#ok not exactly a joke

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[lengthofropes]

Wroom-wroom!

#no 'drilling' jokes please #god knows why I'm posting exactly this on my birthday but I wanna? ok. ok. #strangerthingsedit #eddie munson #eddiemunsonedit #joseph quinn #cowboycoven2 #useralison #useraurore #useraimz #userange #userallisyn #user-clara #userdorksinlove #tusererika #tuserpris #noalook

[royalarchivist]

Everyone this week: *lore, conspiracy theories, long conversations with Cucurucho, multiple attempts to summon the Binary Monster*

Spreen when lore:

#Spreen #ElSpreen #Cucurucho #Osito Bimbo #QSMP #(THIS IS A JOKE) #Spreen and Rubius have both been getting a lot of annoying fans / harassment the past few weeks #Spreen for not being a dad and Rubius because ??? people just don't like his Angel / Demon character. and because of dumb shipping things #But seeing Spreen leaning into the ''nope no lore for me'' joke cracked me up LMAO they've all got such a good sense of humor #Look at that smile he knows EXACTLY what he's doing #NO HESITATION #anyways he logged back on after like 2 minutes and talked to Cucurucho #I'm PRETTY sure he said ''ok guys I'm gonna order some food'' at the end there but not confident enough to write that in the description #Man really just ''NOPE''-ed outta there lmfao #He's also saying ''who's placing blocks?'' at the beginning

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

#the joke here is that they move in together as “Just Friends­™” #ya dave nothing homoerotic about the literal pic of u kissing him up on ur wall or anything #ur worried about how people will perceive you two because you moved in together? when yall act married? ok sir #youre head over heels for him but like in an ironic way; got it #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #hsfanart #my art #davekatweek #davekatweek2023 #dw karkat saying them being together makes sense is exactly what he needed to hear to confess his feelings (eventually)

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

What are your thoughts on Poppy Playtime?

chapter one: seems like a cashgrab but they've got some ideas here

chapter two: oh this is absolutely a soulless cashgrab. bye

chapter three: wow this looks really impressive and was written and acted really well. shame that all the good things about it are obviously stolen from other mascot horror and holy shit did they actually put the fucking banban elevators in here

#the mass possession and staff massacre? first bendy game before batdr fucked up the lore #the smiling critters? basic mascot horror designs #i liked what the crew DID with the third chap but it's clear that all their ideas are just. 'ok what do the kids like' #'the kids like gregory?? ok have a kid on the radio who sounds exactly like him' #'what do you mean they like banban more than us. that game's shit' #(that's not a joke btw. more kids in my library talk about banban than poppy. i dont think ive seen a single one talk about poppy actually)

[todayisafridaynight]

there is one (1) barber in kamurocho i SWEAR

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 2 #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #daigo dojima #jo sawashiro #ichiban kasuga #snap sketches #FINALLY serving up this old as hell joke i been meanin to serve up for months #their cuts arent EXACTLY the same obvi but theyre close enough for me to go 'what barber yall goin to' #its the Trouble Youth haircut. daigo's a trouble youth 30's A Youth #he went to jail for like five years ok he's allowed to catch up on juvenile delinquency #ok thats all from me bye. also hi ichi #i actually do have another thing with ichi in mind so thats epic thats fun #thought of it while on my walk today :) #ok bye fr ima go start doodlin that

[chipsncookies]

LULU IS WEARING THE JACKET WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE INTRO SCENE GUYS

She's wearing the Brave Knights jacket which was only formed recently so it can't be flashback/past events, so this soft confirmed it is a future event. We still have the hair, choker, gloves and the pendant left 📝

#bang brave bang bravern #bravern spoilers #lulu #superbia #i hope they make merch of the pendant it's soo cool #i wonder what exactly led to this scene?! and what happened to superbia #he became a pendant?? #lulu become a magical girl who summons supe through the pendant?! (delulu) #ok i joke but it'd be so cool if that happens lol 😂 just add a different genre to this anime why not

