#oh to be a murder bug ngl

[pianocat939]

tw//suggested domestic abuse

May I request a yandere rise tmnt with a reader who's in a toxic/abusive relationship they're trying to get out of? Maybe they go to the yan for advice/help or the yan finds evidence of the abuse? Thank you and don't feel any pressure if this isn't something you're comfortable with!

(Have a Yan Leo edit cuz I felt bad not having a banner)

Ah another day of writing yan turtles reaction to MC having trauma-

Ok so I was originally going to do one with all of them and then I thought that would make more writing messy (especially on the time crunch I'm on) so I decided to do a small little piece with Mikey and Leo, since I think those two match well together in terms of yan traits (ngl they're opposites but in an odd way it works out).

Tw: mentions of toxic relationships, some perhaps uncomfortable touching (it's just clinging onto the arm and shoulder), read with caution please-

Indulgent Glorification

Mikey and Leo were playing games in the arcade, with the pair competing against each other on who would get the new high score yet. So far, Mikey was winning: to Leo's dismay. The arcade lights glowed onto their faces, making their expressions look more dramatic than it already is.

"Oh, Leo~! Guess who's about to take the new highscore~?" Mikey teased in a sing-song voice, not taking his eyes off the screen not once; not letting himself slip from losing the chance of having bragging rights. His hands gripped the controllers tightly, almost to the point if he put any more pressure, the contraption would surely break.

Leo huffed and his eyebrow muscles furrowed more, intent on claiming the win right before his younger sibling did. He smirked cockily, "Oh just wait little 'Angelo, I will beat you so hard you'll want to hide in your shell out of embarrassment!" He presses his fingers down on the buttons harsher, his fingertips burning from the pressure of his jamming.

Just then, a voice interrupts them from their gameplay, "Hey guys...Can I ask your opinion on something?" They stood at the entrance of the arcade area, their body language looking anxious, fearful even.

As soon as Mikey noticed their nervous form his face immediately contorted into a worried frown and he rushes up to them, putting a hand on their shoulder. "Are you ok? What happened?" The game he was playing with Leo was long forgotten, with his entire attention solely on the person who entered, Y/n. His entire mind was swirling with panic for his divinity.

"Wait hey-" Leo swore as he also lost the game, with both him and Mikey not being able to beat the high score. He then stood up and sauntered over to the other two, his face relaxed but holding a serious vibe. "What can me and my hermano help you with bab- I mean mi amigo?"

As the troubled person started to speak of their agonizing experiences with their significant other, the two brothers couldn't help but become more bitter and concerned with every word that flows into their minds. They wanted to take revenge on this disgusting bug, they wanted to murder them so brutally that they would wish they never even thought of speaking and doing such horrible actions.

"So, what do you think I should do with them?" They ask, their head tilted to the side slightly in hopes they would get an answer they could work with to get out of the torturous situation.

"Well, I think telling them your thoughts and feelings is one thing if you haven't already done that. Then proceed to state of you want to split because their behaviour is just something you can't deal with," Mikey replied in an honest statement, using his knowledge of emotional intelligence. He was going to make sure this process was as least painful as possible for his beloved divinity. He clung to their arm to provide them with some comfort, and also for his own self-indulgence.

"And what if they don't let you leave? Or threaten to do something if you do?" Their tone became more dreadful as they spoke, revealing their extreme uneasiness of the situation.

"Leave them. And if they try to do anything, we got your back." Following his words, Leo pats their back, occasionally stealing a little caress with his finger. His demeanour then changes, back to his cocky self, except in a darker atmosphere than his usual attitude. "Look, if you ever need help from them, you can always come to me. I'll always be here, always." His eyes widened slightly at his words, making his smile more maniacal.

Mikey tightens his grip on their arm, nodding to Leo's words. "Yeah, if you ever need something from us, we're always here to help you. It's my duty as your friend, your best friend." His tone slowly transformed into something stern, almost possessive-sounding if one were to listen carefully.

The two turtles were practically clinging onto them now, with an unhinged glint in their eyes.

And just like that, from a toxic relationship, they walk into a bloody, obsessed, friendship romance with the turtles.

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I cranked this out in an hour, so it isn't really polished, but I hope it suffices- (I forgot I had to do an assignment before tomorrow morning so I decided to do this real quick-)

- Celina

#rottmnt #tmnt #yandere rottmnt #yandere tmnt #yandere #yandere x reader #rottmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #Tmnt 2018

[glasswingowl]

EP 4 PREMIERE LETS GOO (SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT)

Uzi's wing backpack is really cute! hope it's not foreshadowing anything :)

YES KHAN BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE AND TRUST YOUR DAUGHTER WITH HER OWN FUTURE! I KNOW I KEPT SHIT TALKING YOU BUT I ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT ONE DAY YOU WOULDN'T ROYALLY SCREW UP EVERYTHING

also was Nori the one initially obsessed with doors? and doll's dad. he was in the photo too, but then again, so was khan. Was he infected or not? if he has an id card, i didn't see it

does. does no one know who uzi is?? she literally exploded a gun in the middle of class that isn't something you'd easily forget. i mean i guess no one would really "know" her considering her complete and utter lack of friends up until now

N AND V AS CAMP COUNSELORS HAHAHAHA OH THIS IS GOING TO GO GREAT I CAN ALREADY TELL

all the other drones immediately fawning over N and V lmao.

ooh uzi's got a much better grasp of her powers now. someone's been practicing

LMAO THEY EXPLICITLY SAID "THERE WERE NO DOGS ON COPPER 9 WHEN EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT ALSO DOGS ARE IMMORTAL NOW"

oh N and V playing nice with the workers is really cute (also lizzy gets to sit with V!)

(also was i not paying attention or did thad just straight up disappear halfway through the episode)

V's being weird and cryptic again... also girl you know you're bluffing stop pretending you can just get rid of Uzi without consequences.

is uzi... resentful? is she upset that two literal murderers are able to make friends easier than her? poor girl.

oh hey doll. we thought you were dead (and you might still be idk what your fucking deal is anymore)

the killing/not killing the bug symbolism carries over to this episode too.

this bug can communicate! and we know for sure that it's connected to the solvers now!

it called her 002. it thinks she's nori. Were the inital test subjects registered, but not their children? would doll scan as yeva's number? (can't remember it off the top of my head)

oh she just turned that arrow into flesh. oh dear god it's alive. i never thought i say this, but i'm with uzi's classmates on this one what the fuck was that

"i live in the woods now!" ah yes that'll solve everything great job

oh uzi :( so this is why doll had such a large supply of oil on hand. good thing she had the stomach to drink it

(ok yeah thad's not with the group anymore where did he fuck off to)

YES N STAND UP TO V. DEMAND ANSWERS.

"she's a kid, like us V!" ... ok how old are they actually i want to know. "like us" implies similar age range at least and they kind of hinted at Uzi being 18-20 with the prom posters but i wish they'd just TELL us in canon or word of god it on twitter or something

LIZZY-

I thought rebecca's bf was Brad? did they break up? quick rebound time damn

oh doesn't matter they're gonna fucking die

JCjenson made a tape about "zombie drones". what did they know.

