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#ok i know why yeah sure that was scary but pls
pjo-obsessed-nerd · 3 months
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OMG JULIAN RICHINGS IS EVERYWHERE I LOVE THIS MAN
He's so creep, but he's so good
HAH ANNABETH COMING IN CLUTCH
Percabeth power couple, yes pls
"It's either the realm of the dead, or someone left a carton of milk in there in to 1990's" nah, but that's the fastest way to make me gag about a smell I can't smell 🤣
THE RED RUBBER BALL
"No one comes baaaaaack" I love this man so much ❤
"I just think it's safer if I'm not the one holding them all." That's fair. ya know, as someone who drops her phone regularly, that's relatable.
Those pearls sound ✨ c r u n c h y ✨
IT'S THE SCENE - BABY PERCY 😭😭😭 aww my baby I just want to hug him. I can see it now, I'm gonna bawl like a baby in a few mins
"Not in Kansas...", "Hey, focus, we left Kansas four days ago." Reminder she hasn't seen a movie, points for continuity ❤
Grover squeezing that ball omg
Poor Grover, it's ok 😭
"Only suckers wait in line" 🤣🤣
"You're not dead.", "I mean, we're all dying... To some extent." He's a comedian 🤣
The silent whistle admittedly gave me chills; I can just see the horror on Annabeth's face. CERBIE!!!!
Run
CERBERUS LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG HE'S EVEN MORE GORGEOUS THAN I IMAGINED AHHH
GROVER NO
i just screamed a little... Oh, my sister is gonna cry
aww, Cerbies TOO cute, the little whines omg I'm gonna DIE. Annabeth giving him scratchies aww even though she's terrified. Percy is impreased
I am a Rottweiler lover at heart, so I'm just obsessed with Cerberus I'm not sorry
OH GROVER EW; Thank god he's okay
Oh, ik how they get separated I bet 😭 JUMP SCARE OH
Aww Annabeth threw him the ball such a good puppy omg
Is. Is Cerberus wearing a leather jacket? Or is that leather armor? I can't tell 🤣
Annie lore drop 🥲 grovers so impressed tho
IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED AHH
"I think it's... It's in the dog." His name is Cerbie. /jk
Percy, baby, what did you draw that upset someone so much? He's just a BABY. I WILL FIGHT THIS HEADMASTER TOOTH AND NAIL IT'S A PEGASUS SIR.
Grover, stop guilting yourself sir
OH jeez what tf.
Man I guessed Asphodel, and I was fucking right. My Mythology teacher would be so proud. This is such a haunting take on Asphodel omg. That's terrifying.
run
WHERE ANNABETH
NO SHE'S STUCK NO SWORD SWORD CUT IT CUT CUT CUT KNIVES PPL YOU HAVE KNIVES USE THE KNIVES
"I trust your dad." Athena ain't gonna be happy about this one, ladies and gents. 🤣🥲😭
Annie's gone, and i stg if we lose grover I'm done
GROVER
PERCY MOVE IT
Nah, Riptide looks sick tho. Pretty sure that's the first time we've seen it in good lighting
THE BOLT
so r we not gonna see Hades..?
"Is this?", " No.", "I, I mean it looks like-" "it, it absolutely is not.", "Okay. So... what is it then?", "Yeah, that's the master bolt!" This exchange was so funny 🤣
The pieces r fitting together... Hehe
"Zeus is just gonna have to wait." HELL YA, STICK IT TO HIM, GROVER, THAT'S MY BOY!!! Grover reminding Percy exactly why he chose Grover, his best friend, to come on this quest in the first place. ❤
Sad Baby!Percy 😭 that's a lotta ice cream for such a tiny boy
"Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?" GOD MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED, I NEED TO PROTECT THIS CHILD FROM THE WORLD NOO
"I would never do this to you." THE LINE DELIVERY, GET THIS BOY AN OSCAR... AND A FUCKING HUG
sally avoiding the topic and crying, I wanna hug her too. She's trying so hard.
Hades palace is gorgeous, damn.
Are we gonna get to see the Furies again???
Percy's hands must hurt from how hard and how constantly he clenches them fists damn.
Who tf-
HADES IS SO NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. I was expecting a rocker dude, but I love the "silk robe, manicured hair". Man's got class.
"I admire the cut of your jib." Ok maybe not what WAS that 🤣
He's way less scary than I expected, tbh.
Is he wearing heels? It sounds like he's walking in heels
SALLY'S A GOLD STATUE NOW??? Sally reaching out for him 😭 I'm done. I'm done.
"What did you do to her?" I can sense the rage coming
Percy 😭
babe, Hades was so confused. He just wants to be left alone, such a mood tho. Percy's so confused
PIECES. P I E C E S. IT'S A PUZZLE PPL
"But that voice, it definitely did not sound like you." That an insult or a compliment, I deadass can't tell 🤣
Ok... Hades is being very generous, but what's the catch here? This feels sus. Oh. There. Run. pearls. now.
"Hold fast, mom." HOLD FAST MOM YESSSSSS
Sad Sally 😭 What's happening rn
NO. NO. IS THAT
I'M GONNA SCREAM. WATER DADDY- sorry
"Tell me why", "you don't wanna hear why." Fair, fair 🤣
Nah, Poseidon's actor fits the bill so well in my mind. Like. Mm.
Poseidon rlly does care.
"His mother raised him well." Damn right!
OH THIS FIGHT FINNA BE SO GOOD
Hehehehehehehehehe
IT SO GOOD AHH I'M GONNA SCREAM NEXT EPISODE O. M. G.
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honeystwiggypeach · 2 years
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can you please do a dad!eddie x mom!reader where they take lucille to her first fireworks show and fair on the 4th of july?? i think it'd be so cute!! ^-^
Lucille’s first fair!
Dad!Eddie Munson x Mom!Reader
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Dad!Eddie masterlist!!
For sure!! Thank you so much for requesting this is such a good idea!!(pls it deleted like half of my writing when I saved this… pls it did it again when I was trying to do my formatting, hfgrge)
Anyways TW: Fireworks, Lucille getting nervous about new things?
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Both you and Eddie were unsure of what Lucille’s reaction to fireworks would be but you both knew that it was something that you two would at least like to show her, and if she didn’t like it than that would be ok and you’d never do it again, unless she asked!
The whole day was spent picking out an outfit for Lucy, one that would be able to keep her warm if it got cool but also cool if it got to hot, and one that was decently cute. The two of you ended up getting her dressed in her little outfit and she loved it.
After both you and Eddie got dressed as well you buckled Lucille into the car seat before making your way to the fair.
But before you could go to the fair you made a stop in the park where the fireworks were. Eddie opened the side door to the van letting you and Lucille sit on the seat with you legs dangling out the door while he sat on the floor of the van watching Lucille closely.
When the first firework popped she had her head in your neck so all she heard was the sound effectively terrifying her. But thankfully Eddie helped you turn her to show her what it was before you guys could say she hated it.
A few more fireworks went off and Lucille could see the bright colors and patterns as she clapped her little hands.
Both you and Eddie let out a breath neither of you were intentionally holding.
The whole time fireworks popped, Lucille would jump at the noise but coo at the different colors that lit up the sky.
Once it was over though she threw a fit, one of her first fits, which Eddie was sure to take a photo of instead of helping you, though after he got the photo you two buckled her into her seat telling her you’d go somewhere even better next which got her to settle down.
Once arriving at the fair you watched her squirm in her car seat to get a peek at the large circle, that’s all the Ferris wheel was to her as she’d never seen one before. Both you and Eddie made sure she knew before you even got down that she couldn’t under no circumstances leave either you or Eddie’s side.
After getting the little bracelets that allow you to go on the rides Eddie crouches down to Lucille’s height, “alright sweetheart, which one do you want to go on?” She looks around looking at the merry go round.
“Horseys dada!” She tells him happily pointing to the merry go round as she bounces between the two of you.
“Do you want dada to ride with you honey?” You ask knowing damn well that Lucille will want to pick a cute horse with lots of pink and rosey details.
“Yeah!” She says as she giggles
So the two of them get in line Eddie grumbling that you could come to but you tell him that you’ll take his photos and his complaints are put out.
And just as you predicted when they get on the ride Lucy is tugging Eddie to a pretty pink horse.
You laugh as Eddie looks at you with an are you kidding me look.
At first he tries to just stand beside Lucille but she tugs on his jacket and gives him her precious puppy dog eyes and Eddie is complying before he even notices. Though he does notice the photo that you take.
Lucille almost jumps into Eddie when the merry go round begins as she tries to turn towards her dad grabbing handfuls of his jacket.
“Oh, honey” he coos softly as he makes her face the front trying to make it less scary for her.
In the end Lucille still runs off the merry go round with Eddie’s hand as she runs towards you.
“Did you have fun?” You ask picking her up and she shakes her little head no, “no, why not my love?”
“Scary” she tells you quietly.
