#oops now i ship it

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

#BIG OOPS #BUT I F I N A L L Y GOT THAT STUPID SECOND SNAKE VERTEBRAE I NEEDED #IN ORDER TO FINISH THE ARCHEOLOGICAL TENT MISSION #IN ORDER TO GET THE OSTRICH INCUBATOR #IN ORDER TO GET MORE OSTRICH EGGS #IN ORDER TO FINALLY FUCKING SHIP EVERY ITEM IN THE GAME FOR THAT ACHIEVEMENT #AUUGHUGRUHGGHGHGH IM ON LIKE YEAR FOUR OF THE GAME OR SOME SHIT #stardew valley #okay now its time to optimize moneygain im halfway through the 10 mill achievement #plus i need the gold to pay for obelisks #after that i just need to wait til spring fest cuz i forgot to buy a spring scarecrow and then i'll be able to craft the deluxe #finish up gifts for george and then the final special order is making vodka for pam #then its JUST the gold clock

[m4ruk4ts]

-throws these and runs away-

#i literally remember thinking “i hope i don't get invested” and now here i am #im so embarrassed.................and uh. Well. The designs are very cool!................yeah.............listen i love all of it #there's so many COLORS.........I LOVE COLORS!!!!!!!! AND HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ARGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHH #and then i completely ignore the horror factor and focus on silly ships bc that's how i am #i always get too silly #so yeah #ALSO PLS IGNORE THE TYPO I KNOW IT'S SPELLED “SHOULDER” LMAOOOOO i don't know english pls help. I'm too lazy to edit it. Oops!!!! #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally x julie #julie x wally #welcome home apple pie #their shipname being apple pie is so adorable.......... #my art

[hrokkall]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

#Ultrakill #Sisyphus Prime #Sisyphus Ultrakill #Minos Ultrakill #King Sisyphus #I almost tagged Minos Prime but he's not actually in this one oops #Cw: #Body horror #Blood #ANYWAY I PROMISED I WOULD DRAW HIM AFTER ARTFIGHT! I'VE DELIVERED!! OLD MAN YAOI* IS REAL!!!!!!!!! #*This isn't actually ship art. I mean it can be why not but I'm not explicitly tagging it as ship #I had so much trouble drawing Sisyphus Prime's head before I realized I can just stylize him however I want and that made it so much easier #Much happier with this one than the last one I drew; that's for sure #Human Sisyphus was also super fun to draw he's so silly (says this about a guy who has killed hundreds and will do it again) #Anyway shoutout to the people who followed for rain world and are now getting buff shirtless men on their dash. It will happen again #Hrokkall Art

[jaylienpotter]

From @jegulus-microfic prompt "skirt" | 600 words

Part 1 of Let them be (can be read as a standalone)

Part 2 >

Let boys wear trousers

Regulus Black hated the Hogwarts uniform. Absolute despised it. He could hide his chest with spells or tight bras or bigger clothes - thankfully he had small breasts already. But he couldn't do anything about the bottom part. He had asked Dumbledore himself to wear trousers instead but he was denied, as it was "tradition" and "the school rules" and Ms. Black was probably "confused" - fucking prick.

He wasn't fully out. His friends knew and called him by the name he chose. So did Sirius and his mates. At first people slipped, calling him by his deadname and used she/her pronouns. It didn't last long, though. And thankfully it barely happened at all with his brother. None of their friends had a problem with it, thankfully. But it was still hard to connect to people. Fully connect.

Tears of frustration were running down his cheeks after he left the Headmaster's office.

"Black?" He looked to his left and faced a tanned Gryffindor with round glasses. Potter was Sirius's best friend. "Black, are you okay?" James got closer to the boy, his voice sweet and comforting, dark eyebrows furrowed with worry.

"Dumbledore is a bloody fucking prick!"

"Regulus, what happened?" The people he was out to called him by his last name when in public, but they were close enough that others wouldn't hear.

"He won't let me wear trousers. Transphobe. It doesn't even make sense! Some girls don't like skirts! It's such a fucking stupid rule!"

