#one is just so superior...

[chaotic-carnifex]

No hold on I'm gonna make an extra post about this:

I wouldn't choose to be alloromantic

If I were given the choice to either remain aro or become alloro again, I would choose aromanticism.

And I think a lot of people need to hear that.

#aro #aromantic #actually aromantic #safeforaro #alloromantics are encouraged to reblog this #aros aren't the only ones who need to hear that our orientation isn't a consolation prize #too many ppl - both aro-specs and alloros - think that being aro is okay only bc it's not something we choose #with the implicit belief that if we COULD choose then OF COURSE we'd choose to be alloro #bc it's clearly the 'superior' option #and honestly? it's not. #they're equally valid options and which one is 'superior' depends entirely on your own needs and preferences #and my preference is *being aro* #so if you're aro and you feel like yeah sure it's OKAY that you're aro bc you DIDN'T choose this #but if you could you WOULD choose to be alloro? #well maybe being alloro really would be better for you. or maybe it's just internalized amatonormativity. #and I cannot answer for you which one it is - the only one who can is you #all I can do is raise you the OPTION that it might be amatonormativity and then leave you to consider it #so this is for the aros who need to hear that option #and for the alloros who pity us for supposedly getting the short end of the stick #we are not a tragedy

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first! #my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped! #no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different. #to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life! #but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!! #my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘 #i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful. #and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

[enders-redemption]

rdr fan culture is playing the game, looking at so many posts, and reading so much fanfiction that arthur’s dialect unironically starts slipping into your every day vernacular

#girl help #said ‘we was’ COMPLETELY on accident today. #i…. am cringe. but i am free #why don’t people say feller anymore. it’s such a perfect word #like sometimes that just ain’t a guy or a dude or a bro #that there’s a feller #same with the term ‘sweet on’ #it’s so cute why did people stop using that??? it’s so much better than ‘crush’ #he’s sweet on him vs he has a crush on him. one is obv superior i mean cmon #rdr2 #shouting into the void #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #i live in a part of the us where yall and ain’t are common terms at least

[hajihiko]

something is breathing under the bed

#Ibuki mioda #Mikan Tsumiki #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Implied junk #Superior hearing isnt always a blast! #An art #I wanted this to be a comic but I couldn't figure out how to make it more than 2 panels and one would be padding #So here you go just the concept

[frownyalfred]

hello. I’m going to say it because apparently a lot of DC creators on TikTok won’t.

You’re a valid fan even if you don’t read the comics. 100%.

And you don’t owe anyone an explanation on what you choose and don’t choose to read from canon/fanon.

#that’s the sound of me grinding my teeth if you can’t tell #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #tiktok #I will die on this hill #fans deserve to enjoy canon and fanon #no one is superior #they’re different #also DC canon is so ducked and unwelcoming to new readers so take a chill pill #if you think getting into comics makes you a better dc fan you’re wrong #it’s not better or worse #it’s just different perspectives #and everyone deserves to belong in this fandom!!!!

[kagoutiss]

does anyone. share my vision

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #‘youve made us very proud!’ ok so you guys are in crazy old man love i see how it is. i understand #can an old man farmer ghost and an immortal(?) old man capitalist freak fall in love. Apparently #theyre so funny sorry. also i just think it’s very cute how Qi seems to perceive himself as being superior to everyone else in existence #with one exception. which is apparently your grandpa. who is front and center in this cutscene instead of Qi #who for once seems content to stand at someone’s side. instead of them both standing equally in center screen #or viewing him as just another limitation to surpass #idk im for sure reading way too into it but. ​the farmer’s grandpa seems to be very special to him lol;;

[hawkeyeslaughter]

if there was one thing henry blake could do it was eat people UP with those one liners if he was annoyed enough

