#omg it’s crazy how incompatible i think we are like this guy & are polar opposites

[alyjojo]

The signs, to me:

Aries: The only, onlyyy sign they can get on my mfn nerves and it’s cool by tomorrow. I mean there was one that is possibly Satan himself, and Venus Aries nope I’m good, but besides that...9/10 it’s good. We can debate and still be friends, maybe even learn a thing, and mutually respect the others differences without it getting in the way of genuine friendship. Respect exists with Aries, big time, and I admire that. They’re also usually smart as hell, not time wasters or beat around the bush types...I admire that too.

Taurus: 9/10 love. It’s not me putting up with them so much as vice versa. Most I adore, those ones usually have a lot of Gemini somewhere bc otherwise they’re like “you crazy” and go...farm or something 😆 Still like em though, what’s not to? If they can get past my own crazy, and with men...their views which are often far too ugh...and the women sometimes stop when they can’t use me for something...rude...but when those things don’t play a role, there’s really no sign I have more in common with. Love em. Sun moon rising Venus mars idc. Mercury is a bit rough but mine is incompatible and I have to bend but it’s doable.

Gemini: I love Gemini, from a distance. Gemini is all about Gemini and their whole lives revolve around this fact. They’re giving...to get. They’re nice...for a reason. They’re smart and silly...with a plan. I’m not really about that. I love talking to them, they’re a breath of intellectual fresh air, they cheer me up and make my day often, just being themselves. Prefer women, because there’s less to suspect from them.

Cancer: 🙄, if that alone covered it...I just don’t care about what they care about. Like at all. Men I can get along with, casually or at work, women forget it. They’re manipulative and guilt trippy and I’m like a shield against that crap, it makes me not like them asap. I’m so blunt and save the game...they feel I’m insensitive because of it, I’m like try that shit elsewhere crazy. Aqua x cancer, just no. Now I’ve had many friends with Cancer moon...always turned out to be scheming little backstabbers. Just me? Maybe. I’m good tho 💯

My brother has cancer rising and he looks like a big cuddle bear & it makes him very sweet, especially with his family, I love the rising 💙

Leo: Love or hate, there is no middle. Depending greatly on their other signs, it’s like looking in a mirror (sister sign). Some are so full of shit I can’t stand it. The bossy thing, no. The demanding thing, no. The omg I need attention thing, hell no, gross 😆 Or I have 50 million friends ok but none of them actually know me and it’s all fake but it counts. No. When I find one I like I love them tho. Always the polar opposite in every way (makes sense), but as long as they see it and don’t mind, I don’t either and we take turns picking stuff lol. Usually women.

Virgo: 🤨...that could cover it. Whine whine whineee, have some cheese with the whine. Probably lactose intolerant. Probably have 50 bazillion “problems” they love to talk about. Probably 8/10 is in their head too. No sign I like working with better...at work. They’re dependable and good people. Prefer men. They make me feel secure, which I like, also probably the most boring sign out there, to me anyway. I’ve never hated one though, they’re not hate-able, I will and do tease the crap out of them. I seem to have a deep soft heart for older Virgo women...they are grandma. Any and all of them, 60ish and up, they have my heart, and usually love me too. They know what’s important, and they’re usually incredibly talented with words...listen up.

Libra: I guess I like them most, but I also see clear through their bullshit. They’re fake 8/10, it drives me insane, but when you get them up close & personal and they open up...I really really like them. Their stories, their more bubbly happy kind of personality, I like that they like people (bc I hate people 😆). When they pull their crap on me though it’s go time. Get real or fuckoff...they usually like that about me 💯

Scorpio: Ah my lifelong struggle right here. I respect them usually, but if anyone beats me in the wow you’re too fn mean department...winner winner. Mercury and it’s war time. Aquarius seems to be one of the only signs that will be like stfu and have a seat to them. Aries is the other. In this whole world, whether Venus or Sun or Moon or Mars even...not really rising that’s for show...there is no other sign that can be as genuine, deep, meaningful, real. Real is key, and they are. So you take the good with the fn mean 🤷‍♀️ I love the moon, it’s my favorite moon (opposite moon) ❤️

