#one punch egg

[dailykeiji]

Can you draw him bald

today's keiji's is: like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

#he looks like an egg. or a very fucked up saitama. one punch keiji #you know i think i hate this. can you tell i don't ever draw bald people #your turn to die #yttd #keiji shinogi #my art #ask tag #daily keiji

[pixelcubito]

I feel a strong urge to share this...a screenshot isn't enough.

#qsmp #qsmp empanada #she may be one of the youngest #but she already seems ready to slaughter her enemies #also you know how eggs may punch the adults to get them to read their signs? #well she just straight up communicates through punches instead of words lmao

[sesameowo]

How I'm coping rn 😭

#opm #saigenos #genosai #my art #saitama #genos #egg x toaster #one punch man #sketch

[criscura]

please take this i cannot BELIEVE what we've gotten over the last few chapters oh my fucking goooSSSHH

#one punch man #one punch #opm #genos #saitama #genosai #saigenos #precious robot baby #egg on legs #i mean THAT'S WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED #THAT'S IT #GEEZZZEE #FUCK!!!!! #HIS MOST PRECIOUS PERSON!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAA

[sebastian-ciel-mutual-bullying]

Vol 1 Ch 1

"Wow, the servants really are terrified of him! I wonder what he did to make them so scared! "

Vol 32 Ch 176

#“oh you wanna do things war style huh? *Knocks the absolute shit out of him* #Sebastian scrambled his brains as an example for how to scramble eggs #Bard was like “yeah nah im not taking advice from some skinny queer” and Sebastian said “allow me to put the fear of the devil into you : ) #the fact that Bard called him effeminate and sebastian crushed his masculinity in one punch is crazy #Seb baby it's okay to be pretty. you made yourself pretty. It's okay #kuroshit #kuroshitsuji meme #black butler #black butler meme #kuroshitsuji #Baldroy #sebastian

[emikomusubi]

Individual possessing legendary power and untold strength

#hes so perfect 2 me. #such a big fan of how they draw him from a distance. egg on stick #one punch man #saitama #opm liveblogging

[good-beans]

minigram.... .. . .....

#my cold and burnout hit me with the one two punch all day #and even though i was supposed to stop doing shit and rest i decided to draw cringe and make it Your problem >:3 #woe - oc in minigram style be upon ye #at least attempted #im so bad at mimicking styles but id say this isnt too shabby #when my brain doesnt feel like its goop in my head i want to try making an actual minigram #but i had actually 0 ideas tonight adfvvhj she is Scrampled Egg in there #my art

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Jeanne, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Dazai: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Jeanne: Ohhhh-

Sebastian: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp jeanne #ikevamp jean #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp sebastian #honestly this was another one that just had me losing it while i was making it #the thought of jeanne punching the shit out of a bunch of eggs in a bowl #while dazai is like gleefully encouraging him #and sebastian walks in with his blood pressure skyrocketing at the sight of egg bits going everywhere #truly who needs tv when you get quality entertainment like this every day in the mansion #source: incorrect quotes generator

[morb-psycho]

Everyone talks about Reigen having Saitama as his phone background, but no one talks about 12-year-old Saitama having a Mob Psycho shirt

#SAITAMA??? IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN #NO WAY Mob from Mobu Psycho one million!! #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #saitama #one punch man #I KNOW its nothing but a fun easter egg for people who like both shows #but #ONE semi-confirmed they are fans of each other #;-; #okay but imagine #reigen and mob run into saitama and genos #and reigen is like #and saitama looks over reigens shoulder at mob and hes lije #and completely blows reigen off to talk to mob #fat L for sweaty conman

[astranauticus]

Do mechanites cry?