#‘ frank .. failure to salute a superior officer ‘ CLEARED and i think about it so often #‘ private o’reilly ‘ #‘ corporal sir ‘ #‘ nothing last forever radar ‘ #OKAY HENRY #another noteworthy one is #‘ i gotta tell ya frank .. i’ve gone to sleep with happier thoughts ‘ #LIKE LMAOOOO #‘ and i’ve got DIMPLES on my BUTT ‘ #like why is he certified in clapping back #i would argue that hawkeye and henry have very similar wit .. we just don’t really see it whenever they’re in a scene together #bc henry is either really easygoing around hawktrap or yelling at them LDMOA #henry blake i love you #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblr #mash 4077 #henry blake #colonel blake #lgbt #lgbtq

[modmad]

.... yeah okay I admit it the live action One Piece is VERY fun. IT'S GOOD? it's good I'm very happy I was wrong but good Lord did I have every reason to be worried look at Avatar I mean anyway. hurray!!! XD

ALSO CAN WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE BOATS??? DAMN.

#they got the Spirit #One Piece #yeah! yeah. #animation and manga will forever be the most superior format BUT #they look like they loved this the whole time they were making it #the choreography the casting the effects #yep I'll say it I was doubting this strongly bc I been burned so many times #but One Piece just keeps winning huh!

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Podium - Fernando Alonso

#HE IS SO RADIANT ON THIS PODIUM I LOVUUUU HIMMMMMMMM #once all the pics get released on all the websites i think ill have mental breakdown pt 2 #my roman empire is hoping someone took a pic of him holding the hat in his mouth #real ones will know about my weird obsession with confetti....fufilled today #im so annoyed they cut away when he did his jumpy mario thing #he does it every single time they should know this!! #so thank you to aston's insta for the clips #not my best quality gifs which is annoying but uhhhh i am under duress from myself LMAO #i need to make a brazil 2023 moodboard just from my deranged liveblogs cause my god #see you in Vegas!!! what a way to end a triple header wow. it really made the suffering in cota and mexico worth it #now old man better keep up this performance istg #but like seriously i could wax poetic about his defneding and overtaking in this race #it was actually unbelievable the level of skill he has #to defend against the superior rb19 for like 30~ laps and then to be able to overtake it with his much slower car??? chills. #has anyone gifed his overtake bcs my god i fell down #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 brazilian gp #we do a little bit of f1

[lu-sn]

Rank the VegasPete kisses 😈

suz i stg this ask is gonna get me super mega cancelled. when you find my mangled body in a decrepit alleyway tell my family i loved them

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6. i love you, pete.

listen, no okay, LISTEN, put down your pitchforks, this is an s-tier kiss okay, i know!!!!! I KNOW BUT EVERY VEGASPETE KISS IS INSANE!!!! SOMETHING HAS TO BE AT THE BOTTOM

i did and still do think it's a lil cray cray of vegas to say he's in love with pete like ten days after dicking him down, but the blood-streaked mouths and vegas's devastated face as he pushes pete away afterwards sure do make up for it

5. you must suffer until i'm satisfied

the thing that gets me about this one is the total lack of artifice on vegas's part. despite every touch of his before this having been part of a long, cruel, twisted performance, this one is so gentle. so unassuming. a gift, more than anything else.

the conversation after is critical to their relationship, and i'm not sure pete would have wanted to open himself up like that without this kiss as proof of vegas's... sincerity? vegas isn't playing a game anymore — and pete can finally stop playing too.

4. psycho

head in hands!!! i can't believe this isn't in the top 3 someone send me to jail rn

i don't need to talk about this yall Know. third eye opened brain chemistry rewired brainrot permanently acquired "you like me like this" "i know exactly what i want" the way their hands paw at each other the way vegas smiles the way pete's KNEES GO WEAK I'M FOREVER SCREAMING

3. you're the most important person in my life

ugly sobbing in the gutter they trust each other they cherish each other they're going to work so hard to stay together they're coming together as EQUALS in the LIGHT AFTER THE STORM I'M—

it's the way they cradle each other's faces in their hands, okay. it's the unbearable tenderness, and it's the promises they're making to each other!!! that shit just gets me real bad 😭

2. (we only kiss people we like)

their entire sex scene is characterized by an unexpected, intense tenderness, and this last kiss is really the nail in the coffin for me. the way pete is leaning up into this, chasing vegas's mouth — the way vegas is so unbelievably soft as he presses himself into pete — the space they've carved out together in the darkness for this moment of startling intimacy — something has changed here, in both of them. and it's going to be their undoing.