“It’s not supposed to be scary Lucille, but that’s alright why don’t we try something else.” So the rest of the night is spent trying to find rides she likes, and she liked majority of them.
You and Eddie decided that the Ferris wheel would be last and as that time comes around Lucille is getting tired.
The three of you get into a little compartment with you on one side with Lucille in your lap and Eddie on the other.
Once the Ferris wheel began to move Lucille wasn’t sure if it was cool or terrifying while she was half asleep.
She squirmed in your grip, “want dada” she told you nervously and you handed her off into Eddie’s extended arms as she cuddled up into Eddie’s chest as he explained all the different rides you could see from the height.
“And that one is dada’s van” he points out as you take a picture of the two of them smiling happily.
For her first firework show and trip to the fair you’d have to say it went pretty well.
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Tags~ @miracleboysel @jessyballet @reticent-writer @bubbledtee @marishortcake
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weirdcat1213 · 8 months
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volume 12 already? damn that went fast. just yesterday we were crying about vash drinking in a church
anyway :D volume 12 thoughts time
chap 1:
-chronicaaaaaaaaa :3
-AW NO MY BABY
-these quiet panels are the fucking best/worst thing that have ever happened to me
-too many memories :c
-YES LINA IS THERE THANK GOD (at the same time this is heartbreaking as fuck)
-all the enemies after all the people he has ever loved/helped
-HIS MOM AND HIS BF
-THATS IT THATS THE ONE THATS THE PANEL OH GOD WE ARE *HERE*
-im gonna go cry now
-i wonder what "anti plant" entails...is it a special material?
-ok fine, chronica can call knives a terrorist. she gets a pass
-oh sweet geesus
-eh?
-oohhhhhh.....ok fuck
-nothing can stop the hatred of this man. kinda admirable but as the song says "your misery and hate will kill us all"
chap 2:
-"corrosive thunder", love the title
-OH SHIT DOMINA NO, pls dont let him get to you
-DOMINA NOOOOOO
-the plants kinda look in pain there....
-MY GIRLSSSSSSSSSS
-for pain purposes, i choose to believe that when they resonate they hum like vash did in stampede
-aaand shes gone
-oh god, the end of evangelion flashbacks
-OH NIGHTOW YOU SON OF A BISCUIT- THOSE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND-
-tbh everything in your ship just being consumed by someone else so quickly must be scary af. nothing belongs to them anymore and soon, chronica could even loose herself
chap 3:
-oh shit oh fuck oh shit
-oh shit not thors hammer
-omg look! the laws of physics!
-noooo :c we dont get to know domina too much but its still sad
-OH?
-MAGIC BULLETS TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY
-ohhhhhhh okok i get it
chap 4:
-THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIII
-AH SHIT IVE JUST NOTICED THE HAIR
-ALSO PLS DONT SMILE LIKE THAT-
-childish is a good word for it cuz knives just doesnt want to accept hes wrong and scared
-THE POWER OF LOVE AND PEACE BITCH
-is vash pausing cuz even though his plan was to kill knives hes kinda sad that knives wants to kill him? i may never know
-let him use his fucking gun ok? hes an expert. also i like to think he uses it to stay grounded. like to stay with the people hes fighting with. hes not superior or anything
-TO YOUR KNEES BITCH TO YOUR FUCKING KNEES
-THATS MY FUCKING GUNMAN THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE
chap 5:
-FLASHBACK TIME LETS GO
-omg right it hated this. hes just a baby :c
-so vash left with a stranger? i forgot about that
-honey just be glad YOU ARE ALIVE
-BECAUSE HES VASH THE STAMPEDE- i should rewatch that episode huh
-GEESUS BRO
-tbh vash, you should have. then and now
-YEAH TELL HIM VASH >:D YOU ARENT NAIVE
-tbh i would also think thats enough to break the chain. hmm
-"stay with me" vash pls i cant jump into the void rn
-GEESUS CHRIST, the cleanest cut in the west
-also you think vash made that face cuz the last time he made someone bleed was rem-
-THE CLOSEUP TO THE MOUTHS AHHHHHHHHHHH
-"we dont belong in the future of this planet" dont fucking say that
chap 6:
-actually wanting to humans to talk with plants is a great step for improving their relationship but sure knives, whatever
-THATS SO TRUE VASH LETS GO, LET THE PLANTS HAVE A SAY IN IT
-ive said this before but as someone who was mocked by wanting context before judging people, vash is so...reassuring. like it wasnt wrong of me to want to know all the sides of one story. im glad
-also i completely forgot about that town and radiation. how tf radiation happens in that planet, what am i missing
-oh nvm, thanks nightow
-HES NOT EXCUSING, HES EXPLAINING OMFG YOU IDIOT
-YEAH FUCKING TELL HIM >:D POP OFF VASH >:D
-WHY IS IT THEN? HUH KNIVES?- oh shit what
-yknow what, ill give knives the fact that humans are ignorant and we are repeating history etc etc, but im done. finish him vash
-for some reason this reminds me to that scene with the soldiers in ep 12. my man really cant catch a break
-YEAH THE GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
-"you've been abandoned" maybe by some but not by everyone. and thats the whole point
-YEAH YOU ARENT BABY ILY
-HOLD UP IS THAT HER FACE?????
-awww :c
chap 7:
-IS IT LIVIO TIME????
-YO WTF, WHO SHOT MY GIRL
-ofc the military would be like this
-i literally cant say whos bleeding
-ah fuck ok
-ugh no...pls dont tell me hes fucking bleeding through his eyes...pls dont (if i see stampede vash bleeding like that i will eat my pc piece by piece)
-chronica :c
-LIVIOOOOOOOOO :0
-OMG YES, YES, IM SO HAPPY. quoting 98 "and i know in my heart he would have done the same"
-MR. VASH, MR. LIVIO AWWW :3
-OH HES SPINNING THOSE FUCKERS :D
-oh well thats not fair, hes too cool
-wait why is knives not wanting to kill vash bad?
chap 8:
-considering the blockers chronica has, entering a fused entity must be scary but also exciting
-ngl i dont get the spikes on the screen thing
-geesus
-WTF YOU DID TO HIM???
-wait no i want to see whats happening with vash- and its livio time
-oh hes alive thank god (this is my 2nd read why am i surprised)
-OH NO ITS THAT MOMENT OH NNONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
-i hate seeing his eyes like that if im being honest, its scary
-ESO MAMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-OH SHIT its my wife
-OH WAIT MY OTHER WIFE IS HERE TOO
-VASH WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE
-OH GOD NOT LEGATO AND THE RUSSIAN DOLL
-CAN SHIT STOP HAPPENING FOR A MINUTE
-THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE CAN YALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN
chap 9:
-omg its the legato episode
-what is happening, what am i looking at
-oh oh shit
-RIGHT IN HIS MF EYE
-what is happening?
-ok flashback time
-yeap. its that time. shit
-geesus fucking christ. tbh ofc legato would think knives is right. there was nothing to prove him wrong
-yeap. i would do the same actually. stomp on his head
-oh honey...honey thats gay-
-is that why he has short hair...cuz knives gave him a name AND A HAIR STYLE??
-damn son
-also i may be wrong but where do people get the idea he inserted metal in his own brain to have those powers?/gen
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Ok so idk if it’s been asked before but what if s/o just happened to come home with like a kitten or puppy? Or maybe some exotic animal since some rogues like Harley like hyenas and such?
Like s/o just gives them the biggest sad eyes and explained they found this poor creature on the streets or that it followed them home. And they swear to the rogue they’ll take full responsibility for it and care for it themselves. The rogue doesn’t have to do anything, they SWEAR it. Maybe the s/o is slightly childish so the rogue isn’t sure about this?
Riddler and any other rogues you wanna throw in pls? 🥺 Just wanna add thank you for everything you write, it’s all so sweet and adorable 🥰
Thank you so so much 🥺❤️ I appreciate your kind words of support!
Pets
The Riddler: That is a big old nope and no you won't change his mind even with the pouting. The closest he'll tolerate is a cat...and that's still a big old nooo. Bad memories of a certain feline foe. He actually somewhat tolerated cats before her. So yeah, this guy isn't budging on any kind of pet. Not even a gold fish because even that will take up some kind of space. Now give it to a shelter. Actually if its a cat, he'll tell you to hand it over. He'll give it to Selina. She picks up strays all the time. Anything else is going. Yes, that includes rats- why do you think he likes rats so much?
Scarecrow: Originally isn't having it because no thank you. However he can't deny you're rather eager and you did say you would do all the work. You better. If you want to keep it then know it is your responsibility alone. If a cat or dog, you may catch him and the pet getting buddy buddy as he gives the pet scratches. Beyond that, I don't see him being very tolerant of any other animal. He really doesn't care for pets of any kind.
Two-Face: Ah. So he gets to take care of not one but two things? Yeah right, as if you could even take care of yourself. Sure but he can take care of you better than you ever could. Okay, how about a dog? You're responsible though because he can't be home for a dog as much as the dog would need. -Will 100% refer to you as the dogs parent- "Go and see your ___." Plus...he likes dogs. Doesn't like cats much after a run in with a certain woman with claws.
