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strawberrymilkyumyum · 2 months
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guys im back on my zutara bullshit again... not that i ever really was off it, but now i'm about to be annoying about it again
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i should probably get a normal hobby instead of squealing over fictional gay ppl, but i don’t think i will
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stalebagels · 1 month
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Strike Force Reductress Headlines
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min-kit · 12 days
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lol yeah Tommy is absolutely sticking around by the sounds of this. sorry to all those Tommy-antis out there :)
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imtiredthatsalligot · 2 years
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The thing that makes the Titans the Titans is that they would fistfight all of the other Titan’s parents in a Denny’s parking lot without hesitation. They are literally frothing at the mouth at the thought.
Is this something the Justice League can say? No I didn’t think so.
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adhdslugcrimes · 1 year
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Wally: well, I'm going home now since we're done.
Clark: oh! I'll go with, I need to pick up something in Central.
Wally: oh, uh,,, I don't live in Central.
Clark: well Keystone is close by, no worries there.
Wally: I don't live there either.
Bruce, confused: Springfield?
Diana: St. Louis?
Wally: I'm not in Missouri anymore, I moved a few months back.
Hal: then where are you living at, boy?
Wally, fidgeting: Gotham.
Bruce: what the hell are you living in my city!?
Wally: the rent is cheaper!
Bruce: I said no metes in my city!
Wally: I'm not saving anyone, I'm actually just trying to live after losing my job!
Clark: you lost your job?
Wally: yeah, I did because Barry just retired without telling me before hand and I was already working with the Titans, helping Dick when he needs me to which has been a lot as of recent, working here now, rebranding to the Flash, babysitting new heros and my cousins, helping Linda with her stories, keeping keystone to central safe, and babysitting Lian I never got back to work so I moved since Gotham is so cheap I haven't been stealing teammates lunches anymore and I got a job at batburgers... You could say I'm the fastest man going into debt! *Laughs* apparently not showing up does not spark joy for my boss.
Diana: sweetheart...
Hal: why didn't you ask someone for help?
Wally: I helped myself, granted I haven't seen my bed more than like three hours if I'm lucky but cheap rent for a flat, a discount for batburgers food, and it's more walkable city just dodge the people who want my kidneys and I'm good. It's a fun city.
Bruce: ... Are you okay kid? Does Dick know about this?
Wally: no and I don't plan on telling him, he has enough on his plate. It's not bad though, I've only been stabbed once.
Hal: I'm —
Oliver: how are you so cheerful about this?
Wally: because if I don't lie to myself I'm going to cry and that would take up too much time, but Roy still looking for a replacement babysitter for Lian so I'll have a few more hours to put in either sleeping or flipping patties.
Bruce: no, I'll cover your rent and food for this month we're having a meeting and fixing this.
Wally: why?
Bruce: this ain't right, kid.
Wally: true, but my parents always said I'd be good for nothing flipping burgers for a living, but I'm a important hero that flips burgers for a living.
Bruce: stop joking, this is serious.
Wally: whatever man, can I leave?
Bruce: yes, we're taking the batmobile tho.
Wally: no, I know what that means sir and I'm not your child to lecture.
Bruce: I'll tell Dick.
Wally: in the car I go, see you guys tomorrow!
Bruce, rubbing his temples: Hal make sure you tell Barry what's going on, I'm having a headache.
Hal: planned on it, drive safe.
Bruce: yeah, yeah.
Diana: to think he's Keeping this from Dick, his own boyfriend...
Clark: yeah, must've been hard on him... Dick is going to be so hurt
Bruce: no, no, that demon is going to threaten me for Making Wally take his uncle places. The headache that's going to bring! Ugh! *Leaves*
Wally was not lectured about this situation because Bruce has a soft spot for the little shit and let him sleep,,, Dick was very pissed at Bruce.
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doki-doki-imagines · 1 year
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You never show your face to him during intimate moments.
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Bachira Meguru:
-No way he is okay with this, he needs to see your eyes to understand what is going on.
-They are also the first trait that pulled him to you, so covering them ruins all the fun.
-“Ohi, what’s wrong?”
-There is no way Bachira will let this topic go, he’ll cage you under him and he’ll stare until you break.
-Bachira can be pretty intimidating when he wants.
-So you break, you tell him you don’t want to see his disgusted face when he’ll look at your body, how you are scared shitless of your low appeal, and…damn you can’t talk anymore between sobs.
-Bachira treats you with the delicacy that only someone in love could have. He is still caging you under him, but his expression is much softer like his embrace.
-“You can be so dumb at times. Don’t know how those thoughts got into that silly head of yours, but I’ll make sure to push them all away”
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Rin Itoshi: -Why do you always hide your face, why do you always turn the other way around, why, why, why
-So Rin thinks he is the problem, you don’t want to look at him because you are disgusted by him, maybe you prefer to think of someone else…
- As often happen Rin's green monster crawls under his skin, ready to vomit venom on you at the first sign of hiding.
-But this time, when you cover your eyes for the nth time Rin notices something new; are your lips trembling? Are you gonna cry? Is he so disgusting?
-So with his usual gentlemanly ways, he grips your wrist to push your arms out of the way and whispers “What the hell is wrong with you”
-The atmosphere is so tense you think it is gonna kill you soon if you don’t spill your insecurity and that’s what you do, chest heavy, but trying to maintain at least a bit of dignity
-“Never heard such dumb shit ever in my life”
-If the situation wasn’t so dramatic, you have kneed his kidney.
-So you think to be the problem…this change the entire situation! He doesn’t know how to deal with this situation anyway, but he feels relieved!
