#or am i...

[useragarfield]

9K MAKE ME CHOOSE:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ @laylakeating ASKED: April Kepner or Izzie Stevens?

When we follow the protocols we don't skip steps. People live, simple as that. You know you're right. I probably won't be chief resident, but the checklists work. You can't tell me they don't.

#greysedit #tusershay #mmc #userelsbeth #userjapril #tusercarolina #useryusi #userbean #userzhr #tuserhan #tusermichi #addys-beth #userelliee #usercallie #useranne #grey's anatomy #myedit #april kepner #tv #9kceleb* #the blonde one is my nemesis ksjgsg #jk #she's a mess and i love her!! #or am i...

[cladestruction]

Brendon Small said this to adult swim when they asked for a first draft of the movie i know it bc i was there

#i'm kidding #or am i... #and yes the gayness was heavily coded #but it still counts #in my heart #metalocalypse #army of the doomstar #aotd spoilers #sorta?

[tinfoilsoldiers]

little guys alert

#pinky and the brain #patb #animaniacs #animaniacs 2020 #brinky #au #first one is vampire/werewolf #last one is what brain sees in heaven #jk #or am i...

[houseofpendragons]

Sara Snow was made up as a cover story and it was actually Cregan who Jace fell in love with

#Lmao I'm just kidding #or am i... #cregan stark #jacaerys velaryon #jace x cregan #jacaerys x cregan #house of the dragon #hotd

[changbeens]

rb if you trust the person you rb'd from is NOT the kind of person who'd be a dick on anon lmao

#i'm joking #or am i...

[ceruleanvulpine]

girls will not post for weeks and then queue a bunch of stuff and get extremely surprised when they open tumblr and see notifications

#ceruleanrambling #im girls #or am i...

[hollywoodsargeant]

Hope you enjoyed your summer break ! Living with your best friends must be so cool. Btw U just wanted to thank you as a french speaker boyish taught me a lot of new english vocabulary and it's extremly well written ! Can't wait for the next chapter❤

thank you!! i did enjoy myself i also did fun things but mostly did a lot of sitting around... and yes living with my best friends is sick ik some people say Don't live with your friends but i disagree. personally. it's like a really long sleepover. 12/10 experience

and that is so lovely thank you... i'm glad my silly little fic has helped you with your vocabulary <3 can i call it an educational text now

#ask #i'm joking #or am i...

[harkingspot]

jrand: love (dialogue)

reposting bc i had to fix a lot of mistakes 💀 ANYWAYS have this jrand dialogue in shadow prison (they're sad and pathetic)

"This is all your fault, Ridley! If you weren't such a dickhead NEITHER OF US would be here"

"Oh, this is rich. We're pulling out the surnames now are we?"

"You're such a fucking asshole! For once have you ever thought how the shit you pull could affect other people?"

"Emotions are for-"

"Are for what? Stupid people?? Great then none of your relationships would fall apart if you'd just stop thinking for a second."

"LISTEN HERE FUCKER–"

"No, fuck you. I'm done listening to your bullshit. It's all I've dedicated my pathetic life to and look where it got me."

"What the hell are you gonna do? Give me the cold shoulder through our entire sentencing? After all the shit YOU have done to ME."

"Sorry? The shit I'VE done?? Oh please, name them! Please name all the shit I've done to you besides support you when you clearly didn't deserve it."

"You ruined my plan. You shot my daughter–"

"And who was the one who got her there in the first place? How dare you bring Reagan into this after all the shit YOU have done to HER."

Silence.

"I'll have you know I was the only person she had growing up. When you were busy wiring a robot out of her, I had to be there for her. Not her father nor her mother. Me."

Silence again.

"Your silence is very telling of the kind of person you are, Ridley. Reagan had always been a bright kid but you fucked her up. Just like how you fucked up everything you've ever had."

"Your career. Your marriage. Us. For someone who insists on being God, you have an amazing inability to understand love and devotion."

"People cared about you but you didn't like that. Yet when everyone walked away, you didn't like that either. Reagan had friends who loved and cared for her but you can't fathom that. You're so pathetic that you can't fathom how any of that could be beneficial for anyone. Now look at you. Unloved, disheveled, and in prison."

"You talk so lowly of love yet if you'd just accepted it, accepted that you WERE loved– Maybe things would've been different. Maybe we wouldn't be in prison and maybe your marriage wouldn't collapse."

"But you're always you. You're Rand Ridley, and that is enough to ruin you."

"Tamiko really did love you, I know she did. Reagan too, she looked up to you the most and did everything–"

"And you?" Finally, Rand spoke.

"What... What do you mean?"

"Love me... Did you?"

Silence.

"Yeah... I did. And maybe if you grew a pair for once and took a moment to look at yourself–"

"I wouldn't be as ashamed to admit I still do."

#you guys better see this or im deleting it again 💀 #Im just KIDDING im just being silly #anyways sad jrand as always 💔 #its not ooc if you've replayed part 2 ep 7 like a million times #also jr and reagan 🫶🫶 #ik rand also erased him out of her memories #I JUST KNOW IT #I know it bc im actually a writer at ij /j #or am i... #rubs hands evilly #inside job #jr scheimpough #rand ridley #jrand #hark goes insane #hark writes

[morp]

love how the wire mother deserved a like but not to be witnessed by your poor mutuals and followers

Im not THAT cruel to my beloved mutuals and followers

#mailbox #or am i... #rat this ask has me seriously considering reblogging that post now lol

[romqnticstylez]

vee 🤝 chase

having the absolute worst taste in men ever

#exaggerating #or am i...

[kissingthebeehive]

Didn't get into the uni I wanted, who wants to give me money

#later tonight #joking.... #or am I...

[yawninggraves]

God, the new update to The Night We Met jumpscared me, I am not psychologically prepared for Max possibly getting his feelings hurt again 😭😭😭 (love Leon, I just don't trust him right now)

You're so real for that. so real... [shakes and peas]

#hehe jk #or am i...

[ticklepinions]

Garlic or onions?

Garlic

#onion is not a vampire confirmed #or am i...

[fullmusicbardsquared]

if i was arnie cunningham i would have fucked christine and never looked back on that town and we would drive into the sunset

#im so fucking sorry #or am i... #christine

[wumblr]

somebody better come collect their man because my lawyer is advising me -- hold on

#KIDDING #or am i... #no i am kidding. my lawyer is too expensive to be on tumblr at a meeting :(

[ciceroballtorture]

kids on trains should be forcibly sedated

#.text #JOKING #or am i...