Black Mask: Almost breaks up with you on the spot. What do you MEAN YOU WANT A PET SNAKE? Are you high? What did you take? Honestly why can't you want a cat or a dog like anyone else? As much as he'd love the idea of having a big scary dog, he simply doesn't have the patience for any kind of animal. But a snake? Okay yes, maybe it would look cool but what if it got out in the middle of the night and ate you both!? Kind of wants to get your head examined. In the end, no pets and don't even think about sneaking one in. Roman will be pissed and we all know what happens next.
Victor Zsasz: probably the least hassle you'll get tbh. He'd prefer a cat. They tend to come and go. He's also more of a cat person. He also wants to name it. Will easily give the cat more affection than you get. Excuse the kissy faces and sounds as he holds the cat. The two are like two peas in a pod. The cat even listens to him! Suddenly you feel like the third wheel of the place. He won't budge on any other pet. He finds dogs too goofy and makes fun of them often. If you're going to sneak anything in MAKE SURE ITS A CAT OR IT ISNT STAYING.
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ruggiethethuggie · 1 year
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D!!!!!!
Summary: Today is D's birthday and Takemichi wants to make sure that they have a special day. **note: NOT TWST RELATED. Takemichi is from Tokyo Revengers.
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WC: 1593 Tags: fluff, one shot, self insert for D because I said so (but technically gn!reader), Takemichi Hanagaki, established relationship, scary movies, building a fort, cutesie uwu happy bday ;P © please do not copy and or repost my work as your own, my brain is massive and these are my thoughts.
a/n: TO MY BELOVED BESTIE, @demonichikikomori ♥ I hope you have a wonderful day today, or if you sleep all day, I hope your night is just as wonderful. You're the first fanfic writer I found that I enjoyed and I think you deserve the absolute best in this world. I am forever grateful for your friendship, your company, your time. I'm very, very happy to have you here on this fucked up planet for another year. Thank you for being a wonderful friend to me, I just hope that I can always be as wonderful to you. You are forever in my heart and I could kiss you (no homo, homo ♥) I love you so much. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and ps I wrote Takemichi because I cannot write a Ruggie fic to the gold standard Ruggie writer, pls forgive me)
“What are you doing here?” you asked, very confused seeing the person standing in front of you. “What do you mean what are you doing here? It’s your birthday?! I wanted to spend it with my favorite person,” Takemichi said, smiling back at you. “I figured maybe we could… hang out and watch a movie or something,” he said scratching the back of his head. 
“It’s just my birthday, it’s nothing special. It’s just like every other day,” you said sharply. The expression leaving Takemichi’s face almost seemed hurt by your words. “Hey, don’t say that,” he said, taking your hand to hold. “This is my favorite day, because it is a day solely for you.” His genuine smile was pure as you stared back at him. You hated how sincerely sweet he was sometimes, but also greatly appreciated it. His words always found you at the right time, bringing you an immense amount of comfort.
You moved out of the doorway and let him inside. “You are so cheesy sometimes, you know that?” you playfully teased. Your words must’ve embarrassed him, or maybe he was already on edge before coming over. He was always in his head, thinking about what ifs and whys, even though you constantly told him to stop. “Oh, uh, yeah I guess so,” he said with a shy smile and looked off somewhere else in the room.
“Sooo, what movie did you want to watch? I’m not super into movies-” you started to say before he cut you off. “True! But you ARE into scary spooky things, and I have your favorite thing. The Strangers,” he said with a cheeky grin and holding up the movie box in his hands. You looked at him, both amazed by his choice of movie and utterly confused. “Are you… sure you want to watch it? I thought you hated scary movies?” you asked with a small laugh.
Takemichi straightened himself up, almost like becoming a new person. “I can handle it, I know it’s just a movie,” he said reassuringly. Something told you this wasn’t reassuring at all, but more so a cry for help. Maybe he wanted you to change your mind and pick a different movie, but the Strangers was your favorite so why would you.
“Ok, if you say so,” you said with a chuckle. You walked into the kitchen to grab a snack for you both while you watched the movie, while Takemichi made his way to the living room to get the movie setup. “What do you want to drink?” you shouted to him from the kitchen. A few moments passed with no answer, so you shouted again. Still no answer. You walked back to look in the living room, he was so entranced in setting up the living room for the movie he hadn’t heard you call to him.
“Takemichi?” you said quietly, even more confused seeing what he was doing. He was fluffing pillows, arranging them on the couch almost to… build a fort? Your voice surprised him, making him smile and laugh nervously. “Sorry, I wanted to watch in a fort… cause I think it’d be fun. And ya know, if you get scared, I am right there for you to hold,” he said. The cheeky grin across his face was adorable. Building a fort, in your living room, to watch a movie together, all because it was your birthday.
“Uhuh, is that really why you want a fort? Because you think I’ll be the one scared?” you asked amusingly with a laugh. Takemichi put his hand on his chest and dropped his jaw. “Are you saying you don’t want to build a fort with me? How could you…” he said sarcastically. You rolled your eyes at him and walked towards the kitchen again. You were going to make a treat for you two to have during the movie, your go-to buttered popcorn with some cheddar flavoring up top. Takemichi would always joke about how simple the snack was, but you loved it, so why not have it for the movie.
You put your popcorn in the microwave, turning it on and leaning on the counter behind you while you waited for it to finish. After a few minutes, the popping stopped, and you haphazardly took the bag out of the microwave. The bag was hot, so you carefully opened it and dumped the buttered popcorn into a large bowl. You opened one of your cabinets, looking through your slew of spices and powders for your white cheddar popcorn powder. Once in hand, you sprinkled a good helping on the popcorn and lightly tossed the popcorn in the bowl to coat it over all the pieces. You grabbed you and Takemichi both a drink from the fridge, gathering it all in your hands carefully and taking it to the living room.
You came back to the living room to see that in the short amount of time you were gone, he had finished the small fort, using the throw blankets on the couch to make the covering and moving your furniture a bit to create the sides of the fort. He was something else. “Wow, I feel like I’m not turning 21 but maybe turning 7 again today,” you laughed. Takemichi looked up at you, smiling from ear to ear while he tried to help take the drinks and popcorn bowl from you. “I have the movie ready to start, but I just wanted to make a safe spot for you, ya know… cause it’s a scary movie and I don’t want you to be afraid,” he said plopping down on the floor that he had covered with more blankets and pillows. 
You found a cozy spot in the fort Takemichi had made for you both, snuggling up beside him as he turned the movie on with the remote. As the movie starts and the beginning starts to play, you look over at Takemichi. He seems anxious, does he get scared easily? “Hey, babe, have you ever seen this before?” you asked, popping some popcorn into your mouth. Takemichi laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head again. “Uh, well, no… not exactly. This is the first time watching it,” he said with a small chuckle. You nodded your head slowly in response.
“Inspired.. by true events?” Takemichi asked, turning to you for confirmation. The expression on his face looked so concerned. That’s when it hit you, he is an actual baby watching scary movies. He is not going to make it through this movie at all. “Yes, it is.. Is that ok?” you asked teasingly. Takemichi grabbed the pillow beside him and held it in front of him. “Yes? Why wouldn’t it be, it’s not like it’s happening to us so.. It’s fine,” he answered in a not so reassuring tone.
As the movie continued, it was obvious he was getting more and more paranoid with every minute. Watching the movie must’ve been torture for him, but he was adament that he was going to watch it because it was your favorite and today was your birthday. Every few minutes, even if nothing was really happening, was like a jumpscare for him. It was entertaining hearing him talk to the characters on the tv as if they could hear his advice on what not to do. It was a very adorable sight, if you were being honest. By the time the movie was over, Takemichi was gripping the pillow in his arms so tight that fluffing it would never put it back to the way it was. His eyes were wide and he was clenching his jaw so tight from all the anxiety he was having. 
“Are you going to be okay?” you asked playfully. He let out a long sigh before completely laying on the floor and putting the pillow over his face. “I am going to take that as a no,” you laughed as you poked his side. You could hear his muffled ughhhhh from under the pillow. You leaned down close to the pillow so you could whisper to him. “Do you want me to protect you next time, you can sit in my lap and I’ll hold you,” you whispered teasingly. He pulled the pillow off his face and gave you a look that could kill. His pouty, angry face was even more adorable than his normal face. “I swear, I am not a big baby,” he said, puffing his bottom lip out. “I know you’re not,” you said as you leaned down to give him a kiss on his pouting lips. 
“Happy birthday, butthead, I love you very much,” he said as you leaned away from him. He made your heart very happy and you loved that he took the time out of his day to make your day special.
Suddenly, a few knocks were at your door. “AHHH!!” Takemichi shouted as he jumped up, accidentally spilling the remainder of the popcorn on the floor. He was glaring at the door, his eyes wide and his expression nothing but anxiety once again. “It’s fine, nothing’s wrong. It’s probably just my neighbors or something. They know it’s my birthday,” you reassured him as you walked towards the front door.