Flashback images: Tessa (looking VERY drone like), a severed hand hanging from a chandelier, and an explosion (that looks VERY solver-esque.)

oh shit's going downhill very quickly.

OH DEAR GOD. REBECCA. sorry Rebecca enjoyers that's an L for you guys.

OH. OH NO UZI. SHE'S GOT MURDER DRONE POWERS AND SOLVER POWERS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED.

"Killing her, not saving you." it can be both V it's ok

did. did V just call her CYN? DID V JUST CALL HER CYN????

V GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF

oh her tail's got teeth. no nanites though...

ngl N's pretty much the best person who could've possibly shown up at that moment

her wing joints are human arm skeletons. nope. don't like that.

ohh N is just the sweetest. very emotionally aware too

V what are you smiling at. V is there something you want to tell us

i know we were all joking about V x Lizzy but i'm not sure it's a joke anymore

i'm not going to ask how riding the bus like a stagecoach works

V taking blame for the murders? aww you do care <3

is n scared of his connection to uzi? worried that he might be dangerous to her? or is he secretly scared of her but not willing to leave his first real friend?

( i know i've mentioned this three times now but thad's not on the bus. where did he go. did he just decide fuck this i'm not dying here and walk home?)

#murder drones #there's at least one good thing about being sick and not sleeping properly #up in time to catch the premiere! #tldr: V better start coughing up some answers soon before things get REALLY out of hand. #and n is a great friend :D #glasswingtalks

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Bunch of random small stuff that weren‘t worth clogging the tag (more than I probably already do XD)

Second seal murdered. Still feels wrong.

Accidentally wandered into the edge of the kingdom. Was like “bet this snow is actually ashes” but the truth is worse ngl

"I‘ll kill a thousand more…will that be enough, father?“ Zote what the HECK does that mean! …nvm his promise was just to himself. He has daddy issues, that‘s what it means. Hope you sort it out king

unlocked the final station. …when our living taxi grandpa was introduced as the last one, really should’ve seen it coming it would look like this, but…it’s still…eery. They’re just all…there.

But so is a single broken egg. It’s empty. Almost like something hatched out of it, that it managed to live. I like to think it did.

game also only played what I believe to be the "secret found” ding when looking at it, not just when finding the area. That was kinda weird. Does the ding mean something else after all?

"Where did you go, honored king“ if I’m correct about the corpse with the 3-pointed head he kicked the bucket like 10 meters west of you. Sorry pal.

Speaking of which, despite having those dream particles, using the dream nails just blocks it with a barrier. Well that’s not suspicious at all. (And neither is the black…something coming out from behind that mask face, that kinda looks like the lower half of our own ghost. Not at all.)

who is Nola and why do I have the suspicion they were the big bug corpse with a bag over their face you could find in some secret corner. Cuz that was the same bag face as Cloth’s ;-;

There is a giant bug in the background of the Queens’ Garden savepoint. Who were you?

Mask maker switches masks in between visits, that’s cute :)

I do not like the immortal noble bug lady. She has rude thoughts. What’s her problem and why is she surrounded by creepy glowing pink roses. Maam are you sucking out other peoples‘ life force to stay immortal or smth.

Ok went back to where the fight with dung thrower knight was and he’s an actual living beetle, heck yea! I like his vibe. Also confirms whatever happens in this kingdom was semi-recently, maybe 3 decades max. What does "so there were Others too…” mean.

I THINK I JUST KILLED A GUY FR FR BEE DUDE ARE YOU OK D: …nope. nope he’s not. Damn. Sorry dude.

Oh we are searching for the Queen, okaaay, that‘s news. Hm.

#hollow knight #toast plays hollow knight

[cadaver-anthology]

-> Ask Revita about [Assistance]

You refuse to tiptoe around the trunkbeast in the block and demand Revita to tell you what is it he wants in exchange for lending you the power cell for a minute and seventeen seconds. Revita says that it's not really something suited for a meal-block, but surely you have noted the cadaver outline behind you.

You have, for the record.

Revita flashes you a grin and says that he needs your assistance finding out who happened to the guy who was assigned to finding out what came down in here to get the body - and subsequently the outline - here in the meal block.

He navigates you out and you move from the LOSA Mortuary wing to the Security wing. Revita finds a more or less deserted server block where you have illusion of some privacy, although the density of security bugs is no lower here than anywhere else. The air conditioning is dead, whcih makes the room very hot, but it has also deterred anyone besides you two from entering.

TOLPEN XLIBRI [TOLPEN] has started a conversation with REVITA ANFELS [REVITA]! TOLPEN: I havE a numbER of inQuiRiEs REgaRding This EnTiRE opERaTion. REVITA: Sure babe shoot. TOLPEN: WhaT is WiTh ThaT bloodsTain? REVITA: Lmao 7ha7s a s7ain for sure jus7 no7 blood. TOLPEN: I sEE. REvolTing. REVITA: Yea and youre jus7 vis7ing here. Im working here wi7h 7hese guys nigh7 and day. I sor7a hoped youd have more case rela7ed ques7ions ngl. TOLPEN: I do, as a maTTER of facT. Zou said Zou aRE invEsTigaTing Who happEnEd To ZouR collEaguE. NEvERThElEss, do Zou knoW WhaT happEnEd To him? REVITA: Preliminary inves7iga7ion came 7o 7he conclusion 7ha7 he and 7wo remaining members of our inves7iga7ing 7eam have been killed by dismemberment and slash or bloodloss. Prelminary inves7iga7ion here means 7ha7 ive found 7hem per par7es all over 7he losas. TOLPEN: WhZ do Zou REQuiRE mZ assisTancE WhEn Zou havE ZouR oWn invEsTigaTing TEam? REVITA: Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo lmao babe. Im the only person lef7 of 7ha7 7eam. 7echnically i now have 7he clearance 7o 7he en7ire case. REVITA: Excep7 im no7 a legislacera7or so i can7 inves7iga7e shi7. 7ha7s why i have you now. REVITA: You baby are a second 7ier legisclara7or which means you have persecu7ing compe7ency. Nobody is going 7o mind when you inves7iga7e and i 7ag along. I7s gonna be grea7!!!!!!! (>uO) TOLPEN: Oh no.

[Assistance] discarded from Thoughts.

Revita reminds you that from now on it's officially your investigation, he is here to support you with his sicknasty brian powers and paint your world black. And also to look cool.

[Sicknasty brain powers], [Meal block murder] and [Team murder] added to Thoughts.