"Hey…" two big hands rested on his shoulders and he looked up for the first time. "It's okay, we'll fix this somehow. I'll talk to Mcgonagall, she can convince that old man sometimes."

"You can try but it probably won't work…" Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Black pulled himself together. Like he was taught. "It doesn't matter. I'll be fine." That was a lie and they both knew it. Still no one said anything as he walked away.

Pandora was lovely. She did her best to cheer him up in the dorm but the fact that he was sharing with a girl brought him dysphoria. Regulus didn't belong there.

It's an understatement saying that he was shocked when he saw James Potter strutting confidently into the Great Hall for breakfast wearing a skirt. What the fuck was he doing?!

"Potter. Why in the name of Merlin are you wearing a skirt?! You're going to get detention!"

"See, Black, I am protesting. Until girls are allowed to wear trousers, I will be breaking the dress code." He blinked. Regulus blinked twice. His heart stopped and the way he saw his brother's best friend suddenly shifted. He was protesting for Regulus. Getting in detention for Regulus. Most likely would face hate, all for Regulus. Yet he was completely unfazed. Potter wasn't stupid. He knew what he got himself into. But still, he did it anyway?

"But… Why? I mean- where did you even get the skirt??"

"It's Mary's. And I felt like it. Occurred to me randomly. Was bored so I thought 'why not start a protest?', you know?" That was a big fat lie and the Gryffindor wasn't even trying to hide it. He wore a wide smirk on his face. Gosh, how Regulus wanted to kiss those lips. Instead he just smiled. His genuine curved down smile, a rarity.

"You're gonna get in trouble, you know that right?"

"Since when do I, James Potter, the king of mischief, care about that?" That grin again. Black could stare for hours, take in every detail of the handsome Gryffindor's face.

"You're an idiot."

#trans regulus #trans regulus black #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #Oops I'm too early for this prompt #Well... Now it's done #I got too excited ok?? #Now I have to finish this series #And then I can go on with the microfic jegulus prompts #I desperately need to write other ships #It's not even my favourite #I'm a Wolfstar stan

[foolishly-foolish-foolishness]

fellas is it gay to give this boy you basically rescued your own birthname, that you had to abandon when you became a spy?

fellas is it gay to then take his original name as your new name in exchange?

fellas is it gay to wish him a happy birthday omfg just had a realization and give him a hat (with fucking rainbow metal lining i might add) just so he is one step closer to becoming a human with free will?

fellas is it gay to wait a whole year, not even sure he would actually show up, just to use your ability (that can only be used once in a lifetime) to save his life even after he literally shot you in the back and did monstrous things?

fellas is it gay to hate all humans except for that one person that changed your mind? and stop the destruction of at least yokohama for him? even tho he's been dead for a year?

fellas is it gay to, when he didn't really like the hat you give him as a birthday present, instead give him his life back?

fellas is it gay to spend the rest of your life underground, because the outside world doesn't interest you anymore because your one friend is dead so now you just train others like he used to do?

#i just read stormbringer can you tell? #my god i was Not prepared for the emotional truck that would hit me with verlaine and rimbaud #why did you smile huh rimbaud? #about the realization: right before rimbaud faded away (don't rlly know how to say it) he wished verlaine a happy birthday. the first time #he did that was exactly four years after verlaine gained his freedom. and now verlaine is free from guivre and and rimbaud wishes him a hap #happy birthday again aahahfkdfsajflksjaf #bsd stormbringer #bsd verlaine #bsd rimbaud #is there a ship name? verbaud ? rimlaine? idfk #my post #this got a lot longer that i expected oops #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[thehappiestgolucky]

Listen hear me out

I am no immune to sapphic creature propaganda AND I like aspec Spearmaster (Demi Romantic Ace)

I was also mostly contemplating how to handle LttM and FP in this au and landed on “Hunter had already delivered the neuron but had a lil more cycles than in game. Met Spearmaster on her way back and saving its life so they go to their iterators together. Spearmaster learns potential friend has illness and doesn’t like that it won’t be cured so goes back out with them to find a cure.” and ended up loving them being a queer platonic couple.

