#old enough to be 'older men'

[mxltifxnd0m]

[photo is not mine, credit to the person who posted it on pinterest]

i don’t think we talk about how BEAUTIFUL this man’s side profile is 😫

LIKE LOOK AT HIM! HES SO PRETTY

he’s built like a roman god i swear

also i don’t think we talk enough about this picture

the hair, the shirt, the side profile! just everything about him is so beautiful i can’t anymore 😭

#daisy rambles #don’t mind me just thirsting over a older man #a man old enough to be my father at that #it’s nothing new #daisy is thirsting after older men #pedro pascal #the mandalorian #the last of us #din djarin #star wars #joel miller #javier peña #narcos #frankie morales #triple frontier #javier pena x reader #din djarin x reader #joel miller x reader

[punkeropercyjackson]

Thinking every character would be into older men is a weird ass assumption to make actually,especially when the characters in question aren't even adults

#fr i'm 22 and men with full head of grey hairs have hit on me and i still wish i'd beat their asses in public instead running away in fear #i don't even have p//edo trauma i just find no appeal in dating men old enough to be my dad(the way this phrase is a romance/p*rn trope.die) #and no i am not saying all age gaps are bad i ship some age gap pairings and one of my selfships is a 40something y/o with a 60something y/o #i just think there's a world of difference between a young adult and someone a few years older and two minors with a 1 or 2 year age diff #and someone who's just starting out being grown and someone with decades of experience or a middle schooler and a college student #this goes quadruple for characters from pg media.you can't call 'curate your experience' when you're invading children's spaces #i assure you that most kids and even adults are MUCH more interested in rizzing up people their age than getting pewpaws and mewmaws #antiproship #age gap cw #percy jackson #antilukercy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #antisladick #antisladejay #antijayslade #roy harper #antijayroy #ra's al-ghul #antijaytim #antitimras #jon kent #antidamijon #antijaysteph #bi #trans #summerposting

[lilbluebastard]

He’s so hot 😭

Like I just want him to hug me and tell me he’s proud of me!

Like kiss me on the forehead! Comfort me, like love me bro 🥺 because like , I love you 😭 💔

(Yes I’m fatherless lol)

AND YOU! GORGEOUS IRISH MAN

I want you to hold my tiny hands! Call me darlin! Say I’m as adorable as a um….idk use your weird western rizz on me! Please 😭😭

Like I wish I got more of you guys on dbd much like Anderson you cure my depression

#help he’s so hot #alexander anderson #hellsing ultimate #anderson simping #why you do this to me #i love this silly feral man #I love him more then life itself #he’s a menace #and i love him #Anderson’s just a scary bastard #and he’s a gorgeous man #caleb quinn #the deathslinger dead by daylight #men old enough to be my dads #old men #hot older men

[thatobiwankenobiplace]

The way Obikin naysayers reject the ship on the basis of Anakin having said Obi-Wan was the closest thing he had to a father - as if that fact ISN’T the fundamental basis for Anakin’s co-mingled longing/attraction for Obi-Wan given his psychological makeup in the first place - is genuinely puzzling to me. 

When Anidala itself is so blatantly the product of Anakin’s Oedipus Complex, why is it so difficult to see that Obikin could so easily spring from the same well of longing?

#it's just more puritanical bullshit tbh #and puritans eschew critical thinking on narrow-minded principle #I mean I was a teenager when the PT came out #and the concept of Obikin when I first learned of the ship made perfectly natural sense to me #firstly Obi-Wan is hot AF and there's only 16 years between them #Obi-Wan's honestly just in that annoyingly attractive middle ground where his added maturity makes him hotter... #...but he's not actually old enough to be your father lol #and he and Anakin basically spent upwards of a decade living in each other's pockets while Anakin was a hormonal teenager #and the number of teenagers that are attracted to people much older than them is in fact extremely common #additionally Anakin never had a father so there's a specific sort of longing in him that could only be satisfied by someone older than him #and I say this being fatherless myself and having frequently experienced attraction to older men specifically *because* they're older lol #and them having ''fatherly'' vibes only added to the attraction rather than detracted from it #my random ramblings #me talking to myself in public about Star Wars #obikin

