep things as private as he can but purposely hiding someone? They’re adults
Anon 3–Saying he knows who to take but he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings could could simply be a cheeky answer. we all know he loves his mom, his dog is his everything and he loves all his family. He's probably just giving a funny answer. Celebrities say all sorts of things to seem funny and charming. Even if his answer is a girlfriend, lol people should just deal.
Anon 4–There’s a difference in being private…and talking in code to give them some secret message. 🧜🏻‍♀️ Right. I think people are so desperate for him to mention his status given everything that has gone on that they’re looking for clues where there aren’t any. That simple little comment has been blown out of proportion and people need to relax.
Anon 5–He would take his " girlfriend " to another planet but does not want to take her to his premiere with his family or wedding. 🤣 She must be a lucky girl. 🤣
Anon 6–its so weird how much people are trying to craft evidence out a random interview answer lol we don’t have any pictures or even rumors that would imply he’s seriously seeing someone yet a random disney interview question is the hint. like he doesn’t HAVE to be dating someone, sometimes silence is just silence not hiding someone lmao
Anon 7–I mean, I just took that comment about not telling us who he’d take to space as a lighthearted joke about not wanting to hurt other families members feelings (ie Scott, his mother, his sisters, his dad) but then again I’m not a crazed Stan that thinks everything Chris does and says is somehow a hint at who’s he’s currently involved with.
Anon 8–Let’s be real, we all know the truth. The “person” Chris would take to another planet is Dodger. //Even though Dodger is technically not a person, the answer is so obviously Dodger. Dodger is his ride or die. No way is Chris going to want to spend an unknown amount of time with a GF. I think that would be his worst nightmare. He would feel very enveloped with no way to escape.
Anon 9–The person he would take with him is likely a longtime friend but he doesn't want to play favorites😂🤣 It's like the question who would you save first from falling off a cliff. You cannot answer it, you will get shit for it.🤣😂
Anon 10–If chris’ hypothetical SO wants to keep their relationship, I think the best way to keep it like that is to simply not talk about each other at all instead of making comments that according to crazed anons are “dropping hints”. If they wanted to stay private, he wouldn’t have made that comment- he just wouldn’t have said anything or said his dog. Which leads me to believe there is no SO
Anon 11–WTF people??? The only people reading into what Chris said ,is fans. Wouldn't there have been something more official? (As opposed to alleged "hints") He was answering a question in an interview like he's supposed to do🤷‍♀️ That's all I personally can take from it. Nothing more!
Anon 12–I’ve wanted to say this for a while but never did. Here’s the thing anons on here constantly think that Chris is saying or doing things that hint at him having a girlfriend and if that actually the case, he’s doing a TERRIBLE job at that bc literally no big news platform (like people, US weekly, variety etc) r gossiping about these “hints”. If Chris truly wanted to do this, he could v easily do it in much more obvious ways. only tumblr is talking about this + he’s definitely not doing it for us.
Anon 13–Honestly some anons spend more time thinking about what Chris is thinking than he actually spends time thinking. The fact that y’all made that little joke about not wanting to hurt peoples feelings into him hinting that he has a girlfriend is just…. Crazy 🙄
Anon 14–So I finally watch the video and I don’t know where some of y’all getting that indication. I thought he was just joking around with taika.
Anon 15–Taika is in a public relationship and didn't mention anyone. That obviously means he and Rita aren't together anymore. That's how dumb the whole thing is. People also need to remember that not everything is about romantic love. Chris seems to have very strong platonic relationships. It literally could've been anybody. Or nobody 🤷🏽‍♀️
Anon 16–Maybe he wanted to say Dodger but he knew the humans in his life would be offended. Dodger seems to be the only one he wants to be around all the time, so maybe going with another person didn’t appeal to him and he felt like he couldn’t say that. I don’t think his answer is definitive proof of his relationship status like some people are claiming.
