#oooo big kitty

[kyaruun]

i think about her an absolutely normal amount (picrew)

#kuu.txt #aiko beloved..... you deserve the world 🥺 #i love putting kitty ears on her just for funsies #she IS a cat lady. has a big fluffy boy. pretty much dating a cat(esque) boy too #oooo to live her life

[bimobuddy]

"I Wanna Play with the Kitty!"

SFW Hazbin TK fic

Lee!Husk, Ler!Niffty

A little bit of huskerdust if you look real close

Spoilers

Summary: Husk is just trying to finish up work, when he's suddenly handed a hyperactive little maid to look after, who quickly decides it's playtime

He didn't know exactly what time it was, all he knew was that it was time to close the bar, since business was getting slow and most people were turning in, heading back to their rooms. Husk sighed, letting out pent up stress from the day, stretched his wings, shook them out, then started to wipe down the counter.

It wasn't long before he heard a familiar voice coming down the hall, though instead of the usual crazy rambling, she was heard whimpering, immediately catching his attention and making his ears perk.

Angel walked into the lobby with Niffty in his arms being cradled like a child. He walked over to Husk and unceremoniously plopped her on his head.

"Aw what- *sigh* Come on!" Husk grumbled, looking up at Angel, who put his hands on his hips. "Her favorite side character in a book just died, it's your turn to watch her." "Manga." Niffty corrected, popping back up, wearing Husk's hat. "Manga, sorry sweetie. Anyway, Husk, you watch her, I told her she could play with the kitty." Niffty grinned, nodding. "I wanna play with the kitty."

"Angel are you effin' kidding me? I just got off work, I don't have time to babysit."

"Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have a soft spot for kids."

"She's twenty two."

".....Look me in the eyes and tell me you honestly see her as an adult."

"..... Fair."

Angel crossed his arms and nodded with an 'Mm-hm!' And made his way back toward the stairs. Husk could feel Niffty tug on his ears, earning an irritated groan from the bartender. "Niff, if you're gonna be up there, at least be gentle, I know to you I look like this big fluffy kitty-cat, but those are actually my ears you're pullin' on."

Niffty stopped for a moment, as if processing this information she's been given. "Okay!" She said, starting to rub his ears again, gentler this time. A bit too gentle. It tickled.

Husk let out a huff before he managed to shut himself up. "N-Niff, why don't you do somethin' ehelse for a while, kay?" He said, reaching up to try and grab her. Unfortunately, she was much faster, evading his hands and crawling down onto his back, between his wings before settling there.

"Nifft- no dont- grr... Alright fine, you can stay there, just let me work, kay kid?" He asked, before returning to work. And that's how it stayed for the next five or so minutes; Husk working, and Niffty behaving aside from the occasional opening of the cat demon's wings to look at them or to make them flap and pretend he was flying.

Husk didn't completely mind this. Angel was right, he did have a soft spot for kids, and as far as he was concerned, Niffty counted.

Unfortunately though, her grip on his wings shifted more toward the base, where they met his back. Not prepared for the sudden shock, Husk wasn't able to hide the sudden grin on his face or stop the surprised chuckles as his wings fluffed up.

"A-Alright, Niff, I thihihink ihit's time t-to gehet dohohown-" He started, trying to reach back to grab her, but his spread wings were blocking his arms from getting to her.

Niffty only started to scritch and pet his wings after this. "But Husk! I'm being gentle see??" Husk snorted and had to lean against the counter to hold himself up, not wanting to drop and accidentally hurt her. He buried his face in his arms and just laughed, his shoulders and wings shaking as he did so.

The more Niffty ran her fingers through his feathers, the more they fluttered and twitched as he snorted and laughed into the counter. He knew he could have stopped her, but he worried in doing so he'd either hurt her or make her start crying again, neither of which he wanted, so he decided to just try and endure it.

"Oooo is this where your wing bones connect??" She asked before gently digging into the spot just under his shoulder blades. Husk let out a loud laugh, standing straight up, his wings involuntarily flapping a little, tempted to fold in, but Niffty was there.

He was quick to snatch her up with his tail before she fell to the floor, and he held her up in front of him. "Alright missy, I'm starting to get the idea that this isn't an accident anymore." He panted. Niffty just smiled at him. And he couldn't help but grin back.

"Hey Niff, why don't we go pay a certain spider a visit, hm?"

"And I'll kill it and make it into a puppet!"

"Haha, no, we're not killing this one. Not literally anyway."

#sfw tickling community #tickle community #tickle fic #hazbin hotel tickle #hazbin tickles #lee!husk #ler!niffty

[ghostieagere]

do you have any headcanons about how the little ghouls deal with being sad?

oooo this is a tricky one, anon !!! (/pos) i have lots and lots of thoughts about this and how each of the littles deal with different types of sadness, but for the sake post-length (and keeping everything fairly light-hearted) i'll just stick with a few headcanons <3

under the cut for length !

