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washa · 5 months
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I listened to The Summit audio (part 2) and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (I HAVE SO MANY QUESTION WHAT)
YEAH WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON??
Tf do you mean Porter, THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PORTER
William order you to WHAT NOW 
Oh my god it’s an alibi for both of them
Alexis please find some care in your heart.
I mean.. We could make it a game of Cluedo. It would add more to the plot. 
Can vampires even get wrinkles??
“I didn’t kill him, now relax, we have work to do.” That was the most human i’ve heard Alexis.
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OH HEAVENS SWEETHEART IS ALIVE WHOOP WHOOP
Wait did they see what happened??? 
Oh no Asher sounds so stressed 😭
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David needs a fucking break
Pushed magically away? Oh shit is closeknit here. 
It’s so interesting to see the characters discover plot we already know of, Imagine their reaction to Sunshine and Elliot or Blake and Bestie.
Sweetheart maybe take the memo and not do this
Goddammit Porter. Godfuckingdammit.
Confrontation part 2??? Let’s go
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“Get in line.” Porter you snarky bitch
WOAH THERE ASHER?? I’m kinda woahie 🤞
My jaw is dropped. MY JAW IS DROPPED ASH. THE TEETH??
Are they on the floor, like Porter being pinned or?
Big word time 😇
I’m so lost right now. I'm so shitty abt politics, all I'm getting is a corrupt government. 
Kinda attracted to both of them rn… 💕
Porter and Asher both have great points tbh
Where’s Sam when you need him 😕
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Are we really doing a trial right now??? RIGHT FUCKING NOW???
So the department ruling has only been formed for 50 years. Oh wait nvm that's not Alexis.
OH HI SAMMM
Monarch Baz is so self centered I loathe her, But damn she can be commanding when needed.
“Do we get a vote.?” “Do I look like a vampire, How the hell should I know?” Yes you two make some comedic relief, god knows we're gonna need it.
What are the mates/partners doing?? Is Lovely playing uno with Angel in a corner or??
I’m losing track of the whole houses thing, but that’s ok. 
Monarch Baz sounds so URGAJDDSAK.
“Zane, Ephraim-” , I heard Zac Efron and I was so confused. WAIT IS THAT HOW ERIK GOT THE NAMES??
I’ll be honest, I don’t think “The House of Shaw” and the Solaire Clan are gonna be allies after this 😭
The House of Shaw needs a break what about that 😇
“A piles of bones, obviously.” God it’s sass meeting sass.
ASH?? Are we breathing him in right now???
“Only the bones were left.” Aw yum?? Little chew toy for Darlin’ or something 🤷‍♀️
Beheaded Adam style, Lovely. (Pun intended)
“Considering his skull was halfway across the room, I’m assuming he was beheaded. That, or someone played an impromptu game of soccer with the good king’s skeleton after the fact.” Alexis put a muzzle on yourself please 😭
Yeah tbf Christoper isn’t really a saint here, Vincent can vouch for that. Also where is Vincent.
Calm conversation?? CALM CONVERSATION???
What’s with him and blaming Solaire Clan?
Christoper. Maybe look Lovely in their traumatic eyes and tell them that. STRAIGHT TO THEIR FACE. 
Adam hate club 🙌
Porter standing up for Vincent? Wow he really does keep his word on the whole Solaire’s stick together, also how many people have been killed now.  
“Well, I realized I left the stove on four years ago when I left, I needed to come check on it.” God the Solaire’s breathe sass don’t they. 
Nevermind. All vampires are sassy. 
What is the Shaw pack doing again, are they just in the corner.
Demon blood? Yeah David. POISON??
So hypothetically, If Gavin bled and sprinkler style sprayed his blood everywhere, he could kill a bunch of Vampires if it gets them in the mouth. 
“Shockingly we don't make a habit of broadcasting our weaknesses pup.” Is this an Imperium reference or?? (I've only seen like edits of Asher being called pup so idfk??)
How the fuck did someone get demon blood. A blood bank??
Why are they so sassy? WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING SASSY??
CLOSEKNIT GETTING BLAMED WOO, I was so scared they were gonna blame Sweetheart or something. 
NO BC FR THAT CLOSEKNIT AD WAS SO FUCKING RUDE, AND IT WASN'T EVEN A GOOD AD. IT WAS LIKE A PERFUME AD.
If the Shaw Pack is gonna keep getting trampled can they just leave? Pup, Dog, A leash??
Christopher, Your fucking alibi is so shitty man, You’re so fucked 😭😭
Oh shit he’s found guilty. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT HIS NECK??
The Shaw Pack is losing their minds and rightfully so, what the fuck.
IS THIS NORMAL TO GET KILLED OR SOEMTHING???
Bye Alexis?
OH LOVELY WAS THERE?? Oh yes ma’am.
Yes we’ll speak with William. IF WE CAN GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM??
Well. At Least that’s good? Thanks Monarch.
No Vincent, baby. 
Porter, You confusing bastard. 
IS THAT THE END?? NO URGSHDH. NOT AT THE LORE DROP URIFEKDFDF
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usercupid · 2 years
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party girl
elliot x reader
short blurb cause i’m not writing a part 2 to wishful thinking unless i think it’s good and as of rn, i don’t think it’s allat lmfao
also i wrote this in like an hour and 30 minutes just to get smth quick out bc ive noticed lack of elliot x reader so now i have to take matters into my own hands
prompt: “how about a kiss before i go”
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you’d wish it was like this every night. the music blasting so loud to the point where you can only hear the bass, the sweaty bodies dancing in the middle of the room, and you and your best friends doing shots for the 3rd time tonight. everything was perfect.
you’d been bored out of your mind for the past few weeks so maddy wanted to invite you out. she hoped this night would lift your spirits again. you had told her all you really wanted was a bit of excitement in your life and you needed something to help and so far, this night was making you forget about how miserable you’ve been feeling for a while.
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“(y/n), i’m goin to the bathroom to fix my makeup! don’t go too far, ‘kay?” maddy yelled to you as she finished pouring your drink.
“yeah okay, i got it! i’ll tell cassie if i’m going anywhere” you yelled back after you took a sip of your drink.
“alright!” maddy shouted her reply as she squished through everyone on the dance floor. her stunning black dress made her stand out from the crowd and you were debating if you should go in the bathroom with her until someone came up to you.
“hey (y/n)! it feels like i haven’t seen you like…forever!” kat exclaimed as she wrapped you into a bear hug.
“oh my god, wassup kat! i didn’t even know you were here!” you exclaimed, “how have you been?”
“huh? can you repeat that..”
“i said, how have you been!” you yelled, leaning in closer to kat.
“i still can’t hear- actually, let’s go somewhere more quiet. i wanna catch up with you some more!” kat yelled as she started pouring herself a cup of hennessy with cranberry juice.
“alright, lemme just tell cassie where im at..- wait where did she go???”
“i dunno, but last last i saw her, she was walking in the bathroom. she’s probably shittin her brains out right now.” bb chimed in as she took a puff from her vape.
“i thought nate was in there?” you questioned, but shrugged the weird coincidence off after no less than 2 seconds of thinking about it.“well, if you see maddy, tell her i went with kat to the backyard, ‘kay?”
kat started to drag you through the dance floor and into the backyard. after a grueling minute and a half of pushing through sticky, sweaty teenagers, you both finally reached the quietest part of the yard so you and kat could sit down and catch each other up on what the actual fuck was happening in your lives.
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after about 25 minutes of talking, drinking, and smoking, you decided to get up and start looking for maddy again, but it felt like the house became even more cramped and you quickly got lost
it was a lot like you being in a mirror maze. you were pretty tipsy and the crowded house didn’t make you feel any better. to escape the crowds and noise, you walked down the steps to a basement.
you started knocking and opening random doors until you opened one that revealed a very peculiar person.
“maddy? you in here- oh shit, sorry.” you said as you realized that there was a boy in there, getting ready to snort something.
“nonono, don’t be sorry, i wasn’t doing anything soo…” the boy croaked as he shifted his position on the washing machine to a less suspicious one. albeit, it made him look even more weird.
“mkay… whatever you say.” you leered as you slowly started backing away from the door
“yeah, it is whatever i say. cause i am telling the truth.” he dryly uttered
“you cannot be lying to me when i saw you getting ready to sniff somethin’. it’s cool though, im not a party pisser.” you sneered as you opened the door wider to get a better look at the weirdo who you were speaking to. the only thing is, you didn’t expect to see someone like him. his dazed, heavy-lidded eyes were a calm shade of brown, strands of his curly, dyed hair were stuck to parts of his forehead due to the sweat, and the cute apple tattoo under his eye all made your face heat up and your head feel lighter than it already did.
“are you just gonna keep staring at me or..” he questioned as he started looking around.
“i wasn’t staring?” you denied as you walked further into the room.
“yeah you were.” he persisted.
“was not”
“was too”
“i wasn’t! i don’t know know why you’re lying”
“i don’t ever lie”
“oh so you saying you saying that you weren’t doing drugs in here earlier isn’t a lie?”
“touché.” he said as moved away from the machine “so would you like to stay in here and keep me company or are you still looking for your friend?”
“i’m pretty bored so i might as well stay. besides, maddy can handle herself for a few more minutes. what’s your name?” you asked as you took a seat on the floor next to him
“elliot.” he replied as he got back to whatever drug he was doing.
“mm, you look like an elliot” you said as your speech started slurring.
“are you drunk?” he questioned as he turned around to look you in your eyes. he saw your captivating (e/c) eyes and ruffled hair. you looked absolutely breathtaking.
“yeah just a lil bit, the patron is coming back to me and i can’t tell how bad my hangover’s gonna be tomorrow. i’m also just the teeniest tiniest bit high if that counts for anything.” you rambled as you started to pick the dirt from under your painted acrylic nails.
“okay well before you can change the topic, can you tell me your name?”
“(y/n). and i am not that drunk! i am perfectly fine!” you stuttered, shifting in your spot on the floor
“that’s a real pretty name.” elliot complimented as he observed you for a 100th time tonight.
your face immediately heated up. not only was this boy cute but he was charming too. lord, you hoped you didn’t get too wasted to forget and ask him for his number
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you both spent an hour and a half talking to each other about the most random shit imaginable until nothing you said started to made any sense to elliot. but even though he couldn’t understand a word coming out your mouth, he still listened to you blabber about how wyoming wasn’t a real state for 10 minutes straight. he genuinely believed you would’ve gone on and on about this if your phone hadn’t rang when it did.
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19 missed calls from ; madz 🪐
13 missed calls from ; kitty kat 🐈‍⬛
madz🪐: bitch wya
madz🪐: pick up the phone
madz🪐: u getting dick or smth? pick up the phone dummyyy
kitty kat 🐈‍⬛: maddy is thinking ab leaving, you wanna leave w/ us?
kitty kat 🐈‍⬛: omg pick up
kitty kat 🐈‍⬛: how do you get lost in this tiny ass house
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“shit, my friends are calling me. i gotta go” you said as you grabbed your purse and fixed your dress
“mm do you really have to go?” elliot asked, tilting his head up at you
“yes, i do. my only ride home is about to leave” you sighed
“i can take you home.”
“a drug addict offering to take me home sounds like a wonderful idea.” you mused, grabbing your bag.
“okay, okay. i get it, you gotta leave” he said, slouching further onto the floor
“thank you, now if you’ll excuse me-“
“before you leave-“ elliot started, “can i get a kiss before you go”
you stood there stuck. it felt as if your brain just malfunctioned and gave out. your mouth felt dry, your legs almost gave out from under you. he couldn’t be serious.
you immediately started laughing. he had to be joking. nobody could be that bold, that cute, and that stupid
elliot stood up as he stared at you with smirk on his face, waiting for you to come towards him
“oh, you’re serious?” you asked, stopping your laughter
you walked closer to him, staring at his face. you were speechless, no words would come out your mouth no matter how hard you thought. you felt your face get hot and your breathing was labored. you didn’t have to kiss him, but you wanted to.
you stared him in the eyes for a few seconds before standing on your toes to whisper in his ear “it isn’t very polite to ask ladies you've just met for a kiss, lover boy. maybe another time?” you then wrapped your hand around his torso to take his phone out of his back pocket to write your number in his notes app.
“call me, ‘mkay?” you smirked as you left the room, leaving the curly head boy alone with his thoughts. after about 30 seconds of replaying the scene that just happened, he finally shook his head and picked up his phone to save your number in it.
