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She/her | straight (sadly) | 5’6 | Aquarius | ESFP-A | Polyglot | analytic/ observant | sociable | easily amused | impulsive | Business & Global studies major
80% of my natal chart consists of air signs soooo 🙂 take that as you will. I like attention and affection but only from certain people and I’m not very open with my emotions,, I’m also very witty and sarcastic and I’ve been told I have “too much confidence” and “the ego of a white man” but it’s not my fault I’m always right 💁🏻♀️ (perks of being observant)
Although I’m quite intelligent I don’t tend to use more than one brain cell unless I really need to (think Osamu Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs) I’m literally the girl version of Kuroo from Haikyuu or Hawks from BNHA if that helps. Sometimes it may seem like I have no filter but it’s either because I literally don’t care or bc I’ve already analyzed the people I’m with and subconsciously adjusted to what I can/should say in front of them
I’m very impulsive and a “go-with-my-gut” type of person so I have a bunch of hobbies I’ve picked up bc they either looked interesting at the time or bc someone said I wouldn’t be able to do it (I am also competitive and petty 😅) But I love drawing and writing!! I’m in the process of writing a book I’ll be pitching before I move abroad at the end of summer (another impulsive decision just because)
I love the fall but I get cold easily so I like to bundle up whenever I can. I’m originally from Cali so the moment the weather goes under 70 degrees the warm sweaters come out and the socks are pulled over my pants. I hate the rain and the snow unless I’m inside reading or watching anime/scary movies and I’m also not the biggest fan of sweet things but I’ll make an exception for hot chocolate during Christmas
I also love sports, I used to play baseball, soccer and basketball growing up but hockey has had my heart for the past 10 years. Because of this I always find myself gravitating towards chaos and I may or may not accidentally on purpose instigate a little chaos every now and then but I never directly take part in it
Okay I think that’s it. This was difficult. Again- I tried. And congrats on your milestone!!
your matchup was…. quite interesting to work with, HIGHKEY because I relate to a few of these points (the dazai one got me CRACKED UP HELP i felt this PLEASE) this matchup is,,,,,, long, to say the least
Best Matchup. . .
Akashi Seijuro
surprise! I placed him as first matchup despite the fact that his own MBTI (INTJ) and his own zodiac have nothing in common nor in compatibility… in theory
in theory, as in if I did not know of your other hobbies, skills, and other aspects of your personality, I would’ve never considered this drastic matchup
literally your ESFP vs. INTJ is everything in opposite in the theory of MBTI
one example of such opposing aspects involve the S and N of the MBTI:
S “tends to communicate in a straightforward, concrete way, focusing on facts, details, history, and real-life experiences” and “focus on the ‘what’ when discussing something, and convey information that you observed directly or can back up with real-life evidence” a.k.a talking about real things, not ideas or theories
N “tends to communicate in an abstract, theoretical way” and “focus on making connections and interpreting meaning, the ‘why’ of the thing in question” a.k.a. they communicate their idea, theory, or interpretation of what they see, rather than a direct observation
that’s just one huge opposing force out of the many, but in this case of Akashi, his personality is capable of not just keeping up with you a lot of times, but he is also more than capable of balancing out what you lack
and you’re also able of toning down your energy or be mindful of Akashi’s introvertness, since you say that you’re the female version of Kuroo (who’s very considerate of the withdrawn Kenma in not dragging him out to do things he doesn’t want to do)
where do I even begin? When you two first meet, Akashi simply thought of you as another Kise: boisterous, arrogant, but a lot sharper than you let on
in short, he hasn’t underestimated you since the beginning… he just KNOWS
when you first meet him, your observation skills kicked into overdrive, and you’re SLIGHTLY unnerved by his intense stare and how he seems to… analyze you
so you’re literally both analyzing the shit out of each other LOL
and the first words out of each other’s mouths cracked both of you up?? like not a huge laugh by any means, but chuckles are easy to get out of the both of you
you both… share similar humor
everyone around you two are thinking, “What the hell is so funny??”