[an-eldritch-peredhel]

*ignoring the paper thrown at me by Tolkien's ghost as I post this* I think that the elf default of the Choice of the Peredhil is stupid and that Arwen (Elladan and Elrohir too, this post just isn't about them) continues to very slowly age up until she makes her final choice once and for all, so by the events of LotR she looks somewhere between late-20s to early-40s. She's gorgeous and elfly-ethereal and she has laugh lines and grey hairs and her neck hurts when she sleeps on it wrong. In this essay I will-

#my headcanons #arwen #peredhil #elrond also looks around that age (maybe a little older) not because of aging before his choice (he was much younger when he made it) #but because of either shapeshifting or weariness (or both your choice) #ANYWAY THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME AND I HAVE O P I N I O N S #also tolkien implying that elros' kids didn't get the choice is bad imo :/ #i will throw hands with a dead old man and ignore anything i want #i tend to think the Choice does change biological processes to a degree as well as the spiritual stuff so the peredain can get old #but the other option's valid as long as peredhil don't just get treated as elves who can choose to die #and because im not a coward YES i think that a peredhel who didn't make their choice for long enough (10000ish years depending its a While) #would die of old age and have to choose in mandos what happens to their soul (eventual reembodiment or the gift of men) #because im not afraid of my Implications thank you

[maddy-ferguson]

i wish the internet had never learned the term prefrontal cortex because people use it to make 25 the new 18 which is so strange

#like is 17-19 predatory no and it's stupid to say you have to wait until midnight on the younger person's birthday to be in contact with #them even if you're only 366 days apart. and now people are like someone who's 20 can still be taken advantage of which yes obviously but #they're like it's because their brain is not done yet. at 24 you are a baby and at 25 you're a grown woman. but actually not really because #chris evans married someone who's 26 but that's close to 25 so she's not old enough. her brain has only been done for five minutes so it's #actually terrible that they're together. like there's saying that young adults are still vulnerable and...young and then there's pushing #the idea that women are just little girls forever lmao. #and it's just so weird that people use the brain thing so much i can't say why exactly but it rubs me the wrong way #i'm not saying this because i'm only 22 and people who say that would talk about me like i'm 14 because i wouldn't even date anyone who's #significantly older than me or anyone who's like under 20. but yeah😭 #and i'm not even saying that the phenomenon of men always dating younger and women always dating older (even if it's just like 2 years) #and not vice versa isn't worth examining i'm literally a sociology student i'll be the first to say everything's interesting. but like #what's the end goal here #even in more extreme cases when a 25-year-old woman marries someone 40 years her senior i'm always like well i would never do that #but what are you random person on the internet gonna do. #and the thing is there's always potential power dynamics like you would have to be dating yourself to avoid it and even then #and like i say: brf slt

[ember-not-amber]

The first few times I had read “Fairest” I didn’t remember any of the characters’ ages bc they were only mentioned once or twice and the plot distracted me from their ages but I just now found out that Aza is 15, Prince Ijori is 17, King Oscaro is 41, Queen Ivi is 19, and Uju, the guard that Ivi flirts with while King Oscaro is on his death bed, is 43💀

#and omg there’s this one part in the book where it’s mentioned that the king said that Ivi’s mood swings made him feel young again🤢 #and that just reminded me of what I’ve heard about predators which is that they date younger women to feel young or sth #I had to get past this tho bc it clearly takes place in a time where people died young so they got married young #especially younger women to older men #and Ivi (19F) also flirts with Ijori (17M) while the king is sick! Gross! #it was bit sus that Ijori (17M) and Aza (15F) ended up together #but again it was in this sort of time in history and at least they’re both minors whereas Ivi is older than both of them #not sure if I should spell her name the Kyrrian way (Ivy) or the Ayorthian way (Ivi) bc she’s from Kurtis and she was born with her name #spelled with a Y but throughout the whole book her name is spelled Ivi bc she lives in Ayortha now #original post #Uju doesn’t flirt back with Ivi tho which is alright but it makes me think that Ivi has a thing for men in their 40s #fairest #gail carson levine #bookblr #I can’t believe Ivi is the same age as me and she’s married to a guy who is old enough to be her dad