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elliot thought you’d be easy. just a one night stand. he couldn’t deny how beautiful you were and how he thought to himself that he should try and keep you in his life for a while but ultimately decided against it. he expected you to mindlessly kiss him and when tomorrow would arrive, he’d invite you over, you guys would fuck, and then never think of each other again.
as you were in the car with maddy and kat, you had hoped he’d end up calling you tomorrow. even thought you wanted to kiss him more than you’ve wanted anything else in your entire life, you wanted to keep him hooked, too. i mean, what’s the fun in immediately giving him what he wants? you wanted fun and this is the exact excitement you were looking for.
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skrelpson · 2 months
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☆*: .。. Howdy!.。.:*☆⌒(*^-゜)v
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Welcome to my silly little blog! I go by a lot of names, but Skrelp is fine! Or Skrelpson! Or Honeyloupe! Or Elliot! Or Apollo! Or- you get the idea gadjkad/silly
I like using She/He on here, but really I don't care what pronouns you use for me! Go wild! I'll pretty much pick up anything you put down. Especially neos!/gen
Other fun facts about me- I like Pokemon (if you couldn't tell)! My favorite generations are 6, 3, and 2. Most of my stuff will just be. Me reblogging Pokemon art. But I'm also into Kirby, Zelda, Deltora Quest, and plenty of 90s/00s anime/media/aesthetic stuff. Feel free to send me show recommendations! I love that kinda stuff ^^ Alsooo kind of thinking ahead but feel free to tag me in stuff too! Sounds cool yknow yknow
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queen-of-boops · 8 months
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so copied this from my ask to mrsbsmooth as she let me know you're an ozzy girlie too 😭
I'm so happy for all the Lewie/Roberto girlie's rn with the MN clip (my playthrough was R but know that L girlie's will have got the same one 🥰)
Personally I'm an Ozzy girlie and I'm ngl the casa stuff doesn't phase me, I'm gonna give clown emoji energy rn and paint my clown face on to tell you my thoughts 🤡
So obviously casa comes, we as mc get dumped, if you're on an ozzy route Oz leaves us the letter (wish it would've been a bit more sweet but that's fusebox for you), upon them recieving the postcard we still haven't been told WHAT they were shown of us on the postcard and as to why he felt the way he felt about the situation and was worried that not only would grace twist but also MC and I do think he's genuine about that, we know from previous challenges Ozzy isn't the type of guy for one night stands etc, he's into meaningful relationships, I don't for one believe a single thing Marshall has said about Oz, I think Marshall has an ulterior motive and honestly his reaction to Amelia defending him has just kinda said it all really, she was the only one to bite and he used her to get into the main villa.
I do think from ozzys storyline he's genuinely there to find a connection, and as nearly all the characters have said if you follow the ozzy route and choose him for questions that they answer before leaving, it's been bubbling to the surface with him.
Dont get me wrong, he could have treated Grace better BUT, but now hear me out, in my playthrough grace has asked about Ozzy having feelings elsewhere and I said yeh he does, this girl has not believed it even though I haven't hidden it at all, like I've told you I like him and he likes me WHY ARE YOU PRESSED? and I'm not gonna lie I do feel her reaction was uncalled for during movie night as sis also been cracking on aswell, she cracked on w elliot (or tried too atleast) and hamish so really she's been no better than Oz. I think Grace's character is quite insecure and she's afraid she won't find another connection, instead of accepting that Ozzy isn't the one for her she's holding onto something that is doomed to fail honestly and has been since day 1.
I will defend ozzy until the day I die even if I'm the biggest clown doing so I adore his character honestly
Oh, anon, you're speaking my language.
Honestly, while I was playing, I was fuming that FB did us so dirty, but the longer I think about it, the more I can excuse his actions (hey, my name on the ff discord is literally Ozzy Apologist, I have to live up to that somehow).
We all know Ozzy can be a bit of a mess. He's had feelings for MC since the start and he's really struggled with how to handle that and stay respectful. Then we get to casa: MC's gone, he and Grace are rocky, and he can't even talk to either of them. Add in the postcards where he sees Grace and Hamish all over eachother and something to make him doubt MC and it's no wonder he was upset.
Honestly, the person I'm the most angry with is Jamal (or whoever is with Flo). Ozzy was in a really vunerable place and they just took advange of that and encouraged him to do something he regrets.
Now Grace.... I honestly don't even know what to say any more. I really want her to be happy, but with every week it becomes harder and harder to defend her. Babe, even if MC didn't return Ozzy's feelings, it's been obvious for a while that you two don't belong together. And don't even get me started on how hypocritical she was in today's episodes.
And I'm not even going to waste my breath on Marshall, his opinions are so irrelevant to me.
Every week that goes by I go through a cycle: I get giddy when he says anything sweet, then annoyed when he and Grace try to play perfect couple, then upset when I have to tweak the outline for my Ozzy villa fic, and then I end up running right back into his arms.
So you're not alone, anon. We'll get through this together and come out the other side with our man by our side.
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samcollinsbf · 2 years
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a few redacted piercing hcs
im like sooo tired rn so these are very unorganized feeling + i will make a more cohesive post tomorrow or something with more of the dudes but for now my thoughts must be shared.
these are organized in order from most to least me just projecting so bear with it
CW for body modification described in pretty heavyish detail + mention of needles of course under the cut
Darlin
darlin has 1738292933 piercings like just trust me
they have 2 professionally done from when they were like a baby but the rest they did by hand
as i've stated before they've given sam a couple of ear piercings
like the amount of trust you need to have in someone to stick a needle in your ear hello !! holding your vampire boyfriends face in your hands !! they mean a lot to me can you tell.
they've gotten infected a million times before probably but each time are like fuck it we ball !!
they're actually decent at piercing now though. they've got the routine down and can name the technical term for like every piercing imaginable
Lasko
3 total. 2 lobe + 1 helix
lasko love of my life did his helix himself but like. horribly. it was shortly after he left his parents place so idk he was running off adrenaline a little
he is not a super adventurous man but he was having a moment and figured it couldn’t hurt That bad.
tried to do it with a sewing needle in his bathroom mirror
it did infact hurt that bad. bro had to stop halfway through to take a breather like helix piercings hurt so bad if you’re doing it on ur own especially if you don't kno wtf you're doing
he powered through it though and im so proud of him
ASHER OMG
11 total
5 lobe 3 helix 1 industrial
he’s also a self proclaimed expert piercer
except his pain tolerance in Low. six feet under the ground. he is in agony every single time but is like Fuck it we ball !!!!!
he is a LIAR though and tells everyone it’s like Super easy and quick to do
david knows the truth though.
asher’s first time piercing his ears was in david’s bedroom when they were teenagers
bro had a sewing needle a block of ice and the feeling of pure spite
towards what idk he had an emo phase he was having a moment like lasko🤷‍♂️
david probably incessantly told him to Not to do it because its “stupid” and “going to get insanely infected” but at some point gave up and just watched as asher attempted to stab himself in the ear as he sat criss cossed infront of davids bedroom mirror
they had radio head playing in the background because the image made me giggle.
asher ended up chickening out with the needle halfway through his ear because it hurt
david had to do it the rest of the way for him like the ally to the trans community he is 🙏
and OH MY GOD i saw these earrings at niles months ago that were like little red circles about a centimeter wide with silver paw prints on them
he wears those.
ACK damien my love
i feel like he got an industrial piercing at some point
actually you know what he actually had a shit ton of ear piercings
day to day though he takes them out all you see are a ring of little holes in his ear because they kept getting caught on his clothes + he wears glasses and he hates how it feels when the click against things
he keeps them in at night through and will wear them for special occasions
ok these get less detailed from here on out
elliot : left eyebrow piercing + gauged ears
guy : ok this is based off some like fanart i saw of him that i actually can’t find now that im looking for it but i think he has a double eyebrow piercing (whoever has made fanart of him like that im kissing u on the face ur like sooo real for that one bro.)
vincent : SNAKE BITES. also like small gauges
milo : i think !! he has a septum im not sure though
ok im like atually way to tired to continue i just really like body modification have i made that clear enough.
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slasher-male-wife · 2 years
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Billy Lenz x Masc reader
This is gonna be some hurt/comfort type stuff because well I need comfort rn. Gonna be pretty much based on shit that went down like earlier with me but idk man I just cope this way ig
Synopsis: Y/N is hanging out with his friends and his boyfriend Billy. Y/N’s friends aren’t the best people and Billy kinda has to stand up for Y/N.
Warning: Mentions of self harm and self harm scars, homophobic slurs used, Violence mentioned, just verbal and emotional abuse in general. Billy says ‘pretty piggy’ once but it’s in a loving way. Other stuff I probably missed too.
Your friends had come over, Ashely and Elliot. You insisted to Billy not to mention that the two of you are dating before hand. Thankfully he listened. The four of you are on the couch talking. Ashley and Elliot are dating and they love it rub it in your face. Ashley is sitting on Elliot’s lap while you and Billy sit next to each other. Billy noticed a change around you before they came. Putting things away that showed your interest in things and changing out of your usual clothes going for something more basic. But of course they had to criticize it. “So Y/N are you sure you wanna wear shorts?” Ashely asks. You look down at your legs and back up and nod.
“Yeah I am.” You reply. She chuckles and so does Elliot.
“It’s just everyone will see you know. Those scars and think you’re some depressed loser. Or know you’re an attention whore.” She replies referring to your self harm scars. They’ve been healed for a long time now but she knows it’s still a sensitive subject.
“Billy doesn’t, I mean I don’t mind.” Billy says putting a hand on your thigh.
“Yeah well I mean of course you wouldn’t mind. No offense you’re just a bit off.” Elliot comments. Billy goes to reply but Ashley cuts him off.
“So Y/N still no girlfriend? It’s gonna be a bit awkward when we go to beach for vacation don’t you think?” She says.
“Oh I was thinking I could bring Billy.” You say. Elliot scoffs. Billy gets a bit shakey.
“ Y/N we do this every year. We only allow partners to go with us you know?” Elliot says.
“Well you brought Katlin a few times.”
“Well that’s different.” Ashley says. She gets closer and whispers something in your ear. “She’s also not an absolute weirdo and just well you know she’s pretty hot.” Billy heard this and starts bouncing his leg. Ashley goes back to Elliot and kisses his cheek. She goes in and kisses him full on.
“Billy doesn’t like this.” Billy says in your ear.
“I know just suck it up they’ll be gone soon enough.” You whisper back. Ashley pulls away and gives a fake smile. 
“So Y/N still saving up for that liposuction we talked about?” She “playfully” slaps your thigh but it’s hard enough to leave a mark. You wince and Billy goes to grab your hand but you have to push it away.
“Oh are you two dating? I didn’t know you were a fag Y/N. I thought you were a normal guy.” Elliot comments. You feel tears start to swell and you just chuckle. Billy’s frustration growing.
“Nope I’m not dating him. Just roommates you know?” You say.
“I’ll be right back.” Billy say’s getting up. You shoot him a worried look and he keeps his face blank. He walks out of the room and Ashley turns back to you. 
“How can you stand to live with him? He’s so well you know weird.” She comments. You put on a polite smile. 
“He’s not that weird really, he just functions different than most people. It doesn’t mean he’s some freak.” 
“It kinda does. He’s like probably dangerous.” Elliot says holding Ashley tighter. 
“If you feel uncomfortable around him then you can leave.” You say. Ashley gets a bitter look on her face. 
“But we’re your friends. You selfish fag, I’m the one who stopped you from self harming.” You feel the tears coming back. 
“You told me I was doing it for attention. You said I should cut the fat out of my body instead.” Billy comes back into the room. You notice the outline of a pocket knife in his pocket.
“Leave now please.” He says. Elliot scoffs. 
“No Y/N wants us here.” He says. 
“I don’t, please leave.” You say as the tears start to fall. 
“You’re kidding me.” Ashley say.
“ I said get the fuck out.” Billy says.
Ashley stands up and storms off. 
“Fucking fags.” Elliot mutters and leaves. Billy sits on the couch as you keep crying. He pulls you into his lap and hugs you. 
“It’s ok Y/N. Billy’s here. Billy will help.” You cry into his chest, wetting his green sweater. “I’ll deal with them later pretty piggy. Don’t you worry.” You spend a long time in his arms. Crying and crying. Billy pets your head and kisses your forehead. You end up falling asleep in his arms and the next morning he makes you breakfast. 
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Well… that was… *something*
Law & order premier event thoughts…
Okay, here we go!