1. i need you, pete.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I WILL DIE ON MY LITTLE HILL THIS IS THE BEST KISS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. SCREENSHOTS DO NOT DO IT JUSTICE. vegas is TREMBLING into this kiss he is TERRIFIED he's made an awful awful mistake and he's about to lose the best thing he's ever had he is CLINGING TO PETE trying to press all of his monstrous love into pete's skin i'm so sorry i didn't mean it i need you i will worship you look at how gentle i can be with you? look at how desperately i want to cherish you please please pete don't leave me MY GOD I AM CHEWING ON THE WALLS IT HURTS SO GOOD

and pete is so vulnerable to this kind of touch. he's shaking too, he's gasping and sobbing and almost can't believe what he's about to do in return. pete intends for this to be their last kiss — and vegas has no idea.

#i'm feeling so insane about them rn #that's just the vegaspete effect #obligatory THAT'S MY OPINION disclaimer obv all of these are top notch superior #oh but i am right about the last one tho. like objectively correct #hehe thank u for the ask suz 💜 #kinnporsche #vegaspete #pete saengtham #vegas theerapanyakul #mine: asks #rainy day asks

[obisamya]

4-5-1 Season 3, Episode 3 TED LASSO (2020-2023)

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tledit #shandy fine #ambreen razia #zava #maximilian osinski #gifs. #has it been long enough that we can acknowledge what they did to shandy was fucked and she was actually very fun and had potential? #it's like. the downside to colourblind casting where they think 'oh we're casting a woc yay diversity!' but then they dont change anything #about the role to fit the fact that the character is now a character of colour #so then you accidentally get shit like this. where they were trying for something funny with her storyline/how she got fired #but instead they've unintentionally made her an unfunny caricature that all her rich white lady superiors think is incompetent #treating the One woc we had for this season this way is just so nasty #but anyway on a lighter note. i love how unhinged shandy's convos are. this one and the one she has w roy. just love the energy she has

[boydykedevo]

just curious if there's a consensus here so:

Specifically THEME music, this isn't about the rest of the soundtrack (or the rest of the campaign for that matter). I’m excluding Balance both so as not to bias the results, and cuz the theme’s not original music.

Linky links under the cut in case anyone needs a refresher (listen to all of them before voting if you can!) Also feel free to listen to them all and vote even if ur not in the fandom! ^^

Commitment

Amnesty

Dust

Graduation

Ethersea

Steeplechase

#once again if i missed a campaign that has its own original theme let me know so i can delete my account in shame #taz #the adventure zone #taz commitment #taz dust #taz graduation #taz ethersea #taz steeplechase #icarus is talking #personal answer is as much as the amnesty and ethersea themes are just AMAZING. and the grad one has made me cry lmao #I have to admit steeplechase superior!

[shepherds-of-haven]

Trouble should get a hat. Reason: the idea of Trouble touching the brim of his hat and saying "ma'am" is hot and seems like peak Trouble behavior

Honestly, hard agree. I also think he's the only one who could pull something like that off (other than Red) without sounding sarcastic glfdjgdgdf

#Chase calling anyone 'ma'am' just gets him suspicious squints #Blade doesn't uh really defer to anyone in that way LMAO he salutes to his military superiors #but even when he was younger he could be a bit shirty about it #and now he doesn't answer to anybody so he just kind of turns around and walks away when the conversation is done #the most you get is a nod of acknowledgement before he leaves LMAO #i guess Halek could pull it off too but only if he could be arsed to be polite #Riel calls no one 'ma'am' it's 'madam' and it's always either polite or scathing - there is no in-between #and like I said Red could pull it off but he'd never put a hat over that carefully-styled hair 😭 #Shepherds of Haven #Trouble #Trouble Alder

