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#okay this is pretty poggers
mageofcolors · 1 year
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i am now obsessed with a game called potionomics help
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asha-mage · 1 year
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okay but imagine, fucking imagine for a moment that you are a youth pastor, and you're trying really hard not be weird about it either in the ‘you know what’s poggers? Jesus’ way or the ‘has to make everything a secret bible lesson way’ but you still believe in god and it’s important to you as a person, so you still do youth preaching and charity and stuff but also you get high and party on the weekends with your bros.
And then one day you and your buddies hear some weird stuff is happening out in the boonies so you decide to drive out and investigate, figuring you'll either end up in a horror movie or find a killer rave. And you get their (maybe already a little buzzed) and it seems like it's leaning to option 1. zombies are terrorizing the countryside, people are crying out for help, and you figure you've got nothing to loose and isn’t it kinda your christian duty to help out anyways? heck maybe the zombies are allergic to crosses like vampires? who knows.
So you and your friends dive head first into trying to kill zombies and save who you can. But then one of your buddies breaks horror movie protocol 101 and wanders off for a bit and your pretty sure he’s been eaten, but then he comes back he's not a zombie but he’s got JESUS CHRIST SON OF GOD following him and you are still a little buzzed  but not THAT buzzed  and oh my god that’s JESUS. you are knee deep in zombie guts, and their are innocent towns folk crying out for help, and nothing in your Youth Pastor Training Course prepared you for any of  this, but that’s JESUS CHRIST shyly introducing himself, and you didn’t start the day expecting to be a new apostle but that sure SEEMS TO BE WHERE IT’S HEADED NOW, and also your friends are delighting in your crisis of faith and also Jesus just pulled out a sword and set about hacking up zombies.
Anyways Pandero is a delightful character.
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ahfrickenfrick · 1 month
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Incorrect Batfam quotes but they are from my own quote book with my friends
Jason: they can’t take the L, and that’s okay, they will just die losers
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Dick: Life is long when you are but a simple whore
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Damian: who would want your organs, Drake?
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Cass: i didn’t get grounded and that’s cause I’m the favorite
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Tim: that’s poggers- i mean tragic… that’s troggers
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Duke: as the second favorite.. i can convince Bruce that was a lie
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Jason: he showed up into my apartment unannounced what if i had bitches at my crib then what?
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Damian: it’s like that show… odd obsessions
Tim: …you mean my strange addiction?
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Bruce: all right kids, put on your ears we are going to Chili’s
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Jason: i could be a cop if i wasn’t a decent person
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Dick: it’s his nighttime fur suit
Bruce: IT IS NOT A FUR SUIT
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Tim: when was the last time you went to the eye doctor?
Jason: right before the warehouse ‘incident’
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Jason: the only minor you are is a minor inconvenience
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Cass: get ready to throw up :)
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Damian: i am so happy for you, tomorrow is not promised
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Jason: I think I’m going crazy
Duke: it’s okay, happens to all theater kids
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Dick: for a miracle you sure are shit
Jason: i wish I died that day
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Bruce: *spends over $100 on cat toys for Alfred the cat* gotta get my grandkitty something
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Jason: what you useless bitch? ACAB!
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Steph: i’m a grown up, i can buy my own poprocks!
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Duke: lesbians are pretty cool, and you can quote me on that
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Bruce: isn’t Bernard gay? that was a joke don’t write that down
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Jason: that’s pretty weird cause you’re a future murder victim
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Tim: do you still believe in Santa?