It’s more of an ‘endgame’ kinda deal because Artificer needs to go through some development and therapy - but again. Not immune to murder sapphics.

#rain world #altogether now au #rw spearmaster #rw artificer #rw hunter #artihunter #rw shipping #is there a spearmaster hunter name?? #there probably is but i’m still fresh into the fandom so oop #hunter deserves it too listen #i need to do some silly gjinka doodles still i got distracted by art fight whoops #(i’ve had multiple spearmaster attacks i am going insane yipee!) #gijinka spearmaster being 8’3 and artificer being 6’4 is so funny. hunter is small compared to them #5’11 enby royal badass (that scores other badasses) #it is also funny with #artificer: this is my partner. hunter. and this is hunters partner. spearmaster

[waterbottlqueen]

happy satousai saturday!!!

#shui talks #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo no psi nan #satousai #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #satou hiroshi #hiroshi satou #I LOVE THEM SO BAD GRUAGHHH #this is the most canon ship in saiki k #also ive been meaning to make this post for a while now but i sort of forgot oops #anyways happy satousai saturday love these guys #goes insane

[soundsdangeresque]

inktowbew day 12

theyre on their honeymoon in paris <33

#in other very unrelated news everybody in france has the jibblies now #oops! #styx says #my art #homestar runner #jibblies painting #the goblin #is there a ship name for them ?? #anyway. i was gonna edit this with like a pink border some just married things to be silly but i cant find any good free editing apps :[ #inktowbew

[gala-art]

"What we did, Negan, we can never do again."

“You kissed me.”

“It was a mistake. All of it.”

"Keep telling yourself that, Maggie. Maybe, one day, it'll feel true."

#the walking dead #neggie #maggie x negan #maggie rhee #negan smith #kept my promise! #also this was maybe too fun to draw #might draw them again sometime... #like i think i accidentally ship them now #oop #:} #my art

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it #but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing #but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy #like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it' #(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3) #i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it #im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond #nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me #btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological #sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell #i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system #monaco: all bangers all the time #also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #martian #sebmark #sebson #webbonso #sico #f1 #formula 1 #monaco grand prix #monaco gp #we do a little bit of f1

[cadmusfly]

Disco Diffusion AI Art Prompt: "a beautiful painting of a pirate ship on a vivid sunlit ocean by Ivan Aivazovsky, J. M. W. Turner and Lisa Frank, naval, regency, trending on artstation, gay color scheme"

happy pride!

more gay boats here

more info about AI neural network art here

#disco diffusion #age of sail #our flag means death #neural network art #cad commits neural network crimes #pirate ships #i threatened to do this post a while back and oops i accidentally generated more gay boats and now i tagged them with ofmd #because i figure the gay pirates might appreciate gay boats #edited to put a link to my neural network stuff #a bit futilely but also in case anyone is curious

[drawbauchery]

I can’t really get over how Nekomaru looks like he’s starting to figure out something new about himself here…

Also. That fucking curve though…mmmmmm (nobutforrealthough)

he likes to.............hold men („ಡωಡ„)

and stay put imma get another frozen lake ready for you

#nobutforrealthough #submission #art #bus au #nekomaru nidai #teruteru hanamura #i found a comic about them like a week ago and now i kinda ship it oops

[tboom10]

i felt like drawing something with vibrant colours as did i feel like drawing humans, so i did both.

the humanizations (? is that the right word?) of gangle and zooble and pomni too /ref were made by SonaDrawzStuffYT. i dont think she has a Tumblr, so here's a link to her youtube channel:

(if she has a tumblr, let me know so i can credit her for the designs)