rain cries a lot. they can't really help it, it's part of their water ghoul nature, but that doesn't mean it's ever very fun :( they also tend to get muddled up between their languages, so their caregivers know to prepare themselves for english or french to come out of little rainy's mouth when they're upset. but yes, when they're sad, they know they need to go and find a caregiver (if they're not with one already) and ask for a sippy cup of water, a little snack, and a lot of cuddles. and that usually helps them feel a bit less sad, depending on what made them upset in the first place

dew is a bit of a tricky one for me to pin down :0 i don't think he's much of a crier, but he does get a bit whiny if he's upset. being sad or upset also usually makes him quite overtired, so his caregivers know that a quick nap is usually enough to get him feeling a little bit better, and at that point (if he's big enough) he can do his best to explain what's happened that made him sad. he does also throw the occasional tantrum if he's feeling overwhelmed by all his emotions, but a teether to chew on, something else to fidget with and a cuddle in steady arms can help him calm down again and bring him a bit further away from the sads

aeon tends to have meltdowns when they're feeling sad. their emotions get a bit too much for them to handle and the only options when they're small is to shut off or go into overdrive. whoever's with them in that moment will try and get rid of anything that might be causing aeon distress (whether that's other people in the room, or clothing that they're trying to pull off because it feels bad against their skin). the caregiver will try and wrap aeon in their arms to keep them safe from their own flailing arms. this usually helps calm them down more quickly because the grounding feeling of being surrounded by a comforting presence can usually be something good for aeon to focus on

mountain hides when he's upset. even when he's regressed, he still has the belief that he's not supposed to be sad or upset, so he hides himself away in teeny tiny cubby holes until someone comes and finds him. once he's found, he'll be reassured that he's not a burden for being upset, that everyone gets upset, and mountain is allowed to ask for help if he wants or needs it. after this reminder, he usually asks for a drink (apple juice) and/or a snack (cut up peaches) with sign language because being upset can often make him lose his words, but once he's with his caregiver and he's got something in his tummy, he usually starts feeling a lot better

aurora doesn't tend to have many big, bad emotions when she's regressed, so if she's sad it's usually because she's fallen down and scraped her knee or if she's not feeling very well. if she's scraped her knee, by the time she's got a hello kitty bandaid on it and cumulus has pressed a soft, healing kiss over the bandaid, aurora is usually ready to go out and play again, all sadness gone. but if she's sick, she'll stay feeling sad and not very good until she's all better. when she's sick though, her caregivers are always ready to provide her with hugs, bedtime stories and warm soup galore !!

#ask box #ghostie speaks #ghostie headcanons #regressed ghouls #regressed ghoul headcanons #nameless ghouls

[misrepresentedmorallygrey]

And Now, the Long Awaited; Cataganda!

“Ferncloud is a cat who decided early on in her adulthood that she wants to stay in the nursery den taking care of children, and also having a number of children herself - making her akin to a kindergarden teacher and kind of a stay at home mom at the same time The fandom opinion of her is a lot better than it used to be, but back then people viewed her and characters like her who chose this instead of the regular work as lazy, selfish, good for nothing because they werent participating much in hunting, gathering or fighting (+the occasional mysogyny), the fandom viewed them as taking from the capable and stuff. For Ferncloud this got even worse due to the fact that she had multiple litters of children herself, which resulted in people calling her a 'the baby making machine' and viewed her as such instead of as a character. This got so bad it convinced one of the writters to straight up kill her off, saying ''she has had it too good''. Suprisingly, when a male character (Fernsong) decided that he wanted to take the role of a den dad, noone thought of him as lazy or anything afaik, but that is a more recent matter"

“Oh god where do you even START with leafpool? Ill try to make this as brief as possible but essentially, Leafpool is a medicine cat (a doctor and a religious figure at the same time, able to talk to cat heaven). One of the rules of medicine cats is that they are not allowed to have children, but because the authors wanted to sprinkle in some drama and hetero romance, she had a brief thing with a guy from another clan (which the cat heaven encouraged her to do and was ok with at the time), which resulted in her getting pregnant. This resulted in her having to give her children up to her sister (which was also encouraged by the cat heaven) and having to watch them grow without her. Eventually it gets found out, and she is punished for this by having her rank be stripped away from her and being publicaly humiliated (and almost being poisoned by her daughter), though the guy she had the fling with basically gets a slap on the wrist and then gets a promotion and gets to stay with his new wife without any humiliation or anything. Leafpool eventually manages to get her rank back though. Later on after some stuff happens she dies in a fight alongside her sister, and the cat heaven is suddenly pissed at her for breaking their dumb as shit rule to the point that they declare a trial for her to see if she is worthy of cat heaven or cat hell. She manages to get into heaven but notbefore getting more humiliated. A trial like this barely ever happens and characters who have done much MUCH worse things then her never went through it and got into heaven without any problem (for example Ashfur who litterally attempted to kill 3 children in a fire because their mother didn't want to be with him yet gor into kitty heaven no problemo bc apparently he just 'loved too much') And there's more to be said but thats mostly of the specific parts i havent read so Anyway i think that Leafpool should be allowed to be pissed off and fight cat heaven and god for what it did to her”

“Basically she (Squirrelflight) is a character that some parts of the fandom love to be misogynistic towards because. Uh. She thinks that sometimes doing the good thing even if it means breaking the rules is a good and necesary thing (the same thing that her dad was very very much known for and done multiple times earlier in the series yet noone complained about it)? Which she gets redicilously punished for by her shitty husband who is also her boss? To the point she is treated as a uncapable child and demeaned constantly by him? And then she gets viewed as abusive as him because she sometimes can try to stand her ground against him and isnt a completely helpless victim 24/7? Oooo what an evil woman”

“In her book she had an illegal crossclan relationship and got pregnant with illegal halfclan kits. Now the big issue with that was that their current deputy (second in command/next in line to rule) was going to retire soon, and she was one of the candidates. The other was Thistleclaw, her brother in law. She did not like him, thought he was violent (he was), and did not want him to be next to rule the clan. In fact he encouraged his apprentice/student to beat up a kitten who was on the border.