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Sylladex: [Grub Box (empty)]

Thoughts: [Meal block murder], [Sicknasty brain powers], [Team murder]

#7 for vende77a #choose your own adventure #tolpen xlibri #revita anfels #homestuck #fantroll

[wormbloggign]

noo the poor bugs D:

B)

oh. subtle.

kinda goofy death ngl

oh taylor really is useless against her

oh thats horrific! shes a walking cognitohazard.

i didnt think taylor murders a neo n-zi would happen so early but im ready for it

panacea is a very very funny girl

#liveblogging worm #Interlude 2

[slashingflourish]

minthara is done soooo fucking dirty by this game. extremely interesting and deep character but your only view of her on a 'good' playthrough is a cultist murderer. if you side with her (and you have no reason to do so unless you're playing a murderhobo because it doesn't get you anything,) two of your party members leave you, plus you lose a shitton of charming npcs and sidequests and gain almost nothing in return but a singular sex scene. (it's a good scene ngl.) the game is briefly like 'oh you might get the cults favor" but you DON'T. NOTHING CHANGES. THE EVIL ROUTE ISNT EVEN FUCKING INTERESTING ITS JUST THE SAME GAME WITH LESS CONTENT AND NOTHING TO REPLACE IT

if you go neutral to recruit her your party might stay but the npcs still die. her romance is bugged as fuck, many of her lines dont even trigger, and the game still treats her as an irredeemable monster even though shes Not. shes evil but like. Shes really not the bastard the rest of the game's content paints her as

THEY PUT A NEW INTERACTION IN THIS FUCKING PATCH WHERE HALSIN, THE "GOOD" GUY, THE SUUUUPER NOBLE AND NICE DRUID, TRIES TO FORCE HER OUT OF THEIR CAMP TO GET RE-ENSLAVED BECAUSE HER VIBES ARE OFF.

and despite this all shes still 10x more interesting than halsin RIP to him

#i stand with my cancelled wife #shes not a good person but she's an interesting and nuanced person

[allkinds-oftrash]

The Crown S5E6 Commentary

Non Spoiler Thoughts: Not going to lie, this was a hard episode to get through because aside from the horrors of what happened to the Romanovs, it was a pretty dry episode and extremely filler. If you’re going to have a filler episode, at least make it as compelling as Mou Mou was. This was just pulling teeth. Maybe it’s just me. If you are into Russian history and the odd connection between Penny and Phillip, this one is for you. I just personally didn’t care for it because I wasn’t interested in the Yeltsin of it all, I only felt pain for the Romanovs and Elizabeth and Phillip having a weird marriage issue well into their 70s was odd to watch the least. If you do end up getting bored half way through the episode, feel free to skip it, you aren’t missing much. 

Spoilers Under The Cut: 

Okay so this is the Russian episode why am I not surprised they added in a mass murder scene in the cold open

I dunno if I can stomach the scene so I'm skipping it in my commentary heads up. I am watching the lead up to it though this should be interesting

Why does this man have a whole parrot on his shoulder lmao I'm cackling

Yekaterinaberg oh god I wanna cry Don't open the door bub DON'T Oh god this is heartbreaking knowing what's to come Peter Morgan woke up and quite literally chose violence huh

This man is so shady WHY do you need photographs of them Ohmygod the comrades were sick for this "The photographers will be here any minute" THIS ISN'T THE SHOOTING THEY EXPECTED FUCK I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Okay I'm skipping this bit

Fuck I caught bits of it DAMN PETER MORGAN YOU WERE FOUL FOR INTERWEAVING THE WINDSORS HUNTING WHILE THE ROMANOVS WERE BEING HUNTED I hate it hereeee oh fuck oh fuck that last shot of the pheasant and then the Romanovs??? I'm sick. I'll give Peter props for knowing how to elicit a strong and visercal reaction. Whoever edited this I wanna give them a hug that was brutal even tho I skipped most of it

Ngl this episode is kinda boring - great cold open for invoking such a strong response from me but god I do not care for the 90s Russian politics. Imma just embrace hot John Major to get through this episode lmao

Oooh wait Lizzy and Philly be having marriage problems okay maybe there will be drama in this after all Penny where are you Oh hello there you are!

I'm sorry it's been 6 eps and I'm still not into Johnathan Pryce as Phillip. The voice and mannerisms are just so off.

Damnnn Martin is such a GILF; like all iterations of Martin have been so hot for what. I apologise for the thirst yall I'm just bored with this ep - the hot men are gonna get me through it

Not Yeltsin sucking up to her 🤡🤡 OH HE ORDERED FOR THE HOUSE TO BE DEMOLISHED They did, they really did deserve a proper burial Not me getting emotional over the Romanovs I'm just here for the silver foxes and the my bleeding heart for the Romanovs

Not Yeltsin shit talking Lizzie in Russian this is so funny shkdksk Holy shitt not the bayonet threat OH GOD THAT POOR TRANSLATOR His face though omg I love this dude the utter embarrassment and guilt over lying to her - iconic performance

Oofie did not expect these flashbacks I am literally going to be sick I hate it hereeee

This episode is so hard to watch - other than the horrifying bits with the Romanovs it's just boring

Oooh DNA match testing interesting.

There are some moments I can see Johnathan as Phillip but then also not sighhhh I dunno why it bugs me so much jdjdd He just sticks out as a sore thumb compared to the other on-point casting

Penny you're gassing him up too much "You are the key. Your DNA unlocked the mystery" LMAO this sounds like a parody of a lyric from Anastasia dhkdkdi I wanna say he won't fuck her just cos she keeps hyping him up but we know he's going to hdkdjk

Penny is so cute what a science nerd This is getting philosophical lmaooo Peter Morgan what were you on writing this ep Philip's hobbies every season just get funnier pls first carriage riding and now this Russian obsession Lizzie is so hopeful about this visit

Babes engagements and tours aren't going to fix marriages why do you keep doing this

More standalone eps need to be more like Mou Mou. My eyes keep glazing over for this one. I'm tempted to skip this tbh but I know the FOMO will drive me insane sndkdkd so I am going to grin and bear it for the next 25 mins

I will say seeing the Russian practices and culture is interesting! Just the way the ep was framed and shot makes it dull in the grand scheme of the season

Not this man saying I gave up so much marrying you bruhhhh this is S1 shit how are you not over this 🤡🤡 This is so funny I can't even So childish Yall are in your 60s please calm down you're gonna die together

"Companionship" K Philly K Godson's wife,,, yeah that makes it sound gross It's still a emotional affair Philip!! What is going onnnn not him asking her to legitimize their "friendship" this is so weird. Why are stuffy British people like this dhdjjdd

Lmaoooo Lizzie you're almost 70!! Don't be naiveee just like you, your grandparents did nothing and now the Romanovs are gone Wtf Mary did you regret not doing jackshit?? Just awful awful

Either way political or personal reasons, it was a horrific thing the Romanovs went through Goood Mary feel the devastation

Lizzie's thinly veiled threats and condescension is a whole art I cannot

Oooh everyone is here for Christmas fun things

Lmaooo John Major finally slipping into his role as Lizzie's therapist along with marriage counselling 🤡🤡

This was a cute scene just Lizzie and Phillip coexisting

But ultimately a whole lot of nothing filler episode and it wasn't even an entertaining filler

#The Crown #The Crown Season 5 #The Crown spoilers

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Oh Brick, you should of seen this coming.