Anon 17–His answer to the planet question is not an indication of anything! These people are seriously crazy. When avenger came out he was dating minka and never talked about her in press but was constantly photographed with her, like give it up if he was with anyone we would have seen something already. Thank you for being normal in all this crazy
Anon 18–I mean. You know he’s got family right? His mom. Siblings. How is that in anyway an “obvious indication” he has a girlfriend? He could easily be referring to his mother and doesn’t wanna hurt his siblings’ feelings. 🧜🏻‍♀️ //Some people are blood hounds to connect every little thing he says or does to a woman. And this has been going on for years. It's insane. We also need to stop overanalyzing everything he says. Per his own words he's "mercurial", so he may feel completely differently tomorrow 🤷🏽‍♀️
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wildpokemon · 4 years
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ML Season 3 Rewatch: Ladybug
Production No. 324
Okay, last episode of the regular season - only the two part finale left after this!! I actually can’t believe how close to the end we are lol. I still feel like I JUST watched those episodes. This episode however, feels like a long time ago lol. I was on vacation in England when this one came out and really only watched it the one time, so I am very ready to watch it again within the context of everything else. This episode had all the plot if I remember correctly, and I’m sure everything is gonna hit so much harder after seeing everything that comes before it. I haven’t even seen this since Chat Blanc and Felix came out, so this should be fun!!
theme song ends, and BAM, I’m in tears
HE’S. MAKING. HER. THE. LUCKY. CHARM.
Adrien makes it for her, is happy about it, but then Plagg is mildly discouraging bc it’s a gift that isn’t cheese (🙄), and so Adrien wants a second opinion... So, he asks.. his father.
he’s gushing about her :))))
and Gabriel is a dick about it of course
I wonder now that we know Gabe was previously aware of the birthday party if it'll make watching Befana any different now? Like, did he pick Marinette’s grandma specifically to akumatize or something? (i sorta doubt it, but I don’t remember the episode too well)
i die for the lucky charms holy sheet
ooooooo i never noticed that shot of Lila staring down at Marinette’s birthday party before. that’s new to this episode right?? i don’t remember Lila showing up in Befana at all. that’s siiiiick, good set up for the rest of this ep
Lila is back on her bullshit. And by bullshit, I mean that goddamn bench she’s always sitting on when she gossips with the forty-year old man
wait..... i’m confused about timelines now. after we see Lila looking down at the birthday party, it cuts to her on the bench and Gabe is all mad about Marinette’s “influence” on Adrien. But why is he SUDDENLY mad?? the way the episode is set up makes it imply that this gabe/lila conversation happened soon after the birthday party. but that makes no sense, since lila and gabe don’t make their deal until Chameleon, which was the definitive first episode of this season, sooo it doesn’t line up. I mean, there’s a slightly different color filter used in the bench talking scene that I think is supposed to imply it’s the present, and NOT soon after the birthday party. But now I’m just confused as to why gabe is suddenly mad about Marinette again.
oh, hm, okay. so then it flashes back to Lila threatening Marinette, and then Lila doing the shit with the tests. Both those moments have like a vignette type filter on them, so even her planting the test shit is in the past. okay okay, bench scene takes place in the present. just, dont know why Gabe suddenly all worried about Marinette again. maybe hes just miffed that Lila was supposed to unknowingly be helping him akumatize Marinette and it’s taking a while idk
“You work too hard sir” Nathalie says immediately after Gabe gets done striking a deal with a fourteen year old that involves expelling another fourteen year old girl, who happens to be one of his sons best friends. And they call that “work.” Ya know, just another day at the Hawkmoth Inc. Offices. Tomorrow will be coffin cleaning day smh
“I’m good friends with the best manga publisher in Japan.” fuck you Lila. You don’t have any friends at all, let alone good friends
did Miss Bustier really have to expose Marinette in front of the whole class
Alya immediately standing up for Marinette :))))
Lila half a second later, pretending to help >:((
aaand the only thing Lila IS actually good at? Egging Marinette on so that she reacts too harshly and makes herself look bad
fuck lila
lololol Miss Bustier gives NO fucks, just telling everyone Lila got the worst grade
(surely on purpose ofc)
Aaaaadrieeeen :)))) my boy, YES, defend her!!!
