ENOUGH of ‘there was only one bed’ trope what if there were plenty of beds huh? what if it was a room full of beds and yet they decided to sleep in one together HUH?
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New!Data like, "Hang on, I think I should go confront the Borg queen with you. For.... Security. Definitely not to relive the last time I felt a surge of god-like, orgasmic power and worshipful acceptance in this new, pseudo-human body with my evil twin's psyche wrapped up in me."
And the whole crew like, "Uhhhhhhhmmmmmm maybe stay behind on the ship for this one, buddy."
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Someone use this scene and make it into a comic with their Ocs
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seeing Guillermo so happy and then immediately sad is so devastating . honestly he should try and kill nandor in the finale
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I gotta say, one of the greatest achievements of my 20s was that I learned (mostly) to differentiate between:
"I truly do not want to go" and
"I'm just feeling the Demand Avoidance, and I will like it once I get there."
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my current insurance covers yeet the teet surgery right?
but they require a year of documented dysphoria :T
so i'm trying to find a therapist who deals in gender shit so I can just go "if I do not get these things off me in the next year or two I am literally going to drink so much wine and bendadryl and fucking kill myself or at least do more horrible damage to myself so you wanna fudge some records or do we gotta do a year of this shit"
and of course all I can find on their website is fucking addiction counseling and like, no, i'm not addicted to anything beyond caffeine I don't need that
but last year they definitely had an easy-to-search tab with therapists and I! Can't! Find! It!!!!
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HALLOWEEN GAME TIME!!! WE'RE GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!!
ON THE DAY OF HALLOWEEN ask me or anyone else that's reblogged this, "trick or treat" and you shall recieve a random thing in your trick or treater bucket! What thing?
THAT'S UP TO WHO'S BLOG DOOR YOU'RE KNOCKING ON!!
A little doodle of their blorbo? An incorrect quote? A drawing of a little cat? A fun fact about bees? A little drabble (100 words I mean but do as you will) for a random thing? A photo of their pet dog? A headcanon? A fic recommendation? A random meme? An OC? A link to their current favourite song? A nice, virtual slap in the face? A trick? A treat? WHO KNOWS!!! NOT YOU OR ME THAT'S FOR SURE!!! (Just no screamers or shit like that of course lets not forget that lmao)
Why am I saying this now instead of on the day of the game? So anyone else that wants to play has plenty of time to prepare a little handful of things for the trick or treaters!!
Remember, it doesn't have to be anything big!!! You can be the blog that's giving everyone images of rotisserrie chicken you found on google, or you can be the blog that's giving everyone pictures of your cat if you want!! This is a low spoons and low stress game so do whatever you want to do that's easy for you!! Be a mix of everything or just give a 'hi!' it doesn't matter, it's all in good fun!! And we can trick or treat each other too, of course. Not as fun if you can't get any tricks or treats too, right? Anyone can trick or treat and anyone can be trick or treated!
I recommend making/queueing a post on the day so everyone knows you're playing btw (anyone that reblogs this post will get one off me too if they don't say otherwise in tags and if I remember I said this)
FOR TRICK OR TREATERS!!!
All you gotta do is send an ask with 'trick or treat' in it on Halloween! Halloween day!! 31st of October!! Day of spooky!! That's it!! (And if you go on anon no one will know if you come back again but I didn't tell you that lmao) I'll be answering any I get when it's Halloween in my timezone and I'm sure I won't be the only one so if you ask earlier, hang tight! It's probably not Halloween yet or they don't have time just yet cause it's a Tuesday! I believe that's everything so...
Have fun guys!!
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sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet
long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe
Wish me luck I guess
Also this is the bag
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