For the gt ask game

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND ORCHID ISTG-- /POS

ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T ONLINE U USUALLY AREN'T ON UNTIL AT LEAST 9 FOR ME 😭....

i will reluctantly (/j) answer... :D

1: answered!

2: what size do you interact with best?

speaking PERSONALLY, i feel like i'd be a fumbling mess (in a nervious/scared way,,,) around a giant so probably my own size 😭😭

3: what would your giant/tiny home look like?

ngl i think about this so often!! i'd have a tiny home cause yk,, but i want something like pogtopia !! like the array of stairs everywhere?? it seems so eerie but i'd love it! :D

4: do you have a sona? tell us about them!

i'm like... 99% sure everyone is aware of c!brick but i'll still give a rundown

brick is my sona, she's a borrower at 2.5 inches. she looks a lot like my pfp (although her hair is more of a hot pink--think my old pfp). she's a griffin hybrid and she lives in c!orchids house :) atm c!orchid is unaware of this 💪

there's more to come on her :D

5: answered!

6: fairies or borrowers?

borrowers. HOWEVER i do not have a lot of experience with fairies,,,

7: answered!

8: sci-fi shrinking or magic shrinking

*looks at curiosity and looks back to you*

9: what's your favorite piece of sizey media?

honey i shrunk the kids trilogy it cute, my favorite of those movies are honey i blew up the kid cause what's not to love about a giant kid? :D then honey we shrunk ourselves is #2. and honestly that's probably it,, i don't really consume a lot of g/t media because i don't know a lot of it. arrietty is cute but also the only other g/t thing i've seen. recs would be nice !! :D /nf

10: what's the last tv show you watched, any size headcannons for it?

kimmy schmidt is the last thing i watch watched !!

i like the thought of the reverend being g! and the girls being t! like it'd be so much easier to kidnap them, PLUS the bunker'd be so tinyyyy sdjgds

i like the thought of t!titus too, but primarily t!kimmy is what sparks in my mind,,,

also the thought of t!lillian just murdering ppl is so funny---she'd just attack everyone lmfaoo

11: what song gives you size vibes?

i think this is a really generic answer, but always forever by cults

12: answered!

13: what kind of pet would you like at your size?

for a borrower, befriending a bug would be the most obvious things, but i'm thinking logically, and logically speaking that would be absolutely terrifying (imo). so my next option would be to befriend the household pet. it'd be a free ride. and hopefully they won't steal me and take me to the human--

14: answered!

15: what g/t scenario is the funniest to you?

same as orchids, when another person shrinks someone on accident when they're messing with a shrink ray/potion/etc. that or two humans asking a sizeshifter to size them down and they just run amok and cause chaos (hint hint school floors au hint hint) oh and also when the human is more scared of the tiny than the tiny is of the human (hint hint ghost files au)

16: answered!

17: how long have you been into g/t?

long as i can remember. when i was younger it was definitely more subtle and i didn't exactly know g/t was a thing---but still!

technically speaking i joined the g/t fandom mid-last year,,,,,

18: answered!

19: what’s your all-time favorite g/t daydream - the one thing you keep going back to?

on a daily basis, i still think about a borrower chatting with a human through a vent. like behind the bars and stuff, that way the borrower is safe. and my bed is on the floor while we wait for a new bedframe and the vent is right by my head, so that thought crosses my mind more than once a day.

also tiny workers is on my mind 24/7,,

20: a fictional character you really wanna shrink/grow?

no one, because he already exists in shrunken form

(my answer is wilbur even though technicallyyyy he isn't fictional,,)

#brickquiries #becky brickling #beckyu my beloved <33 #brickquiries games #tapebur #excuse my terrible quality lmfao

[mcrcki]

Was that [DANIELLE ROSE RUSSELL]? Oh no no, that was just [DANIELA DIMITRESCU], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE]. They are [TWENTY TWO] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

about four months as of 12.15.22. she’s very much still new here, does not like being on her own, but she’s kinda having fun. there’s a palpable tension in the city that has her intrigued and honestly kinda excited

what is your character’s job

rich stay at home daughter xoxo, maneater. technically unemployed

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

gonna go with a classic move, and pull them post death !! res 8 is p open ended when it comes to this part of the game, and you can kinda kill the sisters in any order depending on who you run into first. but the most popular way that people run through ( and the way i did it when i played ) was daniela was the second sister to die. so, i’m gonna say right now, she’s pulled after bela and their own death, and has no idea the fate of ethan, cassandra and her mother!!

has any magic affected your character

they’re not just bugs anymore, she has a full body, but she still has the ability to use her fly swam, otherwise they’re the same daniela, so no !!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

again, peer pressure brought me here. but time for me to ramble about YET ANOTHER murder bitch !!!!! except this time i’m switching it up and bringing the actual posterchild for that ‘cute but psycho, but cute’ quote kgfjglf but gonna give y’all a breakdown of daniela in case you don’t know anything about the game, or have only seen the lady d memes

the youngest of the dimitrescu sisters, daniela is considered the most unstable of the sisters. described as the most ‘delusional’. they’re definitely just the vibe of that ‘i just A BABY’ audio.

youngest sister vibes of, can do no wrong, will cry to mom if you mess with them and she doesn’t like it

spoiled vampire brat

created and then adopted by alcina dimitrescu ( also known as lady d , or vampire milf ), the “sisters” were originally maids within the castle, who were chosen by alcina to be used as an experiment with mother miranda. they were infected by the cadou and eventually, when they survived the experiment, were turned into vampire-esc mutants.

the girls are actually 7 million flies in a trench coat (shoutout to an truly unhinged vc where kasey did the math to actually figure this out)

they lived together inside the castle after that as a family, the girls were turned roughly around the late 50s, and the events of the game take place during 2021 sO

at the end of the day, they may be classified as a villain, but HONESTLY ethan fucking winters broke into their house, and started attacking their family. what were they supposed to do??? just let the man kill their mom and NOT try to stop him???????

honestly she’s just very much the annoying little sister, and they are the kind of person that will absolutely use a pout to try and get their way.

loves their sisters and mother more than anything, is extremely loyal to them

is p excited to be in the city ngl, this place is just the right kind of weird ?? there’s something strange going on and daniela (while worried about their family) is excited to see what it has to offer

native language is romanian, but speaks fluent english

canonically 6′7 so  there’s that

also has a scar on the side of their head with a shaved portion of their hair over it. it will not grow back, so they just have a shaved side as a Fashion Statement

is slightly less ready for straight up murder than her sisters, but is always here for revenge and just being a little unhinged. would rather play with her food than just jump right to killing

open to absolutely screwing with your characters head :)

she’s got killer quotes like : "good, now harder.“ , "mm, bad boy! you can’t go anywhere.” ,  “a dream. this is a dream.” followed by "i don’t wanna …die …“

bECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE WRONGFULLY MURDERED JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR SISTER AND MOTHER THANKS ETHAN

just wants to be told she’s doing a good job, and that someone is proud of her pls

someone just kiss her on the forehead, ik she is probably covered in blood but like she deserves a nice forehead kiss

connections :