(Fuck i just realized i never did a “what i hope/wish to see this season! I’ll do it after)
oh. Okay. We’re diving *right* into things with Ukraine? 😳 jfc
Cosgrove(?)’s daughter & all this talk about gunshots is terribly foreboding
SNIPED BY DADDY BENSON JEEESUS
I just do not like Cosgrove….
Oh GOD & NOW he’s fighting with Stabler?! We couldnt have gotten through this ep without a “whos dick is bigger” contest, could we? 🙄🙄 like i was *just* gonna say how frank’s acting like stabler & then stabler shows up… ugh. Bring daddy benson back pls
Ayannaaaaaaa lookin like a SNACK as per usual!😍
This “crossover” really is more like a 3hr movie. First 30mins moved pretty slow like the OG l&o vibes… now we’re into the OC feels. Where are my svu babies? Bring them in pls.
I cant decide whether this CI is a complete idiot or a genius.
Why are we being forced to deal with so many low neck, chest exposed outfits for stabler 🥴
Oh so we’re putting Amanda in oversized blazers this year?
Watching them do raids on l&o after watching so much Chicago pd is just pathetic. Like, they’d lose so many cops with how bad it is.
I’m sorry. But if i was going to raid a house of a very dangerous criminal… i’d put my hair up to make sure i could SEE what i was doing…
Loving this style update for Jet😍
Did ANYONE think the CI was gonna make it through the ep?? Like cmon that was obvious
There was 3:44min left on the timer & that was WAY less than that….
Are velasco & fin just like, kickin it back at the precinct watching tv or something rn?!
Yessssssss Sam is here now! 😍😍
But also hate the other ada
Wait… this perp (in pt3) has DEFINITELY been on svu before… he sold liv & elliot a baby… right?!
Sir… you are sitting like a lesbian…
WOW we just jumped two months!!
Where TF is carisi??
AMANDA ROLLINS IS ANTI TAYLOR SWIFT??!! I *NEVER* WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! Like she would be the number 1 swiftie…
FUCK.
Okay like i KNEW something like this was probable because dw wanted her killed off BUT COULD WE GET THROUGH A SEASON OPENER WITH**OUT** SOMEONE IMPORTANT GETTING SHOT??!!
Carisi’s gonna show up now, right??
UGGGHH PEEEETTEERR YOUR ACTING!!??? GOOD GOD. JUST SO SCARED & worried & 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭
Wtf is this jacket olivia has on? I cant tell whether its leather or denim or leather posing as denim??!
Liv did what was right. Putting nicole out of harms way was way better than making her testify when she’s already almost been killed multiple times.
Oh fuck you mccoy
How is NO ONE from the da’s office even TALKING about/worried about rollins?!
THANK YOU SAM!!! I KNEW I LIKED YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ON THIS DAMN SHOW (also she’s looked *bomb* in every outfit so far..)
I feel like we might be starting to learn more about Sam’s history/childhood thanks to this ep? Or like, this might be hinting at some future character arc?
UCK. I literally just said “at least elliot’s gone” and WOW he feels the need to come back…
There are TEN mins left & we still havent gotten an update on amanda??!! Come ON
Yo, dick wolf, tell me you hate amanda rollins without telling me you hate amanda rollins 😒😒😒
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! The crap scenes we GOT instead of:
a panicked emotional carisi at the hospital, a sympathetic & just as worried liv who’s trying to hide it to be the bigger supporter, a worried fin who’s watched her take a bullet already!! The REUNION & relief when they’re told she’s out of surgery & going to be totally fine. The CONVERSATION between amanda & sonny, the heartfelt confessions of how scared they were to lose each other, how carisi was internally freaking out about the girls and legally who would take care of them if amanda died, and how it should be him over anyone from her family. How the only thing aside from the girls amanda could think of was that she wished she had told sonny she wanted to be with him forever, be the dad to her girls, how life is short & they’d wasted enough time already. Followed by an untraditional proposal, one that neither of them expected & sonny doesnt even have the ring, but they agree to marriage anyways. FOLLOWED by liv, fin, velasco, jessie & billie coming into the room in a big happy found family wrap up…
Brb… just wrote a one shot that was better than the wrap of this damn episode.
Ugh 🙄🙄🙄
@bookpillows here ya go
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Hey there, Doly! I know it’s somewhat late so I do apologize for my timing but I’m back with a longer message!
Oh no! That would’ve been a very short secret Santa! I’ll tell ya, I always have to triple check I’m on anon and am very careful when coming onto your blog, not wanting to like something and give myself away lol! I’ll definitely try and remember to send ya a pick of self titled when I can!
TPWK is my baby on fine line, she just means so much to me and I love how fun it seems live! Hope one day I get to hear it live same with lights up! I think I’d probably cry! I did have a favorite in the band, yes! It was Louis I’m pretty sure, it’s been so long now but I think I was drawn to him because his personality and he was a goofball. I think to this day I’m still a Louis person. I just love him so much. And then H and Niall I adore them as well! I dont keep up with Liam much other than following him on insta and same with Zayn but I try to check in on them every now and again and see what’s going on and try to listen to whatever new music they put out!
Thank you! Here’s to hoping one day the NatGeo thing can be a reality!
I do the exact same thing with Stardew!!! I start a save, play for awhile and then I kinda lose the fixation I had on it for awhile and I try to pick it back up but I’ve got no idea what I was doing/planning on my farm or in the game! That’s what’s going on rn, last time I played I just remember trying to marry Harvey but I’ve got no idea what else I was doing. I think I’ve only married Elliot and Shane! But I want to explore all of the characters as partners in separate saves of course but I think it’s fun to know like everything! George and Evelyn are great picks! I think I’d have to say Linus is my favorite non-marriageable character.
Oh, yay! I’m glad you saw the trailer and are excited for it now! I’ve been trying to keep up on the updates for that game because I love Stardew so much and ConcernedApe is such a cool guy I know the game will be amazing. I think one of the cool things about him is that he made most/all of the Stardew on his own and that just blows my mind. He also is very communicative with his community and makes his game easy to add mods to like he talks to people who make them I’m pretty sure to figure out how to make the game easier to add their mods which I feel like you don’t see a lot. One thing I love about Stardew which isn’t a big thing is decorating my house and seeing what looks like the house in Haunted Chocolatier gets me excited to decorate that big place!
Yoshi gang!!! He’s just a little guy!!! I always try to pick my characters just based off like if they’re just weird little guys and I think yoshi and dry bones definitely are! And I wish Monty was in like Mario kart and other party games that he isn’t in cause I just love him. I wish I had more to say about them but I’m not very knowledgeable in Nintendo characters if I’m honest! 
Capitalism definitely plays a factor in declining media and it’s a just awful. It’s also my villain origin story. I think postcards and letters would be such a fun thing to send especially to friends even if they are nearby, I mean why not you know? And thank you! We definitely should be collecting things to show off! I can’t stand like minimalism because I’m always like but what about all the trinkets and fun stuff!!! I want someone to walk into my home/room and know so much about me like know what I like and just say like “oh what a cool little thing! Where’d you get it?” I love going to estate sales/garage sales and thrift stores and trying to find weird little things to put up.
That’s such a good sudden skill to have! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that! I used to know how to use photoshop like the basics but it’s been a long time since I’ve had access to it and I’ve forgotten a lot of it cause my memory is just awful. I’m all about vans! Me and my dad always say the crazier the pattern the better! I just think they’re so cool! Those are sick! I’ve wanted to get into platform shoes a bit cause I’m on the average height side and I’d like to be taller! Can’t wait for you to get those, you’re gonna absolutely rock them! That’s a good pick, I was thinking about getting something like that when I’ve got the money just because I like to know I’ve got room for everyone buuut recently I’ve been looking more into trucks! Volkswagen van is the dream though for sure, my dad used to have one and both of us are so bummed he got rid of it years and years ago cause they’re so expensive now. Crochet is a great answer! I’d love to learn how to do that too! I kinda knew how as a kid but that was like 10 years ago.
I’m glad you had an okay day yesterday! I’m a bit of a fan of gloomy days but they do go by slower for sure. All the new pictures of Louis have definitely been highlights! I always adore when there’s an influx of content like this and can interaction. His connection to fans really is like no other and it’s part of why I love being his fan. Like a lot of artists say what he does but it’s just different with Louis. You know he means it when he says he needs us and we need him and all that. I’ve never been a fan of someone and felt that connected but also separated (in the way of like he’s famous and I don’t know this man and I’m just a fan) from an artist which is such an experience but I love it.
Alrighty, it’s quite late so I’ll cut it here with a speed round!!
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to your appearance, in your opinion? Mine was shaving my head and dying it all kinds of colors for about a year and a half! Might do it again soon cause my hair is getting on my nerves but I’m like I’ve spent like a whole year growing it out and that’s so much time ):
Are you more of a morning person or a night owl? I’m definitely more of a night owl!
If you have a song stuck in your head, what is it? If not, what’s one that gets stuck in your head easily? For awhile Lovefool by The Cardigans would get stuck in my head like crazy because my job at the time would play it sometimes and then it would be in my head literally all day! Plus it’s just a good song! But now I’m not even sure what song does that for me now cause I’m putting myself on the spot!
Do you enjoy more bright colorful colors or more like cool and toned down colors? Or a mix? I like to think I like a mix!
Do you have a favorite restaurant/place to eat? Mine is a little mom and pop shop but I haven’t had it in so long!! It kills me cause their burgers and onion rings are the best I’ve ever had! And then for like special occasions my family will go to a hibachi place and it’s always so incredibly good!
Alrighty, that’s all from me for now! I’ll talk to you next time! Hope you’re having a good day/night! ❤️
-🎉❄️
Hiii, love!! Wishing you a happy Thursday!! Hopefully your week has been passing by relatively stress-free!! At least tomorrow is Friday!! ✨
Honestly tho!! I’m always checking to make sure I’m on anon and then get really nervous that I wasn’t when I had already clicked send!! It’s a true inner battle with oneself lol.
Stardew should have, like, a recap mode where it gives you a short intro. on what you were doing previously so you can get right back into it lol!! That would be so helpful cause my memory is shit when it comes to remembering what I did last, but I don’t wanna start a new save cause I really liked what I was doing in that original one!! Linus is… a character to say the least lol!! He really is an interesting one!! I feel you on the decoration!! If there’s anything about me, is that if there’s an option in a game to customize, I will sit there and customize the shit out of whatever they throw at me lol!! Can’t wait for that new game now!! 😭
Yoshi gang!! That character truly is my ride or die, idk what it is about him!! It’s okay, I’m not too deep in the Nintendo lore either. I just think these quirky characters are neat lol.
Exactly!! How am I supposed to show off my trinkets in this minimalistic era of society!? Y’all love to be boring, don’t you!? (I can appreciate minimalism, to an extent!! But how are people gonna know who I really am if I can’t show off my collection of Kirby knickknacks? Lol.)
The connection Louis has with his fans can be something so personal to not just me, but to everyone he comes in contact with!! He truly has that affect on people, and I love that for him!! Idk how these fans do it at these signings!! I wouldn’t be able to get out a word, more or less, a sentence out to that man!! They would have to take me out in a wheelchair or something cause I would have passed out lol.
Honestly, I can’t with for Niall to release information about his third album/tour!! Heartbreak Weather (album) deserves so much better than what it got because of the timing it came out!! Hopefully that doesn’t happen with this upcoming album!! Same with Zayn and his new music coming!!
Speed Round Answers!! Crazies thing done to my appearance? To be honest, nothing really lol. I’ve never dyed my hair before, though I would love to!! I’d say if I could right now, I’d chop it off to my shoulders and do, like, a side-shaved look!! Idk how it would look on me, but I’d probably go in that direction!! Morning bird/night owl? Oh, I’m definitely a night own!! I despise getting up in the morning before 11am!! Song stuck in my head? Not as of right now, but I was listening to faith in he future this morning while getting ready for work and “all this time” was the song I wanted to put on loop, so I’ll probably say that lol. Bright/dark colors? I guess it depends on the mood!! I have a lot of dark clothing in my closet, but I can pull a colorful look when I need to!! In terms of preference, I’d probably say dark!! Favorite place to eat? I really like sushi, but I’m very picky on where I get it from! I’d say back when I lived on campus, there was this sushi restaurant about 10 minutes away and we would always order from them on Fridays when my roommates and I craved it!! In terms of locally, there’s this small Mexican stand about 20 minutes away from my house and they make the best tacos!! Haven’t been there in a long time!! Might have to pass by sooner than I think!! Hibachi is always a good option too!!
