#oh thank god someone said it

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

And that's why she's a Queen

#the fact they even had this idea... #no need to insult the first lady and a whole country like that #the last sentence of saint javelin very much #friendly reminder that the whole Navalny family are neither friends nor supporters of ukraine and are highly problematic #and Navalny is not the perfect little angel now everyone pretends him to be #that so many in the west now worship him and kiss his wife's feet and completely ignoring what he said and supported in the west #but god forbid one Ukrainian breathes in the wrong way or ze forget to say thank you at some point #“the image of women resisting putin” my ass #no need to pretend theyre the same and no need to insult olena like that #still cant grasp the fact that someone was like oh were letting them die and stop important aid for month #but let's invite her so she looks pretty in the background #this is insulting on so many levels #to reduce her to just a pretty object jfc #alao the audacity to put her next to that woman and in the same room with the people who are responsible for Ukrainians dying

[kingstealer]

aabria going, "as aimee who maybe wants to have a friend sit by you soon" is going to haunt me for the next two weeks. i can already tell.

#critical role #critical role campaign 3 #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #what does that MEAN. who else do they have sitting in the back room pretending they don't exist. who now has to come back later #WHAT IF ITS ZERXUS #(guy who only knows one fictional character voice) #my points to back this up are: 1. apparently we're doing a betrayer god thing so probably would be a betrayer god pc showing up #2. he's the only other champion of a betrayer god pc we know. there could ofc be a new one but i'm insane like that #would it probably actually be a spider queen person? oh yeah probably. but WHAT IF #of all the episodes for me to pick up cr again (god i hope not i need to have a sleep schedule) after having watched calamity recently #i was so ready to go to bed like an hour later than usual and then aabria said 'you maybe want someone with you on your side of the table?' #and i live watching this yt stream now. or rather. in 2 weeks #thanks for coming to my ted talk. i am the conspiracy board meme

[tenitchyfingers]

Literally almost cried watching Astarion break the cycle of abuse and be free

#the first time I tried he killed Cazador and then left my party #COULDN’T HAVE THAT! thank fuck I made a quick save before #and then the second time he made all the right choices and THANKED ME AUUAHRHRHAAG 😭😭😭😭 #he said all that stuff about how I saw the real him and valued him for who he is #no babyyyyy oh my god #…wonder whether I could still maybe hope to get to fuck him #on this run I romanced lae’zel then shadowheart then the emperor #there’s time to sneak someone else in! #and I want it to be astarion #but if it doesn’t happen it’s like… yeah it’s fine #I’m so proud of him I love him #even if it gets nowhere farther #it’s ok I just need him to stay happy baby #…..but please just a kiss 😭 #bg3

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

#OH THANK GOD we're done with the diu characters #idr who put it in the notes but someone said that diu was a kindergarten compared to the other parts and they were right #reiko #diamond is unbreakable #jojo's bizarre adventure

[radioactive-mouse]

white tmnt fans watch this video challenge for the love of god

#i DESPERATELY need more of yall to start seeing this shit #i just sat down with this video and went ‘SOMEONE SAID IT HOLY SHIT’ because good fucking lord #SPECIFICALLY THAT ONE JOKE FROM THE MOVIE I WAS LIKE OH THANK GOD ITS NOT JUST ME THAT THOUGHT THAT WAS FUCKED UP #also i know lair games is a fan favorite episode but guys. GUYS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! #i have to. skip the last part of that ep bc it makes me nauseously uncomfortable #rottmnt #mouse.txt

[randomminty]

forgot these two were friends in the anime……. Good for them

#Tumblr my lines were so smooth and high quality why do you hurt me so #Pokemon #Art tag #Gym leader korrina #Gym leader bea #Someone said they like my tag rambling thank you. I will keep doing it #Its nearly christmas and the only chrissy related art ive planned is jasmine and whitneys alts from pokemas which i will post tmrw probably #The precure logo reveal gotten me in a precure mood again. I wanna see the new cure designs now aaaa!!!!! #Expect go princess or heartcatch art if im bothhered hehe #I always love precure villains so much theyre so silly. Gopri and heartcatch especially #Whenever i talk abt a different franchise in my tags its a warning in case i post fanart of it. Im preparing you #Oh my god i didnt even mention bea and korrina. Girl best friends. Ok ok bye