#rolling with difficulty #vrla rwd #mrsn rwd #vr la rwd #mr sn rwd #art i made #yet another thing i drew then just fully forgot to post LMAO #man i had to listen to 3.7 like 3 times for this. goddammit #easter egg: the 4 big infernal books in the shelf all say contract law like its a textbook series i guess #the small one next to them says Doctor Faustus bc i was looking to my irl bookcase for inspiration #and the christopher marlowe play was one of my alevel lit texts #also i think it would be really funny if the devils have their own version of the story of the deal with the devil guy #honestly this may have been the kinda. last straw of my burnout cuz this was a lot of time spent on a lot of stuff im really not good at #and none of it turned out... exactly how i wanted but oh well. it is what it is #ok the kinda annoying thing about me spending far too fucking long drawing super emotional scenes like this is i kinda #desensitise myself to whatever im drawing. like i felt it the most with the demon possession comic i casually tossed into the discord #bc thats the exact kinda angst i personally LOVE but it just doesnt have the same punch after ive been staring at it for 5 hours straight #(anyway go read cal's fic about it its on ao3 and its bloody good) #all this to say. when i first listened to 3.7 and austin had that exchange of like #'noir can i ask you a lore question' 'sure..?' 'do mechanites cry?' #i straight up got fuckin CHILLS. and sometimes i forget that but i try to force myself not to

[fuckmesaitama]

A compilation of Saitama’s lips

Simply because I can 😳💞

I wish I could actually kiss em 🥺💔💔💔

#opm #one punch man #saitama #I HAD to do it #he’s so kissable aaaaaahhhhhh #egg husband #egg appreciation #marry me please

[sesameowo]

Has been awhile everyone~

#saigenos #saitamaxgenos #opm #saitama #genos #my art #opm fanart #saigenos honeymoon #egg x toaster #one punch man

[criscura]

DAY ONE OF WANPANMAS!!!! STARRY NIGHT!!!!!! (sound on!)

Aahh... the boys..... the BOYS..... ficlet, still image, and GIF under the cut <3<3

“It’s getting so cold lately…”

“Would Sensei like my sweater?”

Saitama tugged his well-loved jacket closer, laughing low. “And leave you naked?”

“It would not matter much to me, Sensei. I can maintain my internal body temperature regardless of how much clothing I wear.”

A leaf pattered across the broken concrete, leaving bits of itself behind with every bounce. “That’s not really the point.”

“If it would help you keep warm, I would be more than happy to lend it to you.”

“Of course you would,” Saitama muttered, eyes focused on the boots beside him. It was a familiar sight, now, and sound. The stomp-stomp, the chink-chink, the whirr of motors and a deep voice he could always rely on to answer him.

It’s weird, how quickly it became a habit for Saitama to call out to him.

“Hey Genos?”

“Yes, Sensei?”

Saitama smiled. “You don’t have to do that, you know.”

“...Do…what?”

“Give me anything I ask for.”

“But you would do it for me.”

It was getting harder to look him in the eyes sometimes, though. “Well…”

“And I’m happy to do it.”

“But you don’t have to.”

“Sensei, you misunderstand.” The steps beside him slowed. “I am happy to do it. Even if I didn’t feel that I should as your disciple, or because you deserved it for all that you are, I would still do it. I enjoy it.”

“...Yeah?” Saitama asked, looking up to the clear sky, matching the pace of the man next to him. “I guess that makes sense. You’re always looking out for everyone.”

Genos stopped, so Saitama stopped too. It was a second before he piped up again. “I do not feel that I am proficient enough to look out for everyone… But Sensei, is… You are not just anyone.”

The stars were so bright, and so many. It made Saitama dizzy. “You say that stuff all the time… I feel like a jerk.”

“Why? I didn’t mean to–”

“No,” Saitama interrupted, laying a hand on Genos’ shoulder. “Not like that. You’re not doing it. I just never say anything back to you.”

His ever-devoted disciple tipped his head. “Do you have anything to say back?”

“You don’t think I do?”

Genos blinked. “About me? I…” His breath steamed against the dark, catching the moonlight and curling around his face like a glowing picture frame. “I cannot imagine what you would have to say.”

He looked so...soft.

“Are you serious," Saitama asked, failing to make it sound like a joke.

“Yes.” He hid his eyes behind his bangs. Saitama was sure he didn’t know how much of a tell that was, or else he wouldn’t do it.

“You don’t think I…” Saitama swallowed. “Do you think that little of yourself?”