Until the next one, hope you have a good one too, love!! 🎄✨
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sooptea · 3 years
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In 5th grade I made a new enemy names Makayla, and for reasons only a 10 year old would care about, we both despised each other (which was fun because my last name started with a W and hers was Y, so we saw each other a lot lol).
Anyways, 5 years later I realize I'm willingly eating lunch with her and not hating every word out of her mouth. And all I can say is that if she was not a cishet teen girl, we probably could have had an irl enemies to lovers story, tragic.
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reecethegeek · 2 years
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euphoria season 2 episode 8 live blog
- gosh I'm fucking nervous, fez got the note in his hands
- OMG FAYE HELPED THANK FUCKING GOD! THAT SHIT HAD ME STRESSING FOR FUCKING WEEEEKKKSSSS. YES PIN IN ON LAURIE!! IMAGINE IF IT WORKS THO
- HOLY SHIT, THE LEAKS AIN'T CAP ABOUT ASH SLITTING CUSTER'S THROAT. DAMNNN
- ok how they gonna give me a cute fexi phone call after all that stressful ass shit like i haven't calmed down
- ok fez throwing hella hints bro "there's 3 kids in that show" the show he fucking said he want his future to look like after lex said she want 3 kids
- ah the blue sweater, we've been wanting for weeks
- fexi don't got common interests but they got common character traits and that's the real shit
- so no rue narration??
- OH HELL NO FUCK OFF CASSIE. SECURITY!! SECURITY!!
- bro this bitch had the AUDACITY to make it about her. DISGUSTING
- OMG SUZE AND YES ETHAN!! MY MAN
- maddy come get her please!
- YES BOO HER BITCH ASS, NOBODY LIKE YOU
- OOP YES MADDY, GET ON HER ASS. GET HER!!
- "idk I'm panicking, go away." MOOD
-omg not the carnival scene
- bro wtf she attacked that girl
- yes maddy GET HER
- OMG YES BB I AGREE AND KAT IS SO FUNNY
- I LOVE SUZE COVERING THIS UP LIKE TEEHEE SHOW TIME
- ew elliot
- ok rue forgave elliot BUT does she know about him and jules??
- the only good thing elliot has done has been play the guitar and sing. he should do just this in s3
- ok but is this like a real song I can get on spotify or something because I can put it in my rue playlist. shit goes hard
- rue looks so happy and healthy, I really hope she bounces back from this shit
- I don't like elliot and we not supposed to like him by the end of the season, I thought it was bc of the snitch thing but now he's in the finale and I'm nervous. I think rue is gonna try and be friends w him again. why tf would he ask that knowing that they not good for e/o??? he's such an asshole
- hmm she gave herself a smile, idk if that means she's trying to be strong and not be his friend but idk
- ok show me fez, I'm worried about my baby
- awww bobbs and lexi, i love this friendship
- oh ok next act, I'm still mad cassie ruined it tho, I was enjoying it
- AWE RUE STARTING THE CHEERING FOR LEXI OMG THEY MY MOTHERFUCKING BESTIESSSS
- SHOW TIME BITCHES, SHOW TIMEEE
- GIDDY UP
- AWE SHE MENTIONED FEZ
- FUCK THIS IS GIVING FOLSOM PRISON BLUES AND I JUST FINISHED THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT I'M NOT READY
- ASH GONNA GET HIS ASS GOT. HE GONNA GO DOWN SWINGING FR
- ew nate
- I'm guessing nate is gonna kill cal?? or himself
- ofc we see cal again. I was hoping we wouldn't but eh too hopeful
- so is it true that Nate's been SAed by cal? i think that's what they're trying to show
- ofc nate has a copy of the tape
- OH SHIT HE CALLED THE COPS ON HIS DADDY
- crazy how at the end of s1 he had cops to raid fez after rue threatened to call the cops on cal and now he's the one doing it at the end of s2
- at least cal getting jail. fuck that nigga
- YO ASH LISTEN TO FEZ
- HOLY SHIT FEZ GOT SHOT OMG
- SOMEBODY TAKE MY BABY TO THE HOSPITAL I'M FR
- he finally called ash a kid, god this shit sad asf
- MY STRESS IS ON A 10O RN, BULLETS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
- PLS BE IN THERE ASH PLEASE
- he better be fucking playing dead bro
- oh shit he shot that mf
- he going down
- oh fuck. fuck they just killed him. makes sense they didn't show him because he's a kid
- everyone was like omg cassie redemption because she was hugging lex up at the hospital and it's just a flashback
- but bro where's maddy beating ass?? show that real quick
- god, ash really dead. this fr don't feel real
- well ik he ain't real but like it don't feel real, you know?
- FUCK LEXI NEVER GETTING THE LETTER. I BET SO MUCH THAT HE CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS
- PLEASE gimme a scene where lex comes to check on him at his house. maybe she finds a way to get the note idk but that would be good
- RUE LOOKS FUCKING GREAT. THE OUTFIT, HAIR, FACE. AHHH
- AH REXI PHONE CALL, I MISS THEM
- AWE REXI FRIENDSHIP
- ok but fr where's my dawg fezco???
- so since he's been arrested, we fr getting FPB vibes???
- okay ik fez would be too stubborn/loyal to tell the truth even tho ash is dead and won't do any time but it would be great if he did because then he'll face less time in prison
- lex >>>> lexi
- fucking this rexi convo gonna make me cry fr
- ok but maddy beating cassie's ass?? i need to see it
- okay so jules got no lines this ep. I thought her and rue would fix stuff but I'm guessing that's towards the end of s3
- okay idk how that scene was apart of the play since the irl version happened after the funeral scene but I'll take it. ig lex has a condo convoy written and that's the parallel
- GREAT FUCKING PLAY. LOVED IT
- bathroom scene pt 2!!
- okay lowkey anticlimactic
- just the beginning of maddy kicking her ass or of nate putting cassie through hell??
- oh shit rules convo?? ummm okay
- ok that was weird but i guess that's hope
- okay we got 3 minutes left
- ok finally some rue narration
- hmm seems like rules isn't endgame after all. she said jules was her first love but she wasn't sure since she was too high for most of it
- ooouu clean rue for the rest of the school year?? that's a few months. wdym by it's not a decision she made tho?? who is she doing this for this time??
- ok fuck that finale was good
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shakespearevillain · 3 years
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I told a guy in my improv class that I’d prefer to go by “he.”
To be fair, he kind of weaseled it out of me and I had been having a tough time that day. I was wearing a t-shirt and leggings because it was a hot day and the studio notoriously doesn’t have air conditioning. I hate wearing t-shirts, especially when I’m already down. I have feminine curves that I tend to hide with button-up shirts and straight-legged dress pants. T-shirts tend to show off my breasts and the leggings, despite being the most hot weather appropriate pants I’ve worn this whole summer, weren’t helping with the bottom half of the equation. The studio has a big mirror along its southern-most wall, something I try to avoid whenever possible, but I inevitably end up seeing myself. Up until that day, I had sweat my way through class, rolling up my sleeves but otherwise just living with the heat and drinking lots of water. Then, Joe texted me about an hour before class asking for a ride because it was really hot out. Realizing I might literally faint if it was so hot that Joe was asking for a ride (he usually walks or bikes), I decided it was time to go with a weather-appropriate outfit rather than one that helps with dysphoria.  
Now, Joe and I are fairly good friends, or at least on the start of that journey. We work really well as scene partners and I’ve given him a ride before. He also is almost child-like in his honesty and openness, which I find disarming. After the troupe had gotten an after-practice dinner, we split off from the group to get to my car. Casually sidling up to me, he said: “So, what’s up with you?”
“What?” I said, genuinely surprised by the question.
“Well, towards the end of class, you had this weird down-turn in energy,” he said. “Is something up?”
I had talked with him over dinner about how I’d been trying for five months to get a full-time teaching job and I hadn’t gotten anything I could live with. That naturally made me a bit down. I brought that up again, hoping it would be a suitable response.
Unfortunately, he is kind and a little dumb so he thought he could workshop the problem with me. And I was driving him home so he had a captive audience for his brainstorming session. After he suggested he talk to the principal of a Christian school he knew, realized that would be kind of stupid because he doesn’t know the guy that well, suggested we workshop my interview skills (which felt personally insulting because I’m fairly good at interviews, and have been told multiple times by principals that I was at the top of their school’s list but that I just don’t have the experience needed to seal the deal), and suggested I learn how to freestyle rap to increase my cool points among kids (facepalm), I clenched my hands around the steering wheel and tried to breathe. He’d been calling me “she” throughout this whole process, and the combo was giving me a raging headache. “You know what you can do?” I said, barely keeping a lid on my anger.
“Yeah?” he asked. He looked genuinely interested in helping.
I melted. He wasn’t a bad guy, and he didn’t know about the trans thing. He couldn’t have known how calling me “she” over and over when I was already in a bad place was hurting me. “You could... And this is just an experiment,” I said like I was explaining a complex literary concept to an eighth grader. “Could you maybe refer to me as ‘he’?”
“Oh shit, sorry, man,” he said, looking genuinely mortified.
“Nonono,” I said, wishing I could bamf myself out of the car like Nightcrawler. “I hadn’t told... I hadn’t said anything. You’re good.”
An awkward silence fell over us. “You know, I knew a Satanist who was a woman becoming a man,” he said.
I burst out laughing.
“What?” 
“That’s a range,” I said, turning into the parking lot of his building. “A Catholic and a Satanist.”
“Well, y’know... Wow. That’s a big thing. I think gender is bullshit, by the way,” he said.
“Yeah, so do I, which is why I’m non-binary leaning more towards male,” I said, not knowing where this honesty was coming from. Something about his big, open eyes and the way he looked at me like he actually cared made me want to tell him everything.*   
“Oh! We could work on manly stuff for you!” he said, looking very proud of himself. 
“I already know how to be manly,” I said as I parked. I did not add “or at least as manly as I want to be.”
“Oh! I can call you ‘dude’!”
“You already call me ‘dude,’” I said. This whole exchange was starting to sound like something out of a weirdly progressive screwball comedy.
“Alright, homie,” he said, causing me to heave a big sigh. He had started calling me “homie” a few weeks ago when I drove him to an extra improv practice. This is despite me not looking or behaving like anyone’s “homie.” The term has only been used derisively towards me in the past as I’m sort of the model of what a homie does not look like. I mean, this...
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... does not a homie make unless the person really wants to stretch the perceived cultural implications of “homie” (i.e. being cool, up to date, and not a freaking nerd.) It seems like he might know that somehow and uses it to playfully get under my skin, but it also could be that he genuinely considers me a “homie” and doesn’t notice me flinching. 
“If it’s alright for me to ask,” he said, shaking me out of my linguistic reverie, “how far along are you?”
“Dude, the only thing I’ve done to my body is get this haircut,” I said, pointing at my new Audrey Hepburn-style pixie cut. That seemed to throw him off for a second so I didn’t outline the fact that changing up my hair is probably the most I’m ever going to do. To keep the story short and to keep from being flagged as p*rn, I’ve done the research and female organs are... superior in most things -- some of them being safety, comfort, and mileage once you get them going. The most I’d ever do is get top surgery and even that’s a big “if.”
I don’t remember a lot of our conversation after that. He wanted to start a band, I think. He heard that I sing and he knows how to play the guitar and that’s where his mind went. He also still really wants to teach me to freestyle, which is something I’d be interested in learning as long as he’s not trying to get it added to my resume.**
I think we parted on good terms. He didn’t come to practice today, but it’s the extra practice that the overachievers in the troupe are doing and I almost didn’t go today either. (A combination of errands happened to put me right next to where practice was so I decided to go despite being sleep-deprived from worrying about telling someone in real life to call me “he.”) Once I realized I was going, I decided to tell the other troupe members who showed up to call me “he” -- a decision I promptly ditched after spending an awkward ten minutes in Rahul’s living room looking at his books on mathematics with George, another troupe member, and trying to assure him that I was perfectly fine without snacks. I then made matters worse, or at least more confusing, by dropping into female roles during the scenes we were doing as I tend to play both male and female roles depending on what the scene calls for -- something I would not be bothered about at all if it were clear to everyone in the room that I prefer to go by male pronouns in real life. 
Although, I’m not sure how I’m ever going to get to be “Mr. Wright” in the classroom if I can’t even give the correct pronouns to a bunch of artsy people I do goofy scenes with -- a good percentage of whom are some form of queer. Definitely not ready to face the conservative parents of bratty kids if my batting average on this is one confession under duress and a lifetime of responding to “she.” 
