wait wait wait (s/o to @thedroneranger for giving me this inspo)
you’re either a
bradshaw baddie
or a
seresin slut
can’t be both. you must choose
but y’all can’t guess what i am
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wait who do I share a type with
Lucas have you genuinely not been reading my blog
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Got asked by someone not to murder them. Gonna have to say, that’s a first.
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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"Yeah, but I don't think he's gonna transition"
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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average friend group of ppl in their mid to late 20s consists of someone who just got married and bought a house, someone’s who’s already a divorcee with a kid, and someone who still hasn’t recovered from that one thing that happened when they were 12
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I meant to draw this back when I did this other doll comic as another side, to show a doll that had been cared for instead of abused, but somehow I wasn't able to finish it till like 10 minutes ago, anyway I did it *confetti*
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i haven’t been able to get this out of my head i’m sorry ejshsjsj
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Me: I should write something
me : … or I could spent 78 hours straight making a miniature library with a working LED chandelier
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