“Please, please, please do not open that door… What if it’s like the movie?!” he said, his eyes still wide as ever as he watched you grab the door handle. “Oh come on, babe. There’s nothing to be afraid of,” you laughed as you opened the door slowly.
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its-really-dry · 2 years
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𝔻ℝ 𝕊𝕋ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽ℝ𝕀𝔼ℕ𝔻𝕊 𝕀ℕ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕄𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕀-𝕊𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕆𝔽 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔸ℕ𝔸?
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before you start, please read [this] which is a summary of the series and disclaimer -> you should know that this au series will have a good few spoilers to the new dr strange in them. so if you haven't seen it and don't want to have it ruined, pls don't read ittttt. everything i write is fic NOT fact!
A/N: idk if it will be a wanda x reader, more reader being a flort 😩
@itsthescarletwitch @wandaspov @smallestavenger @nctxrejects @incorrectlycorrectfun
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photo is mine babes :3
chapter one: that one red scary slavic wizard woman
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it was a wonderful, and utterly delightful tuesday afternoon in the bustling city of new york. stephen strange was sitting down in one of his favourite cafes with wong, as they spoke about whatever the hell sorcerers speak about on a tuesday afternoon, when suddenly the doors to the once peaceful cafe slam open so hard it made the ground shake.
both strange and wong's eyes shot up to the door as they watch you march in with another girl following you closely.
"STEPHANIE!" you shout and strange groans out in frustration.
"what did i say to you about calling me that, y/n?"
"idk bro. ANYWAYS this, is my new friend, america chávez! america, this is stephanie strange and wong, the cool magic people i told you about!"
"hi! loving the cape by the way."
"america has these cool af powers that can open up portals to the multi-chorus!"
"verse."
"verse! the multiverse!"
"eeeeyyyup."
"AND she can also punch REALLY hard!"
wong and strange stare at each other in confusion before stephen waves his hands in front of you and america.
"ok, ok, ok. slow down. hey miss chávez it's nice to meet you. first off, the name's stephen strange. second, we are sorcerers, not magicians. and thirdly, you can open what's to where now?"
"portals to the multiverse. was he even listening?"
"he's and older guy, he might need a minute." you say which makes america snicker.
strange just rolls his eyes, "how do you do that?"
"do what?"
"open portals to the multiverse? that is impossible!"
"i have actually no clue. i just do." america shrugs.
"forget how she does it stephen! isn't it cool!? we've visited 3 different universes already!" you exclaim
"yeah, but we almost got stuck in the paint-a-verse."
"THE WHAT!?" both wong and strange shout.
you laugh, "the paint-a-verse! it's epic when your not almost coming apart into liquid form."
"or combining with each other!" america adds.
stephen sighs and looks across the table to the supreme.
"wong?"
"don't look at me, y/n is your student." wong answers with his hands up.
just as the doctor was about to speak, you interrupt him quickly
"ALRIGHT YES I KNOW, I KNOW, i would love to stick around for the lecture about why i was a bad girl but we actually need your help!"
"yes we do, and we have precisely," america looks down at her watch, "4 minuets before DISTRUCTION!"
"DISTRUCTION!?"
"omg wong sush she might hear us!" you whisper and cover his mouth with your hand. wong looks up at you and strange raises an eyebrow in question at you.
"who might hear you?"
"that one red scary slavic wizard woman!" america tells him, "she wears red, black and other goth colours OH and she wears a mc donalds M head band looking thing! what was her name again y/n?"
"red wizard?"
"no no no no it wasn't that."
"uhhhh red bi**h?"
"noooo. what's another type of red?"
"rose?"
"no."
"carmine?"
"nah, that's too much sophistication."
"ummm...... oH SCARLET!"
"YEAH! that's the one! the scarlet bi**h!"
"oof. i'm pretty sure it was witch."
"oh yeah, you're right. the scarlet witch."
"the scarlet witch."
"wanda maximoff!?" strange screams.
you and america nod vigorously with smiles that soon turn to grimaces when you hear the sound of a loud bang and the sight of dark clouds covering the once blue skies outside. everyone stares out of the floor to celling widows of the cafe in horror.
"you two are gonna tell me what the actual hell is going on right now! y/n!?"
you know by the expression on you tutor's face, you had to spill the beans asap and forget the towels for clean up because with the mess you were about to make, you'd need a lot more than a few measly pieces of cloth for that.
"uhhh.... hahaha ummm so basically. we kinda. oh um ok-"
"Y/N."
"SORRY WE NEED YOUR HELP TEACH!"
"why!?"
"cause, i took america on a mini journey with my sling but we kinda might have ended up where the scary witch lady was staying and um we made fun of her dead husband basically i called him an EE wifi router and then america said that she bets when he moans, it sounds like the windows start up sound- OH MY GOSH."
you and america burst out laughing, so hard that she fell over, holding her stomach.
"and when he goes in, it does the USB insert sound!"
"CHÁVEZ!"
strange is not amused one bit, and you two noticed this. you stop laughing then pull america up off of the floor and she brushes herself off. strange puts his book down and asks,
"so we all know why that was the most stupid thing you could possibly do, but you still haven't explained why you need my help."
"OH. so that made her angry, so she used her magic red stuff to hurt y/n so i got mad and through a rock at her and then opened a portal and then she, i guess got excited about that which is a little weird cause i'm a minor- but i digress. then she was like 'ohhh there you are america chávez. you have something i want, and i always get what i want'."
"and then i said 'hell no satan not today' and then we jumped through and she screamed after us."
"it sounded like the cries from hell." america whispers.
"oh god." wong sighs as he holds the bridge of his nose.
stephen is having a hard time taking in all of this sudden information that has been slapped in his face. he still hasn't even processed how you even met america in the first place! his head starts to spin so he takes a sip of his water, and that's when he hears you say,
"oh and i think it made her a teensy bit more angy cause i took her emo book."
strange's gaze shoot up to you and he analyzes the black book that you are holding in front of you. his eyes widen.
"the dark hold? yoU TOOK THE DARK HOLD?"
"stephen, are you just going to go past the fact that wanda maximoff HAS the DARK HOLD!?"
"oMg wong, stephanie! calm the heckers down. we got it all under control!"
*B A N G*
"really?"
"of course." you say, a shiver following right after.
suddenly, the four of you hear a voice, loud and clear in your minds and it kinda freaks you and america out, but stephen and wong look unfazed.
"you are playing with fire girls. you are very persistent. you must reeeaaalllyy wanna get burned."
"holy smack. y/n did you hear that!?"
"i did mary and i'm not gonna lie, that was kinda a turn on."
"y/n this is no joking matter! you have overstepped into dangerous territory and you have now endangered everyone!" strange scolds.
america shakes her head and stands in front of you, proactively.
"you can't just get mad at her mr. strange! it was the both of us!" america holds your hand tightly and smiles at you. you smile back and then hear stephen groan.
"FINE. however, you are going to have to come back with us to the sanction so we can look into this situation in detail-"
"hello there little girls. are you gonna make this easy, or are you gonna be hard on yourselves?"
"sorry doc but the is no time!" you declare and use your sling to open up a portal.
"no! y/n! you mustn't leave with the dark hold! give it to me now!"
"i'm sorry wong but no can do. i messed up, so i'm gonna fix it."
"it's not about who fixes it y/n. the dark hold is dangerous!"
"oh this chatter is getting boring! shut up and give me what i want."
"F**K LET'S DIP!"
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU Y/N!"
you and america run through the portal and it closes back instantly. strange and wong are still in their defensive stances, yet, wanda doesn't attack. she only let's out a spine chilling cackle and with a wisp of black, grey and red smoke, she disappears. the only thing left was the echo of the witches laugh.
"they're gonna get their a$$es kicked by that witch." strange mumbles.
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throwaway-yandere · 1 year
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This is a highly controversial question that could probably get me canceled on this website so I need to be careful with how I word this but please, PLEASE, explain to me why you use they/them pronouns? Is it even rude to ask that?? A little bit of background so you can understand where I'm coming from PLS DON'T COME FOR MY NECK JUST YET BUT I live in Eastern Europe and everything is very conservative here, everything, people are still stuck in the 19th century when it comes to the LGBT community and whatnot. I never knew people used they/them pronouns until I first joined Tumblr back in 2017 and for YEARS I was just like "Ah, ok cool, I'll just call them that. I don't really know and understand why people pick these pronouns but I feel bad for not calling them something they don't like." There are always special snowflakes online that use the pronouns to gain some sort of attention (be it good or bad...) but there seems to be a genuine number of individuals that uses them for a reason, not just to gain petty internet attention or whatever. I trust you so that's why I'm asking you, I'm still a little in the dark when it comes to these things, I hope you see where I'm coming from 🥲
JDKAOWOQO OH NO ACTUALLY I FEEL LIKE MY ANSWER IS MORE CONTROVERSIAL HAHAHAH–
and huhu you're not rude at all!!! I totally get what you mean when you get this feeling that people are doing it for attention huhuhuhu
I feel so flattered that you trust me but I have a feeling I'm not the right person to ask this... um... I use they/them mostly because I just wanna set boundaries, that's all hahaha ;;---;;
"... that's probably the most boring answer you could give huh ansytea" yEAH WELL IT'S THE TRUTH AND I'M A BAD LIAR so yeah this is my honest to God reply
First: I don't want to explicitly give away too much of who I am in the internet like what's my real name, gender, country, etc. I feel like it's not safe at all considering this is a dark content blog huhu. The internet's pretty dang scary. Cuz doxxing and all that...