Damian: I am not old enough to get into political disagreements
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Tim: im having really bad déjà vu
Steph: okay? kill yourself and it’ll go away
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eatingstringcheese · 1 year
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headcanons - tenya iida
in which we dive into the world of headcanons for tenya iida
warnings: none
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❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ GENERAL
»❁» this boy brushes his teeth after every meal, no need for Colgate Whitening Strips here
»❁» his eye sight is fucked because he used to stay up and read in the dark
»❁» "pog, yeet, cap" and other internet slang confuses him but that's okay
»❁» holding doors is a hobby for him
»❁» his favorite songs are Fly Me To The Moon, Break My Stride, and Moral of the Story
»❁» book smart himbo level 100
»❁» he has dry eyes and wants to wear contacts but can't because they give him a headache
»❁» he likes to organize for fun
»❁» he uses the Suave 2-in-1 body wash thing
»❁» his cologne = Versace Dylan Blue
»❁» sweaters, khakis, and button downs are his casual clothes, hoodies and t-shirts scare him
»❁» king of dark/light academia aesthetic
»❁» the american school system pisses him off
»❁» Turbo and Bolt are his favorite movies
»❁» he likes skincare but barely knows a thing about it
»❁» he's a very big supporter of the LGBTQ+ community and loves to educate people on gay and trans rights
❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ BEST FRIENDS
»❁» you guys met because you were failing in class and Iida volunteered to tutor you. his uptight nature and your laid back attitude rubbed off on each other and now you're almost inseparable
»❁» he talks about you to his family a lot
»❁» he's pretty over-protective so you coined him with the nickname "dad"
»❁» your hangouts consist of movies (he lets you pick) and then skin care because he likes it and you're pretty good at it
»❁» when you guys have sleepovers he wants to get to bed at a good time but you end up laughing your ass off at the smallest things while tenya tries to quiet you down
»❁» if you tell him you're hungry he'd hesitate to ask where you wanna go because he cares about you but knows you want fast food or sweets which is not the healthiest of options
»❁» you tried to teach him some internet trends but he failed
»❁» when you're cold he'll give you his uniform jacket (at school) or the sweater he's wearing
»❁» you bought him a t-shirt that said "#1 Dad", he was very offended. not by what the shirt said, just the fact that you dared to buy him a t-shirt
»❁» you make fun of his stiff movements and he pretends to hate it (he doesn't, he thinks it's funny)
»❁» worries about you alot
❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ DATING
»❁» he asked you out during one of your tutoring sessions, a date at the mall food court
»❁» your mall date was chaotic, you went to the arcade, window shopped, and had lunch in
»❁» respects your boundaries, always asks for consent before touching you in any way, hand holding, kisses, hugs ALL WITH CONSENT FROM BOTH PARTIES :D
»❁» protective (bordering overly) but really he just loves you, when you talk to anyone else he freaks out a bit but tries to assure himself that you'll be fine
»❁» (if you're afab) he'd mark your period in his calendar because he's cool like that and he'd make you feel better :D
»❁» when you're sad he does his best to make you happy because you being sad makes him sad
»❁» he's a good boy so he'd kiss the back of your hand like a gentleman
»❁» he likes when you play with his hair
»❁» could and would go on and on about how perfect you are when he's talking to midoriya and uraraka
»❁» you guys like to bake together
»❁» you bake all kinds of muffins
»❁» he calls you "muffin" because of it
»❁» when you bake he'll hug you from behind and with his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder so he can smell your cologne/perfume/soap or whatever you use (he really likes when you use vanilla shampoo yk)
»❁» you could tell him he's poggers and he'd look at you super confused and then research it to learn but then use it really awkwardly like "this new book i'm reading is totally poggers- muffin, did i use that correctly?"
»❁» if you got married he call you his lady/deity/prince :D
»❁» on road trips he'd give you control of the music because he drives and if you fell asleep he'd turn on something classical
»❁» lofi? he's never heard of it, but once you introduce him he's hooked
»❁» he thinks your stunning and likes to remind you how much he loves you
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watchmewhirl · 2 years
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Based off of this stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BvyL1ktqDA&list=PL-VrybAZ-rRhHlnkwamFn1vpl95HB9VJf&ab_channel=Technoblade
And Inspired by: @infinityroom​ (this one’s for you -w-)
All my good art supplies are packed right now, so I hope the shading in colored pencil (and a dying brush tip) looks okay TwT
Had ~*~*motivation*~*~ in the middle of the night and had to act on it, y’know?