the complete opposite of each other, yet way too similar
when he doesn’t need to speak, he GLADLY lets you do all the talking, and this is perfectly in line with your ESFP, since people of this type just love to be in the spotlight (and his MBTI lets their partner have all the attention most of the time)
Akashi finds out very early on that you make impulsive decisions as easy as you breathe air, and this is where his rationale would kick in to help you slow down the pace and talk out your options and potential gains and losses
see, normally, if anyone else would try to do the same, you’d brush them off because you’re extremely sure of your gut feeling and your observation skills
however, it’s due to the nature of Akashi that makes you more inclined to listen to him; since you know that he’s also equally (if not, more) observant than you, when his intuition tells him differently, you do at least stop to hear what he has to say
generally though, when your gut feeling kicks in and you try to do something impulsive, he doesn’t actually stop you often, because his intuition will almost always be on the same page as you (which is crazy?!)
so tldr; he likes your confidence and how you carry yourself through all the sarcasm and quips because 1.) you’re funny as fuck and you tell the better jokes out of the two (let’s face it, his jokes are terrible) and 2.) he knows you can handle yourself especially since he’s going to enter a very cutthroat world of basketball and business
if you get too cocky, he’s there to take you down a notch because he’s been there himself
he won’t hesitate (and this is where he’s a super good match against your headstrong personality despite him being an “introvert”)
speaking of business, he really finds his perfect match with you LOL
I don’t think I need to explain why having you by his side as someone who has an expertise as a business and global studies major would be super helpful for his family business as an upcoming CEO (also, side note: I heard that the language requirement as a global studies is absolutely ridiculously high, so mega props to you for that?! like I literally have to learn a foreign language for GEs and it’s too hard, I-)
that being said, when he first learns of your status as a polyglot, he’s like:
“Oh? I’m curious. What languages are you fluent in, my love? Do you mind teaching me a few phrases?” he would say, tilting his head slightly in curiosity before giving a lighthearted chuckle. “If it’s not too much trouble, of course.”
are we even surprised at this point that Akashi would be extremely fluent if you gave this guy a few weeks at the very least? he picks up a few languages because it’d be no doubt beneficial in expanding his work
“shaddup you scum”
“we are gawna waipe ze floor wit yoo”
and because he gets to spend more time with you and seeing you be so excited and cute speaking in another tongue… and maybe he gets to stare at your lips and how his brain is registering absolutely nothing and everything because the sounds coming out of your mouth sound so PRETTY
he’s so relieved about how independent you are and how you’re capable of handling your own stuff, because some of the nasty rumors and people associated with the public world of basketball and the world of business are so cruel and unforgiving… put them together? you got yourself a nightmare to normally handle
he’s always in the public eye, but he appreciates how tactful you are in knowing what exactly to say to particular people
he’s so amused… how you go from saying, “fuck you” to one CEO’s son in a banquet, to politely saying, “yes, of course” in an interview silently cracks him up
the duality of you acting unhinged, annoying people, and causing problems on purpose vs. being super serious and… professional
whenever a public figure or an interviewer tries to disrespect you or undermine you in any way, especially if they implied that you weren’t of the same “caliber” as Akashi (or whatnot) or pointing out your flaws... guess what you’re working on and coming back with a smile the next day to prove them wrong (or I mean, there’s always the option of turning the question around back on them…)
but since you do liven things up in the dreary estate, you remind Akashi to loosen up sometimes and just do some hobbies together
sorry, but he’s always lowkey trying to compete with you, even if he doesn’t outright declare it on you, just because he wants to impress you and/or see your reaction LMAO
he loves that you have so many hobbies and a career path because that means you can keep yourself busy in case things get hectic for him and can’t spend time with you
he’d TOTALLY be a peer-reviewer, editor, and proofreader all in one for your writings and he’d ABSOLUTELY would give you advice for pitching and wishing you good luck (and maybe paying for your plane ride unless you objected)
he’d secretly be a mega-talented traditional artist, but I think instead of competing, you’d have dates in the outdoors where you’re just drawing things together and sharing with each other your works at the end of the day
you’d never be bored with Akashi, like this guy has a kajillion random skills and hobbies that you can totally compete against with, and he’d accept all of your challenges because he secretly doesn’t want to lose LOL
did I already mention him being super perfect for your competitiveness? I swear you would learn and do a crash course on chess, checkers, go, and shogi just to pester him everyday for rematches