Sagittarius: Men, great. I’m never attracted to these (sun) guys 😆 They are the one sign that are completely platonic with me and I love it. They’re annoying as hell and they know and I’m used to the shenanigans. It’s my brother, and really I treat them all like family. Women are a bit catty and blunt but...so am I. My understanding with Sag runs deeper than most signs, I hear what they’re trying to say even when they sound unclear, and they’re the same with me. Most I’ve met are great ❤️ Moon tends to drive me crazy because they’re so convinced their “truth” is the only 🙄 Mars gets annoyed by the same things, bonding! Mercury is hilarious I love it. And Venus I love, but the joking bs is too much. It’s just not funny. Sad things aren’t funny, mean things too...like wtf. The song boys are so UGH, probably Sag Venus 😆

Capricorn: Sign I get along with most. Idk why, we are night and day. Maybe that’s why. I am the sun and they are the moon, or we switch, I don’t give a fk about people or what they think and OH DO they wow too much, but inside we are the same. We walk very similar paths. They (usually, moon dependent) place a lot of importance on work, and I place a lot of importance on home, and there lies our biggest difference. The minute they get condescending, I have to remind them just how much I won’t put up with the bs (not today bitch). Any placement. Every Cap placement is more difficult than the Sun imo. Venus speaks a separate language that is not verbal or emotionally clear 😓 But...9/10, my favorite sign.

Aquarius: Preachy af. With whatever is their thing. They know this, they’re hoping whoever they’re talking to is as passionate about whatever the topic is, as they are. If not they’ll just shut down. They say Aquarius is the most rare sun sign, and they’re a rare breed. If you are into the things they’re into, you’re golden. If they think you’re funny, same. They are distant & somewhat cold, detached and not available. Because when they finally are, it’s deep, and it’s forever. But...they can cut you off easily, it’s something they’ve grown accustomed to having to do. They mourn privately, and there’s a whole separate world going on inside of their heads. If you’re lucky enough to get inside of that, you’ve already got them. They like direct people. 7/10 bc my Taurus moon gets annoyed af with them and my own damn self regularly. Very tolerant & forgiving of differences (usually), that’s what everyone wants. Love Aquarius in every place it goes...Mars idk tho. Mars is weird and contrary, not that easy to get along with (do they even get along with themselves?)

Pisces: Love. Usually. Women more. Either way, if they’re full of Aries forget it. The intense Pisces formula with too much Aries makes an actual aggressive psycho imo, I’ve known a few, and I’m like swiftly PASS...or I’ll knock em dead 😆 Same goes for Aries with moon Pisces imo. That’s real crazy. Pisces full of Aqua are like soulmates, I adore them. Pisces full of Pisces are kinda depressing and often need me to be happy happy joy joy for them to feed off of...which is draining tbh...but they’re worth it. They are silly and childlike, genuine (love this), full of fun facts, great conversationalists and super fun to be around. 7/10 for draining factor (I need breaks). Moon & Venus I love ❤️

#aquarius taurus moon #some sag some pisces #i get along with some #way more than others #just facts of life #we all do 🙏 #hubby is similar #replace taurus with cap #him and gemini pisces cancer are hell no #gemini bc sag moon he is just so bothered #several instances lolol especially work #they do bday reminders for everyone #so after years of bitching id be like lol when is their bday 😆 #always gem/can and occasionally pisces #him and capricorn are like me and capricorn #idk if its us or all aquarius lol #my sag is his scorpio 💯 #otherwise its same same really #we make it bc we are so alike #but very different in important ways too... #and those are the things that 😠 #ive known so many people...i always ask i always study but i always wait till bonds exist so as not to allow superficial influence to rule