this BITCH and her GODDAMN fake disability/injury lies!!!! aaaaaaahhhh
(also, who tf would EVER believe Marinette would push someone down the stairs? lmao)
ooooooh boy, i’m getting heated lol
the animation is really good though, the shots so far are great, and this scene rn, Marinette is clench fisted in anger and you can see her ribs move as she inhales and exhales. it’s subtle since it’s her parents talking, but a very nice touch
let’s take a tally of reactions of everyone who sees the “proof” that Marinette stole Lila’s fox necklace: Tom and Sabine: shocked/surprised (but maybe unsure), Alya: mainly surprise and disbelief it looks to me, Alix: brows hardened, she looks angry tbh, Mylene: confused and worried, Adrien: the saddest eyes i’ve possibly ever seen. he low key looks distraught, bc he knowwws
and he does defend her too of course. or tries to before Damocles interrupts him
Nathalie as Catalyst got them Kylie Jenner lip fillers
tbh.... Scarlet Moth pretty ugly lmaoo. I don’t really like the all red look on him
Chloe defending Sabrina from the butterflies is almost cute
Princess Justice and Verity Queen, goddamn. what great names
wish we could have seen Adrien’s reactions to seeing them all get akumatized again, and Marinette too
damn, she immediately goes to take of her earrings. just wow. the danger is too real lmao
aaaaaaand Nathalie passes out. of course she does lol
should it annoy me how quickly HM drops his transformation to help a fainting Nathalie, when two episodes ago he was knocking his son around like a punching bag? cause uhh, I’m annoyed
aaaah this is where this episode suffers from only being 20 minutes. it jumps right from the butterflies leaving, to Marinette back in her room with Tikki. We got no Adrien reaction to anything, no reaction from anyone tbh. bummer
Alya is such a good friend, wow i love her
also, you kNOW she thinks Lila having that stupid fake fox necklace is shady af
awww, Marinette called her “Al” I’ve never heard her say that before. not many people in the show have nicknames lol
Marinette’s apron has a version of her signature flowers on it :)
“the wounds on the miraculous become your wounds as well” fascinatinggg
and him saying “never at that cost again,” with the dramatic pan to the family portrait with Emilie in it?? SO good. that (and Adrien’s comment in Feast about the dizzy spells) is confirmation enough for me that Emilie’s coma is indeed from wearing the Peacock Miraculous (hi, Kim from two days later here. i wrote this one before that Nathalie as seen by Gabriel Miraculous Secrets episode, where he mentions that Emilie DID fall into a coma from the Peacock Miraculous. So, hashtag confirmed my dudes)
ooo Alya is doin some sleuthing. I love her
Gabriel being asleep while sitting straight up, head barely drooping at all, is just further proof that he’s insane
why does Nathalie have to buy one of those stupid tourist Eiffel tower key chains lmao. she could have picked  a n y t h i n g as the object, and she goes out and buys on of those lol, like why
something super heroes and super villains have in common? they love the sewers lol
akjdaldksa Duusuu is so fun
Duusuu has a fucked up idea of how romance works lmao
she really is dying for her boss
I gotta say though, Mayura’s movements and everything to create Sentibug is really cool
Adrien overhears Alya trying to help Marinette, starts to walk to confront Lila, but then gets the alert about Ladybug fighting Mayura, and so he leaves but wow it makes me happy that he wanted to help her lol (he even says a scene later to Plagg that he is gonna help her, Ladybug just needs him more immediately)
also, Mayura’s fake evil laugh is funny. she knows how to play it up
man i really wanna know why everyone thinks HM just suddenly unakumatized them all. i need to know how that discussion went down. shouldn’t LB and CN be curious too??? i guess it’d be hard to talk about it together since they can’t admit they were in the room it happened in - but still, they could talk to Tikki and Plagg respectively. i wanna hear that talk so baddd
hahaha she covers herself in flour to get away from her dad for a minute and it doesnt even work lmao
:((( Chat’s so sad when he thinks Ladybug is hurt. “there’s something wrong, we’re supposed to be nearly invulnerable.” his voice does a little crack and i’m sad
really interesting parallel to Felix, in how Ladybug doesn’t believe Felix is Adrien pretty quickly, but Chat is more easily convinced. Then again, Felix as Adrien was a lot more out of character than Sentibug was.