[adhdandcomics]

adding to my tags because i’ve been thinkin a lot about the post i just reblogged and have more thoughts:

i’ll be real, the more i saw ‘hey adhd influencers are so annoying’ the more i worried that i was unconsciously contributing to the spreading reputation of adhd folks as annoying and over-pathologizing every symptom they experience

and then i realized. i am not a goddam influencer or life coach or representative. obviously i have some obligation as someone who cares about myself and the people that like my comics to not spread harmful ideology or blatant misinformation but i never intended myself to be a “’increase your productivity!!’ blog OR a ‘if you have XYZ you have adhd!’ blog. and i do this for fun, and originally started this blog bc i had a lot of internalized shame and self loathing about my adhd and thought if i could make it funny i might have less of that. let’s get real! and it worked!

i’ve obviously done this kind of thing— (hey these symptoms might be adhd!) a lot before in my life & on this blog, but there’s more to it than trying to be an “influencer” or whatever. a term that didn’t even exist when i started this blog!

i felt very isolated trying to find out if i had any mental problems & what have you originally because of large advice (etc) blogs with staunchly anti self Dx views at the time

so i overcorrected when i DID get dxed and tried to validate everyone who was like me. and of course. not the best course of action always for the ol mental health. tried to be the source of positivity and jokes that i didn’t see because the online adhd presence was near non-existent.

and anyway. i make a lot of fun of myself & the way m brain works in my comics obviously but it is not my obligation to... how do you say.... not be annoying online.

because if folks interpret MY little jokes as a strict guide to diagnosis. that’s on them, really, not me. i also believe “making adhd your entire personality” is a non-issue. so what if people find out they have it and get over excited with identifying as adhd. saying this as someone who DID do it. criticism of this gives the same vibes as people being annoyed that young queers make “being queer” their whole personality. im very obviously more than a guy with adhd, and id reckon other adhd comic artists are too. (im friends with a lot of them!) it’s fine to post about it online.

anyway. i just don’t take myself too seriously and i’m a comic artist for myself first! and you know what, i’ve been considered annoying my entire life. what do i care if a few more folks think i’m annoying. neurotypical or not

#i think the article did have some good points especially on the capitalism and marketing angle but i oft think it did venture into #being mad at individual folks who post jokes about adhd. which is literally fine thats what an opinion piece is for lol #i am just very tired of people pretending that a lot of reaction to online adhders is not in itself just an extension of the ableism #we already were facing #'adhd people are so annoying everyone does this youre pathologizing everything' ok and how exactly are you helping. #i hesitate to throw my hat in with hating on adhd tiktok because i am simply not on tiktok and have no way to back up my thoughts #that they may be annoying and oversimplifying a complex disorder on the 'drains your attention span' website. #and i think perhaps the value of each adhd resource varies widely depending on who made it and what theyre even posting. #sometimes its a joke made by a person with adhd. sometimes its sourced and cited research. sometimes its someone discussing their personal #experiences in depth. sometimes its someone talking completely out of their ass. sometimes its THINLY veiled ableism. #its up to the individual to research and determine the value of the memes and resources you seek #anyway. perhaps these points are tough to clarify on sites like insta and twitter. bless. #text #adhd #im punk now #oh and yeah i also agree lots of folks do not talk about the unsavory parts of adhd but rather the funnies and the sillies. but that is #once again a larger capitalism and marketing and ableism problem #r we not talking about them because we are actively trying to infantalize this disorder or is it because we collectively experience a lot #of internalized ableism and hesitate to talk about our worst symptoms for fear of the backlash #weve always gotten about them 🤔🤔🤔 #much to consider #if youve read this far sorry for tangent number 56 about this. but also start being more unapologetic about your disorders. fuck it! #<3

[sarcasticscribbles]

hey there! I thought of an idea for an area affected by the fears, but I’m not sure what type of fear it would belong to.