"The kit squealed in agony. "Show it your teeth Tigerpaw," Thistleclaw goaded. Tigerpaw sunk his teeth into the kit's shoulder..." He literally once said "It's too easy to invade. Too many invaders. Only fear will keep them out. We must mark our borders with the blood of our enemies."

Her kits being halfclan wasn't known, so that wasn't a problem. What was was that she had young kits. At one point she is allowed by her leader Sunstar to go to the gathering despite her nursing kits. If he doesn't usually let nursing cats go to the gathering, he's definitely not going to make one deputy. When he found out she's pregnant he said "I had hoped that one day you'd follow in my paw steps, but StarClan seems to have a different path for you." He made it clear that he would now choose Thistleclaw.

Their religious healer Goosefeather insists that she needs to be deputy instead of Thistleclaw. He said "If Thistleclaw becomes deputy, it will be the end of ThunderClan." And "But these kits will drown in blood like the rest of their clanmates unless you act." As medicine cat, he's able to speak with StarClan (their ancestors) and recieve prophecies from them. So what he says isn't just intuition, it's also backed up by visions of the future (he's also uniquely able to see the future).

Speaking of visions, she has one about Thistleclaw: "Something dark and sticky was flowing down his pelt. Blood! Thistleclaw was drenched in blood. It oozed from his fur and dripped from his whiskers, staining the snow around him scarlet. ... She caught Goosefeather's eye, and he nodded. He'd seen it too. A vision of ThunderClan's path if Thistleclaw was to lead them."

Because of all of this, she decides to give her kits up and bring them to their father to raise. It's a tough decision, but the future of her clan is at sake. It's also winter, which means that when she makes the journey one of her kits freezes to death. She feels terrible about it (and about lying that a fox took them), but Goosefeather insists that it was the correct code, and she gets the deputyship. When she gets it, her leader says that he chose her over Thistleclaw because "...I don't want my clan to be led into endless fighting. Our borders are strong enough without being marked over and over again in blood." He was also worried about Thistleclaw's violence, but still would have chosen him if she was still nursing.

When she gets the nine lives of a leader from StarClan, her sister (speaking for StarClan and with their knowledge) says "...our clan walks a safer path now." And "You were chosen long ago, and StarClan has never regretted its choice."

All of this goes to say that she made the right choice. Even their ancestors (who can see into the future) agree with her choices, and that she is the right leader. However, a lot of the fandom does not agree. I've been into these books since 2008, and been in the fandom on many sites. Bluestar is a controversial character, and two of those reasons are for giving up her kits, and distrusting Thistleclaw. In text it is explicitly said and shown multiple times that she made the right choices, and that Thistleclaw would have been a violent leader, and yet people don't agree.

People will say that Sunstar totally would have made her deputy even when she was nursing kits (despite that being false in the books) and therefore her giving up her kits was pointless. They'll say that she should have gotten her kits to their father without riding their lives. Anyone she told may have reported her, and she definitely would never have been deputy then. And she told their feather that she'd meet him that night. If she waited for a night with better weather, he probably wouldn't meet her, which would be worse for the kits.

Then a lot of people defend Thistleclaw, saying that we don't actually have proof that he was violent/would be a bad leader, and that Bluestar just didn't like her sister's mate. He encouraged Tigerpaw to attack a small kit, and it probably would have led to the kit dying if she hadn't stepped in. He attacked a cat who was on their side of the border, but was alone and had an excuse, and may have killed him if she hadn't stepped in. Goosefeather - who had visions of the future - repeatedly insisted that Thistleclaw was dangerous, and that the prophecy he'd had about her meant that it was her job to stop him. Yes he has been wrong before, but that was interpreting one omen, and that wasn't a drawn out thing. Finally, their ancestors agreed that she'd done the right thing! In later books they do absolutely have flaws and are often wrong, but that's later! There's nothing to say that they were wrong this time. And yet I've seen a lot of Thistleclaw apologism and people hating and blaming Bluestar. It's been over a decade of me seeing people say these same things.”

“Mapleshade is one of the extremely few female villains in warriors and is arguably the first one, but her actions that people debate more about are more morally messy in what got her sent to cat hell (since all the characters here are cats) as she was avenging her dead children by killing those she believes were responsible for their drowning after she tried to cross a flooded river after being chased from home. Despite the mixed mortality of her story she's been extremely vilified, especially in comparison to other characters in her story, or seen as a completely justified. There's a lot of divide over her, especially in older days of the fandom where most either loved or despised her. Some of the fandom that loves her sees her as a innocent kitty who was never wrong for seeking revenge and deserves to kill everyone else involved which screws her character over in the other direction. I've seen multiple times her being called many derogatory comments and swears with people misinterpreting her story to surprising degrees. For example, at the beginning of her book, we learn quickly that Mapleshade pregnant with the children of anothet cat she is in a secret relationship with a cat who lives in a different colony and is very enamoured by him and slightly possessive. I've seen people state that she baby-trapped her partner in this instance. They are both completely normal cats living in the forests in a rather normal relationship. I've also seen other people directly state that she was completely justified in all her murderers, and believe she should have murdered the innocent pregnant women she wanted to kill. Her character has been so heavily misinterpreted by both making her a completely evil killer and a justified avenger who did nothing wrong.”

