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How to be a Gentleman
            It was a bright and sunny day in Australia when George texted me inviting me to go to his friend max’s house while we visited to go film a video for his channel FilthyFrank. I asked him about what time he would be coming to pick me up from my hotel, due to the fact that I was just visiting. I was just about to get up, out of my cozy bed, to get ready I hear a knock on my hotel room door. 
“Joji why do you always have to come exactly when I start to do things?” I ask myself, going to answer the door. 
“ Mrs.Caravello tis I your handsome guide to the wild Australian continent.” George said while bowing.” Why aren’t you dressed yet, hoe?” 
“I’m not dressed yet because you texted me 8 minutes ago and I was just getting out of bed. Now cunt, go watch tv or whatever the fuck you do and i’ll be out in 15 minutes.” ( http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=223235410 ) (just a small visual for you guys) Walking out I was greeted by a bored looking Joji laying in my unmade bed, as always, being extra. 
As we got into his car I saw three different clothing bags shoved into the back seat quite messily. 
“Joj what is this?” I asked 
“Oh thats the reason we’re going over to Max’s, those are the suits that were going to be using to film with.”
“Okay but that still doesn’t explain why you needed suits, whats the video about that you need suits for?” 
“ Get this, it’s going to be ‘A Gentleman’s Guide”. Basically instructing the youth on how to be gentlemen. There’s going to be like, tasks that we have to do to prove our level of gentlemanliness. I guess it’ll become more obvious when we get to Max’s” 
“Well I guess this aught to be interesting then.” The rest of the journey was spent singing along to whatever was on the radio at the moment and trying to explain to George that in America they drive on the complete other side of both the car and the road. 
Finally arriving at the house George lugs the three suits into the main room and I’m immediately greeted by the sight of a lot of very tall males. You see as a short 5′0 girl this was just a smidge alarming. Even wearing heels these guys were easily a head taller than me. Joj brought me over to the whole group of guys, and began introducing me. 
“Hey guys, this is Rosie. Hope you guys don’t mind that I brought her I just figured we could use the extra help.” George introduced me, max spoke first.
“ Nice to meet you Rosie, i’ve watched your channel before, you’re hilarious. Didn’t expect you to be this short in real life though.” he laughs, shaking my hand.
“Oh don’t worry I wasn’t expecting you to be this tall, I really wasn’t expecting any of you to be this tall. I guess we’re all learning today.” I laugh along with him. A slightly larger, more round man then makes his way through the fray 
“I’m Chad, the man of your dreams.” He boasts 
“Oh, well I’m ‘Maybe not, but better luck next time’“ This makes the mans face go red and the rest of the boys all freak out. 
“DUDE SHE RUINED YOU, OH THAT WAS AMAZING, THIS GIRL IS WELCOME IN MY HOME ANY TIME SHE WANTS” Max yells. The door opens and yet another tall man walks in. His dirty blonde hair contrasting to the slight tan on his skin. 
“What’s all the commotion in here about?” he says in an American accent, immediately drawing the rooms attention 
“ Rosie just murdered Chad in cold blood right in front of us.” George responds
“Is this the Rosie that everyone was freaking out about? I can see why now.” he fully enters the room and makes eye contact with me “ Hi, I’m Ian, and I assume you’re Rosie?” he stepped a little closer making me peer up towards him as I shook his hand
“I do happen to be her.” 
“It’s very nice to meet you then.” By then Ian and I had been shaking hands for a little over the time where it was socially acceptable. George cleared his throat
“So do we want to get on with the filming of the video?” he asked everyone
“ Oh yeah yeah right, for sure.” Ian stuttered quickly stepping away. 
“ So to start off with I want us three to be sitting at a table having like a fuckin’ tea party type thing. Have wine glasses and such with foods and everything” George began, making the scene within his head and trying to put it on the table in front of him. I slowly started to slightly see what he was talking about and grabbed the wine glasses and plates that were sitting on the island in the kitchen. Walking over to Joji I hand him the plates to hold while I get to work on the positioning of everything on the table. Setting plates in front of the three chairs that were positioned behind the table. and putting random glasses of wine around, along with plates of cookies, a Swedish roll, some lady fingers lastly a small cake. Quickly grabbing the wine bottles and setting them around the table. Leaving it to the boys to pour it themselves when they were ready. Finishing up my work I looked back at the boys for approval.
“Well, you took my thoughts and set it on the table. Though I still feel like its missing something, nothing big just something small to really set the gentleman atmosphere.” George said smiling at the table. Candles, the table needed candles. 
“Max, would you happen to have like, tea lights? You know like tiny candles?” I asked 
“I think i do still have some from when we did the twister video. Just hold one one second.” Max left to go grab the candles, and Joji handed Ian his suit to go and put on. Both of them going to change and Max coming back and giving me the small candles. 
“Here you go, just make sure not to burn my house down.” He said walking towards where the other boys went to go put on his suit as well. 
Once everyone was all set and ready to start filming the boys began to set up the scene properly as I lit the candles. Throwing J back his lighter when I was done I made sure I was properly behind the camera along with How To Basic. Once given the go he starts recording. 
“ Theres nothing like a good wine, some merlot” Joj starts in the frank voice
“ Ah nothing like it” Ian replies smiling a little, all this goes on whilst Max sits to the side and eats the cookies with just a blank stare. 
“Nothing like it. And when Donald Trump, bless his heart, said, build the wall. Build. The. Wall. Three words that changed my entire life. If you don’t like them, keep them out. When mosquito’s come into your house, what do you do? You either kill them or put up nets.” Frank says 
“Kill em’ I say” exclaims Ian. Making me giggle into my arm, I really hope that none of them caught that, but the little sideways glance that I got from the lanky man said otherwise. I smiled down at my shoes as the boys took a short break from filming to talk about the next bit that they were going to make. I was messing with one of the cords for the lights next to the table. Standing back up I realized once again just how small I was. I was only slightly taller than all the boys sitting down. 
“Hey there short stack, got everything sorted out down there?” Ian commented
“Listen here jolly green just because we all aren’t 7 feet tall doesn’t mean that I’m short” 
“Hey 6′2 is not 7 feet, and just because im 7 feet doesn’t make being 4 feet tall short.” 
“Okay a whole foot off doesn’t make it any better. I’m a proud 5 feet tall. Just tall enough to still be able to reach some shelves and never the glassware. Ever.” 
“Hey I mean, I guess that’s what I’m here for. Reaching the glassware on the top shelf.” 
“Then I might just have to keep you around for a while.” I slyly winked at him. Getting up and walking back to my original spot to watch the filming commence. 
Through the day the boys had a ton of good shots and finally finished the part of the video where they needed the suits to be clean and such. Finally finishing off filming for the day with the shock collar. Which being really honest was a bit brutal. Once it was confirmed that we would all be back at Max’s house at about 9:30 the next morning to finish filming everyone went their own respective ways. 
Laying in bed that night I couldn’t get a certain boy off my mind. 
Hi everyone, so sorry that this is so long. I really hope that you guys are liking it so far please tell me if you want a continuing series off of this or if its absolute shit. This took forever to write and the amount of watching and rewatching the same video clips and researching the boys this took, I really hope that it turned out well and that you guys like it. Thanks again.
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