[retvenkos]

every movie i watched in 2022  ⇢  twilight (2008) dir. catherine hardwicke

“about three things i was absolutely positive. first, edward was a vampire. second, there was a part of him — and i didn’t know how dominant that part may be — that thirsted for my blood. and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”

#mw2022 #twilight #twilightedit #filmedit #movieedit #twilightsagaedit #the twilight saga #filmgifs #palegifsource #paleresource #rpattinsonedit #i finally did it #and not only twilight but the EXTENDED EDITION TOO #(it was unintentional actually amazon just chose that one for me) #what can i say other than ......effervescent #asdfghjklkjhgfdfghjkjhg okay but also the casting in my mind is truly superior for all of the cullens. #emmett honey i'm so sorry about what they did to you you are so much more attractive in my mind #but also jacob's friend?? the one in the middle in that gif in the bottommost left hand corner? #if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night #also i have the MOST vague memories of having watched the first and second movies in like 2010 but the plot??? wasn't expecting her. #all i really remember was thinking bella was the MOST dumb for choosing edward over mr. jacob black and the baseball scene #(oh also the introduction scene for the cullens but i forgot how genuinely funny #miss anna kendrick was in that monologue love her for that) #listen listen listen..... i was eight. i am allowed to be head empty and iconic in remembering ONLY taylor lautner #i had priorities!!!!!!! i also think recognizing that he was shark boy at the tender age of 8 instilled in me the feral desire #to go 'i know that actor from somewhere!!!!' and spend 40% of the movie trying to determine where i know the actor from #even though google is RIGHT THERE

[cerise-on-top]

Fasching with König

Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!

Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?

First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.

He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.

He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.

Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.

Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I was so unhappy when I had to go through town today and there was no way through so I had to go around town to get home #I was so incredibly pissed about that #but hey my father made Gulasch today! and he put a blueberry quark strudel in the oven! it was so creamy and good! #so food wise today was amazing for me! #I even wore some cat ears at wok. the other apprentice and me were the only ones who “dressed up” today which was a shame #even though he only wore devil horns and that's it so nothing big either #but there are people who dress up entirely! but you barely see couple's costumes here. I saw none today in all honesty #I saw a lot of ladybugs though! a few bees! piglets! sunflowers! #it's a colorful festival! but a lot of people drink on this day so not a lot of them will be at work tomorrow! good #the only reason König would love this holiday would be because of the beer #you guys don't understand just how much alcohol Austrians drink we're far far above the EU average #the state I live in is far above the Austrian average as well my father told me today #so yeah we drink lots and lots of alcohol. beer for the most part but Spritzer is also really popular. Spritzer is superior though #beer is just disgusting and gross. I've tried it once and it was so bitter. but this is coming from someone who likes Jägermeister haha #I didn't get a Krapfen today though which is so incredibly sad :( Maybe some other time but it won't be a Faschingskrapfen :(

[lassolo]

Inside me are two werewolves (Remus lupin’s): one is Casanova of gryffindor tower, bagged Sirius without even trying, total cool guy, anarchist and punk who still loves his friends. The other is a loser, just a big old loser who hates people and made all of his friends completely by accident, he doesn’t really talk to people and he’s too depressed to be angry, him and Sirius got together years ago but he still doesn’t understand why cause he’s a little ugly and off putting.

MY HEART LOVES THEM BOTH. NEED REMUS LUPIN IN ALL HIS FORMS SEND TWEET

#marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders era #fandom #jegulus #jily #sirius black #just if u were wondering which Remus lupin is the superior form #or were wondering what characterization is best #the answer is all of them #I love him like no one else #also write him however u like him so that I can read other versions of him and fall in love with them too