✩ nightmare friend group

daniela is a fucking mess. i’m not gonna sugar coat that. they 100% would be looking for friends that will make them more powerful, that are their own brand of supernatural and freaky. just anything that will help them feel more at home here in dc!!

they miss the lords and their sisters, they want that feeling of home back and will try to make that with a group of terrible people here

✩ people to terrorize

like i said. terrible person

she just really likes to play with her food, loves to mess with people and get in their heads. would 1000% spend too much time messing with you and trying to see what gets you all hot and bothered and then flirt just to confuse you

i’m sorry if you interact with her

✩ human guide

dani is more adjacent to human here in the city, rather than mutant like they were back in romania. so, honestly, they don’t really know how to pretend to be human, or fit in with humans

i think it’d be fun to have either another supernatural being, or even a human that like can get past her being Terrible, and kinda show them the ropes when it comes to being human passing

✩ roommate (s)

roommate from hell situation

would absolutely call you their maid.

has never washed a dish in their life and doesn’t intent to start now

i just think the tension would be funny.

✩ a ship down the line

dani is def not straight, i am still figuring out all of that, but they’re pretty much open to any candidate for a ship

i’ll be honest though, they’d rather find someone who is just as crazy as them. very much “we can make each other worse” sort of ship over ‘i can fix him/her/them’ vibes.

would like to just have it in early stages, see where the vibe is and if we don’t like it, reassess and maybe they’ll be better as friends or something but i definitely want this to be a like slow moving plot !! just while i get comfortable with their voice !!

#hw: intro #d. intro #long post tw #death mention tw #violence mention tw #bugs tw #insects tw

[yourfriendlyenby]

Live reaction for Owl House Season 2 finale:

Is King going to meet with the collector again since he went back to sleep? What’s happening here

Uh ohhhh, they changed the order of the coven heads, they’re screwwwweddd

“I’m afraid that’s impossible” why am I gasping I already knew that Belos would betray the Collector

istg Belos is gonna go back to the human world and be like “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IT’S ONLY BEEN 300 YEARS” and immediately get a heart attack from shock

wait hold on if the draining spell only works on people with coven sigils what about the children

IS BELOS PLANNING TO MURDER THE CHILDREN HIMSELF

honestly wouldn’t put it past him

Oh the poor people, not knowing Belos wants to straight up murder them

OH MY GOD look I know that they had to do what they had to do but EBERWOLF

If that were me, my arm just covered in fire bugs or whatever, I will die

Calling it now, they’re gonna go through that pain we saw in “Hollow Mind” and realize they fyucked up

“I don’t want another human’s life to be destroyed by this place” YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MURDERED YOUR BROTHER BELOS

I mean Luz as much as I hate Belos too, that fit’s kinda nice ngl

EVERYTHING’S HAPPENING SO FAST WE’RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE

Also let me guess Belos is gonna be like “I’ll do anything to rid this world of witch scum” or whatever

OR HE CAN TURN INTO THAT THAT WORKS TOO

why is King’s skull cracked

is he gonna turn beeg

Oh damn that animation tho

OH SNAP HE’S GONNA BE BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN LET’S GO

“Only the Collector has that power” King over there having a connection with the Collector

BELOS IF YOU KILL FLAPJACK ISTG

did

did belos straight up just leave the grimwalker corpses there

oh wow the thing conveniently got saved by a bone how convenient

KING’S DAD PUT THE COLLECTOR THERE????

Honestly please tell me the Collector and King become friends please

OH SHE LOST HER HAND ALRIGHT

OH MY GOD HE’S SO CUTE

andddd he just straight up disintegrated belos

I love him

Please tell me the “Owl House” game is just him living life as a normal kid and he gets adopted by Eda please

DID HE JUST MOVE THE MOON

I love him so much he’s like that one character that breaks the fourth wall, think like Pinkie Pie

Okay wait

DID THEY JUST PULL AN AMPHIBIA TRUE COLORS

THEY DID

AND THEY EVEN HAVE THIS

THEY’RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

Alright so uh, that happened

#owl house #owl house season 2 finale #owl house spoilers

[concrete-beach-party]

BG3 playthrough: Assault Moonrise Towers

Part #IDon'tKnow in our co-op playthrough.

Well, Shadowheart is now depressed and we need to fucking REST. And I dread it, because I did not kill Isobel and Scleritas will have something to say about that.

we spent a good hour leveling everyone up, because half of them want something in that Tower and so far we've been using Lae'zel/Astarion for most of the time.

After leveling everyone up, it was time to rest

ohno.jpg

Scleritas, you fucker.

(at least here the co-op did not bug and agreed that Astarion was my Durge's partner. I've read of people who had a wrong companion lying there)

I try to tell Scleritas to fuck off and proceed to wake Astarion.

(my first try failed, thank the gods we have 4 inspiration at this point)

Astarion is alive and that is good. But nothing, NOTHING could have prepared me for how sweet he is in this Durge scene. And I've literally seen the scenes on Youtube before because I'll always spoiler myself, but it still floored me.

"Are you here for a cuddle?" KILL ME RIGHT HERE. This implies that Durge waking up Astarion in the middle of the night just to cuddle is a normal thing for them. This has happened before. I AM DEAD. I love them.

Astarion being scared and sarcastic yet absolutely supportive, why are you so cute ("I'm gonna kill the person most important to me, that is you" - "I'm flattered AND disturbed")

Scleritas being fully aware of Astarion's insecurities, oh my god

Astarion restrains my Durge and stays with her the whole night, saying sweet things, I am screaming internally

"We should talk about this" - yeah, I've been trying to tell you people from the beginning, but none of you LISTENED

"I've killed so many people, you should just end me" - "and I've lured thousands to their deaths, we're in this together"

"Thank you for not killing me tonight"

I am NOT okay after this. Absolutely NOT. To think I started this romance for shits and giggles ...

Anyways, we made our way to Moonrise Towers to help Jaheira.

I told her to come with me, as I've read she acts a bit suicidal on her own and we want to recruit her.

As a pseudo companion, she is pretty shitty, ngl.

Current party: Tav Wizard + Lae'zel + Durge Cleric + Astarion (+Jaheira)

We cleared the ground floor, however, we're low on spell slots again.

We're gonna continue upwards next time (and at some point Wyll will have to join us, because he has 2 quests here).

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just sit here and cry about Astarion x Durge. They are beautiful murder children trying to be better. I love them. Help.

#bg3 #I play: Baldur's Gate 3

[the-acid-pear]

I hit post limit but I'm watching James and the Giant Peach anyway so what about we do it in the style of my Baki liveblogs?

Oh yeah baby this format is coming back. No pics will be taken which makes me sad! But alas...