[strwbrymlkshake]

who up praying for downfalls 🤨

#mine #yandere #yancore #yandere vent #oh my god have i got some things to say. ooohhuuoouugh buddy #its not even my own situation this isnt even related to me. but im being a nice upstanding young man and venting abt it instead of invoking #the curse of ra. wishing someone dies is such a good coping mechanism fr because instead of thinking about it forever i can move on with #my life. and its great! but oouuuh theres something wrong with that huh. and oh my god. this issue is so fucked but i cant explain it in #a heartfelt and meaningful way. so imagine someone is religiously devoted to a guy and their mental anguish stems from jealousy or fear #of abandonment. and they are internally tormented about that forever. and just because they dont fit your definition of whats right #youre all like Hey you know that guy that means everything to them. how about we take him for ourselves solely bc this person #this suffering person whose life depends on him- who acts like that BECAUSE they are suffering- you think they deserved to be punished for #their traumas? their guilt and pain and anguish? you are no better than whatever you think they are. #i dont think this even makes sense cause im vague on purpose. this sounds like a situation from the bible i think #idk i didnt read it. anyways im skipping and frolicking in my cradle of hatred that fills me with warmth and delight #its not required that people are nice or respectful when their lives have been wretched thanks to people like YOU #but i hope their devotion never wavers due to people who hate their happiness. its not like those people matter anyway #if youre meant to be with your Guy and you love him enough then nothing else matters at that point. its all a test #die a martyr for your own romantic ideologies or whatever satou matsuzaka said #this is literally the equivalent of like. a mother cat adopts a kitten that isnt hers bc her own kin are all dead. she protects this kitten #with her entire life. and her whole being. and hisses growls bites at anyone that comes close to it. and some human teens are like #we should take that kitten solely because the mother cat loves it so much that shes willing to get violent for it. #because its not very niceys of her to harass those who want to take away the only thing she has left! oh noes!! #like shut the fuck up dawg. if that cat mauls someone for getting too close to her baby then mind your own goddamn business #clearly they did not grow up italian 💀 #clearly they did not grow up with nothing being their own. nothing being sacred. no desire to protect anything #anyways yanderes i love you. you are fr so easy to be around and you should never change for anyone. i mean maybe take some therapist #advice here and there in case your devotion makes you suffer but OTHERWISE!!! dont feel bad about being a hater!!! protect what is yours #and i will respect it so hard i swear to god. its not that difficult to treat your devotion with the kindness it deserves. #if a disrespectful teen tries to steal your kitten then ill help you beat them to death with a shovel idc

[deeisace]

..

#sorry sorry I just woke up and im having yesterday-was-weird thought again #and they are going here so i don't have to talk to the person that they're um about yet #basically im glad that im in a good enough space now that um #someone ive ive had text-based sex with and uhhh sent an ill-advised video to in like oct when i was Feeling Bad™ and doing. hm. too much. #like 6 months post text-based sex/ill adised video now aha and we've not spoke at all since like january and that was 'how was hols' #they asked to meet up 'not for sex just as friends' or i forget exact wording but basically that #no-pressure museum not-a-date #and i said I'd think about it. because i am as everyone knows a fucking idiot. #basically im glad that im in a better place now than the last time someone like expressed an interest in me as a person #because while this did give me a day long wobble i didn't have a full weekend long actual panic about it #tho they are two v different situs #an ace poly friend asking to go out with me vs someone i uh virtually fucked aha um asking to meet up for (mostly) being-friends purposes #same several-hours-later 'oh god no what have i done bad bad bad no thank you actually no sorry i cant sorry' but less intense this time #but at least i only said ill think about it? #and not actually immediately said yes because it's nice to feel wanted #and then gone Maximum Regret™ because actually all of this is way too much i don't like it i don't want it thank you but im sorry no #weird. i guess i don't have such a high baseline stress level any more? since i'm not at uni n stuff #and someone over messages going no pressure you want to be irl friends (maybe fwb no pressure)? is um #is different. to someone irl going you want to go out acely? yeah? awesome lets hold hands here is the discord with a whole buncha people #i guess #but i am being equally aro-not-super-ace Autism™ about it aha #and i am. eventually. going to be like. thought about it and no sorry. eventually. #if they ask again #i am kinda hoping they'll leave it there and forget they asked so i don't have to navigate social stuff #im much better at navigating canals everybody leave me alone please thank you #(everybody over there leave me alone. y'know. you guys are fine.)