But I think I can understand where most people are coming from when they use they/them pronouns, they just don't feel like they belong in a certain standard of masculinity or femininity– or at least they feel like they exude both sides enough.
Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm nonbinary at all. All I know is that I'm ace and possibly aro. I have a name that's more common to the opposite gender than "what's in one's pants"– and I feel a strange disconnect with the gender that's given to me?
My reasonings are going to be very specific so it wouldn't really apply to everyone who uses they/them pronouns huhu:
I was raised knowing that my parents wanted me to be the opposite gender since I'm their second child haha. I always end up on the other gender's list when the teacher does a rollcall my whole life, and everytime I introduce myself it's always "Oh I thought you're a ____ because of your name!" and maybe I'm just a weakling but it kinda bugs me to the point that I go "... yeah I wish I was a ____ too."
I don't feel like a boy. I don't feel like a girl. I don't know where I belong between those two sexes and there just comes a point where you're tired of just trying to please whatever perception people have of you? Hahaha I am NOT making sense I am so sorry miss ana 😭
I'm from a very conservative country too so there are times I feel like I'm not feminine/masculine enough compared to people my age and (admittedly) I get a bit irritable/hurt whenever people force those standards on me lol. I just wanna live life without all those things, I guess. It's tiring hearing those aunties say you're not good enough and that you should look more aesthetically pleasing to get the attention of the other gender like auntie I'm asexual I don't wanna get hitched–
I'm honestly fine if people assume that I'm a boy/girl online and call me by other pronouns lololol, but will I ever actually admit what's my assigned gender? Probably not unless we're close my comrades and haha unfortunately I used to have a tendency to trust easily. I feel comfortable being called they/them, and that's just how it is lololol
Ajeioaoa ughhhh im so frustrated that my response probably isn't helpful because I can't explain it myself the only thing I can give you is my experiences ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ yejakeiaosooaoa iM SO SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN–
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potatopossums · 2 years
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ok, I'm pretty sure i know what a crush is.
i know what it feels like. what it has you thinking about. etcetera.
i say this having experienced crushes or something similar growing up. if what i experience nowadays is not a crush, then neither was that stuff. not sure it makes sense to disprove something in the past tho. puberty hormones are a crazy thing.
but here i am looking for excitement, right? I'm thinking about a relative stranger. replaying moments in my head, reliving them, because they were exciting. that's the part that has always enticed me: the excitement of chase and flirting. danger is exciting too (haha trauma amirite).
I'm not sure this translates into a crush for me. it is a little annoying? a little fun too. but it's hard because I'd like to talk about my excitement and i seriously don't want allo people (or anybody for that matter) to assume i must have a romantic crush on someone and therefore, of course, must ask them out. it makes everything far less fun for me. i want my emotions and experiences to be good things, not "signs" to allo people for them to disregard everything I'm saying. how am I supposed to express any of this stuff to people who don't understand why i don't want to date people if they see "so much compatibility" and "see so much love in my heart" and think "we would be such a good match" or say i "don't know until i try."
girl, I'm divorced and i have dated plenty of people and it is not for me.
so this is for the aroallo and aroace people who might get this.
she's tall and pretty and ahhhh so tall, i have a thing for tall people. tall, scary, dominant, decisive, assertive people. like oh my god, do-it-yourself-er. my work sells jewelry with crystals in them, so we have little books on the spiritual and physical properties of all the stones for customers to use if they so choose. i was helping another customer with them earlier so they were still sitting out on a counter, and this girl goes over and grabs them all by herself and starts looking up what she wants in like, all 4 of them. like a powerhouse. unstoppable. she has been here before and she cannot be stopped. pls help.
sometimes i want to be intellectually and emotionally stepped on by tall, pretty, blonde women that scare me, ok?
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a text conversation. image transcript:
Friend: Oh hell yeah dude. What'd y'all talk about?
OP: mmm mostly just ring stuff. she was like "I'm such a ring whore" and i was like "that's a good thing to be." and then she was wearing a lot of rings at the time and i was like "yeah you could take somebody out with those" and she was like yeah
Friend: HAHAHA
OP: and then she was looking up stuff in the big book of stones and she was about to look in the index and i was like nah they're alphabetized. and then i was like "i mean if I'm wrong then.." and she was like "then you get to die" and i was like yes pls. u get to punch me to death w them rings. a happy death
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like, idk what to call it, i don't have a good word for it in my opinion. it's just exciting to me in the way it's exciting to meet someone at a club and really click and how good that makes you feel. it doesn't have to mean you're meant for each other in a romantic sense or even a sexual sense. it can just be fun and exciting. maybe you make out or cuddle or grope. who knows. maybe that's it. or maybe you just flirt and banter and that's all. that's ok too.
i have no idea what this is. i just hope that I'm really feeling myself when she comes in again. i hope i look hot or something idk. not in an unapproachable way. just in a way that is me. bc i have no idea what i look like to other ppl but she is scary and probably nothing scares her lol. and I'm kind of a fan of that ngl. maybe it's the whole unattainable allure, the frayromantic. maybe it's better in my head than irl. who knows. but it's just fun and that's all i have to say. it's fun and i hope it's fun next time too.
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euphor1a · 2 years
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heyyyy, ive been meaning to ask you this but idk why i didn't until now🙃, lol anw since you posted that anon hour thingie im just gonna ask: which kpop idol is *actually* your type?? fr who would you date irl👁️👄👁️
your stan list is hefty(lol i check your carrd randomly sometimes it's so pretty)so im v curious
Ahhhh interesting question 😳!! I have never really thought about it, but y’know, sometimes (more than sometimes tbh) I’m watching a video and someone does something and internally I’m just going “hmm I think I’d actually date this guy” or “damn I think I’m in love is he maybe looking for a wife or something” 🧍🏽‍♀️
Skshksjk anyway, I made a whole ass list. Because yes. You might find it suprising at some points but not really... idk 🤡
bts: hobi (... he’s so hubby material it huRTS 😭! have you ever noticed how fucking caring and understanding this man is? and the way he’s so passionate? he’s so attractive 😔 also his vibe is top tier I LOVE IT SM GAHHHH >.< it’s like an instant mood lifter) + jk (pretty sure no one is surprised that i’m picking him, but 🥺 he’s so boyfriend shaped 🥺, and god, i can’t explain in short but i adore everything about him to bits ☹️, you can go through my tag for him and see the embarrassing ass posts i make about him if you wanna know more. PLS DON’T ACTUALLY, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR)
txt: binnie (i’m aware that i rarely scream about him so let me just— OH MY GOD CHOI SOOBIN IS LITERALLY MY IDEAL TYPE 😭?? i love quiet and shy people who are actually unhinged once they get comfortable, because guess what i’m exactly the same 🤠! we can be introverted clowns together and i’d love him so bad 🤧! i’ll probably be whiny and pouty all the time and i just know that he’s the type of boyfriend who pouts back and then kisses you. KICKING MY FEET WHY DID I IMAGINE THAT FUCJNSSS)
svt: gyu (the male-wife agenda is real you guys 😔!!! he’s a soft giant™ type of guy :( also his vibe??? idk bro something about enfjs 🥲, i feel so drawn to whatever he does. and he’s really fucking tall and buff, which are such a BONUS, because for some reason i really like the thought of being carried around in the house, especially if i’m tired or sleepy. so yeah. would climb 10/10. cuddles for life. size kink go brrrr. big boobs so i can hide from all the scary things in his chest. also i love him so very much and it hurts. ok that is enough simping) + dino (ah... love me a guy who can make me laugh to the point i feel like i’m gonna die because i haven’t breathed in the past 40 seconds. another enfj too :') i just know i’d be the happiest girl on earth with him. he’s so attractive??? and his personality??? and when he laughs???? and he’s so honest about how he feels :( *falls in love and breaks a limb*) + cheol (look me in the eye and tell me that he isn’t TOP TIER HUSBAND MATERIAL. i. dare. you. if he cares about you, you’re gonna be his top priority and i stan that shit so hard. he actually makes me feel like a 14 y/o who has developed a crush on someone for the first time 😭)
enha: park jongseong (🛐🛐🛐 he regularly makes my expectations for a partner reach new heights and i’m not exactly a fan of it. LIKE??? DUDE DON’T DO THAT I’M GONNA DIE SINGLE🧍🏽‍♀️??? ugh god he’s so :((( totally the type to hug you from the back as a surprise and then kiss any bare skin he can find in your shoulder/neck area. also, the type to bury his nose there and inhale your scent because he associates you with home— NOW TELL ME WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF 😭😭😭😭)
&team: kei (the irl disney prince i deserve!!! 🥺 throughout &audition he tightened his grip around my heart so badly... i legit get heart flutters whenever he appears on screen. he’s so exceptionally thoughtful and caring 😭, and his energy is so intoxicating! i love it, it makes me smile all the time! can’t wait for his debut 🥺)
skz: chan (do i really need to explain?? this man makes me feel such a wide range of emotions. a big heart with a big... nose and so goddamn boyfriend??? i love him. and ngl, it feels like he walked straight out of a romance webtoon. chan is very supportive of everyone too, it’s kinda crazy? i adore him 😞)
atz: yunho (this guy... i’d commit arson for him. he’s my honeybun, sugarplum, cuppycake, gumdrop etc. etc. you get it 🥺🤧😭!! i love him so much fuck i know i’m repeating the same shit over and over for everyone but yunho is so precious oh my god 😭!! soft boyfie :(( my heart aches for him, and!! yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning 🤠👏🏼 *is that enough for a ring?*)
— “ anon hour ☁️ ” + send me an ask!