I think it's worth mentioning i haven't watched this movie since i was a kid so i don't remember anything other than it having a nice vibe

THIS KID IS MADE OUT OF FLESH AND THESE PPL ARE BRITISH. WHADDAHELL...

I was joking w Blood about the family dying after the boat crashes but um. I guess the rhyno won? Whatever THAT means...

I want these aunts to sandwich me they could make me worse

JWDGWKDVJWDV THE FUCKING WARREN WASTELAND 💀💀💀 that's how england looks to me 😍/j

FUCK YEAH FEET REVEAL THESE WOMEN WERE MADE FOR ME‼️

OH IT WAS A REAL RHYNO? 💀

THEY ARE GONNA COOK HIM

The kid is singing. Anyway, that spider def poisonous 💀

This kiddo is depressing bruh

Sings like shit tho ngl

James doesn't know what a poisonous spider looks like but he sure knows how to make a perfect paper balloon first try 💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

THAT DUDE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LMAO

SIR YOU ARE A CERTIFIED FREAK

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

Man is scaring me more than he's scaring James but that's only bc unlike this weird isolated British orphan i was taught about stranger danger

I think James is just having a psychotic breakdown because of all the physical and psychological abuse he has been thru /j

LMAO THIS KID IS A FAILURE

Spiker you are like 180 cm you could get it yourself 😐

The way this peach came to be is both hilarious and cute this tree is winning rn

This movie has extremely funny dialogue i love Spiker sm

THE FAKE ASS TEAR 😭😭😭

Pretty based of them to make the priest pay double NGL

The rhyno threats are fucked up but so goofy bc. It's a fucking rhyno 💀

Maybe they mean the guy from spiderman tho, i mean, they WERE going to New York after all...

Damn i cracked the code

Strong ass kid ate the worm 😨

HEY I REMEMBER THAT MANY HANDED BASTARD I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM OMFG... This feels like seeing an old ex 💀

God i adore these bugs sm they are so shape

This spider is so hot, even hotter than i remembered

KQGWKVDNSGER THIS GUY IS SUCH A JERK I LOVE HIM

Rhinnoceri... I need to fuck this cricket <- guy so horny he forgot the word

THE LADY BUG IS A MILF

Isn't it kinda... Racist, to call another bug a maggot?

This music goes hard

What about da worm........? 🥺

That worm is prob like would u still love me if i was a human?

"now i have two half brothers" 💀💀💀

Didn't realize the bugs were huge. Even MORE culeables!

Omg milves DIED

Nvm girlboss powah

Damn they're actually bleeding tho

THEY ARE IN DA SEA, THAT WORM IS GONNA DIE

Omg he wears glasses cuz he's a worm therefore blind that's so cute

The spider hates this centipede sm 💀

LTDJEHSDJ I'M SURE THEY DO CENTIPEDE

This movie is just a bunch of European immigrants falling for the American dream

EVERYONE HATES THIS CENTIPEDE SM LMAO

This is abuse of the disabled

KSHDJDJZHZKGXG WORM ILY

Sick ass shark ngl

Do you think earthworm and centipede ever explored each other's bodies?

This is animal abuse

Oh he's from Brooklyn that's cute 🥺

AT THE SPENCE OF HIS LIFE, JAMES. STOP TRYING TO DOWNPLAY HIS TRAUMA!!

Maybe they do have a point tho

THE CRICKET IS A GILF⁉️ :Y

Worm deadass said 🥵

I thought they knew but were carnivorous what a bunch of fucking idiots. Bet they are doing this only to make James feel better about himself...

Well Mr centipide that's bc you didn't taste this c-

Sorry.

These idiots are gonna eat da whole peach -_-

OH POODLES AS IN WATER NOT DOGS OK...

...OR MAYBE HE MEANT DOGS? ARE CRICKETS CARNIVOROUS???

These bitches r getting drunk 💀

We got peach'd

WORM IS FAT LMAO 🥺

Girlie they are all nice to you too, maybe tad bit obnoxious but not MEAN.

THIS KID IS THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF 💀

This is one of the coolest dream scenes I've ever seen

I bet his parents are alive and just abandoned him /j

CRICKET JUST CALLED CENTIPIDE AND ASS

They made a fucking dick joke I'm. Gonna fucking die.

They are gonna fuckin kill my man

JAMES... BABY......

THE CRICKET GOING 😱 LMAO

CRICKET KICKED HIM IN THE FACE HOLY FUCK

Look i know he lied but these people have no fucking mercy... They are literally gonna make him and ME cry..... ...... ..

NO. THATS SO FUCKED UP THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKED UP THIS MESSAGE IS SO FUCKED UP.

"he's commiting pesticide!" I'm gonna shit myself

LMAO HE ADMITTED IT WAS HIS FAULT good.

WORM BABY PLEASE WJDGJAVECEBF DONT SAY HELPED 💀💀💀💀💀

Ladybug just spanked spider, Kinky

Literally no hurry at all my man is just walking like it's an afternoon in the park

Lmao nice Jack cameo

They are gonna kill my man, again

HOLY FUCK THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM

"hey that one felt pretty good!" He gets it.

I love him for his American swag

KILLING HIM FR

OH THANK YOU LADY THANK YOU... 😭

MY KINGGFGGG ITXJFgsheaysrsudruddi 💥

Stop being homophobic worm let them kiss too

Aw worm got the hat kdjdthjf 🥺

SPIDER N LADYBUG ARE DOING LESBIANISM TOGETHER...

OMG HE'S A GRASSHOPPER NOT A CRICKET 😭😭

Too long of a name tho sticking to calling him cricket -_-

They are fucking

This grasshopper is fucking racist...

This movie is so lovely they are his family man... ;;

God Ms spider i think i hauve covid

This kid is definitely just dead on his yard hallucinating btw /j

THEY WON'T ALWAYS BE TOGETHER STOP B4 I CRY...

DA RHYNO NOOO......!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING BUT JERSEY WJCSJSFSHSF

I'M GONNA FUCKIN CRY Y'ALL

HIS FRIENDSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

How did he lose the tie? 💀

EL LECHERO LMAO

Hang on, they weren't in England? They were in America? How did the aunts make it here in that beaten old car?

AH NVM THEY WENT THRU THE WATER LMAO

YEAH SAME JAMES NO SHIT

Before photoshop existed lol

THEY ARE GASLIGHTING THIS CHILD

HEY WHAT'S UP FREAKY OLD MAN!

Shut up James 💀

JAMES SNAPS!?

FUCK YEAH LITTLE BOY!!!

MURDER ATTEMPT 💀💀💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

OOOOHHHH?????

GQNWG KEGSJDVQNS YEAAAAHHHHHH LET'S FYCJING GOOOOO

SICK EM BOYS, RIGHT IN FROM OF THE CROWD 💀

PUBLIC EXECUTION LMAO

Wig

Those women are dying dudes ...

"god bless the colonies" glow-worm lady... 💀

"go ahead!" A hero of the people, communist icon

This movie is gonna make me happy cry look at my guys and James...