The basis is a house that seems regular at first, but the longer someone is inside it, the more obvious it becomes to them that the entire house is a living organism. The walls are soft and warm and pulse along to a heartbeat. The potted plants scattered about are just exposed veins that recoil when touched. The flooring is the skeletal system. The victim would eventually get assimilated into being part of the meat house. Another bit I’m not quite sure of is an owner that is actually rooted to the house, almost like some type of tumour the house developed.

Obivously, it would be part of The Flesh. But I feel like it kind of bleeds into another fear for some reason. What do you think?

OH I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA Hm yeah I feel flesh is def the main, and kinda getting stranger vibes almost as a secundary? (Façade, something appearing one but is another) If anyone else have a take on this pls leave a reply

#ok but no joke i had a very similar but less gory concept like this for a horror love story as a kid #mainly just two oc i made up to the song i cant decide and worked off that #he was?? the house #and she would eventually become the garden #this ask caught me off guard because living house was exactly my pitch too #this is better to #the magnus archives #tma #mag

[airenyah]

it's really funny seeing everyone salty posts about the hidden agenda finale and i actually agree with everyone but the thing is!!!! i'm just vibing!!!!

i went into this show with absolutely ZERO expectations (and in fact, i would have been extremely surprised if this show ended up being actually good dkfjkfddf), i've never given a single shit about the plot and/or the writing bc i came here for the joongdunk vibes and the joongdunk vibes alone and i had a blast watching this series

like, i'm not even gonna bother criticising this drama bc from the beginning i didn't expect it to be very impressive anyway and so i'll just keep sitting here in my pile of garbage and vibing with it <3333

#watching joongdunk flirt on camera and be cute makes me feel good and that's exactly what i came here for #i got what i wanted and i don't care about the rest #as i said i'm just vibing!!!!! #the finale was underwhelming? there was no Real hidden agenda? #so what!! at least i got the funniest kiss scene ever with zo yoinking joke inside and kissing him stupid and yeeting him back out again!!! #that's all i need thanks dfkdfkkdfgdfkg #hidden agenda #ha ep12 #airenyah plappert #adrm #sometimes thing's just ain't that deep and that's ok #(though i get everyone's frustrations very well and i would have been just as annoyed if i'd expected anything from the show at all) #(apart from mindless fluff that i need zero braincells for) #(for me personally this show is perfect kjdfjkdfkjd) #also congrats for joongdunk on getting to do a sex scene i guess lol #(well. heavy make-out scene more like it) #anyway seeing how excited they were for that scene to drop and considering their lolfanfest performance of dum dum #also with them coming up themselves with the idea of switching positions for the bite #i can see them do a show like only friends lmaooo #i'm generally against set actor pairs but i do hope joongdunk will do more series together jkkjkdf

[astrophilip]

phil biting bears

#idk what exactly he's doing in the first pic but i'm going with it LOL #100000% certain someone must have done this before but that's ok #also i know the gay joke re: “bear” is right there but please i'm referencing cat and bear alright 😭🤣 #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #rambles #m:misc

[july-19th-club]

ok dean's do as i say not as i do ass in the cassie episode when sam realizes that not ONLY is his supposed playboy brother actually a guy who will drop everything and reveal The Secret to the first girl who spends more than a month with him but . he will reveal The Secret at all, a thing he's spent the past six months loudly saying there is never any use in doing because we can't keep friends in this life anyway

#part of it is that he's very bad at HAVING these conversations so they never go well and he then thinks. well i know what to do now: #isolate myself forever #like you did that to yourself. we dont see the actual conversation where he tells cassie but you KNOW it was his worst timing ever #you just know there were probably half a dozen easily available alternatives that would've made it go better but he has no social skills #and he didnt use any of them #and she was like. ok this awkward odd guy who i took a chance on and who i really really like in spit of myself is just #making fun of me now. he's just playing with me i really had something invested in this relationship and he thinks we're a joke #acctually wait she does recount what it sounded like from her perspective and it was like this: #'the guy im hoping will be in my future starts telling me he professionally pops ghosts for a living' 'uhNOT the words i used' #i am so sorry they 100% definitely were. thats exactly how you talk #you said cassie i know you have to leave because you're graduating but i have to leave to go gank casper #and she's like be fucking serious . and hes like i AM pleaseeeeee believe me and shes like fucking incredible. goodbye forever idiot #spn #q