#note: despite my having drawn a bit of abstragedy art before and posted it this is not intended to be read as ship art #im kind of uncomfortable making ship art with designs from someone who hasn't given permission to do so y'know #so even though i find abstragedy cute here they are just a gal and zooble being pals #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc human #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc #sorry if its a bit inconsistant btw #my drawing program stopped working after drawing gangle so i had to delete and reinstall the app and all the brushes were reset #another thing i worked on was unfortunatly set back a decent amount but this one luckily didnt. the worst thing it affected were the brushe #i tweaked the designs a little bit cuz why not. #i'd like to think they drink boba tea together. idk why but it just feels right #also i messed up the layers and now it looks like the lineart is having a stroke oop #i worked on and off on this for like 3 weeks lol #gaster ut/dr and puppet/marionette fnaf cameo (i've seen gangle cosplay as both and i think its cute as peck so i added them here) #kys stands for keep yourself safe here #too many tags

[yoinkschief]

Another thing I forgot to post holy shit-

This was back when I was in my TordMatt kick,,,

#i remember at the time i really really hated this drawing #i think that's why i didn't post it #but i like it a lot more now :3 #dunno what changed lol #eddsworld #ew #art #fanart #traditional art #jay draws #ew tord #tord #ew matt #matt #tordmatt / matttord #i don't remember what their other ship name is oops #smoke and mirrors i think ?? #i think there's a better one..

[arcticwaters]

if CR were pokemon - Bell’s Hells' guests

#critical role #critical role fanart #bell's hells #bertrand bell #dorian storm #yu suffiad #deanna leimert #f.r.i.d.a. #deni$e bembachula #bor'dor dog'son #prism grimpoppy #my art #crittermon #pokemon #oops i ship deanna and deni$e now cuz of this; that'd be a cute pair #went back and forth on if deanna should be evolved or not and decided to make it so she's like on the cusp of it #the absolute artist license i took with morgrem #considered letting bor'dor have no pokeball but the red i had to #oh i didn't feel like drawing it but in my mind ''dusk'' would be a pikachu

[feroluce]

Thinking tonight about Caelus, and the nature of his loss and his grief after the Everything that went down in Penacony during 2.0.

Because Acheron, Black Swan, and Misha kind of knew of Firefly, they at least met her, but they didn't like really know her, and Caelus never even got the chance to introduce her to the rest of the Astral Express Crew. The only person who would have talked to her much was Sparkle, who is. Probably not really someone Caelus is interested in grieving with skznmsks

Anyway, all this to say, I like thinking about how alone poor Caelus is in his grief, because he was the only one who knew Firefly. He's the only one really mourning her. There's no one to talk about her with. There's no stories to trade or memories to reminisce with anyone over. It's not as though he knew her for long, but still. No one else knew her at all.

And I love the thought of all of this coming bubbling up, hot and acidic and bitter, during a conversation with Sampo, who Caelus just so happens to run into in the Golden Hour. Poor Sampo is kinda blindsided, he knew shit was going down in Penacony, but yeesh. And he just. Isn't quite sure what to say about it all, because he's never really encountered this before. His feelings about the Masked Fools are...a mixed bag, but he's been a part of them for a very long time, and when you're with a close organization like that, it's hard to feel alone, in grief or otherwise.

So Sampo sits there on their little bench that the two of them have occupied, and he thinks of his old friend April, how she'd died in his arms cackling and spitting her own blood after a heist gone wrong, and how after he'd dragged himself back to the World's End Tavern they'd all held a Fool's Funeral- which is basically just a big party where everyone gets really really drunk and reminisces and toasts the dead and celebrates their life.

He still thinks about her a lot, and he remembers how the time he'd most keenly felt her absence was on Jarilo-VI, the one place where he couldn't talk about her because he couldn't say anything to give himself away as an alien. The Fools still tell stories about her every time he goes back to the Tavern. His first toast of the night is always in her name. Even now, all these years after she'd died, Sampo is still learning new things about her. He's never had to grieve her alone.

Caelus doesn't have any of that.

He might never have that. As they speak, Caelus has no proof that Firefly was even her real name, or if she dreamt with her true appearance. He might not ever find out who she even was.

And just imagining that kind of loneliness hollows out a strange little pit, right behind his sternum, deep between his ribs.

So Sampo claps Caelus' shoulder and offers him a deal. Come find him outside of the dream. He knows a guy who can get them a lot of beer for really cheap-

("Is that guy you and your five finger discounts?" "Whatever do you mean, dear friend, I don't even know the meaning of the phrase, hehee.")