-A little less relieved when he looks at your face, eyes watery and ugly pout.
-Rin for sure doesn��t know how to express himself with words, so he’ll do it physically. Will it take more time? Probably, but it is the easiest way for him while trying to make you understand how pure shit those intrusive thoughts are.
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Oliver Aiku:
-With a guy like Oliver the issue came out way sooner than with the others guys.
-And for you, the issue got even worse since it was way easier to imagine him going with someone else if you aren’t good enough.
-With someone else, Oliver wouldn’t have given two fucks in all honesty.
-But he is serious about you?? So he at least wants to try, he doesn’t want to give up so easily.
-It was during a normal indoor date that Oliver asked you about this.
-You were watching a film together, your head lying on his chest, his arm around your waist, so it was easy to stop your probable runaway.
-And he was so good at making you relax. It’s not like it was easy to talk about the topic, but at least Oliver put you at ease.
-But his ass is burnt. Do you trust him so little? Damn it hurts. He jokes about it with you, laughs even, but the pain is real.
-Oliver will try anything in his capabilities to make you understand that more often than not brains can come out with fucked up shit that aren’t true.
-But now you also have to demonstrate you trust him; it still stings you know?
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leosxrealm · 3 months
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arthur-ollie version <3
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qrwinn · 14 days
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hail to THE bucktommy truther guys it's coming home
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strawberrymilkyumyum · 9 months
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the guy im dating told me he wants to see my tumblr.... sir i run a zutara blog where i post dumb shit about two characters who dont exist from a show i havent sat down and watched for years. you are not getting my username
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tbcanary · 1 year
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2023 reading list: Green Arrow: Quiver (2001)
"You look like you've seen a ghost."
(ID below the cut.)
[ID: Six edited panels from Green Arrow, four of which are animated.
1: A silhouette of Oliver Queen in dark green. He's pulling back a bow string with an arrow ready to fire. Behind him are the gates of Heaven, formed out of geometric panels of pastel light against black brick.
2: A disheveled Oliver with long, unruly hair. He's got an arrow tied to an empty beer can notched in a makeshift bow. His body is wrapped in bandages, but he still wears his trademark hat and a green cape. Flashing text behind him reads: "Your government in action! Your tax dollars at work!"
3: Mia Dearden and Oliver Queen are silhouetted under a streetlamp. They stand in front of a green background with grey diagonal lines. Animated speech bubbles pop up over each of them. Oliver asks, "Me? You mean Green Arrow." Mia responds, "Give it up already, jeez. Oh, and I'm gonna need a place to crash."
4: Oliver, with short hair and a blue outfit, pulls an arrow from a bullseye. He starts as faded and black and white, but slowly returns to full color. The background is a copy of the Daily Planet that reads, "A Hero Falls," with a photo of him in the Green Arrow costume and a photo of an explosion.
5: Hal Jordan, appearing as a god with gray-blue skin, holds a small Oliver in his hands. They are surrounded by stars, which flicker in and out of focus. Two planets hovering at the edge of the frame move up and down.
6: Oliver, dressed as Green Arrow but without a hood, hat or face mask, viewed head-on. He's got a bow in one hand and a boxing glove arrow in the other. Text bubbles read, "Oh dear lord... We meet again." The background is an ombre from dark to light green, with grey lines moving diagonally across.
/End ID]
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stalebagels · 4 months
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mango-season · 1 year
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Ada Limón, "The Problem With Travel", from Bright Dead Things
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super-nova5045 · 4 months
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snowjanus saltburn au HEAR ME OUT
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ninjakittycomics · 6 months
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Absolutely felt for Ariadne Oliver in last night's Poirot episode.
A character was trying to make a play of her book, and he kept saying things like "I need him to ski" and she's all, "HE DOESN'T SKI, HE'S 60!"
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(collaborating with folks who know, understand, or respect your characters, makes for a big ol difference in life <3 )
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lovecolibri · 2 days
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I feel like oliver is doing this to lead us on bc they won't do buddie anymore bc they replaced it with a cheap version and Ryan doesn't want to be gay on TV and what the fuck am I supposed to do with this info???? How do we take revenge on fox
Okay. Here's the thing. I don't have ANY room for negatively because I'm too busy celebrating being fucking RIGHT. And so normally I would ignore this or try to placate but the thing we are NOT going to do, is put words in Ryan's, namer of the Buddie ship, mouth. I believe he's already played a gay character before in a movie or something? And with Oliver out here flat out saying FOX shut down a storyline "a couple years ago" which is around the shooting that was filmed in Lovers Framing and so romantically coded?? Yeah, I refuse to let people spread misinformation and try and lay this at Ryan's feet when we all Been Knew it was a FOX call.
Also, they literally set Tommy up just like every other LI Buck has had! He falls into something unexpectedly, he makes a mistake off the bat, ye doubles down because his childhood trauma kicks in and he panics about being left. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Tommy is sweet, and might be here for a few more episodes, and might even stick around in some capacity if the audience likes him (Josh as a character eternally looking for love would be an easy way for the show to keep Lou on and accessible if needed), but there is NO WAY Oliver "I'm always careful what I say because I know people will read into it and I don't want to be accused of baiting" is just stringing people along.
I'm absolutely not saying you need to fully board the clown car, I totally get needing to manage your expectations for your own mental health and wellbeing. But in managing your expectations, don't go so far that you suck ALL the joy out of the information out there by catastrophizing worst-case scenarios in order to feel miserable instead of excited. You gotta find some middle ground in there.
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