Genos shrunk back. “I am reckless and stupid in battle, and I am constantly forgetting things. It seems I can never get anything right, no matter how many chances I am given. If I could–”

Saitama put a finger to his mouth before he could go down that path. “Stop. No. You wouldn’t be here if all you did was lose.” He let his hand slip. “You know that.”

Steam whispered from under Saitama’s fingers. It was hot, and burned even worse next to the sting of the cold air. He moved his palm to rest it on Genos’ core and it pulsed gently in the night. 

It radiated a much nicer kind of warmth.

They stood like that in the dark, wind whistling through the trees around them. Saitama watched the blue light bleed out between his fingers. It was mesmerizing. 

“I’m sorry,” he said, quiet, “That I’m bad. At that. At letting you know.”

“Know…what, Sensei?” Genos leaned closer, like the hum around them was too loud and he couldn't hear over it. “You still haven’t said what you mean.”

They both knew he could though.

“What… What I think about you.”

Genos looked up, expectant. He stared like a frightened rabbit, but his eyes were locked onto Saitama all the same. 

When Saitama focused back onto his chest, those eyes followed. They were quiet again for the second time as Saitama thought. His silence was harsh and biting as the chill.

Then, with only a small uptick in his pulse, he took Genos' chin and tipped it up. And he was the one to look him straight-on this time.

It was still hard.

Genos’ hand tentatively curled around his wrist. Not pulling. Not pushing.

“I,” Saitama started, breathing out. He could feel the heat sticking to his skin. They were so close now there was nowhere else for it to go. “Genos, I…”

Metal fingers tugged at his open coat, scared. Hopeful. Inviting.

Genos’ lip was trembling. 

Saitama inhaled once more, tasting the electricity that buzzed beneath his hand. He swallowed it down, deep into his gut, and he pressed forward.

Genos would give Saitama the shirt off his back without a second thought. Of course he would. And he was right, Saitama would do the same for him. He would help keep the shiver from Genos however he knew how, no matter where it was.

To keep him warm. …To keep him near.

To try to let him know everything he meant to his dumb, grateful, overheating sensei, even if the feeling was too big to ever fit into words alone.

His lips could still make do.

HAPPY WANPANMAS HERE'S TO MANY MORE!!

#one punch man #one punch #opm #genos #saitama #genosai #saigenos #precious robot baby #egg on legs #ficlet #wanpanmas #wanpanmas2023

[beatleswings]

alright thats a big one, cardon has kids right? wanna give us some information about them? their bday, when theyre born, maybe who is their godparent(s) >:3

CarDon kiddos, you ask? Oooh this is gonna be a ride so get ready!! (Note: I have yet to draw them so....I'll be using the picrews I made of them for visuals).

So Don and Carmen do end up having kids, five to be exact! They wanted a big family.

Their first born is a girl, Valentina Pilar Escamillo de la Rosa. She was born on February 16, just two days after Valentine's Day AKA Carmen's birthday hence her name. Pilar...was from one of the girl names they were going to give her, María de Pilar, before Don and Carmen were informed that she would be born on or around Valentine's Day, hence the love themed name. Had she been a boy, she would have been named Valentín or Amador ("lover" in Spanish) or both. She may not have been born on the 14th but the following day, Carmen started having contractions the night of February 15 and eventually went into labor and of course the 16th, the little one was born, at around 6am! Valentina resembles her mother but has most of her father's coloring such as his hair color and eye color. Her godparents are Narcis Prince and Aran Ryan. Don wasn't sure if Aran was "godfather" material but was somewhat relieved when he saw little Valentina giggling at Aran.

Luis Martín Escamillo de la Rosa is Don and Carmen's second child, a son. He was born on February 26, three years and 10 days after his older sister. He is named after his maternal grandfather, Carmen's father Luis, and his second name, after Carmen's maternal grandfather (her mom's dad) Martín Álvarez. Like his mother, he is mostly referred to by his second name instead of his first. He resembles his father a lot, so much, he's like a clone of him but he does inherit some of his mother such as her hazel eyes. His godparents are Valeria and Masked Muscle.