-and they can hole up in a bar or a hotel room or something, and get completely shitcanned. Tell him all about Firefly, tell him everything, and he'll tell Caelus about April and everyone else he's ever lost. Sampo will carry Caelus' memories of Firefly with him, and at least this way, Caelus will be a little less alone in remembering her. And the next time they cross paths, Sampo will be the one to bring her up, and to tell her stories, and Caelus can get to be the one listening. He won't have to be the only person to talk about her anymore.

Caelus rolls his eyes when Sampo avoids another remark about sticky fingers, but...ok, yeah. That sounds good. Nice, even. Thank you. Caelus bumps his shoulder against Sampo's. Sampo bumps back.

(They find each other again the next day, and true to their word, get themselves completely and utterly shitcanned. Caelus talks more than Sampo has ever heard him; every minute detail, every word choice, Firefly's every odd little mannerism and habit. Because Caelus wants to make sure this will outlive him, that even if the Stellaron dwelling within him finally burns him to a crisp and he really does up and kick the bucket, or even, godforbid, if he forgets, he wants to make sure someone remembers her. She deserved that.)

((And it takes quite a while, after that. Caelus doesn't see Sampo again until after everything has settled down. On his last day in Penacony, he finds the guy slinking out of a seedy back alley and all but runs right into him. Sampo happily leads him to some dive bar in an even seedier back alley that Caelus has never even heard of, and Sampo raises his glass. "To Firefly! Who sounds like she probably would have hated me at first, but I would have liked to have met her anyway."

And Caelus stares at him, almost looking startled, long enough that Sampo worries that he's read him wrong and brought this up too soon. He's halfway into planning how to talk himself out of this situation when Caelus finally throws back his head back and laughs, tells him that yeah, Firefly would have politely called him out on every lie he told, and all their conversations would take twice as long with the way Sampo is so full of shit.

And he can see it, the same way he watches and sees through everyone, that Caelus' eyes have a tightness to them, his knuckles are nearly white around the handle of his mug. But he smiles. He hits his glass against Sampo's far too hard and throws it back and gets foam everywhere like he does every time they drink because the guy's about as elegant as a raging bull, but those things don't lessen the genuineness of his smile.

The grief is there, but so is the elation, and those emotions aren't a sliding scale between one or the other. It is all of both and both at once, and that's what contents Sampo enough to throw his own mug back when Caelus makes a toast of his own, "to April!!".))

#caelus #sampo koski #hsr caelus #hsr sampo #sampo & caelus #sampril #honkai star rail #hsr #my fics #me a few days ago: my favorite silly little guys uwu #me today: ANGST #honestly I feel like this isn't even a super strong angst though #it's more just. bittersweet? melancholic? something. #I JUST. REALLY LOVE STORIES ABOUT THE NATURE OF GRIEF #and 2.0 laid the groundwork for that beautifully woohoo #I just remembered this probably isn't common knowledge oops but April is the cute red haired girl in Funny Bone #her name was revealed by the creators on twitter. she's named April like April Fools! #anyway I ship it hardcore now thanks bucket boi & studio #but anyway yes I love and adore the loneliness of the trailblazer's loss and grief after 2.0 #because we know from Sunday that Firefly is “spiritually dead” but the trailblazer wouldn't have that knowledge #and they wouldn't know her identity or about any of her connections to other people #and I love that juxtaposed against Sampo and the possible strange nature of his own grief- #-given how the Masked Fools operate and how they see Elation in everything and everywhere #Sampo is no saint- like at all lol- but I do like him and Caelus getting along and being bros #and I don't think it would be terribly ooc for him to care about someone he sees as a genuine friend #he maybe rarely considers someone a genuine friend. but still dmxjjdjdk #listening to Sam's boss theme as I tag this... have been listening to it a lot ever since I finished 2.0 tbh #it's probably what inspired a lot of this haha #because it does sound strong and intimidating and imposing #but you can hear it