“Squirrelflight can’t do so much as breathe the wrong way both in-universe and within fan perception of her/the series. Her mate, Bramblestar, is manipulative and even abusive in canon (mind you, none of this is treated as bad in canon and Bramble is portrayed as a good guy except when the ghost of Squilf’s evil ex takes over his body for a while but that’s a whole other thing). Bramble fans will tell you she deserves it for being “just as bad.” Which… no. Someone going behind their abuser’s back on occasion or arguing with them a few times isn’t equivalent to that person constantly berating them and manipulating situations just to argue with them. Oh yeah so real quick about the shitty ghost ex thing. Ashfur is a cat incel basically and while this part of the fandom has died down over the years there were definitely people back in the day who thought they should be together even though when he was alive he threatened to kill her and her adopted children all bc she wouldn’t date him and he wouldn’t get over it, just because “waaah his manpain and angst.”’

“Ferncloud was not vilified as much as the fandom wanted her dead in the past. For having children. Warriors cats is very msogynistic series despite the writing team being all women as far as I know. Female characters rarely get nuance and they either die young or eventually become a mother for seemingly no reason. Ferncloud was notable in that she became a mother very young and had her first litter of kittens shortly after becoming a warrior which is the equivalent of high-school graduation in warrior cats with her mate, who has been an adult for 90% of her life. Throughout Ferncloud's life she had three litters of kittens, with 4/7 surviving to adulthood. This is not an unusual number of total kittens for real cats and most couples in warriors have 2-5 children. Ferncloud herself was born into a litter of 4 kittens and her granFernclouddmother had 5 kittens across 3 litters depending on if you believe the retcons. Despite the normalcy of this in the series itself Ferncloud has been heavily referred to as a baby factory, both jokingly and derogatorily and many people calling her lazy and unskilled as well since she chosen to be a permeant resident of the nursery and help bring up other cats kittens after having her first litter. The complaints eventually lead to a lot of people saying she should die and stop having children. Later the authors commented the reason she was killed off was because of all the dislike towards her from fans. Her treatment from the fandom literally got her killed off.“

#warrior cats propaganda #warrior cats #the bluestar propaganda was how I found out about the character limit btw :)

[courtney-deserved-better]

Oooo we get to ask about Ace Attorney stuff? Don't mind if i do!

What are Courtney and Emma's favorite games out of the entire franchise? That and what would be the rest of the main 6 of Amicus Curiae's favorite game of the series ( or if they would even play those games)

ooo let's see! disclaimer that i have not played/watched playthroughs of aa5, aa6, aai2, and dgs.

emma - her fav is aa1 it's a classic! phoenix and edgeworth are at their peak rivalry! her fav character lana is in the last case! mia is very briefly alive!

courtney - she loves the trilogy as a whole but her favorite game is aa2 (minus turnabout big top) because there's lots of franziska and the last case SLAPS (courtney is a little salty that franziska didn't get to prosecute aa2-4 and beat phoenix) aa3 is her second favorite game bc she really likes bridge to the turnabout

alejandro - it's not really his thing but he'll watch courtney play sometimes and he got disproportionately invested in the aa4 story solely because of the gavin brothers (haha him? projecting? nooooo) (but he does enjoy the story and apollo and trucy as protagonists)

kitty - she's not a big fan of visual novels, she much prefers games where she can shoot/move/do stuff, but when emma's playing she'll voice all the weirdgirl assistants and emma will end up voicing phoenix and they have fun (kitty is just waiting for emma to ask her if they can cosplay mia and maya together. she doesn't realize that emma relates more to lana and ema)

noah - also not a big player for similar reasons to kitty but he likes to watch emma play aai1 and come up with theories/logic as well as make fun of the game mechanics. sometimes he'll voice edgeworth and kitty will voice kay and emma can't decide whether she loves it or if she's incredibly annoyed by it

owen - not invested enough to have a favorite game but pearl is his favorite character he would protect her with his life. loves the wacky vibes of the game. he only half pays attention when someone else plays it but when they're struggling with finding the right piece of evidence/logic owen will blurt out a ridiculous line of reasoning that always turns out to be correct because his mind somehow operates on the same wavelength as phoenix's

#ask #anon #amicus curiae

[cognitosclowns]

the gang with like. a S/O with an almost overwhelming amount of pets, that's always covered in fur?? like, not JUST cats and dogs, but anything you can imagine... some are probably illegal???? they have snakes and spiders, mice, fish, a whole ass racoon they found in the dumpster?? managed to get a turtle and sea creatures too. you walk into their house n it's just.. a zoo.

AWEEEEE <3333

SFW THIS IS SO CUTE!! Wrote as X Reader just bc it's easier for my poor little pea brain

Gigi

STARTING WITH HER BC. I HC HER ALSO BEING A COLLECTOR OF ANIMALS. AND I LOVE HER DEARLY.

we see that her right swipe profile she's sitting on a tiger and I just. I'm obsessed with the idea that she has a shit ton of pets that she loves so dearly <33

PLEASE you and her probably ended up becoming friends from swapping animal care tips + design ideas,, and it just,, grew from there. mwa mwa mwa.

MSNDS DW ABOUT OWNING ILLEGAL PETS SO DOES SHE. She 10000% has a crocodile. they're so big and dangerous and absolutely gorgeous.

SHE LOVES PUPPIES SHE LOVES PUPPIES IF YOU HAVE PUPPIES SHES GONNA CRY.