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inabarbi3world · 2 years
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(These are my live reactions as I’m watching rn)
Maddie: yes because you were searching for something… what are you looking for now?
HMMMMMM IDK MADDIE WHAT COULD BUCK P O S S I B L Y BE LOOKING FOR AND “OPENING HIMSELF UP TO NEW POSSIBILITIES”
HMMMMMM I T R U L Y WONDER MHM I SURE DO
and Karen? Calling Bobby? FUCKING SLAYYYY I love that girl sm
i feel so bad for Connor- WAIT BUCK????? SPERM DONOR????? (this is a possibility Buck, you did say you wanted to do new things and new adventures but… IDK ABOUT THIS IDK HOW IT WOULD TIE INTO THE STORY WTF?) imagine he realizes that he wants to have kids with a certain… someone…? If he finds out he’s also infertile I will LITERALLY go INSANE.
LMFAOOOO “excruciatingly specific detail” sigh i love you chimney sm and Christopher with his independence- big slay
wait wtf a drunk driver… sigh. Oh hell no HE BETTER- WHAT THE FUCK HE BETTER NOT CRASH WITH CHIMEBY IN THE CAR I SWEAR TO GOD. GOOOO BUCK FUCKING GO YES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOOOO WHITE BOY GOOOOO
That motorcycle riding paid off damn LMFAO HE REALLY JUST… LMFAO WAIT THAT SCENE KINDA SMACKED HELP
Aw I love bobthena both melancholy and kinda happy
LMFAOOOOOO EDDIE’s DAD “I didn’t protect you enough” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT LMFAO (ok but why his dad kinda spit a bit of facts; kinda scary if he’s making sense)
oh. Wow really you caught him off guard? shocking. oop- damn that’s sad I’m sorry Connor. I- DAMN DUDE I’m so glad buck is being told this by someone SOB SOB SOB nah i think he’s gonna do it
This feels like a domestic violence scene um i don’t like this UM WHAT IN THE FUCK NAH
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girl…
Why do they keep putting Maddie through the same CALLS EVERY TIME LET THE GIRL BREATHE GODDAMN DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE SEEING HER SHOWING HOW MUCH SHES OVERCOME BUT DAMN
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Ok.
Anyway.
Hen.
Slay. As you do always. LMFAO SAME GIRL I CANT FOLD FITTED SHEETS EITHER
YAY MORE BUCKHEN SCENES
WHY IS BUCK SO CLOSE TO THE TABLE HELP HES ADORABLE
IMFOWNDOWNXOWNXOWNXOWNDOWNSIWNDOWNXOWNDN PLEASE BUZZED HEN AND BUCK IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLS
yeah you better save that dog tf I genuinely- LMFAO HELP DRUNK ASFFFFFFFFF STOPPP EVEN DRUNK HEN CAN SAVE A DOG OVER THE PHONE PLS.
OH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA KEEP HOOVER ARENT THEY OH MY GOD GES SLAYYYYYYY
hen gonna be a doctor
when fathers actually talk to their children>>>>>>
Maddie is such an amazing character dude I love her sm okay fine fine this is amazing portrayal of her using her trauma to know what claribelle and her family needed, the empathy
O-
Hen.
OH? A PRACTICAL EZAMMMMMMMM?
OMG OMG BOBHENA SO CUTEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD THE DOGGGGGGGGG HOOVERRRRRR HOW FUCJING ADORABLE MY GOD THATS A SLAY AND A HALF
oh. AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE BUCKKKKKKK YOURE SO GOOD OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING EPISODE OH MY GOD “ABSOLUTELY BE YOU SPERM DONOR” OH MY GOD YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU SM BUCK YOU ADORABLE HUMAB BEING IM SOBBING
IM SO HAPPY WITH THIS WEEK’s EP
sob.
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First off your name (s) are so pretty, they sound so magical, and Artemisia? THAT'S SO BADASS WTF. Like the Greek goddess Artemis, so cool. (I kind of did know your first name because I just guessed that one). My name is Haleema (it's pronounced exactly the way it's spelt. Ha-lee-ma, but Hal is just easier for everyone ig?) But thank you!
You should definitely show me pictures of your plants and flowers, I have a few growing in my garden, mostly daisies which are my favourite, these little purple guys just grow wherever. They're very pretty, kinda remind me of the Haitani's colour scheme.
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And these are my figures! I call them My council and we have regular meetings it's all very serious. I got the chifuyu on my birthday and the baji I bought to complete the duo! I really hope they release Haitani figs soon, I just know Rindou would look pretty on my shelf 😭
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You should also definitely read bird box, the way it does the horror is so... Like it's so effective because it deprives you of so much, you're in the dark as much as the characters are. It's fast paced, the characters are complex and it's scary, moreso because it leaves so much to your imagination.
I also have a copy of battle Royale! I haven't read it though, I didn't know there was a book series to final destination though¿? (You are more than welcome to talk books w me btw, I am English student, I'd love that!)
That is a really pretty pin! Pretty like you! (I'm sorry the compliments and praise never stops when it comes to me)
But I am so sorry I haven't seen st trinians, I have failed you! 😓I'll still do the heist though. Maybe I'll split the winnings with you?
Yeah I think it means gift of Artemis though don't quote me on that.
Ah so that's it! I was thinking two Ms but it was actually two Es! Oh good I've been pronouncing it the right way this whole time. I've actually never heard that name before which is why I was curious.
Ok here are my plants (had to get some different shots to capture them all)
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Here's my little strawberry too
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They are very pretty! Daisies are super cute too!
Ahh they all look so cool! I'm sure you have very important meetings together, probably votes too. Who's the loudest in your meetings?
I will read it I've nearly finished my current book so I'll read it next. How can I not after a review like that.
Yeah there is! There's two separate series, there's one which follows the first 3 movies but adds some extra details in to each of the characters and one which follows original final destination storyline with 6 books in total. They're all pretty rare though, I've only got the 3rd movie book and the first 5 of the og series.
You give compliments so effortlessly though, I always find myself wanting to give compliments but getting too nervous to actually do so.
YOU SERIOUSLY HAVEN'T SEEN ST TRINIANS!? THAT'S LIKE UK TEENAGE GIRL 101, PLS TELL ME YOU'VE AT LEAST SEEN ANGUS THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING!?
You also missed out on this banger of a song which I still find myself humming to this day
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Hello you mrs. mango eater iced coffee drinker bread lover honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag princess😅
Hm so with my second account, it follows the same blogs I follow in the first one. I don't really know how to just follow certain blogs for each account lol cause I tried to see if I can follow people with my second account name but I can't 🤔
But yeah 😁 it is like incorrect quotes, and right now it's mostly focused around Wanda hahaha I am making it mostly funny because I really don't know how to write anything else. I suck at writing things in detail.
Ah I know what you mean. My best friend is the same way, she is constantly cleaning or just playing with her daughter. I think she will have a hard time when my niece goes to preschool soon lol
I say get drunk! It's the end of the year, let go of it ahahaha let go by getting drunk then having a really bad hangover the next day. Hm, maybe I won't give you my other tumblr name, I don't wanna get weird drunk text from you 😂 just kidding
Okay, I'll see if I can find the movie in the store or stream it somewhere 🤔 I am the same way, I hate when people talk to me during the movie. But if I am at home, I always pause the movie so I can make comments lol
I usually don't mind gory movies. I get iffy though when they show something being done to the characters skin or nails. Hahaha! Thats exactly why I can't watch filipino scary movies. I feel like the ghosts or supernatural stuff are actually there and will haunt me.
