#olórin in his ethereal maia form yes

[sauronnaise]

Sam: What is Gandalf doing?

Merry: Stick dance?

Legolas: I'm guessing he's spinning around his staff.

Gandalf: It's called POLE DANCE, you illiterate idiots.

#pole dance #gandalf #tolkien #the lord of the rings #incorrect tolkien quotes #sam #merry #legolas #shitpost #crack #incorrect lotr quotes #the fellowship of the ring #i'm scared #i can't imagine gandalf dance #olórin in his ethereal maia form yes #but gandalf the grey? #although #gandalf the gay certainly can #i take my words back #i shouldn't be ageist over pole dance