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*It just now occurs to me that this is probably what has gotten people to tell me their life stories in the weirdest places. I’m usually the one with the big eyes, open face, and caring demeanor. I have never been on the other end of that before.
**Imagine someone who looks like a cross between Michael Sheen and Elliot Page explaining the fact that “freestyle rap” is on their resume. It might be interesting, and certainly stereotype defying, but I already use rap in the classroom as a study in different poetic techniques. I don’t need someone laughing behind their hand and then challenging me to “drop a verse” in the middle of an interview.  
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☼ BIRDS OF PREY ☼
roman sionis
Roman’s Girl┆first chapter of multiple┆Roman Sionis gets what he wants. And when he sets his eyes on you, a girl ten or more years his junior, he’ll get you. Lucky for him, despite your shy and flustered nature, you want him just as much as he wants you.
married life┆short┆the two were always at it—now, the reader was in the middle of it. harley doesn’t care for roman, but she wouldn’t dare hurt you. hell, she would kidnap you—and that’s how you ended up here.
hormones and clubs┆one-shot┆the reader is pregnant and begs roman for a chance to go to his club before she goes into labor.  it doesn’t exactly go how she’d like it to go.  
☼ CRIMINAL MINDS ☼
emily prentiss
i love you┆short┆based on the quote “do you still love me?”
my everything┆requested┆by @millipop18​: Hi! I love what you write! Could I request a emily prentiss x reader where she comforts the reader who’s struggling with depression? Have a nice day, much love xxx
spencer reid
not alone, never alone┆requested┆ by @amy-de-l-abc​.  The request was quite long, but the jist of it was having a suicidal reader, but one who isn’t quite able to do anything.  She and Reid start out as friends but the ending will have them getting together.  Fluff on Reid’s part, as he comforts her when she is feeling down.  Reader also feels like she can’t depend on her therapist or her family, and unfortunately, not even a suicide hotline will help (in a very negative way, which is purely for this story’s purpose).  
empty hearts┆short┆in which the reader tries to get spencer to talk to them, but he’s just not listening. 
useless goodbye┆short┆the reader dies right in front of spencer. 
moon and back┆requested┆by @petrichor-ds.  “i loved you to the moon and back, you know.” for spencer when he’s comforting his SO who has been ~going through it~ w depression ??
jack-o’-lantern┆short┆where you carve pumpkins with spencer and he tells you how carving pumpkins became a thing.
derek morgan
something extra┆one-shot┆where you’ve been married to morgan and now you’re expecting your second child (with a little extra surprise).  the team decides to throw you a baby shower.
baby kicks┆requested┆by anon.  hiii, don’t know if ur taking requests rn. but if you are, i would love if you could do an imagine with derek morgan, where the reader is in her 7 or 8th month of pregnancy. and the team is out on the field and the baby kicks and everyone gets so excited, but especially morgan because that’s literally his baby? 
☼ GOTHAM ☼
victor zsasz
forever until the end┆first chapter of multiple┆the reader is falcone’s long lost daughter whose mother fled to washington after an argument got out of hand. she was raised in an abused home where if she even mentioned her unknown father, she would be hurt. a couple of months after turning twenty-one, she’s beaten to the point she packs her things in the middle of the night and leaves. she does everything she can to get to gotham, even going as far as stealing a car. in gotham, she, fortunately, meets her father, along with a man named victor zsasz who was given the assignment of keeping the reader safe while she gets used to the city. zsasz has never dreaded a job more, but he ends up surprising even himself when he begins to like the reader.
imagines:
you being done with victor’s shit.
☼ HAIKYUU!! ☼
sugawara koshi
grey┆one-shot┆you had always wondered why the stripe of color on your wrist was grey. moving to a new school in the miyagi prefecture, you find out exactly why.
rest of my life┆short┆what sugawara would say if you ever asked him if you could spend the rest of your life with him.
tsukishima kei
it’s you┆one-shot┆after watching Avengers: Endgame, you meet your soulmate for the first time.
ukai keishin
Unanticipated┆one-shot┆the reader is an English teacher at Karasuno, who lived in the United States for much of her life. Never did she think she would meet her soulmate; at the age of twenty-four, she had yet to find them. Yet, one day, after a day of teaching, her friend Takeda asked her if she would come to the boy’s volleyball club meeting. She did. To her surprise, she remembered how much she loved volleyball and actually found her soulmate in that very gym.
aone takanobu
jackets┆short┆where aone points out that you have something on your shirt and he gives you his jacket.  
preferences 
how you meet includes hinata, kuroo, oikawa, tsukishima, sugawara, and ukai
☼ HARRY POTTER ☼
draco malfoy
sick┆one-shot┆where draco comes to join you in the common room, coughing his head off. 
☼ HETALIA ☼
russia
birthday surprise┆one-shot┆no one seemed to like Ivan.  except for you and the children where you worked.  with his birthday going unnoticed by your coworkers, you decided to call Natalia up and make it possible for them to celebrate, only asking for friendship in return. 
2p! nyo! america
pissy proposal┆one-shot┆Emily’s worried that you’re going to leave her.  You make sure she knows that she’s the only one for you.  
2p! russia
scared┆short┆our dear reader is pregnant.  and she’s really nervous about telling viktor.
america
cute neighbor┆short┆alfred ran out in just his underwear after the fire alarm went off.  you luckily had a blanket to spare.  
☼ LUCIFER ☼
lucifer morningstar
willpower┆one-shot┆lucifer really doesn’t understand your motives.  he tries to figure it out.  platonic lucifer x reader. 
necessary goodbye┆one-shot┆where the reader loves lucifer, but he’s in love with detective decker.
necessary realization┆requested┆pt. two of necessary goodbye, where the reader is engaged and she brings lucifer her wedding invitation.  after she leaves to return to her hotel room for that weekend, he comes after her. 
imagines:
lucifer preparing to show you his true face.
marcus pierce/cain
poisoned words┆one-shot┆where the reader is in love with pierce and they go undercover together.  reader is poisoned and she goes to the hospital.  after coming back, she tries to talk to pierce about how she feels.  he shoots her down.  i promise, there is a somewhat fluffy end to this.
uncanny resemblance┆requested┆you like the lieutenant.  you cannot figure him out.  it leads to a home invasion and your uncanny resemblance to a string of victims for anything to happen between the two of you.
amenadiel
lost and found┆one-shot┆the reader’s child, leo, gets lost and goes to the police department.  amenadiel and lucifer are there and leo goes straight to amenadiel.  
ella lopez
nerd basket┆requested┆being ella’s significant other is always filled with geeky questions and gifts.  for your anniversary, she has more questions than you anticipated for your early anniversary gift.  
☼ SUPERNATURAL ☼
crowley
fading┆one-shot┆The reader doesn’t know what to do with their self after Crowley dies, right in front of them.  There’s nothing that they can do except grieve.  
sam winchester
imagines
you hate when Sam says, “All Hallow’s Eve.”
☼ THE AVENGERS ☼
steve rogers
101┆first chapter of three┆steve finally meets his soulmate at the ripe age of 101.  his soulmate is 24 and good friends with peter parker. 
tony stark
shut up, stark.┆short┆tony stark is arguably the reader’s best friend, despite the constant jokes.  he would give anything to help the reader with their constant anxiety. 
stephen strange
birthday plans┆short┆It’s Stephen’s birthday.  Tony called and said he was having a cookout.  But you need to make sure Stephen and your little girl, Rosa, are ready for the event itself.
peter parker
liability┆one-shot┆somehow, the reader is in a predicament that only Spider-man can save them from.  But just a couple seconds of Peter not paying attention literally cost them their life.  
stalker┆short┆where the reader is being followed and peter comes to the rescue.  
imagines
peter loves halloween and among us, a little too much.
natasha romanov
cute┆short┆about natasha calling you cute.
loki laufeyson
a little crush┆short┆in where loki is suuuper vulnerable.  fluffy. 
imagines
loki doesn’t like midgard holidays. 
bucky barnes
cynophobia┆short┆where you’re afraid of dogs and it takes bucky to save you from one trapped in your apartment.  
☼ THE LORD OF THE RINGS ☼
samwise gamgee
conceal, don’t feel┆short┆in which samwise doesn’t return your feelings.
☼ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ☼
diego hargreeves
replaceable┆one-shot┆in which diego loves lila, you love diego, and you witness the death of your best friend, elliot.  
klaus hargreeves
back to the future┆short┆in which you are in love with klaus.  he returns the feelings, but unfortunately for you, he does not want you coming to 2019 with him and his siblings.  
allison hargreeves
imagines
cuddling with allison.
☼ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ☼
series:
for the love of you┆the reader is summoned by bonnie, on accident, to the world of the mikaelsons.  as confused as she is, she comes to realize that not only has she found her soulmate, she’s found four soulmates.  PART ONE PART TWO┆more coming soon
elijah mikaelson
The Soulmate Principle┆one-shot┆Dear Prince Elijah should have just left you alone. But with the Soulmate Principle, he just couldn’t help himself. And it just so happened to cost you your life.
hugs and kisses┆requested┆Hello! Can I request an Elijah x reader one shot; just fluff with lots of kisses and cuddles? Btw, love your blog ^^ — Anon
could you be?┆one-shot┆It’s been on Elijah’s mind for some time.  Would you feel the same way?  Would you want him for the rest of your life?  
ocean’s beauty┆one-shot┆Klaus, of course, the traveller he is, decides to take everyone along with him.  You’re a human and you’re married to Elijah.  Oh, and your ship’s hit an iceberg in the middle of the Atlantic—and it’s sinking quickly. 
kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with elijah, klaus, and kol has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  
injury┆short┆where you are injured and elijah takes care of you.  
glitter┆short┆based off of the song glitter, by patrick droney.  the reader is dead, but not entirely gone.  elijah doesn’t know this.
choose me┆one-shot┆elijah has been a bad boyfriend, in the sense that he’s always gone and never takes into consideration how that makes you feel.   
surprise parties┆requested┆Hii! If the bingo requests are still open can you do a one shot of elijah x reader with the birthday prompt it can be like rebekah throwing a birthday party for the reader or just like elijah fluff, up to you <33 — anon
she will be loved┆requested┆Hi! Can I please request an (platonic) Elijah x 3-4 year old fem!child oneshot where when Elijah went to Mystic Falls (when he needed Elena) and when he’s walking, he hears crying and finds her alone on the streets. I’m sure his heart would absolutely break at the sight and he would do anything he can to help calm her down. He obviously wouldn’t leave her on the streets, deciding right then and there that he wants to adopt her, so he brings her home with him. Omggg he would be such a soft (and veryyy protective) dad and all of the Mikaelsons (once they were undaggered) would love her so much 🤧  (Also Elijah would absolutely lose it if the Mystic Falls gang ever brought Y/n into any of the drama) — @kpopgirlbtssvt
a welcome arrangement┆requested┆Hi! If requests are open, could I request an Elijah x Reader where the reader is a vampire and long time friend to the Mikaelson's, and Rebekah and the others try to set her up with Elijah because they know they both like each other? I love your writing!! 💕 — anon
imagines
you adopt a child with Elijah.
klaus mikaelson 
you’re safe now┆one-shot┆the reader leaves the mystic grill with the intent of going home. instead, something distracts her and she’s attacked. her soulmate is the one who saves her life. crazily enough, it’s the same guy who she was staring at just moments earlier.
pretend boyfriend┆short┆ reader is being watched by some creepy guy at the mystic grill. she asks dear klaus to pretend to be her boyfriend.
which disney princess are you?┆short┆Klaus walks in on you taking a Which Disney Princess Are You? quiz on Buzzfeed.  Color him intrigued.  
heather┆short┆in where the reader is in love with klaus, but he loves heather.
endearment┆short┆klaus is in love with you.  but he doesn’t know if you return the feelings. 
kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with klaus, elijah, and kol has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  
forgotten lifetimes┆one-shot┆reader has dementia and has forgotten her children on multiple occasions.  now, she’s forgetting klaus.  
writer’s block┆short┆where the reader is suffering from writer’s block and klaus comforts the reader so they don’t get upset because of it.
