broke out my pens for cleaning today
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I think Twitter is going to be full of posts like this today...
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Heute hat mir mein Arbeitskollege von seiner Oma erzählt 🥹
Er erzählte mir, dass sie immer ihr Obst und Gemüse selbst angebaut hat und das ganze Jahr ständig am Einkochen und Verarbeiten war. Aber sie war dafür nie einkaufen und im Winter war er immer ganz überrascht, wie sie die Kartoffeln und Äpfel gelagert hat, sodass sie lange haltbar blieben 🥰🥰
Ich war ganz hin und weg!! Die Frau hätte ich so gerne mal getroffen!!
Ja... in einer heilen Welt, meiner Phantasiewelt, würde ich nicht arbeiten! Ich würde einen Acker bestellen mit allem möglichen Gemüse darauf und würde genügend Zeit finden, um Soßen, Pestos, Suppen und co. herzustellen!
Ich hätte die Zeit, die Natur zwischen meinen Fingern zu spüren und jeder kleinsten Krankheit nachzugehen, die Pflanzen entwickeln könnten. Wie, wenn sie meine Kinder wären. 💓💓
In meiner Phantasiewelt ist tauschen das oberste Gebot und Geld verliert seinen Stellenwert. Einer hat Hühner, der andere Kühe und ich eben Gemüse und Obst. Jemand kann mauern und der nächste kann nähen. Und ich hätte immernoch mein Obst und Gemüse...
Aber ja, in dieser Welt lebe ich nun mal nicht.
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Berliner Brot German Christmas Cookie
Berliner Brot, a traditional German bar cookie with hazelnuts and chocolate, are only consumed around Christmas and Advent.
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Berliner Brot German Christmas Cookie Recipe
Berliner Brot is a classic German bar cookie with hazelnuts and chocolate, that is only eaten during advent and Christmas. 1 teaspoon baking powder, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 2 large eggs, 1.25 cups sugar, 1 medium lemon juiced, 1 1/3 cups ground hazelnuts, 1 cup powdered sugar, 11/2 tablespoons unsalted butter at room temperature, 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, 2.33 cups all-purpose flour, 1 pinch ground cloves
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omashu?.. you mean..
the city founded in honor of star crossed lovers, whose villages were enemies?..
who wore red and blue clothing?..
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the bait is baiting but i am no better than a fish
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a continuation from this post. ;3
baker-könig who puts his cum your food... 🍰🍪🧁
cw: perv!könig, loser!könig. MDNI 18+ 🔞
baker-könig adores your reaction to his baked goods. the sweetness and the tanginess of the tarts he provides and bakes for you, his girthy, hot cock throbbing in the tight confines of his boxer briefs when you comment on the touch of saltiness.
he spends hours in the kitchen, sweat dripping from his forehead and the smell of the warm, sugary desserts catching your attention. what you don't know is that könig has jerked off into the bowl, mixing his bitter and salty arousal into the batter. he's so eager to hear your comments and compliments, getting off later in private to your words playing back in his head.
each stroke leaves könig breathless, his calloused fingers wrapped around his meaty shaft, gripping his large, hung cock firmly. there is flour and sugar all over the countertops, and ingredients are scattered around the kitchen. fat globs of his hot, thick release are spurted from the head of his lengthy dick and into the mixing bowl, his breath laborious and heavy.
he watches as you take a bite of the freshly baked, delicious cupcake, giggling at the perfect taste. you smile at him, telling him it's the best batch you've ever tasted. fuck, your compliments leave könig sexually frustrated, grinning perversely, and eyeing you up as you enjoy multiple of the cupcakes.
only when you suck him off for the first time do you recognise the familiar saltiness in his thick cum...
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