You know how Rafe was like 'oooo you have no tells so mysterious you're hiding so much' NO that goes out the window when she sees a pubby. She is screaming in lowercase and making Scrunchy Hands at it

Usually she's super particular about stuff touching her outfits (they're expensive and she hate having to replace stuff) but. when she sees an animal. no she doesn't care anymore smdnsmd

AAA <3333 you and her strolling through her private aviary,,,, her gifting you a bird to take home <33 probably one of her favorite doves, for the symbolism <333

Reagan

she is. very concerned about the logistics of this,, how do you find the time to take care of them all she could never MSDNSMD

She definitely prefers more,, independent animals? Lizards, cats.

That isn't to say she'll be mean or anything to more affectionate animals, she just isn't as fond of super energetic dogs getting all up-close.

(she does think they're super cute running around <3 from a distance smdnsmd she'll absolutely curl up on the couch and watch your doggies play)

Her face scrunches up when she sees your turtles. hm. unpleasant memories.

<3 when she's stumped on smth, she talks to your fish. The lights are all super dim and soothing, and it's nice to talk to smth that doesn't talk back!!

they're also super nice for when she can't sleep - just going into the basement, sitting on that cozy couch, sprinkling in a bit of food. Cozying up to watch them swim around until she can drift off,,, <333

MAYBE,, even you sitting next to her,, rubbing her hand until she's off <33

JR

not a fan of dogs - Rand sicced one on him when they were younger. 0/10, you might be able to warm him up to the puppies but,, he still gets pretty jumpy around full-grown dogs

Definitely prefers cuddling up with one of your kitties <33333

OH you know this prissy little rich boy is gonna buy you your own zoo. like a PROPER zoo that's solely yours that you can,, visit whenever <3333

yeah it's a little extra but shh gifts are his love language MSNDSMD.

He'll constantly offer to get you new stuff for them, even as you insist 'everything still works perfectly, there's no need to replace it'

HES STUBBORN THO SO YOU'LL GET AT LEAST,, A FEW THINGS GET SWAPPED BEHIND YOUR BACK. It's ok everything works way better now

OH if you have a fish pond that's gonna be his jam. Sitting out there, tossing in feed... feeling them suck on his fingers all stupidly,, <3333

aaa <33 you joining him out there, quietly talking about your days <3 his work clothes a little undone, looking all peaceful and happy <333 gbrbrbrbrbr menfolk SORRY SORRY NEXT PERSON

Brett

Watching Brett interact with a dog is like. reintroducing a rescue animal to its pack MSNDSM

LIKE HE GETS ON THE GROUND AND SCRAMBLES AROUND ON HIS HANDS AN KNEES WITH THEM AND EVERYTHING. HES SO CUTE AND INTO IT. HE LOVES PLAYING WITH ANIMALS.

He isn't afraid of bugs!! or spiders or rats!! He finds all animals so cute. He used to talk to the spiders in his room when he was younger :')

PLEASE <333 he gasps whenever he sees your pets. he will become best friends with all of them before the day is up. You've been betrayed they love him so much now.

problem they all go BATSHIT WHEN HE APPEARS.

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE IN EYELINE THEY KNOW HIS SMELL YOU CAN HEAR EM ZOOMING FROM DOWN THE HALL.

THE HOUSE SOUNDS LIKE A ZOO SERIOUSLY EVERY BEASTIE STARTS SHRIEKING.

HE GETS ABSOLUTELY TACKLED whenever he visits. He's learned to jump outta the way bc otherwise he's gonna get absolutely Stampeded lmao.

GOD the cuddle piles. He will literally just lay on the floor and the animals will flop on top of him. He dissolves into giggles, but that doesn't deter them. Truly the most disney princess ever.

Andre

OH YOU KNOW HE'S RUNNING AROUND LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP

He loves animals he double loves FUNKY animals. Lizards Reptiles Bugs Snakes Weird Fish

HE WAS TOTALLY A DINOSAUR KID. Watches the og Jurassic Park obsessively, that was totally his jam - loves your birdies and lizards <3333

he 1000% will swap cool fact with you >:) he got his bachelors in biology babey!! He's a smart guy and nothing's more fun than talking Science with his baby <3

sigh. yes he makes a Pussy joke when you introduce him to your cats. yes he has that shit-eating grin on his face. yes you love him MSNDMSD

Expect to find him. just. sitting in front of the gecko enclosure staring head on at them.

'we're communicating'

'you aren't communicating shit'

'we're communicating'

MSNDMSND he's chaos and will absolutely help you with chores. He might even collect Samples (nothing harmful, ofc) from em to make New Funky Shit (tm) in his labs - it's great to have fresh options available!!

Myc

He's learned not to question your shenanigans at this point MSNDSMD when he sees you smuggling Test Animals out in tote bags he just grabs a basket and starts grabbing gerbils. Partner in crime babey

ohhhh dogs don't like myc dogs do not like myc nononono

cats too. most mammals seem to have an Aversion to him. They won't outright attack, but they get super pissy. Something about his scent.

it's fine tho bc he isn't a fan of em either - fur, yknow? Doesn't mix well with gooey tentacles

it's the DEAD opposite for your fish - they follow him around and crowd the corners of the tank trying to reach him when he comes over. He absolutely messes with them a little, moving from side-to-side of the tank and watching them scramble around.

yes he'll read your pets minds if you pester him enough. They don't think in the same Format as humans - it's more Vibes Based than actual coherent thoughts.