silent treatment┆requested┆hi, can you please write an imagine with klaus mikaelson? his gf calls him by one of her close friend’s name (that he don’t like bc he’s possessive like that) and he gives her the silent treatment — anon
one night stands, and then some┆requested┆hi! i just wanted to say that i love your blog! i have a request, for a klaus mikaelson drabble/imagine. where the reade had a one night stand with him (instead of hayley) and now she’s pregnant. whatever else you want to do with that! thank you! ❤️  — @mikaelson-emma
a bolt from the blue┆one-shot┆the reader has recently moved from colorado and finds one of her first cases on the job to be a dead doctor, invited to a ball held by the mikaelsons.  she goes, expecting to find the killer, but instead, she finds that two of the mikaelsons have fallen for her—klaus and rebekah.  
kol mikaelson
take a hint┆requested┆can you do a kol mikaelson one where Caroline is distracting Klaus and she brought the reader with her so she could distract kol? maybe it can be based on the song take a hint from victorious? i’ve listened to it and thought it would be funny and cute! thank you! — @mikaelson-emma
family game night┆one-shot┆where you play Monopoly with the Mikaelson’s and the youngest finds out he’s developed a little crush.
kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with kol, klaus, and elijah has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  
tell me a lie┆short┆loosely based off the quote, “my favorite lie was, ‘i love you.’”  definitely not happy.  reader was cheated on. 
forsaken hearts┆short┆kol doesn’t love you.  what’s his reason?
talks of mortality┆one-shot┆about you trying to talk kol into taking the cure, but he doesn’t want to listen to what you have to say.  
truth or dare┆one-shot┆after a game of truth or dare, you reveal to your friends and siblings that you’re dating kol mikaelson.  
times of change┆short┆an argument between kol and the reader.
imagines
kol pisses you off
rebekah mikaelson
pesky┆short┆using the sentence prompt, “can someone kill him again?”
a bolt from the blue┆one-shot┆the reader has recently moved from colorado and finds one of her first cases on the job to be a dead doctor, invited to a ball held by the mikaelsons.  she goes, expecting to find the killer, but instead, she finds that two of the mikaelsons have fallen for her—rebekah and klaus.  
imagines
rebekah reveals how she truly feels.
damon salvatore
Closure┆one-shot┆a year has passed since Damon and the reader broke up. Damon was with Angie, the reader was a depressed shell of herself. A drunken three AM phone call is exactly what it takes for the reader to get some closure.
by your side┆requested┆Can I get a fluff fic of either Elijah Mikaelson or Damon Salvatore where the reader is going through a rough time (depressive episode) and they comfort reader through it? 😔  — anon
stefan salvatore
only time will tell┆requested┆a stefan soulmate au — @123cvcz 
lovelorn hearts┆requested┆heyyy, can i request a angst fic where reader is damon’s best friend and stefan has a huge crush on her, she overhears damon teasing him about it which leads to his confession, but she’s unsure if she feels the same way and he gets his heart broken all over again? (after elena) thanks, your writing is lovely. — @xoxosinister
miscellaneous 
imagines:
hope hearing stories about you.
☼ X-MEN ☼
charles xavier
happiest year┆one-shot┆although the reader loves charles—although she makes sure he knows that she would do anything for him, he throws it all away. the reader leaves and moves on with her life.
erik lehnsherr
embarrassing moments┆requested┆BROOOOOOO i didn’t know you wrote for the x men … could i please request smth w erik?? smth with mutual pining ~~~ maybe reader is an awkward mutant who’s insecure and can’t talk to erik ……. bro the erik thirst has been REAL recently — @petrichor-ds
sparks fly┆requested┆reader is a cheerful mutant w some sort of electricity ability, and she’s bright until erik comes around.  then she’s removed, quiet, and reserved.  charles has had enough and pairs them up to do training demos tgt (electricity overlaps w magnetism a bit) and then ~romantic tension~ and then reader finally confesses to him after he’s like “why r u so nervous????” — @petrichor-ds
☼ THE 100 ☼
bellamy blake
imagines:
you’re left behind at mount weather, instead of gina.  
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proonv · 2 years
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alright fuck you im gonna talk abt my pkmn region and There Is Nothing You Can Do About It
well. tbh this is more like notes and concepts but shut. shut up
okay so... evil team is probably gonna be less cartoonish than the actual games. i kinda want it to reflect some real world problems, so. capitalism it is. but a lot of the team doesn't even support the boss or the plans, they just really really need the money..
also the region is based on new zealand cuz wow that place gets no attention. plus it's geographic features are really good for a pkmn region so
these notes are so messy. the legendary is probably gonna be like... super powerful, and so the evil team leader wants that cuz. well idk they just want the legendary. i think i had it so that the only way to stop them would be to get there first, but im still not 100 on their plan
oh yea protags. they look basically the same except one is masc and the other is fem, here are their designs (the leggings will just be plain black but this will probably be an option in the shops)
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fem's name is junie, masc's name is elliot
honestly i have literally nothing with their story but i think they'll probably be more of their own characters? like ill give them a personality in cutscenes and stuff. but i have no idea anything about backstories or anything yet
i already have another character and, as all of my first characters go, she's basically a self insert and it is stressing me out. here she is
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not a final design, but i do like it. the emo bangs are staying
her name is nova, she is Not Great with people but a lot better with pokemon. actually wait i have a chr sheet for her hold on
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wow this is horrible to read. i am so sorry
she also has an arcanine that helped save her from said near death incident.
anyways i get way too focused on characters and not story. im gonna continue doing that cuz there's one more
haven't actually got a lot for this guy but im thinking he is sort of mean sometimes. but other times he's nice. at the end he's probably gonna have to go with the evil teams plan for some reason but he's super conflicted because you've all been so nice and maybe he doesn't want to see people suffer.
but anyways. more on the region.
im trying to figure out a way to counter the problem with fire types in this region, in worried that if you pick the fire started youll just have The Easiest Time Ever; there's an ice, bug, and steel gym. for the ice gym you have sto climb a really cold mountain and *need* a fire type in order to Not Die. so id really need to balance it out with something. but idk what to do about that rn so.
new zealand sort of has a tiny little island under it and so i think maybe there could be a ghost town there. ghost gym too, maybe a castle of something, lots of ghost types and maybe some lore. maybe that's where you meet nova...
and the north island of nz is probably a lot smaller in the region. it's probably a little bit farther away, and would have to take a cinematic boat ride lol. probably explain some lore there too, talk about the team and maybe some of the characters life. idk lol im not great at storytelling
anyways ill probably add to this later. if you actually stayed by and read this i am. shocked and very happy. if you did do you have any feedback? i am uh..not great at this
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roxy206 · 3 years
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Gather round for the shit show that is tonight's live tweet session...
It's #SVUxOC crossover night & as per usual I do *not* apologize for the hot mess that will be me live tweeting these episodes! 😉😘
Okayyyyyyyyyyy #SVUxOC
Goddddddddddd #SVUxOC
Send help. - already - send help. #SVUxOC
I'm not gonna lie I forgot which show was on until the opening credits because my mind is still on Liv calling El back #SVUxOC
Also is anyone else so nervous they feel like they're going to throw up?? All of the jitters #SVUxOC
WARNER! #SVUxOC
OH #SVUxOC
Can they please hug tonight because I need them to hug #SVUxOC
I'm going to need something nice to happen for Liv by the end of this crossover thank you #SVUxOC [this did not age well]
"He was my brother" #SVUxOC
Okay someone ANYONE hug Liv please #SVUxOC
Shirt
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"Oh, I think the performance art is over" #SVUxOC
I love that @DaniMoneTruitt is live tweeting with us! #SVUxOC
AGAIN SOMEONE FUCKING HUG LIV #SVUxOC
Benson & Stabler together in an interrogation roooooooom #SVUxOC
Or room in a jail - semantics #SVUxOC
BENSON & STABLER DOING SURVEILLANCE TOGETHER #SVUxOC
Ahhhhjjjjjhnnnbnb
AHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM #SVUxOC
OH SHIT OH SHIT #SVUxOC
Ayanna Bell that was not clear enough I need more #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
NOPE BIG NOPE #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
No #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Nope no nope nope nope
fml #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Right so do I start drinking now? #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
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Shot of rum ✅ #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Omg you're giving me Liv with her kid voice rn #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Fuck me the way they just smiled at each other come on #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
I need the rest of this episode to be Elliot & Liv so that I stop bad spiraling please #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Liv in this scene 🔥🔥🔥 #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Oh I can't deal with thiiiis
Why are they not making out right now
SMILESSSSSSS
No no don't keep doing *everything* you're doing though
"I don't know who that was last night" okay well #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Major side eyes to Angela rn #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
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PROTECT AYANNA BELL #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Gimme this diner scene already though #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Those rolled up sleeves 🔥 #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime
Why is W*lf liking my thirst tweets only 😂😂😂
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I'm sorry I stand corrected they liked one that wasn't a thirst tweet as well lol
No nope nonono
Ohhhhhhh damnnnnnnn
WHERE IS THE DINER SCENE WHAT IS HAPPENING
THIS GODDAMN PROMO
So the diner scene.... I... It's obviously not going to be on svu next week so it's got to be on OC right??? It better be next week!!!
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If that diner scene isn't in a future episode they better release the deleted scene
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cullxtheherd · 3 years
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Long(-ish) time listener, first-time caller here - just wanted to say that I really love your take on Jacob, and that your taste in music is A+! Also, I come offering a few songs that I think have big Jacob vibes - "Unsainted" by Slipknot, "The Heresy" by Mushroomhead, and "Feed the Machine" by Nickelback (just trust me).
hglkghjl oh my god hi!!! how are you?? first of all thank you what the heck skjhdndkf you are absolutely too nice sjdhsdjskdf but i am glad you enjoy my stupid shit™
and i am gonna dive into these songs rn.
yes but i would like to counter with this slipknot tune [x] and also this one cause i kinda forgot about them and now im scREam? [x] GLLHKGLLHBKGLHKGLKL
holy shit yeah i love mushroomhead but it's been yEARS since i properly listened to them- like?? since you had to buy the dvd to see the music videos cauce mf TV would not play them skjdskjsk i did not even know they had new content out?? tbh ksjfkdfjdkj?? but alsoo [x] and [x] anddd its taking me aGES to answer this cause im on a trip through songs of my younger years and like THANK you!!!! i am having so much fun skjfdkdjf
oh. my god okay. it's. it is. it. has taken everything in me to type nickelback into my youtube search bar. i'm really over here like:
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hgkhlgkhlghll okay but i AM listening here i go pray for me...
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okay. here's the thing. if chad fucking kroeger wasn't singing this i would really like this- the guitar solo is a little extra, but i've also listened to dragonforce and completed that shit on guitar hero0 jAYSUS CHRiST- anyways! i?????????????????? am going to have a lil quick jacob inspired music romp, join me if you like!
5 bands/artists, 5 songs below the cut!! but, FIRST!!
a warning: these first three groups will be triggering and offensive in many/multiple ways! please be prepared!!
𝙺𝙾Я𝙽:
Never Never: [x] - this is particularly nice™ if you follow my he was married timeline;
Shoots And Ladders: [x] - this pertains to childhood sexual abuse i haven't even had the stomach to write about yet for the Seed boys and it's not part of my timeline currently, but. it is definitely part of my headcanons and there is not enough brain bleach for me to ever live the same ever again 🙃
All In The Family [x] - i do not think this needs any explanation but i ammmm hahahahhahahahhksjud imagining john and jake hghg;glghlhglhgljhgl
It's On! [x] - i really forgot how much i miss early 00s/late 90s rock aaand wow so much of it it very The Seeds™
Coming Undone [x] - wow how hot was jon davis kdjskjdks i mean he still is but hewlp senmdddd shheelpppshdaslkf
𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
The Becoming [x] - yeah 😢 it really do be like that. if you've never heard this before it can be a little... jarring, unsettling and/or painful to listen to, especially if you aren't in a good or positive headspace. there are a lot of sudden and loud mechanical/industrial type of noises as well a running background track of people screaming out in pain so... enjoy. that.... i actually?? really love this song and the entire album. it describes the fight with mental illness well in my opinion.
Mr Self Destruct [x] - it's perfect. would also very much work for Joseph but i do think this is just verrrryyy, sickeningly Jacob
I Do Not Want This [x] - this is another that is just not good if you aren't in the headspace for it
Big Man With A Gun [x] - this is just. explicit. and rude. and accurate. you're welcome.