SICK ASS SEED

Best found family tale ever what a fucking win.

Well freaky little man you are kinda fine when not talking to little boys in the dark of night ngl

AJDVSNDVNDBR CENTIPIDE FOR PRESIDENT WOULD VOTE‼️

Oooojlhhlhndnbggvt WORM GETTING EM LADIES FUCK YEAH 🥴

God this is so pretty everyone is thriving and they are friends and it was all real and shit omfg 😭💞

The ending song is so good too... 🥺

OH POST CREDITS!!

Abuse revenge heaven 💀

WELL WASN'T THAT FUCKING LOVELY? MAYBE THE BRI ISH AINT SO BAD AFTER ALL... Time for some final thoughts! 😁💞

AAAAUAHGNGNMGBGMGNGNGH BROOOTHER WHEN I TELL YOU I LOVED THIS MOVIE... IT WAS SO FUCKING LOVELY.

I did not only love every single fucking character present here, but the designs and the music and the animation god, AND HELL THE HUMOR TOO!! Fucking caught me off guard more than once ngl, but it was great 💀💀

And of course, the thing i loved THE most is having a found family not be separated... :']]

I think this movie does a great job portraying abuse and trauma and PTSD in a very child friendly manner, the lessons it puts there are quite lovely tbh. I wish we could've seen more characters get developed tho!! The two who got the most relevancy and depth were grasshopper and centipide which tbh is ok bc i love them but a little lesson from all of the characters would've been nice too... 🥺

There's, however, a big elephant in the room that i gotta acknowledge, and that is the aunts. As y'all might have realized, my carnal desire for them surpasses my logical brain and makes me overlook the abuse they put James thru which quite honestly parallels my own real one.

I'm speaking w a British accent in my mind alright fucking cringe anyway, aside from the most obvious reason, that being my rampant lust and homosexual tendencies, i wish they hadn't tried to make the characters ugly = evil.

Like idk i think they were kinda bland! I couldn't take their villainous portrayal seriously when most of the time it was like "haha isn't it devious how ugly these old women are??" Like no i need them to ruin me.

I think I'm just a bit disoriented i think blood might not be coming to my head, y'all tell me if I'm making any sense...

Anyway, overall, is this movie good? OF THE BEST I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE if not for a bit of lost potential it would have been absolutely perfect!! And yesss, of course i recommend it!! It's such a fun time w such a rewarding end :'33 truly wonderful 🦗

#luly talks #james and the giant peach liveblog #i bet centipide's pussy game is crazy

[inkthemandrake]

You are my bugaboo

#Dr. Willow #mosquito #shes the murder bug oc i had a while back #oh to be a murder bug ngl #my art #digital art #ink arts #cute #art blog #ink art #ink draws #aesthetic #original character #oc #original oc #doctor #doctor oc #miss willow #bug #bug oc

[half-blood-goods]

I literally haven't seen a single scene from The Mummy, so here's a live commentary

Barely 5 minutes in, already both a murder and a suicide

Imagine trying to bring back your girlfriend only for some guys to cockblock you and lock you in a sarcophagus

Wow this movie changed atmosphere real quick

Try to guess who the main character is

✨sand magic✨

Bro calm the fuck down these are just fucking shelves

JESUS CHRIST

A fucking jumpscare

Aww, sibling dynamics

My hoarder brain already wants that box and the map on my shelf

You fucking idiot just combusted a 3000 years old artifact. You should be in jail for this.

Oh hey speaking of jail

NGL this dude doesn't look half bad 👀

Bro how tf are you still alive

I hate how bearded guy who wants the 25% has the same VA as Shrek in my country's dub

What a nice bonding scene over a bag of weapons

Y e e t

I heard this movies was a bunch of people's bisexual awakening. I get it why

Things are heating up

Why do I feel like fat guy is dying first

"Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riverrr" get rekt

Gotta agree, the cinematography is pretty nice

How many people will survive till the end of the movie? My bet is on 6 or lower

My Egyptian mythology nerd is quaking

WHY BUGS

I mean I like bugs when they're normal bugs but I saw what these bugs were doing with that one guy

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

You know when the mysterious figures protecting the ancient city tells you to leave, you should probably leave

I like drunk scenes

"I'M A LIBRARIAN" You go girl

Let's play the game "Guess what's inside the certain death box"

I fucking hate the thought of being buried alive

Oh good, it's the book

My Biology nerd part is dying. That's not how scarabs work

Oh good, the plagues. Because why not.

That's not how locusts work either

Wait, the mummy is trying to hook up with the girl? Not that I can blame him

Excuse me? What's happening?

You're really bringing the room down buddy

We're speeding through catastrophes like it's 2020

Bro joined the dark side and honestly he's rocking the new gear

I'm just curious how many monsterfuckers are into this movie just because of the mummy

Makes sense he's scared of the cat

Plot twist, old guy from the beginning is plot relevant, who could've guessed

My dude cleaned up good

I'm worried about the cat

Oh good, zombies

Playing GTA irl I see

SMH you can't trust mummies these days

Jumping into the hole 🚫 Trying to slash down an army ☑️

At least Imhotep is traveling with style

✨More sand magic✨

Rest in Peace old guy, you stole the show

You know this guy's motivation is kinda sad honestly, I'd root for him if the world weren't in danger and all

It was about time the priests showed up

NOT TATTOO GUY

The girls are fightinnnggg

Well this certainly was a climax. A bit all over the place, but it wasn't bad at all

"Death is only the beginning" Apparently, considering that this movie has a sequel

Get fucked, Beni

TATTOO GUY LIVED

Happy end for most people i guess

This movie was great, I'm giving it a 9/10

#movie #movies #the mummy #reaction #reactions #rick o'connell #evelyn carnahan #imhotep

[narrators-journal]

First impressions (yandere Illumi x reader)

So! I thought I should throw ya’ll a bone and post the Illumi fic I posted to my quotev a while ago. This first part isn’t all that interesting, but it picks up, I promise.

Warnings: Yandere, Illumi, nothing too bad in this part, tho ngl, the later parts get pretty dark.

If there was one thing Illumi hated most, it was when his targets threw parties. He understood that these were great opportunities to sneak in and gather intel, or even go ahead and take out said target, but he wasn't a super big fan of being reminded of how he had yet to get himself a wife. It wasn't that Illumi struggled to attract women, it was simply that he couldn't exactly find a woman who could get along with his family, bear children, of course, and, if he were to be completely honest, put up with him at the bare minimum.