FUCK BUGS FUCK BUGS FUCK BUGS ABSOLUTELY FUCK BUGS

he's gonna scale you like a fucking tree if he sees a spider. he doesn't even care if it's locked up, keep that shit away from him

He's definitely more of a,, lizard-fish-amphibian type of guy!! No fur to stick to his tendrils, low-maintenance, doesn't mistake his tentacles for chewtoys

Glenn

he misses petting dogs

HE LOVES SEEIN EM THOUGH

esp bc he had,, a bunch of different dogs growing up to help with the farm <333 he's got such a southern boy softspot for em

AAA <333 if you mention loving fish. expect his face to go pink

he knows you didnt mean it like that he knows you didnt mean it like that but it doesn't matter it's in his head now and it's never getting out. Doesn't even matter if you're dating his brain is latching onto that so hard

FUCK BUGS PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

you'd think smb who was literally in the army wouldn't be afraid of bugs but NOPE HE WILL JUMP OUTTA HIS SKIN IF HE SEES YOUR TARANTULAS

on a similar note. please keep cats away from him they will eat him. like EAT him they will hunt this man for sport i stg MSNDMSD

AAA <333 IF YOU HAVE LIKE,, FARM ANIMALS??? like cows sheep chickens piggies?? HOGS??

the fucking nostalgia knocks him OUT he has been in the city too long. please let him help you with chores, he's missed it so much

Alpha-Beta

hush don't think about the how

He's. actually kinda impressed? quietly tho he has appearances to keep up. You'll see those clever little eyes dancing around the tanks, the

PLEASE you know he'd pretend to be all High and Mighty 'oh animals only love you for your food' but the SECOND you turn your back this silly bastard is gonna be cooing over one of the kitties that are rubbing against his leg.

He's gonna,, a bit hesitant to pet them at first because Oh Fuck It Is So Fragile And I Am So Strong, but after you shove a puppy into his arms. He Is Fine He Is Content.

literally just sit this man with a small animal he will be absolutely entraptured it's delightful

OH I can absolutely see him giving you some extra care tips. Babey he's got the whole internet in his brain he's,, absolutely got some Super Niche Info to improve your pets quality of life.

He's so,, warm and his body hums a bit,,, like the purr of a cat,, it draws them to him.

the first two he's calm, then 5, then 7, then the whole bundle is curled up against him and he looks absolutely Distressed smmdsdnms

AAA <333 this was so cute and soft <33 lmk if you had smth else in mind, and feel free to add more ideas!!

#SNIFFLES... PETS #gigi thompson #gigi thompson x reader #andre lee #andre lee x reader #myc #magic myc #magic myc x reader #glenn dolphman #glenn dolphman x reader #sfw #brett hand #brett hand x reader #x reader #jr scheimpough #jr scheimpough x reader #SNIFFLES. WAH. I LOVE THEM ALL SO DEARLY #inside job #<333 CUTE ASK TO GET BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS #MNSDMS again... every time i do a group hc...... i feel like ive forgotten smb.. #counting my fingers like Ive Forgotten Bimbleton Oh Naur. but there is no Bimbleton my brain has TRICKED me. i have been TRICKED. #SMNDSMD one of these days im gonna forget smb and y'all will have the full legal right to but me in the Shame Box

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

Also, if you want them to have any, I can design kitty Earth and Monty some kits!

Oooo sure! If it wouldn’t be that big of a issue for you, or too time consuming

#sams au #trapped forever au #crossover stuff

[thewideawakechronicles]

(BOXY PUGHHH BIG OL BABY I’m sending kitty anu in rn see how he likes them)

( oooo Boxg with a kibbyyy )

[the-apocrypha]

Got tagged in a Get to Know You meme by @tharkuun!

Were you named after anyone? Negative

Do you have kids? Big no, and a no thank you

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Never [sarcastic]

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Oooo weird question. Uh. Speech patterns and tone of voice, probably, a lot more than physical appearance or clothes.

What’s your eye colour? Green

Scary movie or happy ending? Lol these are not opposites, but I need a happy ending more than I need anything to be scary. Media (books, movies, etc) is very much about escapism for me, and so I steer toward happier things.

Any special talents? I'm double jointed but only in four fingers--both pinkies and both ring fingers.

What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, piano, running, hiking

Have any pets? My kitty ❤️❤️❤️

What sport do you play/have you played? OMG none, I'm awful

How tall are you? 5'4"

Favourite subject at school? Science!

Dream job? TBH my current job. I'm very lucky.

tagging @toast-the-unknowing, @kydrogendragon, @cuubism, @mklutz, and anyone else who wants to play!

[engagemythrusters]

Ahsoka ep 2 now!

Low hopes ngl. Anyway hope we see my lil snow pea Jacen

I Hope Mr Turkeyleg is okay… I know Sabine will be bc she’s got more in the trailer but I love that loth kitty

She okay 🥰

Ooo her boots

Two galaxies? Damn expanding it WAY far

Hey wait do you think that this relates to Jedi Survibor? That path? Look okay I just fucking love those games and I want them to tie more into canon

Oooo pretty planet

Oo ruins

Granpa really do got shoulders

PURRFIL NOISES?! Oh no that’s just the music

Oh the loth kitties that pop up! I love when they do that always <3

Oh… does she have psychometry??? Since fhckin when?

YAY MR TURKEYLEG IS OKQY!!! I love you mr Turkeyleg

Do you think the white lothcat is still out there? What about Dume?

Mr Turkeyleg such a good guard kitty 🥰

Hera so proud of her daughter

Sabine you’re such a smartiepants I love you sm

Hera is not ready to watch another person she loves explode

Hera is SO proud of sabine always. God she’s so good

Sabine always was Hera’s girl. Like. God I am. I love their dynamic it’s my favourite.