[cyancherub]

CASSIE CASSIE LOOK

https://www.patreon.com/posts/nsfw-menthol-75822031?utm_medium=post_notification_email&utm_source=post_link&utm_campaign=patron_engagement&token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpYToyODRhMWRmNi1kMDRlLTQzZDktOTRjMy0zMWYxMTcyZTIyYTEiLCJwb3N0X2lkIjo3NTgyMjAzMSwicGF0cm9uX2lkIjo0MjEzNjk0N30.v0jiNEBpKVD9gmtNFnQh4RkdIVoN65d7BoByZ1Me0tQ

@TEAFORGODS MADE ART FOR MENTHOL

cliky link GUYS LOOK HOLY FUCK ITS SO !!!!! OH my fdgodghkd IM SCREAMFISDHGDFJGHDG panties dropping jaw open I AM IN A COLD SWEAT JESUS FCHISRJHDGF

HELLO I NEED TO SPRINT TO TELL THEM THANK U PLS IM TEARING MY HAIR OUT THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE OHHHEH12UE6123EHGDSF.. THE CENTIPEDE TATTOOS USEFHDSHFHSD

IM GOING TO BE SO UNWELL

#thotbox #thotmail #menthol #OH MY FUCKIGFHg #OH MY GOD????? #I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND RIGHT NOW HELPME #i just. #HOW CAN I GO ON LIKE THIS I FEEL LEIKE IM GOING TO PASS OUT ITS SO SEXY DEAR GOD #h-HOW DO I CONTACT THEM PLEASEE someone tell them i said thank u and i love their art #I WILL MAKE A PATREON ACCOUNT SO I CAN TELL THEM PLUS I NEED TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR ACC ANYWAY THEIR ART IS SOO SEXY KSEYFUDG

[rosyredlipstick]

hi!!! so i found ur fics in like 2018??? and absolutely fell in love with your style and characters and i just. love them so much!!! nico and will are so snarky and lovely and the piperjasonleo throuple + conchell is something i never knew i needed!!! the hades-nico relationship is also so lovely and i am obsessed w frank in ur unsolved fic hes soo sassy! i made my sister read them and we reference them ALL THE TIME. they’re like my comfort fics i read a few times a year and i always come back to them and they always hit!!! rental love* is an annual staple!!!! every christmas lmao anyways this is just my way of saying thank u for sharing your amazing work because when everything in my life goes to shit i always have ur fics to fall back on and they have genuinely made me so so happy at the lowest points of my life so yeah! tldr huge fan <33

you reference my fics with your sister........ oh my god......

#THIS IS THE NICEST MESSAGE EVER WHAT THE FUCK ??????? #;-; #kind words #i need to start a tag just to remember this ask oh my god ;-; ;-; ;-; #im so fucking touched that you loved something i made enough to share with someone in your life. oh my god. #thats the best thing anyone has ever said about my writing #thank you for reading and rereading !!!!!!!!! omg #nitya just for you and your sister im writing frank into the space fic imma be honest he didn't originally made the cut #ITS A BIG CAST OK #BUT FOR YOU???????? FRANK #ill give him a joke. a good one even. and that joke will be for you. i would die for you. ily. #THANK YOU<3 #space fic

[minglana]

i technically went to a therapist today and i have. so many thoughts

#i went to a therapist in the way that he studied psychology. but hes the dorm director. he saw i was. not doing good this week so he asked #and i basically had an impromptu theraphy session before lunch🤪 #anyways he basically encouraged me to leave the dorms. GIRL that is scary no thank u. but he also said he was gonna keep up w me #and ask me if im studying especially for my drivers license. which. oh my god😭 ive been waiting for someone to like. give a shit and ask #and hold me accountable (idk if im expressing that correctly) for studying. FOR FOREVER hopefully this is gonna be the push i need #and hes also gonna help me look for an activity to do in uesca so i can actually make friends. lol😭😭😭 anyways im gonna cry bc like. #no one has actually sat down w me and tried to help me like this in forever. there were some dorm workers w whom i had a good relationship #and i talked w them and they knew abt my problems. but they didnt try to help me in this way i think. like idk man. he also acknowledged #that i usually relate more w grownups (only-child things🤪) and that that was good! but he also said i needed to actually have relationships #w ppl my age. god hopefully this will help..... #z xarre

[sevendeadlypens]

#drag race #beaker #Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige #i just saw her being discussed on pit stop and had to tell someone #sometimes im nervous about the amount of relief i feel when i have an original thought #“oh thank god i still can do that” #said me after thinking this #amd hear we are two cropped photos later #fav

[fobnsfwdoodles]

choking request anon here: oh my god. holy fuck. you nailed it (like patrick nailing m—) okay anyway im gonna be thinking about that drawing for a while thank u so much

Everytime y'all give positive feedback I do a big cartoon PHEW!

especially when it was your request! Yay!!