Akashi is perfect for your needs in which in the beginning when you two first met, he kept perfect boundaries and always respected your space, and as soon as you got together with him, he constantly gauged your level of tolerance of affection/attention and increased it slowly as you seemed to appreciate (and even reciprocated) these gestures
he’s mostly fine with the fact that you’re not as open with your emotions, since this guy literally has the Emperor’s Eye and can detect your current mood from a mile away
however, he’s not afraid to confront you to be honest about how you feel when circumstances arise
he understands your aversion to the cold, he gets it, because Kyoto (where Rakuzan is located in) is a really warm prefecture that’s always having near perfect, sunny days
he’s ALWAYS sending you the cutest, fashionable, and most practical scarves and jackets starting the fall onwards until spring because he knows your sensitivity to the cold like the back of his hand
when both of you are overseas for different career aspirations, you’re always looking forward to what scarves or jackets he’s sending over
*cue Akashi making sure his manor has all of its heating systems working perfectly*
*cue Akashi making sure that the menus/ingredients are increasingly more accommodating of warm foods like soups*
*cue Akashi always somehow ordering more books for the home library for you to “conveniently” find during colder weather… or mailing you packages of his book recommendations*
whaaaaaaat? do I hear of more potential opportunities for you two to start competing with each other’s hobbies in your free time? SPORTS? oh, it’s ON
it’s a nonstop cycle, truly
okay, but he’d at first go soft on you for basketball because he really doesn’t like the idea of ankle-breaking you LOL until you get mad at him and reassure him that you could handle it
you’re always so smug about winning against him in hockey initially, but then you get slightly worried that he’s catching up to your skill level way too quickly
“I only learn from the best,” he probably would say to tease you often
Hmmm, Akashi would ponder one day, looking over the documents due for the upcoming weekend. Another contract to sign for… and this one is about the agreed escrow the other meeting… I suppose I need to finish these up, so we can continue our halted game of shogi…
he’d widen his eyes before he’d start thinking out loud, “... It’s been too quiet around here as of late…”
and then he’d probably look out the window to see you sitting on Yukimaru with your feet and arms outstretched, NOT EVEN TUCKED INTO THE STIRRUPS, and are you trying to balance chess pieces on your nose and the chess boards on YOUR FOREARMS?—
he’s ditching his desk and running breakneck speed to the fields before Yukimaru gets any idea of galloping with you still on his back *cue him scolding you as you complain that you were just bored and that you knew Yukimaru wasn’t going to do anything anyways*
or somehow, all the fruit supplies mysteriously disappeared, and the entire staff is in a disarray… but Akashi has an inkling that you fed all of these to Yukimaru
so all in all, while you’re off doing your thing, Akashi would be a master planner, making sure he can balance both of your schedules and his own and figuring out how to make the relationship work
Runner-Up Matchup!
Kise Ryōta
are we surprised that he was going to show up in this matchup? nahhh
a fellow ESFP himself and his sign is Gemini, another air sign, so already you’re already super-perfectly compatible with this guy, in theory
because in the personality theory, it does list ESFP one of the most compatible with another ESFP
you’re literally female Kise at this point PLEASE
Kise is super similar to how he’s a lot smarter than what he lets on, and he really loves you how you’re just enjoying life like he is, doing the things you want to do and love
he hates the super stuffy people or at least tries to not associate with them as much, so right off the bat, you two would magically click a little too fast
both of you would talk nonstop
initially, you probably wouldn’t be a fan of his random hugs and pounces on you once you two become friends, but he’d probably grow on you
other than that, it really does seem like a match made in heaven
both of you act… either stupid and/or dramatic just because, but if someone tries to fuck with any of you, it’s game over for the offender
Kise equally has no filter on his mouth, except unlike you (who has tact and knowing when to be polite to certain people), he has the mentality of only respecting the people he acknowledges, regardless of title and status
though, you’d probably advise him to be a bit more careful, Kise would be just as headstrong about his confidence as you are
what I mean is both of you can be too confident in yourselves
when you’re being impulsive, he’s probably the guy always encouraging it or even also making impulsive decisions himself too
you’d never be bored of each other in which both of you are always actively competing to see who’s better at what, ESPECIALLY for sports
unlike Akashi, Kise actively looks for you to challenge you first and always verbally instigates the chaos along with you (Akashi won’t go out of his way to compete unless you challenged him first)
cold weathers are the best to Kise because this guy would have a “legitimate” excuse to give you more of his iconic physical affection
“Hey, hey! (y/n)-cchi!! Isn’t it snowing today? Aren’t you cold??”