Night sister magic hellyeah

Fod this means they def made Sabine force sensitive didntw they. I fucjing HATE that so fucking much.

Yknow I’m kinda annoyed they wanna expand to another galaxy. It’s supposed to be just one galaxy. Far far away.

How does this puzzle know that anyway

Does this just. Is this just the path the purrgil always take?? I’m so confused how this puzzle would fucking know that!

This makes no sense!!

I really like Shin. She’s an interesting character. Always watching. Always calculating. Still learning. She’s gonna be so fun I can tell

T-6 shuttle ❤️🤍

PHANTOM

ITS THE FUCKIN PHANTOM

Hey so wait does Jacen just fucking go to boarding school or some shit. Where IS he?!

Hera I love u <3

CHOPPER

The gasp I gusp AGAIN

CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER

His bwaps are different >:(

STILL BETTER THAN NOTHING THO I LOVE YOU CHOPPER MWUAH MY HORRIBLE DROID

Wow what a capitalistic response to loyalty. Jesus. I hate Disney.

Hera: be nice to my daughter or else

She just really cares about Sabine and wants the best for her and just. Hhh. It’s the most important dynamic to me.

Bacta patch!!

joint custody lightsaber xoxo

Hey do you think I can make fire with popsicle sticks

Nope.

OH THANK GOD NO DORCE SENSITIVITH

OH MY GOD

I’ve never been so relieved in my life

Oh my god thank GOD thank for

Oh my god

Okay. Woo. Deep breath in and out.

Hey can we get a Kanan mentions

Please

Hera: bitch please I didn’t sacrifice everything for things to be classified to me

Damn

INQUISITOR

Who r u

CHOPPERRRRR

my most evil droid <3 I love u

THATS NOT HOW AHSOKA HOLDS HER SABERS

What the fuck?!

She’s a backward holder

0/10 that pisses me off so much.

Chopper >:)

Very interested in this inquisitor. Desperate to know who they will be

Chopper always so ready to kill everyone in sight. Love that motherfucker.

HES SO SASSY

i am so happy to see him again

Hey is it weird that I want this to be Kanan

Like. Inquisitor Kanan would be so cool.

Came back wrong n evil

Yeah okay I know he’s dead n they’ll keep him that way but god I liked it

Yay chopper!

Hehe oh my god

Hiii mr turkeyleg

HER ARMOUR YAY

Oh she painted a purrgil on it 😭

She toned down her art tho it’s so simple now. She must’ve gone thru a dark time after Kanan and Ezra.

HAIR CUT TIME

the mirroring of kanans scene… god it cuts me deep

Okay but also. that’s not how you cut hair

T-6 shuttle 🥰

HHHHHHHH ITS THAT SCENE

It’s the tap scene 😭

Wrong time of day.

Also ahsoka isn’t in white and she doesn’t have the cool stick

Where’s the cool stick

0/10

I liked that stick.

God I miss Kanan so so much.

I do like that sabine did get to train more (now that I know she’s not force sensitive) bc that means she can spar with ezra when he gets back. Sibling activities. Roughhousing until hera comes n yells at them.

Not sure I like this big ship

I am so curious about that inquisitor

I do enjoy the end credit designs. Very Lothal.

Okay see y’all for the next ep next week

#star wars: ahsoka #spoilers

[cg-pup]

Mama mama I got a chewlery today from big kitty's mama coworker.

I so happy to chew on it without hurting teeth

-🐬

oooo, that sounds like such fun! i'm really happy for you! and glad that your teeth wont hurt anymore lovely.

#sfw caregiver #cglre #sfw interaction only #mamas asks! #sfw agere

[berrymoos]

I don’t know how you feel about little!Chrissy, but think about her slowing getting comfortable regressing around the others regressors and being brought into the craziness.

oh my gosh i LOVE little chrissy, i reblogged some hcs by @fandomregression, actually!! chrissy has my entire heart & i wish her the best <33

oooo i can just imagine her being so shy when she first officially regresses in front of them, bc i think she wouldn’t be used to regressing around anyone else - her regression is pretty voluntary, as she uses it as a way to cope with anxiety & she’s always regressed alone, anxious that jason wouldn’t understand what she was doing & how it helped her relax (...she was right but i don’t wanna talk about that LOLZ <3 but i WILL say that they're no longer together <3),,,

like eddie introducing her to all of his friends & she’s hiding behind him with her hello kitty plush tucked all the way up to her chin, face partially hidden as she mumbles little “hi...”s to everyone before she completely buries her face in her stuffie, holding eddie’s hand (´꒳`)♡ goodness she’s so cuuuute hvrhgfugf & the others do their best to make her feel as comfortable as can be!! constantly bringing her snacks, staying pretty quiet bc they don’t know if she’s good with loud noises (god forbid how loud they can get), playing with her & her toys, checking in on her ... chrissy feels absolutely loved, as she should!!

oh my gosh WAIT:

chrissy & eddie playing pretend with their stuffies 

chrissy being really curious about the puzzles nancy loves to do while she’s little but being too shy to ask about them, but nancy picks up on that & moves a few pieces to her so she can help

chrissy & robin using their duel puppy dog eyes to get extra ice cream ,,, 

jonathan trying to share his pacis with her, learning she doesn’t tend to use them, & finding a teether that she ends up LOVING

steve being weak to aforementioned puppy dog eyes but being quick to give into the anyway bc chrissy is new to the dynamic & he wants her to spoil her!! AND him taking on the big brother role ooo 👀

just.  chrissy being welcomed into their little group of regressors, man <33

#i wrote this on my laptop & WOAH does it feel different from using my phone #i prefer mobile tumblr tbh... #stranger things agere #fandom agere #sfw agere #agere asks #agere hcs #🧸．berry n friends <3