oooooooop and now Mayura knows that Ladybug DOESN’T love Chat
also, i really like that Chat’s first reaction is to be confused, and ask what happened to the other boy (unlike *cough* Marinette in Chat Blanc *cough* i know i know it was probably a timing/pacing thing dw)
this is cruel :( poor Chat aaaaahh he looks so genuinely happy to be hearing his feelings be returned :(((
lips touched!! he kissed Sentibug oh my god
and real Ladybug shows up, and now Chat looks so devastated that it wasn’t real oh godddd
ngl though, the ~listen to your heart~  No! listen to your brain!!, is pretty funny lol
Sentibug sounds so weird lol. She’s more soft spoken
poor Chat, keeps clinging to it being real
she called him kitty :)
“I love you just the way you are My Lady” :))))
Senti-charm lol
heeyy, this time it’s a ridiculously huge gun instead of the Final Fantasy sword lmao
alakjdaljh i love that the fork gives Chat the absolute confirmation she’s Ladybug lmao. i love the lucky charms
Gabe wakes up from his stress nap, sees Nathalie is gone, and his first thought is to check the news... their dynamic is so weird and fucked up lmao
WHY, why did they have to do this whole thing where sentimonsters can be almost human and in control of themselves etc. it’s a cool concept, and it’d be sort of interesting to find out later that like, The Gorilla or someone has been one the whole time (unlikely though I think), but gOD i HATE sentimonster adrien theory. i hate it bc there’s nothing to refute it, and it just makes me feel awful lol. honestly, thinking about it in canon actually puts a pit in my stomach
Cat Noir and His Ladybugs lol
Chat gets so maaaaad when Mayura kills Sentibug
aaaaahhh, and then Gabe/HM being like “getting sentimental about a sentimonster” all sarcastically. like if Adrien WAS a sentimonster, then that would make sense why Gabe doesn’t give a shit about him, cause he thinks he isn’t real or w/e. goddamnit i hate this theory so much, makes me feel yucky
Chat calling Hawkmoth grandpa alkdjalsdhalsd
“regular kids. so fragile, so easy to break” 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
FUCK YOOOUUU
hawkmoth said yeet
the way Ladybug is holding/cradling Chat rn mirrors the way he was holding Sentibug earlier
they’re so sweeeeet together oh my god
“ladybug doesn’t sound half as cool” :((( this hits so hard post Chat Blanc. he doesn’t really need saving here, and they both know it. But she’ll save him every time so she never has to see him hurt again. i cry
lol Chat referred to Sentibug as “our Bugette” lol that’s cute
it IS cruel, Ladybug!! using the Peacock Miraculous to create real beings, control them, and then destroy them is CRUEL!! (so @ thomas astruc pls let adrien be a real boy thx)
“you disobeyed me again nathalie” alkdjaljdhasdjs why is this funny to me. why is it funny to hear nathalie be scolded the same way he scolds Adrien
she coughed so hard her glasses fell off lol
FUCK LILA
Adrien is all polite about asking to be left alone, but not one second after everyone leaves, he’s scowling
i love him
he’s. so. good.
“you hurt my friend Marinette, and that’s not okay.” NO. IT. IS. NOT. YES.
daaaang Nathalie overheard
A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LIE//????? AND DAMOCLES IS EATING THIS SHIT??? HE’S CRYING??? IM SO MAD AAAAAHHHHHH
alkdjaldhadjhajh Marinette’s face when she sees the photoshoot of Adrien with Lila is so funny.
can’t wait until marinette finds out he suffered through that for her
Ooooh wow. That was a lot lol. This episode was so so good, so much happening and it all felt really high stakes. But now I’m gonna scour the internet for canon baby photos of Adrien to prove he’s not a sentimonster. Hey, he was longtime childhood friends with Chloe, right? And the Agreste’s have only had the Peacock and Butterfly Miraculouses for about a little over a year? After their trip to Tibet?? Soooooooo, if Chloe was friends with Adrien before his parents got the Miraculouses, then he can’t be a sentimonster. There case closed, I can sleep tonight.
(i know a lot of that isn’t proven yet in canon. but let me enjoy my peace lol)
Anyway, on to the finale next!! Can’t wait!
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Same anon- my problem is also that im a pre-t guy so... you know... you can imagine how unmaly i look and i get misgendered all the time. And i also refuse to fuck anyone who doesnt respect me - but i feel more and more often that i should just give up and find a guy doesnt matter what he think just fuck me already 🙄😬 i dont know how long can i pretend this shit, i just want to move tf out, transition and maybe... maybe then ill find people who thinks im... not that repulsive 🙁
I get that, bro, I was the same way pre-t and I’m still kinda the same way about being pre-op. I do think you shouldn’t fuck someone who doesn’t respect you, like if he thinks of you as anything but a guy, he’s not worth it, just cause I worry that anyone who is willing to fuck you without any regard for who you are as a person is probably gonna do something they shouldn’t. Also this is probably all made a lot harder by the whole pandemic shit. But maybe, if you know where to look, there might be other trans guys who are down? Your chances of being respected are a lot higher with them. Or maybe you’ll just get super lucky and find a chill cis dude. Worst case scenario you’re gonna have to be stubborn and patient for awhile longer.