Hm I don't know either. I never pay attention to ratings until after I watch the movie. Oh actually there is one that people loved but I hate it because it was so bad. It's the cabin in the woods. It's supposed to be scary, but the whole time I was watching it, I kept going what the eff. 😂
Ok, last question for the night. 3 movies or shows that awaken your sexuality or was your sexual awakening. I hope the question made sense.
-CuriousGeorge
Hi hi righty eyebag!
Wow, that was a long nickname plus the princess nickname at the end..😁🤭
Ah i see. So it means ur second account follows mine..i wonder which none is u 🤔 hahahah.
I love incorrect quotes! Some of them can make me really laugh out loud..😅😆 n how they make y/n sometimes stupid but funny n how wanda or nat very patient with y/n. I love it!
Hahaha okay, it's understandable that u dont wanna give me ur tumblr because of not wanting to get drunk text from me. 🤣🤣🤣
Im.not sure if i wanna get drunk. The last time i got drunk, i shared a big bottle of vodka with him n other cocktails, i got so drunk n i felt like shit the next morning.. 🤣
Hahah yeah pls find it n let me know what u think about Knives Out.
Well, that's not fun either if u keep stopping the movie to comment. Just kidding.😆 at least it's bettter than miss the movie because someone is talking. It's still very thoughtful of u.
I will talk in the movie sometimea if we rewatch a movie n the other person already watched it too.
Im like that too with indonesian ghost movie.. i think asian ghosts r described a little more eerily weird.hahaha. n they look scary.
Ah i see.i never really remember movies that i regret watching that people love it.
Oh oh! I remember! I watched Hunger Games Mocking Birds with my friends n they all were excited about it. But i fell asleep watching it.😅 a movie thats called Yesterday also got me bored like hell that i have to stop watching it not even half of movie. The most recent bad movies i watch that people seems to love it is the latest Jurassic Park movies. I even feel like almost 3 hours of my life was wasted 😅 it's just my opinion though, i hv nothing agaisnt the fans of that movie.
Hmm 3 movies that was my gay awakening
1. The Mummy Returns (Rachelle Weisz was sooo hot in it)
2. I Can't Think Straight (the story is quite similar with my story with my ex-gf)
3. Kyss Mig or Kiss me (it's a sweden movie but good story in it.)
4. Iron Man 2 (when Natasha first appeared in MCU)
Whats urs?
Next question
Cheerio!
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I thought the hands were Mingi's, then Hongjoong's too 🥴 aaahhhhh now I think it's the same Hwa actually, but obviously we have Real Hwa and Hala Hwa anyways I WILL TAKE BOTH, THANXX! Yes Seonghwa???
San: running for his life 🏃‍♂️💨 Woohwa: dancing time 🕺🕺Yeosang: 🎻
(I know it goes back to Diary film and is relevant to the plot, but out of context it looked so funny kahdjsgsjsvsysyshe)
Yes, San when he yeets himself at the White Masked Men? 😭 him running from the guards too, poor boy. The trailer was saaaaauuuuuur guuuuuud I almost dropped my plate. And the new photo yaaaay I called it, Guerrilla is the title! And Park Seonghwa in red 🤗
Yeah? The mighty Jongho. Please....Wouldn't survive a summer day here lmao. I love 🐁 and 🐀 actually, but they can do damage sadly
"Storms are nice" bestie.... et tu Brute 🤧 I hate weather like that, we have awful wind right now and I DESPISE IT it's annoying and scary, I keep getting weather alerts by text and they're not helping 🔫
Idk fans buy designer shit for idols, it's craaaaaazyyyyyy no wonder they have money on 500 albums. Yes absolutely no 🚫🦶🚫
Wheew I'm glad you're rona-free already! Ushsjsysheueehw I constantly have runny nose and sore throat + occasional cough, so if I had light rona symptoms I wouldn't know 😅 so many of my US Stays friends caught it after the concerts
I'm a boomer, but MY SKILLS ARE ALSO RUSTY OK :///
Nftnmi 🙈🙊🙉 how am I gonna face her after seeing that, lololol. Have you seen the shit about Atz's Universe Showcase and NFT... I'm so done
How did the person even came up with that FF prank 🥴 I couldn't believe, but then thought "weirdest things had happened soooo" now I'm disappointed, I wanna see them on the show
Yeah I know they're still pirates, but we're not on the sea fighting krakens now, so that's a bit sad, but hopefully we will be back on their ship soon!
Stopppp I support idols eating vegetables without complaining like 5 year olds, so this is a green flag for me
Blue Hawaii (the drink) was nice, honestly can't remember udgsuyshshdushs naaaah I don't want anything to escalate unless it's in my head 😏 yeah that bitch was late and interrupted (saved) her then had a problem??? I would whoop his fucking ass actually
I have random flashbacks from that dream, but my brain is pretty blank. BUT I HAD ANOTHER ONE pretty sure it involved Rowoon and Seonghwa? I need to stop reading so much fanfiction, seriously. But it felt like they had other faces as well, idk everytime there's an unidentified hot man in my dream I headcanon him as Hwa, it's my duty to do so.
I hope they collab with one of the Korean vegan cosmetics brands I use <3
I wanna biteeee 🧛‍♀️ slap only if they act up. I'm just saying Song Mingi looks so good alright and his poses are the best imo 🤷‍♀️ also man has blue streaks now, he's moving fast
One step closer to getting Seonghwa x Soohyuk moment? 🤡
San was wearing a rolex too I think? Did daddy CEO buy them or are they their own rich daddies 👀
*sobs* this whole thread, but especially. Just a cute boy in his STOMPERS thought he was wearing Hot Wheels merch at first - DV 💖
hi hello!!!
I thought the hands were Mingi's, then Hongjoong's too 🥴 aaahhhhh now I think it's the same Hwa actually, but obviously we have Real Hwa and Hala Hwa anyways I WILL TAKE BOTH, THANXX! Yes Seonghwa???
HEY HEY STOP RIGHT THERE DO NOT GO ON SEONGHWAS HAND LIKE THAT I WILL BRING MY COLLECTION OUT,,, AND SEONGHWA IN RED???? >>>>>>>>>>>> he looks so fine,, orange version looks so pretty 😩😩 also bestie i had a question since ur a GO person,, is ordering from synnara worth it? like their pob’s? or is the regular ktown4u pob’s better dbdb
San: running for his life 🏃‍♂️💨 Woohwa: dancing time 🕺🕺Yeosang: 🎻
LMFAOOOO NO LITERALLY 😭😭 SAN SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND SEONGHWA FILMING AN AD THERE PLS 😭😭😭
(I know it goes back to Diary film and is relevant to the plot, but out of context it looked so funny kahdjsgsjsvsysyshe)
NO FR IT DID BC WHY WAS SEONGHWA PERFORMING THE DEJA VU DANCE 😭😭 also a track u have dibs on from the track list 🔫
Yes, San when he yeets himself at the White Masked Men? 😭 him running from the guards too, poor boy. The trailer was saaaaauuuuuur guuuuuud I almost dropped my plate. And the new photo yaaaay I called it, Guerrilla is the title! And Park Seonghwa in red 🤗
san poor boy indeed he’s just out here sacrificing himself and there’s wooyoung dancing 😭😭 IT WASS AND SO PRETTILY FILMED TOO THE PRODUCTION VALUE 🤌🏼🤌🏼 so true bestie park seonghwa in red >>> 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Yeah? The mighty Jongho. Please....Wouldn't survive a summer day here lmao. I love 🐁 and 🐀 actually, but they can do damage sadly
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 jongho’s fear is reasonable bc what the fuck are these bugs on????? centipedes r fUCKING DISGUSTING DIS.GUSTING. HELLO??????? DO U WANT THESE MICE OR MOUSE THERES TWO APPARENTLY HAVE UR RATA TOOT TOOT
"Storms are nice" bestie.... et tu Brute 🤧 I hate weather like that, we have awful wind right now and I DESPISE IT it's annoying and scary, I keep getting weather alerts by text and they're not helping 🔫
oui moi aussi hehe <3 ☺️☺️ NAURRRR WRAP URSELF IN A BLANKET AND LISTEN TO BROWN NOISE it’ll be much better or maybe what’s better is that im almost done with dreaded bodyguard fic dbdbd angst road going strong atm <33
Idk fans buy designer shit for idols, it's craaaaaazyyyyyy no wonder they have money on 500 albums. Yes absolutely no 🚫🦶🚫
no bc i see those bp fans get them like high brand stuff like bestie u don’t think they have it already 😭😭😭🤚🏼 chinese bar fans are cRAZZY RICH AND I NEED THEIR TIPS
Wheew I'm glad you're rona-free already! Ushsjsysheueehw I constantly have runny nose and sore throat + occasional cough, so if I had light rona symptoms I wouldn't know 😅 so many of my US Stays friends caught it after the concerts
rona free finally bestie 😭😭 so glad i absolutely hated every thing about it and hated to skip things 🔫🔫 no bc ur immune water hating system iM VV IMPRESSED WITH U NO RONA HELLO MAYBE I SHOULD TRY IT FBFBF maybe not rona but probably flu!! no bc talking abt skz isn’t like police being involved in their concerts bc someone threatened some shit??? 😭😭😭 it’s always their concerts too??? tf???