Nicolás Raúl Escamillo de la Rosa and Rosario Elisa Escamillo de la Rosa are Don and Carmen's third and fourth children, in other words...they're twins! They were born on March 19, three years after Martín, six years after Valentina and on the first day of Spring. The twins were born 5 minutes apart, first Nicolás and then Rosario. Despite it was twins, Carmen still went for a natural birth anyway.

Nicolás or Nico as he is called, got his names picked by Carmen. She liked the name Nicolás but his middle name Raúl, Carmen got that after the actor Raul Julia, the actor who played Gomez Addams in the 90s Addams Family movies. Carmen loved his portrayal of him. Rosario's names? Don picked them. He was going to name her Rosalina but Rosario is one that stuck to him. Elisa comes from his paternal grandmother (his dad's mom) Elisa. The twins resemble Don the most but have most of Carmen’s coloring such as her blonde hair and hazel eyes. I definitely see their godmother being Dolcita.

Antonio Samuel Escamillo de la Rosa is Don and Carmen's fifth and youngest child. He was born on March 10, nine years after Valentina, six years after Martín and three years after Nicolás and Rosario. Unlike the previous births, Carmen had some complications and had to give birth to Antonio via C-section. Thankfully she and baby were okay. After the complications, Carmen and Don decided to stop having kids and plus, with five, the family feels complete now. :)

Don decided to give his second name Antonio to him and his middle name? That comes from Don's maternal grandfather Samuel Márquez. Little Antonio resembles Carmen a lot, her older siblings even point out how much it feels like they're seeing little Carm again, but he does have Don’s features like his brown eyes. I'm still deciding on a godparent or godparents for little Toño, once I think of one, I'll update this.

Aside from having their own aunts and uncles from each of their parents' sides, they also see their parents' friends as their aunts and uncles too and if their parents' friends had kids, they're honorary cousins.

As you can tell, all of Don and Carmen's kids are February and March babies, one is an Aquarius (Valentina) and the rest are Pisces. This idea, I was inspired by Paul and Linda McCartney. Their children together Mary, Stella and James are all Virgos and born on August 28, September 13 and September 12 respectively. Linda was also born on September (on the 24th) like Carmen was born on February just her two oldest. And Don and Paul were born in another month from their spouse and kids. August for Don and June for Paul. So far that's what I have on the kiddos.

#some little easter eggs including one of valentina's potential names if she was a boy lmfaooo #thanks for the ask! #boltun-tkn #punch-out!! #punch out #don flamenco #carmen #carmen mi amor #cardon #cardon family #flamenco family

[mishapen-dear]

qsmp pacrim au.

compiling some Thoughts:

mariana and slime are drift compatible. they both fucking Hate each other. yes they get along great yes they get actually married and yes they are the worst thing to ever happen to each other. as pilots they have a specific region assigned to them that they need to protect when the Code sends out smaller kaiju swarms. mariana has slipped and sent the whole ass jaeger falling onto the town and there was a whole ass horrific court case about it, but they pulled through. then slime slipped they fell on a neighbouring town while helping out quackity. and on the way back mariana again made them eat shit in their own area again. They Are Not Allowed In Jaegers Anymore

roier and jaiden are drift compatible! they dont know each other at all when they get into the program but the first time they had to face down a kaiju they fucking Kicked Its Ass. their jaeger has so Many latency issues but they work together so well it almost never matters... up until it does. something goes wrong and it just stops registering roier's input at all and they both start screaming into the drift so loudly everything just freezes up. they wouldn't have survived if their jaeger wasn't so broken. it shut down entirely, the image of an ocean sunset frozen onto their internal screen, and everything else Completely silent. the kaiju ignored them to destroy the city after that. the mission to rescue them took Several other jaegers and a full day. a lot of lives were lost. they're trying to get back into piloting but it's hard. they both watch sunsets whenever they can

roier is doing pretty well with getting back into the program- jaiden has been busy with other matters in the thunderdome (the federation has her doing some... weird tasks to research the drift/the jaegers), so they haven't been able to pilot one together again. but he and a pilot from the Favela Five really hit it off and despite some Horrors things are looking up for them !