Eraser [x] - don't listen to this if you're feeling low or not well mentally. definitely a deputy ship song.
bonus cause i can't follow rules even of my OWN making and i could go on for an embarassingly LONG time about NIN in relation to any one of my muses and sjkdnksdfns here you go:
The Perfect Drug [x] - this is a great song for any seed/deputy ship tbh but kdjkfdjfsnkfndhbf this a whole ass mf ass jacob seed ass mood and i am yelling out loud and my dogs are barking and all my cats ran awAY AaaaAaa
𝑺𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒎 𝑶𝒇 𝑨 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏:
Violent Pornography [x] - this song makes me laugh out loud to be honest?? i am not? a sane individual
Cigaro [x] - LMAOOAHAHHAHAHSJABSDKAS UBISOFT SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME FOR THE WHITETAILS RADIO SOUNDTRACK BYEE HHHAJKDnsaf
Suite-Pee [x] - sorry but this is apparently just funny meme time now im hahjdgsfkjddgf
War? [x] - accurate meme hour continues
I-E-A-I-A-I-O [x] - glhfmlkfgmlkdfg i'mm ghlghklgkhl the absolute mutterings of a ginger madman trapped between two mountains
𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓗𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓷:
The Ghost On The Shore [x] - fricken love this song and this group
Drops In The Lake [x] - pooor ol widower. i've been toying with a universe where his wife is still clinging to life, mostly burnt and nearly dead in that old veteran's center and hahahaha this doesn't hurt at all 🥴
Long Lost [x] - this is fine. not imagining my otp. nope.
The World Ender [x] - 🤠🗡
Yawning Grave [x] - this is also a lucifer jam as fuck
𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖙 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘:
Silver + Gold [x] - super good ship song for character arcs; dep ship or not
Closedloop [x] - 𝒊𝒕'𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 . . .
I Heard [x] - what a fuckin jam. also wow how cute is elliot?? ? wow
99 [x] - i dont have anything to say its just so accurate and so good
Without The Lights [x] - this is a very accurate interpretation of a physically and sexually abusive relationship through dance, please use caution! but this is going to be accurate for any canon type relationship with jacob or maybe even all of the seeds. personally i refuse to write any strictly non-consensual material, but i am fully aware this is more than likely something that happens. having been in similar relationships in the past this video goes on repeat a lot and i can't even begin to say how beautiful it is- i cry every single time.
"𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰𝓼 𝔀𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 . . ."
hoLY COW if you made it this far you deserve something dont u... hmnnn. i'm sure i have something somewhere on a hard drive
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Hey Theo! I just wanted to asking you could write something with Elliot on a sugar high before bed and maybe Loki and Reader treat putting Elliot to sleep like a mission... and maybe a steamy end???????
actual content?? on this blog ??? it’s more likely than you think ;)
oh my GOSH this was so so hard to write y’all i have had writers block so badly lately so thank you for sticking around!
this has mentions of drinking in it, no drunkenness, just sipping drinks :) ps this didn’t follow the request exactly i’m SORRY but i definitely have elliot on a sugar high in here! + steamy middle, but it works…
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You’ve lost your babies.
One of whom is the father of your actual baby, but you’re fairly certain that he was the one who took the candy in the first place.
The giggles coming from the bathroom might be a good hint, so you peek your head in the dark little room to find two silhouettes sitting in the empty bathtub, doubled over with laughter.
“Shh!!”
More giggles, and you yank the shower curtain aside.
“And just what do you two think you’re doing?”
“Your son started it,” Loki blurts, shoving the bag of candy into Elliot’s lap—who just screeches and throws it right back at him.
“Nuh uh!! Mommy, that’s not true! He brought it to me, he said I could have it!”
The little finger in Loki’s face never wavers as Elliot clambers over Loki’s legs to stand, hastily wiping at the chocolate smeared across his mouth.
“Little silvertongue,” Loki mutters as he pulls himself to his feet. “This was your idea, Elliot, I suggested we invite your mother as well…”
Hands on your hips, you raise an eyebrow at your son. “Is that true?”
Elliot giggles and plants his hands on his hips, too, grinning up at your “strict” gaze.
“Nope!”
“What am I going to do with your father?”
“He needs a spanking,” Elliot giggles as you lift him out of the bathtub, smoothing out the red cape on his shoulders. “He’s been real bad.”
Loki lets out a snort. “Don’t get my hopes up, Elliot.”
“Huh?”
“Loki.” You smack him in the chest, only to receive a wink in return. “C’mon, you two. We were supposed to be there five minutes ago.”
“I’m still tempted to forbid you from leaving the house dressed like that, Elliot.” Climbing out of the bathtub, Loki heaves a great sigh and tosses Elliot his little foam mjolnir. “As adorable as you look, I’m still insulted.”
Elliot giggles, clambering onto the counter to adjust his feathered helmet in the mirror. “I was you last year, daddy, it’s uncle’s turn. Gotta share, ‘member?”
Clearly Loki still isn’t thrilled with the notion of his son dressing up as his infamous brother…but given the circumstances and Thor’s blatant adoration for his kid, he sighs and waves a hand at Elliot.
“Right as always, my liege.”
Elliot grins from his spot up on the counter, tossing the little hammer from hand to hand. His lips curl, dimples forming in his chubby little cheeks—you know that look. He’s plotting something, isn’t he?
“Kneel, daddy.”
“Excuse me?”
The little boy bursts into a fit of giggles, chucking the foam hammer at Loki—who only gasps and scoops him off the counter with one great big “oh, how dare you,” lugging the mini-god of thunder off to the car amidst many laughing squirms and shrieked protests.
Once you’re at the tower, Loki’s reminded of just how much much he dislikes these social events.
Elliot left the moment you were through the door, zooming off with mjolnir in the air, cape fluttering, yelling for his uncle—leaving Loki a tiny bit sour, his hand still reaching for Elliot’s, who’s practically teleported away.
You take it instead.
“He’ll be back.” You give his hand a squeeze. “Must just be really excited about the prospect of flying.”
“I can fly,” Loki says under his breath, shoulders dropping. “Maybe not in the same way as Thor, but I can.”
Your soothing, reassuring response is cut off by a clinking of metal near your feet—you glance down.
Morgan’s waddled her way in front of you.
“What in all Hel—”
“Loki!”
The little girl waves up at the two of you, a great big toothless smile on her face.
Under the gold horned helmet on her head, that is.
“I’m you!”
She pokes Loki in the thigh. “See? Look it, look it, I’m you! Mr. Loki of Ath-gard!”
Either Loki is about to laugh, or the Stark legacy is about to end sooner than expected.
“That’s an amazing costume, Morgan!” You quickly smile and give the horns on her little helmet a playful tug, a hand on Loki’s arm, just in case. “Why’d you want to be Loki? Not your dad or…anything else?”
“I wanted to be somethin’ scary for Halloween,” she explains, reaching into the leather pouch around her waist. “Somethin’ scary ‘n ugly that’ll make people scream! So my dad said I should be Mr. Loki. I like it.”
Finding whatever she was looking for, she grins and pulls out a little blue cube.
“Tesseract,” Loki croaks. “C-clever.”
Keep it together, Lokes; she said she liked it, right?
It’s…adorable, actually, the beaming little brunette swishing the green cape around her, a banana hanging off her hip—
“Wait, what’s the banana for?”
“Mom wouldn’t let me have a knife,” she sighs, lifting the cape for a better look at the banana.
Loki looks like he might throw up.
“What’d’ya think, Mr. Loki?”
Silence, and you nudge him in the arm, praying he’ll focus on the endearing part of the costume.
“It’s…clearly the best costume of the night.”
Oh, thank god.
Morgan lights up and squeals, and you give Loki’s hand another squeeze, silently thanking him for not ruining her spirits.
“It’s better than Elliot’s, too,” she decides, adjusting her helmet before spinning on her heel and bolting away, cape fluttering. “I gotta go show ‘im!!”
“Looks like you’ve got yourself a little admirer,” you remark with a grin, tugging Loki over towards the drinks. “Wonder how much candy she’s had.”
“None, if you can believe that.”
“Tony! Hey, the place looks great!”
You hug the billionaire, much to the chagrin of your husband behind you, tiredly requesting two drinks and downing his in one gulp.
“Stark,” he then smiles, setting down the cup and offering his hand. “Happy…Halloween.”
Nailed it. Look at him go, all social ‘n stuff.
“I haven’t seen Elliot,” Tony says, ignoring Loki’s extended hand and wrapping him in a tight hug. “What’s the little bugger gone as, this year?”
“A complete—buffoon—” Loki grunts and squirms away from the hug.
“He wanted to dress up as Thor.” Smacking Loki in the arm, you sigh and try to find your son, lost amidst a crowd of friends. “It’s really cute, he’s got a little hammer and cape! There he is.”
They follow your point to find Elliot perched on the arm of a couch, eagerly listening to Morgan explain every detail of her costume, from the tip of her horned helmet down to the contents of her little pouch—
The mock-tesseract, spare banana, and a bit of green colour-powder—which she promptly takes a handful of and blows in Elliot’s face.
“Boom! Magic!”
Your little boy is mesmerised.
“Elliot’s pretty calm for already having eaten half a bag of candy,” you point out, nudging Loki with your hip. “Thanks to this bad boy, that is.”
“Uh oh…” Tony grins, giving Loki a friendly punch on the shoulder. “Been naughty, Lokester? Careful…tonight’s the one night mommy and daddy don’t need an excuse for the screams, ‘f y’know what I mean.”
You snort into your drink, but Loki just dryly replies with a monotone “I use a spell, thanks,” and takes another sip.
“Someone needs to get into the spooky spirit,” Tony laughs, nudging you in the arm. “You better chain him up or somethin’, celebrate.”
“Yes, Tony, thank you for the sex advice,” you groan, pushing him away. He just gives a loud whoop and hurries off to go talk to the kids—probably a terrible idea.
Loki’s still quietly leaning against the bar, watching the kids laugh and sipping his drink.
Well…maybe Tony had a point.
He could use a bit of a pick me up. And it’s been a couple days, given Elliot’s recent obsession with space—that’s been requiring you and your hubby to spend your nights cuddled up with your son, illusions upon illusions of the universe sparkling across the ceiling.
Not that you could ever complain.
“So…” you sidle up close to him again and laying a hand on his chest. “Are we going to be needing chains tonight, love?”
Loki quirks an eyebrow. “Maybe something to tie you down, but I don’t think chains will be necessary.”
“Oh. Expecting me to cooperate, hm?”
A smile slowly spreads across his face. “Go ahead,” he murmurs, taking a slow sip and pointedly licking his lips. “Don’t cooperate, see what happens.”
“Maybe I will,” you hum, a hand slipping up to take the drink from his hand and set it aside, turning his face to yours. “Hey.”
He looks at you, eyes tired but twinkling.
“Hey.”
“You okay?”
There’s an undeniable dimness to his eyes, but he gives you a small smile and tips his head down to brush his lips against yours.
“Thank you,” he whispers—you frown into his lips.
That’s not an answer.
“What’s on your mind?” You pry again, hands coming to rest on either side of his face.
“Currently…” his kiss deepens, tongue flitting out to flick over your lips. “You, a little…mm, tied up…”
“Save it,” you laugh, twining your arms about his neck and pulling him closer. “There’s children present.”
Breaking apart, your noses bump. “We could leave,” Loki whispers. “Thor has an eye on Elliot, no one would know we’re gone.”
“Ah, yes, there’s got to be a closet in this place that we haven’t already tainted…”
Casting a quick glance around to see if anyone would notice, Loki twines his fingers through yours and pushes off the bar into the small crowd, a tiny, eager grin on his face.
You’ve no choice but to follow, really…not that you wouldn’t.
*cue wii music in the background*
i’d like to take this pure moment to remind you. be a nice person. love people. let people live their own lives. you and Loki totally aren’t making out+ in a closet rn. am i avoiding it? yes. go be nice.
*end scene*
“You still haven’t—ugh, answered me,” you huff, grabbing Loki’s arm when he sets you back on your feet, snagging another kiss. “What’s wrong?”
The little mechanical closet is dark, air heavy and filled with the whirring of computer parts, and Loki tugs you closer, fingers still tight around your hip.
“Nothing.” His lips capture yours again. “Remember the first time I dragged you into a dark closet?”
“Of course, I don’t think I’d forget the knife to my throat. You really liked your death threats, didn’t you?”
“I’m so sorry,” he chuckles, face buried in the curve of your neck. “Thank you for being patient enough to teach me how to properly display my emotions.”
“I think you and closets matured nicely,” you murmur with a grin. “This is a much better option.”
Loki smiles, lips turned against your skin, and his breathless little sighs fall on your ear as he starts kissing you again—warm and open-mouthed along your jaw.