I'm a boomer, but MY SKILLS ARE ALSO RUSTY OK :///
LMFAOOOO rusty skills here is a another wip drop for san <3
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Nftnmi 🙈🙊🙉 how am I gonna face her after seeing that, lololol. Have you seen the shit about Atz's Universe Showcase and NFT... I'm so done
NFTMI FBWNBDKWDHJW 😭😭😭 i saw the trailer drop and it was LOWKEY AWKWARD but maybe it’ll be better GIRL I HAVE AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING 😭😭
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this exactly
How did the person even came up with that FF prank 🥴 I couldn't believe, but then thought "weirdest things had happened soooo" now I'm disappointed, I wanna see them on the show
anything to stir atinyvile 😭😭no bc it would be so funny seeing then on that show bc steve harvey dresses like jongho i just wanna see the twinsies 😭😭😭
Yeah I know they're still pirates, but we're not on the sea fighting krakens now, so that's a bit sad, but hopefully we will be back on their ship soon!
hopefully we see it after this series! wanna see them cgi on their ship and have that pirates of the caribbean type of song 😭😭😭
Stopppp I support idols eating vegetables without complaining like 5 year olds, so this is a green flag for me
LMFAOOOO ONE THING I DONT UNDERSTAND IS THAT SO MANY IDOLS HATE CUCUMBERS???? it tastes like electricity??? bestie whaaat 😭😭😭🤚🏼
Blue Hawaii (the drink) was nice, honestly can't remember udgsuyshshdushs naaaah I don't want anything to escalate unless it's in my head 😏 yeah that bitch was late and interrupted (saved) her then had a problem??? I would whoop his fucking ass actually
HRKWHDEK NO FR WHY WAS HE MEAN????? “girl in front has a staring problem” OKAY?? WHY TF WOULD U CALL HER OUT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭 ID MOVE SCHOOLS AND CHANGE NAMES that’s so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭🤚🏼
I have random flashbacks from that dream, but my brain is pretty blank. BUT I HAD ANOTHER ONE pretty sure it involved Rowoon and Seonghwa? I need to stop reading so much fanfiction, seriously. But it felt like they had other faces as well, idk everytime there's an unidentified hot man in my dream I headcanon him as Hwa, it's my duty to do so.
ROWOON AND SEONGHWA????? HELLO???? 😭😭😭😭 U LIVED A KDRAMA ????? no bestie read more ☺️☺️ have more dreams like that ☺️☺️ pls do omg but ceo tae for ur dreams ☺️☺️🤚🏼
I hope they collab with one of the Korean vegan cosmetics brands I use <3 I wanna biteeee 🧛‍♀️ slap only if they act up. I'm just saying Song Mingi looks so good alright and his poses are the best imo 🤷‍♀️ also man has blue streaks now, he's moving fast
ateez collaborations era coming 😩😩 BRMWFBKWBDKW BITE AND THEN SLAP DOUBLE DOUBLE 😭😭😭 no bc he does look so good im tempted to write him after san finally for u <3
One step closer to getting Seonghwa x Soohyuk moment? 🤡
LMFAOOOO FHWKFHDK PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THAT AWARD SHOW BRMEHDKE
San was wearing a rolex too I think? Did daddy CEO buy them or are they their own rich daddies 👀
u know that song about “rich man” yeah that means ateez,,, yunho predebut rich now he’s even more 😮‍💨😮‍💨
*sobs* this whole thread, but especially. Just a cute boy in his STOMPERS thought he was wearing Hot Wheels merch at first - DV 💖
BRMWHDKWDHKW STOMPERS PLS HE WORE THEM AGAIN THEY LOOK LIKE ROACHES 😭😭😭 hot wheels GET OUT FBWKDJKW WAIT NOW U MENTIONED IT ISNT THE ALBUM COLOURS LIKE HOT WHEELS COLOURS 😭😭😭
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got so much stuff for u pls one THE WOOYOUNG ONE 😭😭AND
oh and ☺️☺️ here’s ur favourite ceo and this
ALSO A UQUIZ
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fardf150 · 3 years
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*sniffles in why does that freak me out so much haha I’m not getting any sleep tonight*
(Someone please talk to me I don’t wanna be left alone with my thoughts rn ;-;)
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🧋First Date with the Team Captains🍔
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Futakuchi Kenji x GN reader; Terushima Yūji x GN reader; Kuroo Tetsuro x GN Reader
Warnings: kissing, idk if that's much of a warning but better safe than sorry
AN: This is an Anon request! They didn't specify a team captain so I just picked 3 at random!
🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠
Futakuchi Kenji
First off, getting a date with man is like scheduling a doctors appointment
Seriously everytime you suggest a time, he can't make it 🙄
So what you must do YN is simply 🌠 ignore 🌠
Let the mans come begging you for a date
Even if you don't plan anything for the next year in anticipation, we will prevail 💪🏻
When he does finally get his head out of his butt, he's going to ask you to a theme park
Seriously Futakuchi loves to show off
And what better way to show off than winning all the games 💅
Praise the man YN Seriously
He LOVES praise
All of them do but that's besides the point
But seriously fawn over this man when he wins you a prize 😭
"Kenji this is the sweetest thing any guy has ever done for me"- you 😍
"Well obviously it's because I'm the best guy ever"- Futakuchi 💪🏻
Ok whatever 🙄
You'll eventually have to pull the man away to eat something
But seriously, he will totally pay
Mans is a gentleman deep down 🎩
When it comes to going on ride, the higher the better
He will totally call you chicken if are too afraid to go
But this jerk will absolutely hold you hand or let you cuddle close 😎
Pls he isn't going to let an opportunity to hold you close go by
Will walk you home again
Hand in hand 🤝🏻
But never fear YN he won't try anything
In fact you will have to initiate any sort of contact
But give him a small kiss and this man will faint
Gone... dead 💀
Will wait the obligatory 2-3 days before asking you out again
No clue what that's a thing
But he doesn't want to seem "too desperate" 🙄
Nevertheless, he's a super fun first date!
Terushima Yūji
Honestly I feel like this man doesn't go on many first dates
He definitely asks alot of girls for their numbers but going on an actual date 👀
He's definitely someone who likes to get to know alot of people (boys and girls)
But he won't go out with someone unless they really catch his fancy
He has high standards 💅
He's kind of like Oikawa but less annoying? Yeah that's it 🤣
So when he approaches you and asks you for a date 👀
You just stare at him like 👉🏻👁👄👁
Say yes YN!!
Of course you say "yes 🤗"
He's the kind of guy that likes to do home dates
Hear me out now ✋️
Pizza, movies and/or video games and cuddling
He will insist you two sit across from each other while you are eating too
He wants to stare into your eyes YN
He's a guy who enjoys studying people's facial expressions
Don't ask me why he just gives off those vibes
The movie will be an scary movie
But a movie he's already seen
He wants to open the opportunity for cuddling
Pull gradually pull you closer and probably scare you 🤪
He's a guy who loves to laugh on dates
Will definitely make the first move when it comes to kissing
He's not afraid to go for it
Will also walk you home or make sure you gave a ride before you leave
Will plan a second date right away if he digs you 😍
Kuroo Tesuro
It takes Kuroo a long time to get the courage up to ask you on a date
Seriously, it seems like he's testing the waters for like a freaking year!
Kenma, Kai and Yaku are getting annoyed with the wait
Yaku thinks they need to push Kuroo and Kai thinks they need to give him time to make his move
Kenma walls up to you and says "YN go out with Kuroo already"
Kenma 👉🏻 🚶‍♂️ away
You 👉🏻😳😃
Kai and Yaku 👉🏻😳😲
Kuroo👉🏻😀🥲
Kuroo is finally going to make a move because he doesn't want to be embarrassed
He really just needed that push honestly
He's going to ask you to one of those interactive museums
Don't ask me why, but he wants to have fun while getting to know you
Plus like those places provide all the opportunities for easy conversation and corny jokes 🤣
Will just randomly hold your hand and he's sweating 😅
The bby is nervous YN so squeeze his hand 😭
Hope you are able to do everything one handed YN because he won't be letting go
Congrats you have a new extension of your body YN 🙌🏻
After the museum, he will take you to a quiet Cafe for lunch or dinner
And Kuroo is going to sit right next to you
Like you will practically be on his lap YN
Sorry you opened the flood gates I can do nothing for you
Will walk you home or take you on the train/bus
Seriously he's paid for everything too
I actually headcannon that all the hq boys will pay for you
Seriously they are all really sweet 🥺
Kuroo will definitely go for a cheek kiss first
But turn your head and lick lips with that man
Welp YN, it's over for you
Prepare to be announced as his partner the next day
In fact, Kuroo is going to ask to hang out with you the next day 😅
Mans has zero chill
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