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footballshowrot · 11 months
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mymelodyisme · 1 year
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Helloooo farmer friends!! So last night my friend @pavusprince mentioned how she doesn’t understand the toothpaste mint chocolate chip ice cream comparison and that got me thinking!! Let’s talk about food!!
Does your farmer like mint chocolate ice cream? Does it taste like toothpaste? Are they neutral, or do they hate it?
During the summer does your farmer visit Alex’s ice cream stand? What flavor/treat do they buy? What’s their least favorite flavor?
What is one treat your farmer will ALWAYS have in their home? Is it healthy or unhealthy?
If your farmer was a snack item what would they be? (It cannot be a food that could be eaten like a meal, but it may be a dessert) Here’s some examples: chips, cookies, M&ms, Twinkies, crackers, bubblegum, lollipops, etc
What’s your farmer’s comfort food, favorite meal, and least favorite meal?
What’s something they will NEVER eat?
What do they cook if they know they will have a guest over?
If the town’s potluck didn’t matter so much, what ingredient would they take? And what food would they put at an event table if you had to bring something?
Finally, if your farmer was real, what would YOU give them to eat.
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trentskis · 20 days
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lewis always airing roscoe's business in public like roscoe was jetlagged and shit on a vent in my bedroom. roscoe got a dog vasectomy. like let that dog live. fuckings hell dad's
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quill-pen · 1 year
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Cute aggression.
Bess definitely has it with Ebenezer. Especially when he's sleeping peacefully and looks so angelic? Girl is literally like, "He's so cute I could just take his face in my hands and crush it!"
And, I mean...
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... I GET IT COMPLETELY.
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jihyolesbian · 2 years
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I GOT A JOB IM A LIBRARY ASSISTANT
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savage-flirtation · 6 months
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😳😯
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raventreehall · 5 months
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hotd s2 teaser looks sooo good omg?? cunty aegon, BAELA ON A DRAGON, helaena with blood and cheese which means she'll have an actual role in the show, alicent looking sad in a white dress, rhaenyra looking sad on a beach, more dragons... used 2 pray for times like these
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tooquirkytolose · 1 year
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Teef
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silviakundera · 3 months
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Empresses in the Palace ep 16
"And now she dares to take away my Persian Ink!" Hard agree, my darling Hua Fei. Screwing your man is one thing, but fucking with your brows is another!! ✊
but babe, why u want to live with a baby??
Lmao look I know its A BABY but it's a fictional one and I'm amused that her palace is so crap at taking care of it. My career girl is just NOT the maternal type. Drugs the kid with crushed sleeping pills; "It works just fine on me." lmaoooooo
ffffuvk she's looking ragged in front of the emperor GURL let that baby go. Neither of you are having a good time.
Zhen Huan, I know the emperor is your dad's age but this fickle dude that might kill you or your besties someday is not the DILF protector you need, in metaphorical OR literal thunderstorms.
Empress savoring the new girl being humiliated by the new new girl 💅
While Zhen Huan plans for the long game by serving up Ling Rong. She's in it to win it now. Definitely feeling disconcerted about matchmaking her friend with her husband but willing to do it so they have a stronger backing in the palace. The first sign for me tbh that she could be empress material. And tbh for once the Empress isn't laying it on thick. LR truly has a celestial voice. Consort Yu supposedly was admired for her pipes but she has nothing on LR. The way she looks back. Yaaaasss always leave them wanting more.
That half-sister is gonna become a real problem.
me trying to picture how u draw eyebrows "like distant mountains"
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ep 17
Prince Guo is not hot but not grandpa. He's also not the source of humiliation & suffering for a busload of ladies. I'm sold! yeah, I ship it. Please bang in despair at your wasted lives at least once, thx.
Hua Fei taking a big swing to frame up Zhen Huan by poisoning the favored baby. But it's not actually that risky, because her brother is impeccable armor.
Duan Fei is the real MVP. Everyone knows she's lying but the emperor clearly respects her and isn't willing to embarass her. No more than he's willing to severely punish my gf Hua.
Hope Duan gets her revenge.