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Maybe a weird question, maybe not - I’ve always wanted to get into bartending but I don’t have any experience in food service/hospitality. How do I get started? I’m 29 so i have work experience, just not in that.
Do you enjoy it? Is it physically exhausting? Are we talking “just getting by” money or “I can build a life” money? Any general advice or tips?
Thank you! Love you! Glad you’re back!
no nonnie this isn’t a weird question at all! and thank you for asking; sorry this will get long akdjksnd i wanna make sure i can give all the information i can give to you!!
and well that all depends! i kind of got started in the hospitality business cause i started waitressing to save up for money to spend for my europe school trip; and i also took a hospitality class in high school that gave me a qualified certificate- so that definitely helped me out! i only started bartending around the start of 2020 just before the pandemic hit, and i’m now bartending at two places! i didn’t have any bartending experience, but my employers were willing to train me and teach me the ropes and such.
but having the background of waitressing definitely helped a little bit; because the main thing that connects both jobs is customer service! so if you’ve worked in a job thats heavy with customer service, employers at least know that you can interact with customers!
i think i’ll start with the cons and i’m not gonna lie being a bartender is rough sometimes even with it’s good parts, here’s a list:
* both of my jobs are seriously understaffed. not to say that it could be an issue for you, but it stretches you very thin- i worked a 12 hour shift the other week. i think my body’s used to it by now so i wasn’t too bothered, but its a sheer surprise i worked that long.
* it can definitely be very exhausting, especially on quiet nights/days when you’ve done every task you can do and there’s nothing you can do but stand around and wait for it to get busy or for people to leave so you can close. your feet ache more when you’re doing nothing; thats why i prefer the busy nights!
* i’m lucky to live with my parents at the moment, so i dont need to worry too much about what i get paid. but now that i’m looking at moving out, i’m worried that i won’t be earning enough, especially since:
* if you’re a casual your shifts can waver. you could get a shift every day one week and then get just one the next. its dependent on things like busy periods, if there’s enough staff, the availability of staff, etc.
* this is the worst thing about bartending: the abuse. with any customer service job, its impossible to not get an abusive customer. once you add alcohol though it just fucking sucks. there was this one incident in may where i cut off a fella who had obviously had enough, and he made comments about my weight and told me to lose 50 kilos. ngl, i’m still affected by this. i’ve definitely grown a thicker skin compared to who i was before this job, but i’m always afraid to cut off people now because of what happened, even when they need it. not to mention alcohol induced violence as well 🙄
* there’s probably a heap of other things too but i can’t think of em atm
but bartending has been very rewarding as well!
* i’ve made a lot of new friends/acquaintances thru bartending whether it be the regulars i see everyday or my incredible coworkers
* it’s a very social job! i’m not a very social person, and the society of it all can be very exhausting at times- but i now know how to interact with complete strangers without being like. weird? idk it’s like i’ve gained the secret to socialising basically
* drunk people are fucking hilarious. the height of comedy. some of the shit i hear/see is so fucking funny i can’t stand it. it’s even better when they’re talking to you and you’re laughing with them!
* my math is getting better! i could care less if i can do it, but knowing that sometimes i only use the calculator to ensure that the answer i got in my head is correct is pretty frickin sweet.
* cocktails!! i really enjoy making cocktails! so much so, i feel like it could actually be a career option for me! i’ve never ever considered what i could do for the rest of my life, and even though making cocktails wasn’t at the top, it’s still fun to do.
As for needing experience, as long as you have the right credentials needed and an employer willing to train you you should be ok! i'm not sure if you're in australia or somewhere else but here to work behind a bar you need your rsa and rcg (responsible service of alcohol and responsible conduct of gaming) and some compliance training for the TAB.
Sorry it's so long but I hope it helps you out nonnie! 💖
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sigritandtheelves · 3 years
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got my second vax yesterday afternoon and i literally woke up crying because my whole body hurt so much—i’ve tried so hard not to complain (i’m grateful !) but i was so sick & miserable for a whole week+ last time and i don’t wanna do that again 😫
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