#oh my sweet rabbit this is so funny but also like SLIGHTLY CREEPY LMAO

[inkykeiji]

O.o Clari! The strangest thing happened.

I ordered Dabi merch. You know figures and stuff....

I got several packages. One was taped up to the extreme with that icky brown masking tape. It was a heavy package and about the size of a box of chocolates so I didn't think too much of it and opened it up.

Roomie looked at me as I lifted the lid and unintentionally goes "whatcha got there 🐇? Is it Dabi?" That is kind of a stupid joke we toss around the house constantly cause funny...

From the box, I pulled out a giant knife...

My roommates response: @.@

My response o.O

A butcher cleaver to be exact. I never ordered a butcher cleaver! I have no history of even looking at one and no way to return it cause there is no return address and shows it is from China!

My roommate cracked up as we examined everything and goes "Yep! It's Dabi, or maybe he sent it..."

So now my kitchen has a cleaver named Dabi and he is sharp AF and even has swirly patterns.

Anyway happy brain juice and sunshine to you!

🐇 ❤

RABBIT OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

THAT IS SO WEIRD AND WILD AHAHAHAHA WHAT WHAT WHAT????? oh my gosh hahahaha well i hope you enjoy your butcher cleaver ehehehehe and i think dabi is a very fitting name <33

what merch did you order??? i hope you enjoy whatever you actually ordered as well ehehe <33 that’s so interesting tho omg!!!!! thank you for sharing ehehe it gave me a smile <33 i hope your week is going well so far!!

#oh my sweet rabbit this is so funny but also like SLIGHTLY CREEPY LMAO?????? #dabi rly out here proclaiming his love for u by sending u a gorgeous cleaver #v yandere of u dabi baby #ahahahahahaha oh i love it so much #pls have a great wednesday lil white rabbit!!! ily lots!!! #stay safe of course and stay hydrated too!! take good care of urself (n dabi cleaver ehehehehe <33) #🐇.anon #clari gets mail