#ok but seriously.

[rajiroxygen]

can you Photoshop John out and replace him with me. K thx

I can't do that because there is no one named John in this blog! Sorry :)

#ok but seriously. #don't refer to her as John on this blog #its in the name #sorry if that sounds petty this just isn't the first time this has happened #i dont feel like its too much to ask for her to be respected on a blog that is literally dedicated to trans yuri

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

#this is a silly goofy mood post pls no being weird or taking it too seriously ok? ok :) #yes yes ur engaged congrats but also why would u get me excited about a rock #when no rock #eslyea #geology #rocks

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[soaked-doors]

a comic about wine, a wager, and reconnecting through your weird kids

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this behemoth of a comic is finally done - and just in time for zoros birthday huehue. initially i wanted to make a zolu introspective from an outsider POV and was like you know who would have really funny input on this … mihawk. and then it spiraled into seven pages of mishanks sitting and talking. i thought it would be funny if mishanks ended up doing self imposed couples therapy the day mihawk brought luffys bounty bc well. its kind of hilarious to think abt mihawk realizing shanks was onto something all those years ago after he meets zoro and luffy. like sure this new generation is batshit crazy but my god are they cooking. anyways. cheers. get some kids

#one piece #i seriously cannot explain what came over me in order to make this #tldr: mihawk saying hubris is ok if you do it in a cool way #anyways #happy birthday RORONOA ZORO #mishanks #zolu #dracule mihawk #roronoa zoro #red haired shanks #monkey d. luffy #opla #one piece fanart #my art

[muppetfreak]

Mr. Riordan, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.

#seriously tho what an amazing thing for an author #to get to revisit your series years later #and get to make all the tweaks now that you know exactly where the story is going #to go back with your theme crystalized in your head and say 'ok now this time on purpose!' #kiddo and I are enjoying the PJO series immensely #love demigods #wish adhd was real #now excuse me while I add 9 billion tags #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo #rick riordan #percy jackson and the olympians #disney+ #pjo series #percy jackson tv show #does this need to be tagged as a spoiler? I don't feel like it does #the suggested hashtag being spelled wrong is just *chefs kiss* #love that for us #anyway if this needs another tag tell me

[frownyalfred]

Clark: why are you like this

Bruce, three seconds away from dropping a glass of champagne on the floor, dramatically slipping in the pieces, and falling into the lap of the senator they’re trying to get information out of in a bizarre, sleep-deprived, but likely wildly successful seduction attempt: can you just let me have this please

#he’s tired ok #he has to be serious ALL the time #let him have fun #seriously though if he’s so good at manipulating people but he keeps a tight leash on himself #Brucie is his stress relief #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #also he’s a Scorpio

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[blumineck]

It's possible that some of these aren't, like, the /best/ idea...

(Jokes aside, if you want a proper discussion of how to transport/carry bows, there's one up on my patreon now!)

#archery #writing reference #archer #fantasy #art reference #ok but seriously #some of these are terrible ideas please don't hurt your bows #or yourselves!

[friedri-ce]

gabriel, the judge of hell

#I DIED SEVERAL TIMES WHILE DRAWING THIS #GABRIEL LITERALLY CAME INTO MY HOUSE AND KILLED ME NO CAP #ok but seriously i suffered with the colors so much its insane #it's more lethal than 6-2 #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill

[lesbianballofgender]

Aziraphale would be livid

#I know Spotify is so awful at identifying music but seriously?? bebop #this has to have been on purpose #the Spotify staff knew what they were doing #I refuse to believe it was a bot that did this #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 #gomens #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable sillies #it's ineffable #bebop #everything isn’t tickety boo #UPDATE: if you click on the hashtag it takes you to the good omens soundtracks STOP what is this madness #Spotify knows what it’s doing and I’m not feeling ok about it

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg is really funny to me

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil village #resident evil #resident evil fanart #resident evil 8 #rebhfun #re8 #i love how straight up karl is #'i like u' #HELLOO? U HAVENT EVEN MET YET #hes seriously so funny #he wants ethan so bad #ok girl calm down hes not runnng away from u #oh wait he is #LOL #any wintersberg art i make is under a unspoken AU that karl didnt propose his stupid idea of using rosemary as a weapon🙏

[mulderscully]

isn't it so interesting how days ago goncharov wasn't real but now it is real. this movie didn't exist but all us just created a movie. this is how stories come to life. gonacharov is our iliad and i'm not even joking. this is how things go from nothing to a story.