bad is a solo pilot. his jaeger is incredibly automated and honestly does most of the work for him, which means the mental strain is FAR less severe, but people can Always count on him to be reinforcement.

quackity wants to be a pilot SO BAD. okay SO SO SO FUCKING BAD. he got a solo jaeger like bad out of pure nepotism (he is the federation's meow meow and/or spy) and he leveraged that shit to get in the Game. he managed to drift with luzu, who left. then he managed to drift with wilbur, who left. and then his zone got fucking wrecked (thanks slime) and he hasn't been allowed in a jaeger since. He was super resentful of slime for it but now he's focused his efforts on trying to somehow sneak into other jaegers and get other pilots to drift with him. it's going as well as you can imagine. no one knows how he hasn't been murdered/kicked out/thrown into the ocean yet.

philza is a retired pilot! he and his partner missa know a lot about drifitng/jaegers so missa will go on business trips to be teacher for student pilots and philza sticks around the thunderdome to make sure all the jaegers are taken care of.

the french are a specialized team that share a singular jaeger, trading off and training and testing. While the other teams were designed to take down kaiju, their jaeger is smaller, faster, and designed to kill the code's Swarm. Etoiles is the most eager for battle, but Baghera probably spends the most time on the field patrolling for attacks. She's good friends with Bad and Forever, who agree that it's really weird that the Federation's instruments can predict a kaiju attack but can never predict the code.

people keep disappearing. people keep questioning it. if they question too much then they disappear.

the federation is in charge of jaeger program. They keep bringing in new pilots and trying to take care of them! cucurucho is in charge of this specific thunderdome and there is nothing going wrong ever! :D (the kaiju are somehow the federation's fault- that's why there's so many living pilots. there's only so many attacks as to keep everyone on their toes, but not enough to overwhelm. not yet. no one knows for sure what's going on. they just know it's bad.)

The Swarm are smaller kaiju (an oxymoron) sent by something that the pilots privately refer to as the Code. the federation doesn't acknowledge the swarm beyond being an additional threat to whatever area is currently under attack, but the pilots fuckign know- the swarm targets jaegers exclusively. they're fast, they can fly, and they can hit hard. they're unpredictable and they're scary, and all current pilots can tell you a bad story about them. the french and bad are the primary reinforcements when the swarm comes about. so far they've always been quick enough, but one day... one day, maybe, they won't be.

(foolish and vegetta are Not pilots they're bastard scientists. foolish is technically in charge of living specimens but mostly he just builds them super sickass terrarium/aquariums and fudges a little on the reports when they die. vegetta does a lot of mad science that tangentially relates to all the kaiju bullshit but he's so advanced that everyone just assumes it's on the level. foolish and vegetta have to share a lab but they sleep at different times so it works out. in the centre of the lab is a secondary kaiju brain that they both refer to as their daughter and, because they're Genius idiots, they've figured out a way to use it to send each other memory messages via a partial drift. when the kaiju brain starts using these memories to interact with them and name itself leo foolish starts letting it name all his specimens (and telling it when those specimens die) and vegetta starts telling it all about his big adventures and cool science. they both love their hell daughter and tell Not A Single Soul about their weird ass evil science. (foolish tells bad. bad thinks he's joking. foolish thinks that letting this go on like it is is the funniest thing he's ever done and he is Correct))

#YES the eggs are the equivalent of jaegers here #except leo <3 #no i do not know pacrim lore beyond the first movie and i don't super want to #but i watched a half ep of that pacrim anime and the jaeger was semi-ai with a sort of personality so #take that as you will #qsmp #i started typing with only that first paragraph in mind and it just grew from there #i love me some giant monsters and robots #the power of love to punch a huge fucking robot in the face #the big kicker here is that every single one of them could be drift compatible but the federation is just Lying to them #something something enjoy the island :) #qsmp pacrim au

[daato]

they are flirting

#saitama opm #genos opm #opm #fanart #fan edit #art #yusuke murata #one punch man #genosai #anime #saigenos #egg toast #the genos look got me like #???? #this update make saigenos canon come on