Ep 18
So the emperor totally knows Hua Fei posioned the kid that he actually likes, but General Nian's skills trump all.
I'm honestly not sure if Zhen Huan should be trying to push the emperor to not reward Hua Fei. He's gonna do what he thinks he needs to.
Half-sister Huanbi is getting on my NERVES. And finally ZH's, thank god.
Prince Guo is so chill. He just strolled by like, hey crying servant, what's up? oh, somebody dissed your look? you're doing amazing sweetie, don't worry be happy. (Exit stage left.)
I think I love him.
Our protagonist with a BIG WIN. (crowd sounds) 👏 👏 proved half-sister is a traitor and her nemesis finally annoyed the emperor enough that she'll miss a promotion.
Girl, u know I love u. You're the only one for me. But Hua Fei, darling, you really need to properly space out your scheming. It's too much. The man needs some time, space, and calm to properly ponder how much he loves & appreciates your brother.
Ep 19
This episode should be subtitled "The Tale of Two Loves' or '2 Ships For The Price of One'.
First she risks it all to sneak in to hold hands longingly and shed tender tears with her Mei Zihuang. Then romantic coincidental rescue by Prince Guo and a late night boat ride with poetry & literature musings.
And I'm winning because I ship both of them.
Not sure how I feel about Half-Sister Intervention. Huanbi's situation is fucked and in a different drama she'd be the revenge-seeking protagonist. But she's also dumb as hell to want to join the harem and give up the chance to escape to a normal life. She's seen what a hell this place is. Ultimately, she has reason to resent ZH and their family. And she has a dangerous secret. What if she flips again? Just get rid of her ASAP. It's life & death struggles over here, no space for second chances.
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kweenkatsuki-main · 7 months
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A little tmi but hubs had to apologize for last night’s bone sesh because i started crying from being overstimulated.
little does he know, i fucking like that shit.
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versacethotty · 1 year
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10k… those are nearly tinashe numbers…
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imwritesometimes · 1 month
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me, continuing to piddle around in create-a-sim after seeing a commercial for next week's Shogun where Mariko tells Blackthorne they can't be around one another anymore
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yourlittlettoy · 9 months
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One might argue that aggravating Lers is a poor decision, given how woeful (and adorably) unable you are to handle even the gentlest tickles without begging for pause. Of course I'm not advising against it. I'm just fond of what's to come~
… okay but why did even your typing just sound so very…. “drippy”? Almost like the sound equivalent of “~” <— that symbol? If a cat purr can be used to describe a tone of talking???
And why did that just send me into- like … 😵🙃😳🫣🫠😨😩😩😩😩
AHEM OKAY BRAIN BACK IN BUSINESS: I’m not being aggravating silly~ just being my innocent good girl self 😉 not my fault the silly lers are prone to getting gwumpyyyyy 😛😇😇😇
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mo2k · 2 years
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yuta who smiled just by hearing your airy laugh echoed through the hallway. boy can't help but secretly take a glance to see your forehead scrunched up as your eyes fixated on solving some math problems during your free-time. he loves to see you munching on the chips, it's so cute and it makes your cheeks all the way more squishy than he thought. and how his heartbeat quickened when you wave at him as a greeting in every morning, yuta blushes as he slowly wave back. how the sorcerer finds it difficult not to stutter any time you two kick off a conversation. no matter how short or long it might be. he's so in love. he knows it. day and night yuta looks down at his own hand and wonders how it'd feel like if yours were to interlock with his. maybe he will make that wish real soon.
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bam's note : recently just watched the movie- what i just can't get over is why does inuokko so bitter? don't even mention satosugu they're even more bitter than yucky gourd i ain't lying 🤕💔
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shopcat · 9 months
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as someone who has definitely taken a large step back from the entire fanbase in general in hindsight now the way random people act when they're hating ronance is so fucking insane can you please get a fucking grip why are we doing femslash wars they are all such actual children 😭 it is the most harmless f/f ship on earth there are annoying people who like ANYTHING you don't have to be cunt of the year about it like it's literally not serious
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cheerfullycatholic · 6 months
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LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE GIRL GET THE DINO NUGGETS!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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