*Chiyo walking into Sasori’s room*
Chiyo: Boy. Clean this room up, and then clean yourself up. We’re having visitors today.
Sasori, working on a puppet: “We”? You told me that the Tsuchikage of Iwagakure was coming to see you for medical advice. What does that have to do with me?
Chiyo: *sighs* None of your sass today, child. He’s bringing one of his students with him, for you to play with. He’s —
Sasori, disgustedly: Play?? What am I, an infant? I'm eleven years old, I’m too old to play. I’d rather keep on with my —
Chiyo: *slams her hand down on Sasori’s desk* You either cooperate with me or I’m lighting a fire and burning all of this to the ground. The choice is yours.
Sasori:
*later that afternoon*
Onoki: *bowing his head* Chiyo-san. It’s a pleasure to see you again. We thank you for allowing us into your home. *gestures to the boy beside him* This is my student Deidara. Deidara, this is Chiyo-sama and her grandson, Sasori.
Chiyo: Well aren’t you a handsome young man? Sasori, take Deidara to your room and entertain him while the Tsuchikage and I talk.
Sasori: Do I have —
Chiyo: *elbows Sasori sharply*
Sasori, sighing, putting on a fake smile: Come on, Deidara-chan! Let’s go play in my room!
*the two go into Sasori’s room and Deidara’s eyes widen at all the puppets*
Deidara: Wow … did you make all these??
Sasori: Yes.
Deidara: That’s really impressive!
Sasori: Yes, I know. *goes to sit at his desk and continues working on the puppet from the morning*
Deidara: … so I take it you don’t have a lot of friends, huh? Because if you did you’d know that you don’t just ignore a guest, hm.
Sasori: I’m not ignoring you. I’m responding to you when you talk, aren’t I? I’m simply focusing the brunt of my attention on my art.
Deidara: Art?! This isn’t art; you’re just playing with dolls, like a girl!
Sasori: *turns to face Deidara* You’re mistaken. I’m creating things of beauty and perfection, pieces that will last for an eternity. That’s art.
Deidara: No, it’s not, hm. *pulls a small piece of clay from his pocket and molds it into a butterfly* Watch … *he has it float around the room, and suddenly explodes it in a small shower* That. THAT is art. A burst of fire and sparks. Art is an —
Sasori: *laughs* Are you crazy?! How is that art?? You’re just making a mess and a lot of unnecessary noise! Tsk, stupid brat!
Deidara: Don’t you call me a brat! Onoki-san said you’re only like two years older than me!
Sasori: But I’m obviously a ton smarter! And you said that “playing with dolls” makes me a girl?! You LOOK like a girl! With your stupid long blonde hair and stupid long eyelashes! And are you wearing nail polish?? God, you may as well be in a dress!
Deidara: Oh, yeah?! Well —
*later, as Onoki and Deidara are walking home*
Onoki: Well, after that treatment, I feel much better. And what about you, child? Did you enjoy your time with young Sasori?
Deidara: That boy is rude, and annoying, and he’s a weirdo, and he has NO idea what art is, and one day he’ll probably grow up and turn the whole world into those creepy puppets of his!
Onoki, startled: O-oh? I had no idea he was so —
Deidara, dreamily: We’re coming back next week, right? I can’t wait to see him again ~
Onoki:
*meanwhile, back in Suna*
Chiyo: … Sasori? What are you doing?
Sasori, standing at the stove: Practicing. Deidara said that the best sweet is dango, I say it’s sweet buns. I’m going to make him the best sweet buns of his life the next time he comes to visit. T-to prove him wrong, of course.
Chiyo:
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No I have to talk about the 5 Kages😭. Just remember the context back then... before this moment we have no idea of the founders actual strength, Hashirama's flashback came much later. Kages to us readers, were suppose to be the top of the top in shinobi's standard. And all of them are genuinely strong fighters...but confront to this FREAK, they unfortunately looks like toddlers. I actually felt bad for them, they gave everything they got, put their life in jeopardy and he was just playing hopscotch...
by the way this 1v5 susanoo situation was entirely Tsunade's fault. Didn't she heard about the two meteorites earlier? While all she has to do was keep quiet and keep fight to death with honour and dignity. But no, she asks for escalation !😂
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Naruto Sexuality + Gender Headcanons
Kage and other village leaders Part 3/4
Mu is an aroace cisman who goes by he/they/it pronouns
Nan is an aroace cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Onoki Kamizuru is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Rasa is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Reto is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Seimei is a pansexual cisman who goes by he/they pronouns
Shamon is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Shibuki is a gay cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Shizuka is a caedaromantic, heterosexual ciswoman who goes by she/her pronouns
The Third Hoshikage is an aroace cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
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