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stevenrogered · 5 months
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Oh, I know some roads even taxi drivers don’t. Trust me. 
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arceal-doodles · 2 years
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haha don’t mind me--
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ingo-ingoing-ingone · 7 months
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Concept my friend came up with in regards to ABYS—what if Ingo and Emmet had hypovolemic POTS? They went from not having enough blood to having too much, they just can't win.
Ohhh anon this is interesting!! Interesting to consider, yes
They have two hearts and sorta kinda two circulatory systems that are connected in ways that allow them to work. (If they weren't, they never would've made it to being born and that wouldn't have been a very fun AU)
I have mostly just thought to myself "they just have the right amount of blood" and hand waved it but this is a neat take! Looks like making sure you drink a lot of fluids and have a good amount of sodium and electrolytes is how to manage it daily; with how big of workaholics these guys are I can see them having like. Pokémon universe version of Gatorade (Feraligatrade?) stashed everywhere XD
But yes, they cannot win XD not yet, that is!
(Oh and for those not medically inclined; this is basically medical terms for "fast heart rate due to not enough blood" disease)
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finncomet · 8 months
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What type of villain are you?
For the Greater Good Perhaps you do not believe what you are doing can truly be classified as evil. Perhaps some people will be hurt from the immediate consequences of your actions, but what the masses fail to see is the immense good that will come of your plans. Maybe you act in the name of science, or for your people who have fallen on great tragedy. Maybe you see cracks in a failing system and want to uproot it through chaotic, destructive means to avoid greater tragedy down the line. Maybe you're just in with a bad crowd, but you can't leave them, no matter how unsavory their intentions, because they're your only ticket to your ultimate goals. No matter what, your goals are noble, and you take no joy in wreaking havoc or hurting those in your way, but the evils you partake in are necessary. If you need to play the bad guy to ensure a better future, then you are willing to play that part.
☄️ "...dang. This online quiz didn't pull any punches, huh?" 🦋
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theothervonkarmagirl · 4 months
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“Women are only good for kids, and pleasure.” Sorry Maria Anankos possession has him not care even about his kids. “But if thats what you prefer…” his axe is ready
Maria felt the rage growing, but tried not to show it. She didn't want to give this creature the privilege of taking her life, especially after speaking to her in such a crass manner.
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"Your Majesty," she said. "If it is a woman you seek, then shall I send for a courtesan? The painted ladies of Hoshido are trained in many, many arts. Surely one of them could quench your desire." Maria, deep down, knew that she was tossing that woman to the wolves, but she wanted to keep her head. Hopefully, the courtesan would forgive her.
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endowataru · 6 months
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QUANSAH??? QUANSAH???!!?!!!!!
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Ok, so, I just finished making Randy’s head for my cosplay of him…and ummmm
OH PHONE LORD THE HEAD IS SO COMICALLY LARGE FJJFHFHRJTJRIDGEGFH(also look at how far away I had to stand to get this pic lol)
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Like…I literally had to prop my phone up on a shelf
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lover-of-mine · 1 year
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Me peacefully watching ncis: IS THAT KAYKAY???????
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salt-volk · 2 years
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BRO I dreamt DV was launching a movie about Buli and it was called something like BULI'S PLAGUE and the poster was a black bg with buli's profile in white with her mouth open like some scary/noir shit and I was like how the HECK is DV investing in feature films and not site features. Someone in the dream asked if I had seen the new minion movie and I said I wasn't interested but I was sure as hell gonna watch the DV film. In theaters August 2022, save the date
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heymrsamerica · 2 years
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rjalker · 2 years
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[ID: A screenshot from the movie Predator, showing two musculature characters shaking hands. End ID.]
this is where the handshake meme is from????
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stevenrogered · 1 year
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What are you looking for?
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mattsvaevictis · 27 days
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pseudophan · 5 months
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anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)
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myrkulitescourge · 5 months
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
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just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
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densitywell · 7 months
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spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks
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