#goncharov #ok seriously this is truest tumblr day ive had in years? #greatest hits

[tazernatic]

#im not ok actually im crying #this ep is seriously keeping my brain hostage #buddy daddies #buddy daddies friday #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #kazurei #miri unasaka #bd spoilers

[jackshiccup]

some modern hijacks for the soul (and bumping shoulders as a love language)

shoutout @midoristeashop for these swag brushes <3

#having thoughts abt long distance hijack.. #them meeting at an exchange program or whatever in college #and hitting it off and becoming rly good friends #cue the dancing around each other hence the shoulder bumps as a flirting tactic 😭 #hiccup confessing at the airport just when theyre saying goodbye ahaaahaha.. #ANYWAY seriously these brushes r SOOO fun #i love it… thamk u.. #what better way for me to test them out than with drawing the sillies.. #hijack #frostcup #jackshiccup art #my art #hiccup #jack frost #httyd #rotg #jack wants to run his hand thru hiccup’s hair soooo bad can u tell #ok sleepy time <3

[rapidhighway]

grammaton cleric metal sonic is made when sonic, the best cleric to date, stops taking prozium and rebels against the eggman empire. in turn eggman creates a substitute, one that has no emotions to control with prozium in the first place (2002) written and directed by kurt wimmer

#sorry for being insane about my silly little 2002 movie i will not be normal #metal sonic #sonic the hedgehog #art #fanart #i just thought hed look awesome in the cleric drip but then i made a bit of a story in my head sfdbgdfsfsdg #sonic fanart #sonic au #I GUESS #pls dont take this seriously im just goofin around but maybe ill draw som more cause... i like this look ok dsfdggshfhfhfh

[nelkcats]

Surprise check

When Deadman panicked and rushed to call him during an important meeting, Constantine thought it was a ghost thing, he doubted it was anything really important so he ignored it for a few minutes.

What he didn't expect was for Deadman to inform him that his boss was coming to visit in a few hours (because apparently ghosts had bosses). The poor guy was in a panic, apparently it was the first King in charge in centuries that cared and he was coming to "make sure everything was in order".

Constantine didn't know what to expect; a King who demanded that humanity bow at his feet and the ghosts rule? One who hated it when Deadman got involved with humans and sent him away? A tyrant? It was clear that no ruler had ever been good, according to his ghost friend, so he had low expectations.

He reported this to the League, who took a high alert posture. An hour later, Wonder Woman was reviewing with everyone how foreign royalty should be treated when they heard Captain Marvel laughing with someone in the break room. Deadman was also mysteriously missing.

Constantine peeked in but all he could see was a teenager conversing with the Captain and strangely, the ghost. He was about to tell the boy that he needed a permit to enter the Watchtower when Deadman spoke up.

"I didn't know you were so interested in games, King Phantom, or that you were so good on them"

Then, John noticed the ice crown on the boy's head and his strangely sharp teeth, along with his toxic green eyes.

"Flattering me won't help you in the review" the teenager quipped "remember we're still waiting for Dan to find out if everything here is...balanced."

Constantine realized: The King was a bloody teenager.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #he is checking that all the ghosts are ok #especially those that interact with humans in the different dimensions #that they are not in danger is his priority #he doesn't want another GIW happening #although he also ensures that the dimensions are balanced with their influences and not in danger #Dan helps him with it #it's part of his community service #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny knows that no one will take him seriously so he brings Dan as backup #Deadman is delighted with his new boss #Captain Marvel is also happy to make a friend #On the other hand #Constantine probably has an aneurysm.