[margoshansons]

Rewatching the Indiana Jones movies and holy shit they are way more racist than I remember

They are like…really bad

#indiana jones #anti indiana Jones #temple of doom and kingdom of crystal skull especially like holy fuck #‘indigenous people weren’t smart enough to come up with farming or irrigation on their own so aliens taught them’ #not the Pristine Myth #fucking hate that shit #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT THAT WAS TEMPLE OF DOOM #stereotyping Hindu culture as one of violence and using fucking voodoo dolls #it makes me sick #using Kali in a way that made them look like savages #honestly fuck Lucas and Spielberg for these movies specifically #I’ve grown uncomfortable with the idea over Indiana Jones as I’ve grown older but these movies really make me hate him #I wanna see my reverse indiana Jones in action #give me a woman who returns artifacts from the British museum to their original cultures and fucks old men #where’s that movie? #also I forgot Shia was in it and holy shit did I get whiplash

[andthebeanstalk]

Shout-out to the galaxy-brained Lupin III artists who draw Zenigata as a man in his 40s with a receding hairline and a hairy dad bod 10/10 THIS is the Zenigata that Lupin wants to fuck!!

Let middle-aged characters look middle-aged and sexy 2023!!!

#original #lupin iii #zooploop #zeniloop #zenigata x lupin #Do YOU wanna reach the age of 45 and realize you're only attracted to people under 30?? idk if folks realize how many of our beauty #standards are based on things associated with being under 30-something #tight skin. full thick head of hair. muscles. stamina. unblemished complexion. - these things are great but #Y'all have to know that part of the human life cycle is... losing all of that! #what are you gonna do? die about it?? #or are you gonna fuck severely into the grave like me and Lupin??? #(or are you uninterested in sex or sex as i describe it and also totally valid?? aroace people are valid.) #lots of people get fat as they get older and everyone will eventually become disabled if they live long enough #if these things make a person unfuckable in your eyes then where will that leave you in a few years time?? #folks who draw zenigata ripped are valid but i am unironically into a soft belly #if he looks like a harried average dad with cute eyes who hasn't slept in two days well then he looks like zenigata to me! #and i specifically am looking for content of zenigata so i want it to look like him! #(tho again there isn't a canonically wrong way to draw him unless you made him like. white.) #anyway what i am saying is 'dulce et decorum est pro old men masturbatori' #(it is sweet and proper to jerk off to old men) #jack! i hear you say. that's a weird context in which to reference a poem about the horrors of world war one! #and to that i say #yeh #stupid hollywood with their stupid tiny narrow idea of what is desirable

[specialgrades]

Hngndhdh as much as i love Geppie my brain is fixating on peepaw Welt he's so fine n for what??? Idk maybe its just cause ive always been into older men,,,, anyways he also has a massive meat hammer. the schlong is schlongin.

older men have me by the balls dude holy shit. maybe it's the daddy issues. and for some reason, the schlong is always schlongin'.

#💌 ; asks. #i ❤️ dilfs #men old enough to be my dad or older than my dad >>>> #call them pierre gasly the way they be tripoding (a joke that is only funny to me) #❤️‍🔥 ; fwends : teyvat-writer.

[lilbluebastard]

Literally me right now!!

With my first old man crushes and my most recent old man crush

The twin pine brothers

And

Insane priest!

And they have a few things In common! Big shoulders! Being old! GLASSES! BEING HANDSOME ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS OLD MEN

#I get so giddy over them #hellsing ultimate #alexander anderson #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #oldermen #older men <3 #men old enough to be my dads #to old ;~; #i’m such a dumbass #I LOVE THE #i need jesus

[impracticalwoman]

Anyone seen the new Taste Buds? Q is almost in complete silver fox territory. He’s wearing a hat but it’s all grey under there 🤤

His eyebrows and the middle of his facial hair are still dark but good lord.