[anenomie]

My kitty while I’m trying to move something big and heavy: oh helo momy lemme stand in ur way and :) sniggf at this new big thing oh oooo ohhh this hasn’t been in the house before

Me struggling to carry the heavy piece of furniture:

#cricket chat

[idv-artists-trio]

Tatya smiles and waves her hand. “Hello! It’s nice to meet you all! My name is Tatya, but my friends call me… Tatya!!!” She does little jazz hands and giggles. “I’ve been meaning to say hello for awhile, but I couldn’t track ya down! So… Hello!!!” (@tatya-time) (Howdy Howdy Howdy)

// Heyyyy!!! <33

Rosalyn// {*H-Hello…*} owo 🌸 *makes her doll Cecilion wave a bit magically with no hand*

Kitty// OOOO- Sparkly sparkly! Hello, new friend~!!! (nwn✨ *gives a big enthusiastic handshake*

Eiji// Greetings, Tatya. I hope things go well for you. *bows lightly as he gives a tiny smile*

Angel// Oh, hello dear! And we should be the ones to apologize- we’re usually seen around this zone and nowhere else frequently. 😅 Nonetheless, welcome welcome~! 🤭✨

#identity v oc #idv ocs #idv oc #idv oc ask blog #idv askblog #identity v ask blog #identity v #sparkle queen// tatya #// rp

[saltyxtides]

[ Unfortunately, like every year they never truly ever had any access to anything - the only talents they ( Celestis in Bayden’s body ) had was only one thing && one thing only - Yarn.       Placed in Rowan’s mailbox this year was a card they made nicely packed in blue made envelope with a card of a popping polar bear saying: ‘ Hold on for deer life! ‘ for his love of deer, && a bit of play on the fact he was holding on for dear life in another person’s body in a fun kind of messed up joking kind of way. Underneath the card would be a grey antler yarn hat, that would be all matchy-matchy with Clarissa’s adorable antler one && a crochet pencil shark/pen case that matched the rules to this caged scam they ( Celestis ) were in. ]

[ A nice sized crochet doll of Clarissa with a handheld black kitty accessory with antlers that have the same shade of blue as Bayden’s.  With was suppose to be matching antler’s to Bayden. . . but they passed it on to the REAL B a y d e n because that’s just a big nah.  Originally suppose to be all matchy-matchy with the real Bayden but it just didn’t work out. ]

[ Being Bayden, meant they had to play the part, but what do people get mothers?  What do you buy with Bayden mums money?  They have no idea!  What do mum’s really like, as they can’t recall if they ever had one or not . . . but none the less his mom’s card did get charged.  The FIRST g i f t they bought Bayden’s mum came a little early, as it came the day before Christmas Eve so all her employee’s get to see the very big mystery bouquet ( as the sender was annonymous!  How? Used the power of getting a Visa Debit and using paypal but with Mum’s money so it’s easy to link the connection ).  IF Dr.Wardeyn didn’t put 1+1 together, she would on Christmas Day, as the 2nd charge was $75.00 ( org. price $280 cause it was on sale ) for a Diamond Accent Calla Lily Pendant in Sterling Silver on Christmas Day ]

[ . . .  What do you get someone who literally hates everything but designer shit?  Doesn’t even know where to begin.  Loser psychopath.  Not going around to spend much of Bayden’s mum’s money but they did get them a $50.00 Starbucks card with an envelope saying ‘ Where do deer get all of their coffee? ’  && when Monty opened it the answer ‘ STAR-b u c k s ’ the originality there was priceless had to play the Deer loving Bayden. With a star bucks card inside. Oooo.  Hope it burns her tongue.  The other gift cost Dr. Wardeyn nothing.  They personally made Monty an exact Ýrúrarí Jóhannsdóttir’s slobbering mask && told her ‘for your knitted sweaters && in case you needed a mask to cover up those zits’ since it was featured in Vogue.  Maybe she won’t notice it’s a duplicate fake, but all in all, it was more meant to be disliked over liked to begin with. FASHION is w i e r d. ]

#montywonmom

[slimy-vore-bog]

Update

Guess who got obsessed with the new pokémon game and is now not working on anything :D *starts crying* ...It's me /hj

Anyway, yeah, a mix of this and prolonged mouth pain because... idk I'm extra sensitive to pain or something...? Not sure, but it checks out with me not being able to touch hot plates that others can.

Point is; I was working on a big project, but now I'm working on nothing because I'd rather play the new pokémon game (I got Scarlet lol Giant bird lizard; I love Koraidon)

Also I'm having vore thoughts about some of the new pokémon designs XD For some reason my brain goes "Oooo big vore dudes" about Mabosstiff and Koraidon lol

Sprigatito gives me like... "So cute; nom the kitty" vore thoughts, but those are more from me letting myself be weirder after making more friends in the vore community and learning I lean pred-ish and playing my urge to nibble (gently) on cats ears up XD

Also since I write vore with minors I want to clarify; this isn't about the player character. These scenarios are more for like... General concepts and not for including the player character themself.

They are a blank slate anyway, so you can put any original characters in their role and that's what I like to do lol

#update