Hope this is an alright ooc fan filler while you’re on hiatus, and wishin’ ya a pretty poggers break :)
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joestarkisser · 7 months
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cw// incest - read on carefully 💌
Okay... incest with guilty F/Os is good.. but but.. Imagine incest with ENTHUSIASTIC F/Os. The type that go "yeah I'm fucking my own blood, pretty poggers" and leave it at that. Imagine you try to protest a little to your F/O as you are about to get intimate with them, the mood enhanced and the atmosphere as heavy as your breathing.. you claim you "can't" because "we're siblings/parent and child/cousins/etc!"
And they just hit you with the "and?"
They got no problem fucking their cute family member! So they don't see why you're worried. Who cares what the outside world thinks? They think their sibling/parent/child/cousin/etc is just the more adorable and sexy thing on Earth. Who can resist having a slice of you? Nobody, so who can blame them?
Even if they could be blamed, they really don't care. So why don't you show your family some love? They'd be honored to show it back. ❤
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tommyssupercoolblog · 4 months
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THERE IS SO MUCH GOODNESS AND LOVE IN THE WORLD!!!! YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!! SOMEDAY IT WILL ALL BE SO POGGERS!!!! ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS LIKE THE PRETTY SKY AN THEN SING A SILLY LITLLE SONG TO URSELF I BELIVE IN U!!!!!!!!!
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garbagechocolate · 11 months
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@flowerlillyblogs People are giving them harm for no reason. That's not very poggers!! People gotta leave Lilly alone.
Okay I see why they're getting bashed
The fuck did I JUST say about respecting people's opinions? Guys Jesus christ.
Anyway does suck alot that they were being a slight hypocrite but I'm pretty sure that's no excuse to harass them. Pretty weird
Also Anons stop bringing drama to choco's inbox challenge 100% impossible
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wyn-or-lose · 1 year
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Can I give my croagunk pokéweed? I smoke pokéweed, and it is pretty poggers (Ethically sourced pokéweed) and uhh he looks like he watnst to try it but like, I am not just goonna give my pokémon pokkéweed withuot knowing if that is like, safe for his little pokébody, you feel me? Man?
He is a pooison type, so I assume of all pookémon, he could prolly vibe iwth it, but I figured I woould lke, ask someone qualified.
Um. I'm honestly not sure.
For most Pokemon, foreign substances don't react in the same ways as human bodies do. Maybe a small hit would be okay once in a while?
I'm out of my depth here. Anyone have a better answer for this?
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silvermoon424 · 10 months
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Okay as much as I’ve been bitching about working in the office (which is still valid), I did just meet a coworker’s white chihuahua named Ebert and I got to pet him. He’s very cute and a good boy so that was pretty poggers
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tezzbot · 1 year
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now I'm curious, what other opinions abt the dub do you have 👀👀👀 me and my friends think karamatsu sounds like markiplier
RAY CHASE BESTIE I AM SO SORRY but no youre rightJKGHFJGH
THIS GOT LONG IM PUTTING A READMORE
i do actually really really like Ray Chase as kara but the way that Nakamura pitches his voice down for him and then when something karamatsu isnt like. prepared for or whatever happens he goes back up into his regular vocal range or sometimes a bit higher really adds to karamatsu's whole. everything HJGKHFJGH LIKE his whole identity pretty much IS performance so even his voice being part of his front is so fun to me, Ray Chase's voice feels so naturally deep and smooth that its like. his voice is Too Cool for kara yknow like his voice being Actually cool? karamatsu fucking wishes JHKGJFGHD BUT i do think he is one of the better choices that the casting directors made compared to the rest of the brothers
(AGAIN NOT SHITTING ON THESE EXTREMELY PROLIFIC AND TALENTED VA'S this is just my opinion of them as the ososan characters)