“I’m already bundled up though.”
“But you still feel really chilly…! It’d be better to warm you up, just in case.” and yes, there will be a sly undertone underneath that cheerful, worried voice of his
expect lots of nuzzling and cuddles with him
he’d be the type of person to try to juggle learning all the languages and try to learn art tutorials and try to write epic poetry to try to impress and “beat” you
when he sees you drawing, he’ll try to copy from afar your pencil strokes relative to their positions on the paper
he’d fail a lot more miserably in the academic areas though since he’s never took school seriously before, but I think he can manage the language-learning aspect since he can easily mimic pronunciation and grammar from how you speak
you’d probably cackle at him while he’d whine at you that it’s not fair that you speak way too fast LOL
again, you’d probably think that he can be too much at times, especially since Kise wears his emotions on his sleeve most of the time (and you have a more closed-off emotional state)
though, Kise is socially intelligent, so he’d most definitely would learn how to discern your emotions… but knowing how to approach you about those matters wouldn’t be as easy for him
I do put Kise as the runner-up because I believe there’s such a thing of being too similar to the point where the relationship would crash and burn
you are too similar to Kise to the point that both of you would have the same flaws, and the fact that you’re both ESFP does mean that both of you do actively fight for the constant “spotlight,” metaphorically speaking (especially since you share too much of the same hobbies and skill sets)
would you and Kise work as a high-school couple? oh, absolutely
long-term relationship beyond high-school? it’s... very dependent on how both of you handle priorities and goals, and since both of you are so impulsive, you guys will not stop to think about the standing of the relationship and just chase after your own career paths without a second thought (and this can potentially cause distance)
but since both of your career paths are so drastically different, it’d be a miracle to have a schedule that would line up to have time together
I’d see you and Kise more as long-term best friends and rivals more than a couple (unless again, certain circumstances allow this to happen)
Alert! Honorable Mention!
Hanamiya Makoto
no, you did not read that wrong
yes, it’s Hanamiya
I just want to see how fast he can pick up the languages since he’s 160+ IQ
are you two… cussing at each other in different languages…?
LOLOL
he’d find your impulsiveness as a source for his own amusement, and when he sees you about to do something, he’ll NEVER stop you because he’s so eager to see the consequences of your actions
you’d find his team’s failures your own source of amusement that would probably piss him off so much but you also live for that
both of you would be at each other’s throats with all the snide remarks and passive-aggressiveness
but there’s this inner respect for each other because both of you know how intelligent the other is
he LIVES for your “ego of a white man”... until you turn that ego on HIM and then he suddenly hates it
again, he finds it absolutely hilarious when people underestimate you as some junkie on sugar because you don’t really… take things seriously (which is a plus in his books)
and he’d seriously bark a harsh laugh when he finds out you instigate trouble around sometimes because that would mean you’re not exactly a “goody-two shoes”
and when he learns that you’re also sneaky enough to always distance yourself away from the chaos, he’s honestly impressed (because he’s like that too)
Hanamiya would totally be into the business world, YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
he’d totally make some offhand comment that you suck ass at your major and that he could do better (hey, maybe he could if he put his mind to it), and that would ironically motivate you to be successful out of pure spite
everyone’s scared for your life when you have no trouble calling him out at any point of the day with absolutely no filter
you’re going to… need thick skin to be around this guy, that’s for sure
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