[cosmicrhetoric]

i don't know if fishman island era sanji is genuine flanderization or im somehow giving him too much and too little credit at the same time. and maybe i was just frustrated that he regressed so bad after two years on Gender Island when i erroneously assumed (after watching iva + co at impel down express that queerness is as close to the ultimate ideal of freedom that one piece is about as you can get) that he would be better for the experience. and i know im going to turn around on him by the time i get to whole cake island but literally brother can we cut this shit out lmao

#its just very frustrating having a main character's transmisogyny be a major plot thing when 100 episodes ago ANOTHER mc #like thee mc like The Main Guy's LACK of transmisogyny equally moved the plot forward #and all this during an arc where we're supposed to see how much everyone has grown and matured #fishman island #there was that bit when he first showed up again when he was like 'say hi to iva btw' and i was like oh! ok so he got slightly more normal #and then he really really really didnt #one piece #how is it possible to have such complicated emotions about character who is literally french #and like i know that iva like. i KNOW about the trans characters in one piece to come and i know theyre not drawn #like the women on okama island but people have been talking abt how the writing doesnt match the art forever and i finally get it #how are you presenting characters with complicated interiority and heroic arcs as the worst stereotype ever #sure bon clay's design was a joke to start and he's the most universally beloved character in the whole series #and they wrap it around like iva in impel down does have that whole 'you dont have to conform we are who we are by kesha' speech #everyone who is there looks exactly how they want to look bc they have the option via iva of looking different #but that doesnt excuse it!!!!!!!! it doesnt make it better!!!!!!!!!!! on the doyle lens!!!!!!!! #and again i know that two more of the most beloved characters in the series are trans and are not drawn with a joking hand. so ill wait #i'll wait for wano. save me wano arc save me. save me kiku #im literally past fishman island btw im in punk hazard now it just really still bothers me

[heatobrienswife]

.

#ok so this was supposed to be just a joke but.. i found a site that lets you customise your own 3d mousepads n well >x> I'm tempted to do it #khcmgcmgxjgxmg #you can guess exactly what I'd get #problem is minimum order it 10 pads i can however submit multiple designs so i could make a few to idk try n sell? #like some generic design or something & have just one of what I'm actually after #iyfjtch idk i did download the template so I'll mess about with it n see if I'm actually brave enough to do anything #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[collgeruledzebra]

things i wish everyone a very shut the fuck up about in other tags this new year:

- barbie/oppenheimer

- the magnus archives

#not tagging this with anything in order to adhere to my own principles #space taker upper tag so people dont have to read any of my ranting... bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb #ok thatll do #but seriously i am so fucking sick of going into a podcast tag and all i can find are either completely generic posts the op has tagged #with every podcast under the sun OR jokes/polls involving t*m*a because ofc it's still popular enough to overshadow all the posts im #actually interested in seeing #like you dont have to compare everything to this we get it you listened to two (2) podcasts. just leave it alone #it's exactly the same with barb*nhe*m*r but what really pissed me off with that one was seeing it in the godzilla tag last week. THIS IS NOT #ABOUT YOU 'ooooouhh one movie is serious and the other has pink in it this is just like-' GET A DIFFERENT HOBBY. #honestly there was so much hype i was sick of it before the movies even released but it's still all over the place like i dont even care #if theyre any good or not just keep your shit in your own fucking tags it's not hard #UGHHHH whatever. #once again just so it's clear im censoring the titles in the tags so this post wont show up there it wouldnt change anything if it did and #im not interested in spreading negativity/getting people mad at me for nothing #original

[daylighteclipsed]

#ahdhejdjdhsjdhshi #kingdom hearts #and #ok yeah sr and ex are def not the same characters #sora would never even joke abt leaving friends behind #eraqus has more class clowny vibes in general than sora does #which is good! if the two pairs were exactly alike it’d be boring