That lack of a partner bugged him the most when he was forced to go into such social events as the one he was currently meandering through the backyard of an extravagant home, holding a tray of drinks, wearing a stolen butler outfit and handing out drinks to those he passed without one while he kept a covert eye on the man he was sent to kill. At least he had that task to occupy his mind and block out the many couples around him, mingling, talking to other pairs, doing inappropriate things under the covers of nicely trimmed plants and the darkness of night, or flirting within their own couplings. Though, the smug blonde he called his target did bring another level of resentment out of the quiet assassin, so he wasn't exactly thrilled with that option of thought either. Illumi had been on this job for a stretch of two weeks, fourteen days, which spit in the face of his usual time of a week for each job at most. So, now the raven haired man was extra cranky towards the primly dressed blonde business man he called a target. That, along with this one man's absolute refusal to be without at least two women at any time was ruining Illumi's reputation for being a fast working and efficient killer and just eating at him in general. That wasn't even mentioning the man's eerie timing of only being alone for long periods when the assassin just so happened to be forced to do things like sleep, or eat. All around, Illumi was not doing well and it was beginning to seep through his mask of cool indifference in small ways.

Tonight though, he was determined to finish his task. The butler he'd murdered and disposed of in the trash would have to forgive his waning amount of patience and possibly overly painful dispatching of him. It was for a good cause, the long haired assassin needed a disguise so he could blend in to this lascivious get together, and being a part of the wait staff gave him a very easy and clean way to finally rid himself of this aggravatingly social hit. So, when he saw his target finish off his drink, the lanky assassin meandered over and simply handed him another without a word, though this one he'd made instead of the bartender. As he walked away, Illumi checked his tray of drinks, just to be sure that his target did indeed get the poisoned liquor he'd kept on his tray and away from the other guests specially for the blonde host.

As the assassin was checking his work, he ran into you, a young woman with (h/l), (h/c) hair and (s/c) skin.          "oh my god, are you okay?" You asked, hopping up from the floor where Illumi had knocked you in his slip of attention. Really, it was his own fault for failing to notice you, but you reacting so swiftly with concern for the tall assassin, who hadn't done more than step back when bumped into, was new, and unexpected to say the least. It wasn't very often that someone showed much concern for his well-being, after all, let alone a stranger doing so. It intrigued the man, to say the least.         "Uh...sir?" Your voice brought him out of his thoughts,         "oh, sorry, my mistake." he said simply, turning to leave as the host of the party began coughing, a sign the poison was beginning to take effect, however, before he could make his escape, you spoke again, forcing him to stop and turn back to you. At least, it allowed his dark eyes to look you over. Not much, your dress wasn't as flashy as the rest, rather modest actually, as were your curves, at least, compared to some of the females he'd seen, which further sparked his curiosity. Why was someone so plain at such a flashy and over-indulgent party?         "oh no, it was my fault for bumping into you, I just wanted to know if you were okay," you explained, your voice once again drawing his attention back to reality and further perplexing the assassin, but he couldn't just leave, that was rude and drew attention to himself, so he just gave a small nod and walked away, satisfying your concerns and making his escape from the scene before his target died and a panic ensued.

#Illumi #yandere Illumi #x reader #fanfiction #illumi zoldyck #hxh #hunter x hunter #illumi x reader #yandere #part 1 #quotev

[arthotsglasses]

Ikevam bois as Minecraft players

in result of my braincells being active at 2am. not a writer. Idk if many people will get the Minecraft jokes but if you do, have fun reading lol (also plz play with me)

Napoleon

Generally good at everything, very good at PvP as well.

Sometimes speedruns. Can one cycle the dragon if he wants too

Always rides his horse.

Very good at bedwars cuz you know he really likes them beds.

Sometimes duels Jean.

Always says gg after game ends.

Mozart

Noteblocks, jukebox, owns all the disks. (the real one who created pigstep lmao jkjk)

His Minecraft house be very clean. Chests and inventory are very well organized.

Probably the one who lives in the End so it's quiet and peaceful.

Or maybe in the icy mountains.

Has minecraft default music playing in the background.

Leonardo

Probably is on his 100 year hardcore mode world.

Has a massive and beautiful structures built in them

Also knows how to make all kinds of mob farms.

Redstone engineer.

Maybe some potions brewing going on too

Knows all the commands and uses them in smart ways.

Knows how to code

Arthur

Very good at murder mystery game. Maybe cops and crimes too.

He is the one who does the troll videos. He will dig and make traps for his friends to fall into.

Decent at classic survival, has good game sense. maybe some speed running too~

He has all the Minecraft girlfriends.

All the hoes will know when he logs on to his multiplayer server.

Ok at PvP

“Oh it appears that my ender pearl landed in your dms ;)” cheesy ass minecraft pickup lines that always gets rejected.

Theo

Builds a huge gallery to insert his bro's paintings.

Owns a gallery Minecraft server where people can join to view and submit Minecraft arts and builds.

Probably lives and loves the nether this boi is crazy.

He be baking cakes, that’s his only food source.

Has dog as pets.

Vincent

PAINTINGS

Professional builder. Gets commissioned to build stuff for other people’s servers.

He is good at building beautiful stuff too

Probably Comte got him to build stuff for his server.

Has a sunflower field in his backyard

has many artworks hung up in his house.

probably has an axolotl pet

Can destroy you in PvP if he needs to tho.

Works on his crops farm on his spare time.

Isaac

Another Redstone engineer, more like genius

Makes those Redstone graphic calculators, computers, solving Rubik's cube and stuff lmaoooo

very bad at PvP save this boi plz

Also bad at survival... he dies on the first night all the time..

Knows how to use the debug menu tho. Calculates distance, e-ray and all the math stuff.

Dazai

He is just in here for the chaos lol

He is one of those players who will do like "100 skeletons vs 100 zombies who will win?"

Mostly just doing random ass experiments in creative mode.

Another troller guy. Will make stupid traps for Isaac to fall into. (May collab with Arthur to make those)

Spawns in withers in places just to watch some shit go down lol

He also loves the nether cuz it's chaotic and dangerous. Gotta make friends with those ghasts

All birds follow him cuz why not

Surprisingly knows how to breezily bridge.

Jean

PvP god, knows how to god bridge.

The quiet one that everyone fears. If you are in his skywars game, there’s no hope for you.

Friends with Enderman

Lives in the End as well with Mozart. It's nice and quiet there.

Will not kill animals for food source. Only eats like cooked kelp lmao

Comte

Probably owns a massive multiplayer server ngl.

Also the real owner of the Woodland Mansion.

Will build a huge fancy mansion for his residents to live in.

He will spawn an army of iron golems if you are his enemy.

The operator of pretty much all servers. Will not hesitate to ban you if you cheat or bad manners.

Shakespeare

The ImPoStEr

He is one of those that will Lava bucket your wooden house.

Massacre the entire village. No more villagers, place is burnt down.

Purposely gets bad omen, then walk into a village.

He will put creepers in your house.

Bad murder in murder mystery, he will always get caught.

But he got his bunny crew as usual

Also lives in the nether. Probably the fortress cuz he be like that.

He writes some poetic shit in game lobby chat.

Likes snooping on other’s smp on spectator mode to watch shit go down.

Sebas

Helps Comte run and maintain the massive server.

Admin, mod, and watchdog at the same time.

If there's a bug in the server, either he will fix it or he gets Leo's help to fix it.

He is the guy to go to when the bois run out of food.

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