A hand finds its way to the nape of your neck, tugging you closer.
It slowly slips to your back, and the kisses slow to a stop.
His arms wrap around your waist and hold onto you tight.
“Loki?”
You can feel his heart thumping rapidly against your chest.
“Loki, what’s the matter?” Carding your fingers through his hair, you quickly hug him back just as tightly. “Talk to me, sweetheart, please.”
“Are you real?”
Muffled against your skin, his voice quivers.
“Yes,” you breathe, holding him closer. “Yes, of course I am—”
“And our son?”
You nod furiously and cradle the back of his head, keeping him tight in your embrace. “Yes, he is, he’s yours and mine and he’s real.”
“Alright.”
“Where’s this coming from, snowflake?”
He takes a shuddering breath—your heart drops. What happened?
“Stark,” he mumbles, and you sink to the floor, bringing him down with you in your arms.
“What about him?”
“He deserves this. A wife. A daughter. Family, happiness.”
“So do you,” you whisper, combing your fingers through his hair, over and over and over. “So do you, Loki, you deserve this, too.”
But as expected, Loki shakes his head and clutches at your back. “No, I don’t. Every day I wake, I think this is a dream. Just a fantasy.”
“But it’s not,” you argue, and you push him back by the shoulders to stare into his dim green eyes. “You are more deserving of happiness than anyone I know, and—”
“What have I done to deserve this?” He snaps, and you brush a lock of hair out of his face. “Stark has saved this planet time and time again, one of which was saving your world from my own reign of terror. I brought nothing but destruction to this realm, horror and death and destruction, yet here I am. Living here, with my family, happy.”
He spits the word out with such venom.
What a horrid paradox he lives in—loathing himself, finally finding happiness, only to despise himself so terribly that he won’t let himself enjoy it.
“You listen to me, Loki.” Your mouths meet once more, quick but firm. “So what, you’ve done some bad things. So have I, and so has Tony, so has Thor, and your father, and so has literally every single person in this entire universe.”
“Yes, but—”
“No buts. You have to find a way to forgive yourself. You’re a good person, Loki. Someone I love, and someone our son loves.”
He doesn’t respond, just huddled in front of you staring back into your eyes, desperately trying to believe you.
Stroking a hand along his cheek, you give him a small smile. “I love you, Loki.”
Still nothing—just a quick, teary blink as he stares.
“I love you,” you whisper again, “I love you, I love you, I love you.”
Then you grab his face in your hands and drag him towards you, pressing quick little smooches across his cheeks and nose and lips and eyes and anywhere you can reach, down his jaw and over the hands he’s pushing you away with, wrought with laughter.
“Stop, stop,” he laughs, a hand on your face to keep your kisses at bay. “Gods, woman, I get it. I love you, too.”
You kiss the palm of his hand.
“I love you.”
Loki rolls his eyes. “I love you, too.”
“No, I love you.”
“I’m not doing this with you,” he laughs, lips puckering when you squish his cheeks in your hands and smush your lips to the corner of his mouth.
“But I loooove you, baby…” your hand slips under his shirt to lay against his heart, and you sling an arm around his neck to drag him into another kiss.
“I—mmf—love you,” Loki grunts—lips too squished and busy to get anything more out. “S-so much—”
His heart beats steadily under your palm.
Good.
Pushing him back with a loud smack, you take a deep breath and grin at him.
“Your kisses still knock the air right out of me, snowflake.”
“Well,” he huffs, swiping a hand across his mouth, “you don’t exactly pause for air, darling.”
Air comes second, when it comes to kissing Loki.
“C’mon,” you laugh, pulling yourself to your feet and holding out a hand to him. “Lets go find our baby-Thor before anyone gets suspicious.”
* * * * * * * *
The Halloween party blazes on as the two of you wind your way back to the bar, on the lookout for a hulking blond god and his dark haired mini-me.
But, the sight of the mini-Loki catches your eye first—Morgan’s cackling.
That’s the first bad sign.
The second is the pile of empty candy wrappers her and Elliot are throwing in the air like confetti, littering the floor around them, and the third—the one flashing a neon sign saying I screwed up—is Thor’s guilty grin.
“What did you—”
“MOMMY!!”
Your little boy comes barrelling across the floor to crash into your knees, grinning and out of breath.
“Did you know you can make love??”
You all but choke on air. “What?!”
“Uncle Thor said you ‘n daddy made love!! I wanna make some, show me how!” Jumping up and down, Elliot’s screeching, turning heads across the entire room.
Your heart plummets.
“Elliot, shh, please!” You drop to your knees and clap a hand over his mouth, trying to stop the incessant bouncing. “Don’t say that so loudly, shush!!”
Elliot nods furiously, still giggling as he squirms it from under your hand. “I wanna make love!” He whisper-yells, hands in little fists pumping in the air. “I wanna make some love and give it to daddy, what’re the ingred-ents??”
“Thor.” You stand, shoving a finger in the burly god’s chest. “What the hell did you tell him?”
“Well, he asked where you went—”
Loki hits the floor, he’s laughing so hard.
“In all truthfulness, this is your fault,” Thor offers, pointing a finger at Loki. “You always tell me to never lie to your son!”
“Why—hah—why, by Odin’s beard, would you think to tell him that??”
“It’s the truth,” Thor grumbles, popping another chocolate bar in his mouth. “Clearly you two were off trick-or-treating each other, I merely put your thirst into child-friendly terms…”
“That’s enough, Thor, thank you.” You clap a hand over your eyes with a groan—Elliot’s still chanting—albeit quietly—“make! love! make! love! make! love!”
“On that note, we’re leaving.” You swoop Elliot’s giggly self into your arms, only to have him start screeching and practically roll out of your arms.
“I DON’T WANNA GO YET!”
“Norns, child.” Loki’s eyes go wide. “No yelling, Elliot. Try again.”
The kid’s pumped so full of sugar, he’s practically vibrating in your arms.
“I’m sorry,” he giggles, and you know he means it seriously, though the grinning, chocolate-covered face says otherwise. “Can we please stay a little longer? Please?”
“Fine…” you sigh, dropping him back to the floor—he bolts away, grabbing Morgan by the hand and uh, poof.
Gone.
You catch the two of them, mini-Loki and mini-Thor, hiding under the candy table a few minutes later.
“Are we going to talk about the fact that Morgan Stark dressed up as you—”
Loki grabs you with one arm around the waist, catching your lips with his and promptly shutting you right up.
“No. No, I don’t think we are.”
* * * * * * * *
Elliot’s still going by the time you do drag him to the car—him taking to whacking everyone around him in the shins with his little mjolnir had been the last straw—and the moment he’s been wrestled into his car seat, the singing begins.
Who knew such little lungs had so much power?
“AND HEIMDALL’S YELLOW ‘N IRON MAN’S RED, A CAPE FOR THE BIG FELLOW ‘N CAP’S NOT DEAD—”
“Did he come up with that one on his own?”
“I assume so,” Loki sighs, head slumped into his hand, watching you drive. “I tried to give him some other options, but he’s a bit too hyper now for another lesson in Norse, don’t you think?”
“Nah, I can do it in Norse, dad!”
There’s a deep breath from the backseat—you brace yourself—followed by a deafening bang and a puff of dark smoke that fills the car from window to window.
You slam on the brakes.
“Elliot! No magic while we’re driving!”
“Sorry!” He shrieks, hands shooting into the air in defence. “Tha’s an accident!!”
“Pull over,” Loki coughs, waving away some of the smoke so you can at least see out the windshield. “I’ll sit with him.”
You do, and Loki goes to sit in the back with Elliot, quickly snatching up his little shaking hands in his own.
“You alright, Elliot?”
“That was an accident,” he whispers again, eyes wide. “Sorry, sorry.”
“It’s okay, sweetheart.” You twist around to smile at the little boy—hands trembling out in front of him, lip starting to wobble, he looks terrified. “Don’t worry, okay? Dad’s right here, he’s going to help.”
“We just have to be careful,” Loki quietly tells him, smoothing his thumbs over Elliot’s knuckles. “You see how that could’ve been dangerous, yes?”
“Uh-huh. I understand, really.”
Loki gives him a soft smile, squeezing his hands. “Would you sing me more of your song? The lyrics were intriguing, I would love to hear more.”
Elliot sniffs, giving a small shake of his head. “I wroted it myself,” he mumbles. “That’s all the words. Can you sing?”
“O-of course, erm…sure.”
You smile to yourself, starting the car back up.
They’ll be okay.
Loki’s quiet singing certainly helps, sitting in the backseat as you drive, holding Elliot’s hands tight in his. He’s ten times calmer, the sugar high starting to crash, his head lolling back against the car seat as he stares at his father with drooping eyes.
Slow blinks and hushed voices fill the car by the time you’re home. Finishing the quiet song to keep Elliot in his almost-asleep daze, Loki continues singing while you carefully unbuckle the kid, hoisting him into your arms to carry inside, Loki close behind.
“That was a lot easier than I expected,” you whisper, setting Elliot on his bed and getting him some sleep clothes to change into.
“With how much candy he ate, I did expect much, much worse,” Loki agrees, kneeling in front of the half-asleep little boy. “Lift your arms for me, Elliot? Just for a second, then you can go to back sleep.”
The two of you slowly get him changed, holding his head up when it droops and promising to hang his cape by the door when he jerks awake and insists upon it. 
“I’ll hold him, you brush his teeth?” You ask, picking up your son and holding him close. 
Loki smiles, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “Of course.”
Elliot’s drooling toothpaste onto your shoulder then entire time, but to hear Loki quietly chuckling behind you as he tries to brush the sleeping kid’s teeth, it’s entirely worth every bit.
“That’s as good as I can do,” he murmurs, brushing a hand along Elliot’s round little cheek. “Let’s get him in bed before he latches onto you for good.”
You give a soft laugh, hugging the boy tighter. “I wouldn’t complain. His hugs rival yours, Lokes, watch out.”
Loki stretches out on the foot of Elliot’s bed, arms crossing behind his head with a content sigh. 
“I mean, personally, I wouldn’t.” He catches your eye with a smile as you lower Elliot to the pillows. “Let you out of my arms, that is.”
“Neither would Elliot, apparently,” you laugh, trying to no avail to pry the little arms from around your neck. “Help, Loki, he’s not…heh, he’s not letting go…”
He sits up with a dramatic huff. “Only one thing to do, then.”
Wrapping his arms around your waist, he gives you a tug and you let out a squeal, toppling onto the bed.
“Loki!” You hiss, hoping to god that didn’t wake Elliot up.
“Shh…I need a hug, too.” Arms winding about your waist and over Elliot, who’s still fast asleep on your chest, Loki nestles into your side with a happy little hum. “Here. Better?”
A hand runs up your thigh, changing you immediately into your sleep clothes without having to actually get up and change. He’s done the same for himself, and you fake a sigh.
“I guess we’re sleeping here again, hm?”
“I won’t complain,” Loki murmurs, a hand rubbing over Elliot’s back. “Want the stars?”
You nod with a small smile, settling back against the pillows, your son on your chest and husband by your side. This is pretty unreal, you decide. Loki was asking the right questions.
It only gets better when Loki waves a hand towards the ceiling, flipping off the lights and covering the room in dim, flickering illusions of the universe, colourful realms swirling in the air among the endless expanse of stars.
“Thanks,” you whisper, pressing a kiss on your fingertips and placing them on Loki’s cheek. “I’d kiss you right now, but I can’t reach you with Elliot on me.”
“Let’s fix that.” Starlight glinting off his cheekbones, he scoots up onto the pillows and cradles your head in his hands, thumb brushing over your bottom lip before melding his lips to yours.
Soft, slow, and Elliot shifts in his sleep, a quiet sigh leaving his lips as he reaches for Loki, tugging him closer for you while he sleeps. 
“That’s better.” A giddy laugh leaves your lips when Loki does, kissing the tip of your nose once for good measure before cuddling back into your side. 
“And what’s so funny, darling?”
“Are you real?” You whisper, grinning down at your two loves, a hand combing through Elliot’s curls. “Are either of you real?”
Loki smiles, the universe swimming in his eyes as he watches you play with Elliot’s hair. “Told you. We live in a dream. This is just a fantasy, isn’t it.”
“It’s not,” you assure him. “Just feels like it, and that’s a million times better.”
“I love you. Both of you.”
Eyes closed and a soft smile playing at his lips, Loki takes your other hand in his and lays it on the top of his head. 
“Real subtle, Loki. I love you.” 
Your fingers tangle in his hair, too.
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