like i said before i have Absolutely zero qualms with Max Mittelman as Totty literally thats a match made in heaven I think he was perfect for the role n absolutely killed it hes so funny and from what ive seen the writers actually gave him so many good lines big ups for todo likers
Kyle McCarley as Ichimatsu i honestly havent seen much of his performance but god did he put is whole pussy into the one episode where he INSISTS they have to respect each other, hes honestly really really good at maintaining the monotone voice while also conveying a lot of emotion through his voice its pretty impressive that he can do the yellingscreaming while keeping that up, Fukuyama Jun's like. jump from monotone to YEEEAAGHHK when ichimatsu is At His Limit is really really funny so i think that these two are pretty much on par with each other while putting their own spin on how the character . i dont know. expresses himself i guess. poggers :thumbs up emoji i cant use cus im typing on desktop:
in a ranking id prob put Ray's kara here but i already did him so. just. in case u wanted to know this is where he goes to me lmfao hes pretty on par with Kyle's ichimatsu to me tbh
Billy Kametz as Osomatsu honestly worked pretty well osomatsu is the most some guy ever and when u listen its like. a little over the top(obv bc its an anime dub) but its definitely a voice youd hear and go yeah ive probably walked past someone what talks like that, again Great delivery on some lines, he does sound a lot less SillyGoofy #girl... frat bro vibes in there tbh But i mean if he was american i guess he kinda would be huh GHJFGHDF he kinda lost how cheeky he sounds in jp also like there are moments but for the most part :( also the way they wrote him (again i havent seen much but from what i Have seen) he doesnt have the same I Love My Little Brothers energy idk how to describe it they all feel like they hate each other more rghjbhjgh
Sean Chiplock ouygugh im so sorry king but also not it for Choromatsu...... casting directors, voice directors, whoever else is involved in the process, if youre gonna cast around your initial reactions to how the characters are why doesnt he sound like a fuckin nerd!!! i get that hes initally played as a Straight Man but you didnt have to Just Some Dude him make him sound like the loser he is!! even like a little nasally! i also think he sounds a little too much like Billy's Osomatsu, (which again not the va's faults i feel its a voice direction issue) when they talk at the same time its kinda hard to tell em apart which might be on me for not watching enough and getting used to it but... sorrie... no from me
Michael Sinterniklaas i have so much repect for you but.... i already said in that other post, the voice they okayed..... everything he was made to say....... no. thats not jyushimatsu. that fuckin. companion character in some fantasy anime ass voice, his whole deal in the dub is too childish imo and i get why that was their first impression but oough his character suffers so so much for it moreso than any of the others.... they massacred my guy..... and this is absolutely not a dig at Michael, ive seen his other work hes incredibly talented, just everything they got him to do as jyushimatsu makes me take critical damage in real life my hp bar drops so so much
Also i really like Cassandra Lee Morris as Totoko but I feel like she doesnt capture the flip between teehee totoko chwwaaannn and KILL KILL KILL voices that Aya Endou manages, he voice is very cutesy, but i feel like she doesnt sound mad enough when totoko gets pissed WHERE IS YOUR ANGER? YOUR RAGE??? RISE RISE RISE RISE RI
also also Keith Silverstein as iyami is honestly really good i didnt really know what to expect but i feel like hes p spot on, idk how iyami-likers feel abt him though lol ask telly or sth HJGHJ
SORRY this got long but i probably was never gonna be happy with the dub, im not gonna get too much into the writing in the localisation but ough. it is Just a comedy show to the dub writers and i can respect that, but the show means a lot to people Because of the characters and how they clearly run deeper than they appear thats a huge part of the appeal for ososan imo and i feel like a lot was lost in the translation. But! it can be pretty funny sometimes and thats all it rlly needs to be, funny haha penis anime
im gonna try and give the dub another shot, ill do me best to grit n bear through it GHJFG
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chainoftalent · 2 years
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Ok KOKICHI w 🔨🦋🔥 ?