#oh thank god fr #choking is also not my think personally although i want him to manhandle the duck out of me #i was like oh no his hand isn't fully wrapped around! #wasn't sure if that would be an issue #also the anon was fem coded in the drawing kind of #or at least Patrick used fem wording #when i make decisions like that i hope it all works out #i try to switch it up tho #all genders equally sharing that fall out boy pussy #okay ily i hope this lives in your brain and genitals as long as you desire #yall being kind about my art #anon #not art #Patrick holding someone by the throat is very hot to me visually #especially with how you said soft wording but strong grip #that's canon Patrick baby #you're simply correct

[bunnyb34r]

😭 girl help

#i was taking a shit and someone knocked on the door and i was like oh god i hope it's not important.... so i hurried up and washed my hands #then saw a fedex truck parked in front of the house turns out the package they delivered yesterday WASNT the package we were expecting and #was for someone else but they did have ours and just traded em sgsgdg #he was like did you get a misdelivered package yesterday? and i lied and said idk bc i thought we DID have the furniture #and hes like and you were supposed to get a cabinet?? bc we have that we just need to swap them sgdgdgdggd #i was like oh let me check GSGSGSGDG and it was like right by the door so he was probably like how did you not... notice that that was new? #anyway slid that out and got the right box which is BIGGER than the other one agsgsgsgs and says CABINET on it 😭 #anyway thank god i wasnt in the shower and was able to like get up but i was mid go man 😭😭😭😭 #marquilla

[brainrotdotorg]

okay i just received an anon concerning my measurehead/gary posts that was really illuminating to me (i wont be posting it here but i felt it necessary to say something about it) that basically said that me talking about it made them uncomfortable.

i thought that my stance on depicting their unhealthy and uncomfortable potential relationship was a clear indicator towards me not agreeing with their beliefs, and not endorsing the idea that they were anything close to a desireable pairing, as well as treating it comedically rather than as a serious idea.

but looking at it now i see that it was reinforcing a grossly fetishistic dynamic, and making light of a serious and unpleasant thing like race fetishism. i wasnt trying to treat it as "fun and sexy." this is not a ship that i think is compelling in any romantic, emotional, or sexual way. fuck, i wouldnt even call it a ship. it was an idea that i regarded as a stupid shitpost instead of an idea that has real implications and subtextual weight to it. but my intention doesnt excuse the fact that i was lax in considering the serious nature of what their dynamic entails. im sorry that i was flip about a topic like that.

the root was indeed "throwing ideas at the wall" and not trying to promote or even engage with the idea of race play. i wanted to present a scenario that, to me, was absurd and ridiculous, but it came with an undercurrent i neglected to examine. the joke wasnt funny because i didnt consider how someone who doesnt look like me would take it. it is never my intention to say something that could alienate a friend or a follower who is a POC because I didn't consider what I said before I said it. that was my fault, and im sorry.

not going to be. posting any more about that then. i feel like my stance on making a joke out of it was ignorant and in poor taste. there are many more pleasant and actually funny ideas i would rather share with the world than one that makes people uneasy.

#not trying to Be A Bummer or anything i want this person (and anyone else who feels uncomfortable!) to know that i hear them #im sorry for the tasteless stuff i said and im glad someone told me their opinion #if the anon grants me permission to publish their ask then i will. otherwise i wont #i dont want to make this a big 'thing' or make any waves. dear god i am NOT fucking attached to measurehead/gary and its a good thing i #realize the implications that my jokes make when i make them. #if anybody says 'oh alex was just trying to have fun this person is too sensitive' i dont care. i do not care if YOU are fine with it #a person messaged me to tell me to consider the way i was acting and i am considering it. #genuinely sorry to make you uncomfortable anon thanks again for letting me know!!

[perenlop]

as dissatisfied as I was with the aim to be a pokemon master miniseries i have to be grateful to it because it finally treated oshawott well

#i was still watching bw i believe and oh my god it was such a breath of fresh air to see him be treated well #like hes still goofy and gets into slapstick but it doesnt feel meanspirited at all #and the episodes resolution hinges on him and everyone thinking he's cool and imitating him #that was probably written by someone who either felt bad that they shat on oshawott so hard during best wishes #or someone new to the show who was upset that oshawott was treated so poorly that they decided to write a redemption episode #like. ill always be a little bitter that the show was so cruel to oshawott bc it was so weird and meanspirited #presumably just because someone on the staff really fucking hated that thing and wanted us to think it was stupid and annoying #ik ive said this before but thank goddddd they stopped picking a starter to bully by sun and moon #cause you KNOW they would have done it to popplio. you know good and well popplio would be getting jokes about how weak and dumb it is #theres a dark timeline out there where lana's eevee started beating the shit out of popplio and the show was begging you to laugh #''well that sounds extreme" except its NOT because thats LITERALLY the punchline with piplup in late dp #echoed voice