#I normally don’t like men old enough to be my father #actually my dad is older than Q. #he is the same age as my mom tho #anyway stan Q

[cosmicrhetoric]

woh. finally got a good chunk of the way into ponniyin selvan and maybe it's just my translation but theres a little explanation section at the end of every chapter to help with some tamil words....but fr they explain maybe 1 out of every 5 bits that would be ILLEGIBLE to anyone who doesnt have a good handle on specifically south indian hindu myth and tamil nadu history. im doing ok language wise 👍🏾 like its been a few years since i was really in that world but if im struggling idk how non brown ppl would manage. even little things, poetics, word games....kuruvaikoothu scene was interesting though

#there was a line like 'wow youre a chanakya among men' and i was like???? ur just not gonna translate that????? #15 yrs of bharathnatyam were all training for reading this book fr. im literally only relying on what i learned in dance #this is not my actual family's bag #and the language/spelling is an issue theres a looooong passage in the koothu where i didnt know what god they were talking abt #cause i had never heard the name before. and then they mention the name of a slain demon thats similar to one i knew and i was like #OH. oh its him. okay. cool. but it took work #most of the language stuff im ok with though. a lot of the words are old enough that i can muddle thru with sanskrit roots #this is so crazy i cant believe going to a dance school that was so traditional my parents thought she was crazy is finally paying off #i remember going to kalakshetra and being like. yo this is wild why are we learning the same thing in the same way countries apart #i mean those dancers were better of course this was like. their whole life. but curriculum and vibe was exactly the same #like we had to show up hair braided formal dupatta and all. halfways thru she finally started letting us wear leggings under #a salwaar kameez top instead of the cotton pants they come with #learned nattuvangam too. and she didnt let us perform until we had a solid grasp on different talams #like when i got older half of class was sitting and listening to a tape and tapping out what beats fit #but yeah i just wonder if a more international translation exists! this really seems For south indians #but maybe this is why i had barely heard of it until the film came out my parents arent big readers but they should've at least known it #reading: ponniyin selvan

[difeisheng]

alright, ji chen as hei xiazi lives in my head now and he's here to stay

#on episode 29 of sha hai and missing him so much i just want him back 😭 他在哪儿啊 #i do enjoy how the drastically shifted tone of sha hai coming right off of ultimate note affects the characters #and im in love with how hei xiazi is written and portrayed here #he's physically older. he's a little bitchier and more jaded and serious #but he's sharper. he feels more dangerous #and yet he always feels just close enough to smiling like it's something he does often #and when he Does. the smile lines extend beyond the lenses #i am having so many emotions about this hei xiazi i adore him #also. while i love liu yuning and my god was his hei xiazi SO much fun #and one of my favorite characters i've watched in a while #what he didn't quite capture in his performance imo was convincing me that hei xiazi is immortal #(aside from a few stellar moments like when he was tied up and threatening tuoba's men in the forest) #lyn's hei xiazi is chaotic and delightful and a trickster of a character. but could i think he was over a century old? not really #ji chen's hei xiazi on the other hand. oh. i believe it #like his dialogue when he's giving li cu a massage in the basement at gutongjing. that hit me hard #there's something in his posture the way he speaks his facial expressions all of it. just wonderful to watch #anyway. ji chen sha hai hei xiazi that's all #dmbj #tomb of the sea #sha hai #hei xiazi #hei yanjing #ashton originals

[sternbagel]

the very southern urge to call everyone “sweetheart” or “darlin’” or “honey” or “sweetie” or “baby” is so strong and 70% of the time not necessarily appropriate

#love when people other than old men call me those things #but like I don’t have a thick enough southern us accent to call strangers these things and get away with it being endearing lol #‘sugar’ is a very popular one too and I love being called it by people older than me but I feel weird saying it to others #besides babies. they get called everything under the Sun #my posts