Hopefully the post doesn’t get cursed with Horny this time ✊✊
Certainly making it easy for me to find the emojis at least!
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Kokichi with 🔨🦋🔥
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🔨 What is an instant turn on for them?
I've said it once, and I'll say it a thousand times more, this boy has an addiction to adrenaline. Nothing gets you in the mood like running from the cops he says! On a less predictable note, if you can successfully and genuinely trick him he's going to look at you like the moon before he schools his expression to scold you and fake dramatics about it. It's not easy, but a genuine surprise is the best way to get him frisky. Not that he's shy about it if you wanna fuck you can just say it and he'd be like "poggers!" and then take his pants off despite you no longer wanting to fuck because he said poggers and RUINED IT.
🦋 What are they like at their most gentle?
Very touchy, face buried into your back as he strokes your hair so you can't see his face as he just holds you close silently. It's very intimate for Kokichi and he only gets like that if something scares him, he doesn't like to talk about it afterwards. He just, has to hold you for a bit, make sure you're here, you're safe, that he has you now and that means you're going to be okay because he's here and he can protect you and never lose you. His grip can get a little tight but a small grunt will get him to loosen it back up. If something has really gotten to Kokichi then it's cuddle piles with the entire DICE so he can keep track of everyone and make sure everyone is fine and okay and safe and his his his his
🔥 Any secret kinks?
This boys an open book, he is loud and proud about all his kinks, and is always up for trying something new. The kind of kinks he doesn't talk about at any moments notice are actually all pretty tame, but intimate. For instance, this boy loves holding hands during sex but you'd never get him to admit that. Also, despite being a yandere though, he IS still really really into consent, it's just not his style to force his partner into anything more intimate then a hug. You have to actually want him for him to actually actively respond to you sexually.
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toonycatuwu · 8 months
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all righty lots of questions about Toony coming up ;D
does she have any other friends in Fair City than Tobey?
what are some of her favorite songs, colors, etc.?
does she have any siblings?
okay so we know that Toony and Tobey are partners in crime, but does Toony have a secret crush on him? (or any secret crushes?)
does she have any powers?
also if you have any random facts about Toony I would love to hear them!
Toony gets along with Becky and Scoops pretty well. and she also hangs out with Victoria and Eileen sometimes.
Toony's favorite colors are blue, red, and pink. Her favorite song is Tsunagaru Connect by Rina Tennoji!
As of rn she's an only child, and because of that she tends to get lonely easily. She also has a fear of being abandoned, so she tries to be a good big sister figure to Tobey as much as possible, which kinda made her a bit overprotective ngl
Toony wants Tobey to be with WordGirl (unless she's in a timeline where all OCs are canon, then she'd encourage him to make his own decision between wg, pen-chan, or victoria). There was this one time when Tobey asked Toony to practice kissing so his first date with WordGirl would be successful. Just for that occasion, Toony wore a mask beforehand so it wouldn't be an actual first kiss. She thought nothing of it because "anything for my little boy genius!". Wholesome moment fr
Toony doesn't show her powers very often, but she can control water, including ice and vapor. When she notices that she or Tobey has been attacked severely or repeatedly, she'll show her tail and grow a pair of wings made of water. No matter what, she never yells angrily at anyone. She just speaks to people in a calm but intimidating tone when she's mad.
Random facts:
-Because Toony has a noticeable Japanese accent, she mixes up her r's and l's a lot, so WordGirl has to correct her.
-Ironically, she doesn't know what Eileen is saying when she replaces r's and l's with w's when she talks.
-Toony tries to fit in with the culture of Fair City, so she uses slang like "poggers" and "sus".
-Because she's used to clinging onto other people like Tobey, she never had the time to find a passion of her own. So far, she only has hobbies like karaoke and playing the piano.
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daandyli0n · 2 years
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dsmp oc incorrect quotes pt. 2: electric boogaloo
@sunviolet77​ if you wanna see this
alright here’s even more incorrect quotes!!
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marsh: I actually betrayed you down in that bunker and I want you to be cut out of my life entirely.
dream, about to give marsh some pretty bad paranoia: And I took that personally.
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(wilt coming out to cassia in a nutshell)
cassia: So you’re non biney? Like. You don’t have any binery??
wilt: Yeah, sure.
cassia, very happy, tail wagging: That’s so poggers
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(context: wilt and schlatt got into a drinking competition together during manberg. wilt, by some miracle, won, but not by much. cassia was still in the room when this happened, as was the entire manberg cabinet)
wilt, very drunk: *sigh* I miss my sister, Quackity. I miss her a lot.
everyone in the room, including cassia: *burst out laughing*
wilt, while cassia is trying to drag them back home out of embarrassment: I’ll be back-
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(okay, look, this one was funny to me-)
wilt: I’ve come to make an announcement- Dreamwastaken is a b***h a** motherf**ker. He traumatized my f**king boyfriend. That’s right: he took his green teletubby manipulation out, and Traumatized My F**king Boyfriend, and he said that Marsh’s location was “his business” and I said “no, it isn’t.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Dreamwastaken, you don’t actually care for my boyfriend, your care is the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what?! Here’s what my care for Marsh looks like: *sound effect* That’s right baby: all genuine, no manipulation, no threats- it looks like world’s healthiest relationship! HE TRAUMATIZED MY BOYFRIEND, SO GUESS WHAT?! I’M GONNA MURDER HIM! THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY AXE TO YOUR SKULL! Except I’m not going to attack you directly, I’m gonna go higher. I’M ATTACKING YOUR ASSOCIATES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WASTAKEN?! I’M GONNA MURDER YOUR ACCOMPLICES, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE MY AXE OF NETHERITE DESCENDS ON YOU ALL. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I MURDER YOU TOO.
(the accomplices in question are foolish and punz. this happens sometime after The Attack. also imagine this with people laughing in the background)
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avi: *actually starts seeing ghost!hawk for the first time*
avi: 🎵What kind of F * * K E R Y is this??🎵
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iris: (fighting someone, generally being a bada**)
hawk, awestruck: wrow (that one vine)
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that’s all i’ve got for now!
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lilliths-httyd-blog · 10 months
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that thing about how its okay to know nothing about your hyperfixations, special interests etc is so true because i couldn't tell you shit about marine life but boy howdy do i think shrimp are poggers. my boy bigfinsquidlengthcock1998 over here may be a whole library of knowledge about the complex behavioral patterns of the yellow-edged moray eel but i just think northern pike are pretty gender ya feel? my knowledge of marine life is mostly summed up by being able to name and identify imagery of all the different species like collecting pokemon.
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joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh · 10 months
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Nothing new to say about Origins Plus.
Frontiers wave 2 is looking great, especially hyped for obviously spindash and hey I’ll have new game plus to experience it all for. And hey comes out today lol.
Prime season 2 looks cool, hell yeah
Sonic Dash - like the mobile game - on Netflix is funny lmao
Mobile game stuff, Dragon Hunter Lancelot comes to Dash in July, classic Super Sonic got announced too which is neat for me.
Some misc stuff wwwwwwww
oh hey a live Tails Tube segment? This is awesome.
new DRIP :pog:
Mike Pollock is rapping
Fang render for Superstars pogger. Also some other stuff but less of interest to me than Fang. Oh nevermind there’s a lego Sonic skin in Superstars in addition to the Eggman one that’s kinda great lmao.
Aaaaaaaand okay yeah that was it. Really not that much but hey, what was there is still pretty neat and I’m excited for Frontiers wave 2. That’ll do.
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