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fowlaroundtown · 1 year
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Uh. I made a bad future Hypno fic based off a buddy of mine’s headcannons. Take this.
Alternate color scheme because I couldn’t figure out which I liked more:
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floral-hex · 8 months
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. I made a typo in a tag two shitposts back. I’m sorry
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sebastianshaw · 2 years
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❛  why do you have a ziploc bag of soup ?  ❜
“Oh, no. You see, I got this nasty tangle of ingrown hairs, and it resulted in a considerably large boil or cyst, and when it popped I thought I should best save the results for a doctor to test. . .but I can see the resemblance to a good chunky potato soup, yes.”
@kryptonianclone
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celestialalpacaron · 2 months
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I just want them to be happy together 💕
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feyburner · 9 months
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Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport
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wizardsfieldguide · 1 year
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aesop sharp??? you’re kidding me right i think i’m in love
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Me explaining that my non-binary friend isn’t called “Bean” in an uwu-soft-small-little baby-bean-cinnamon roll-millennial way, but in a Mr. Bean-Post-ironic-fucked up-little farting-bald kid type of way
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sentientsky · 4 months
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breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time
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lovely-v · 10 months
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Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time
Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—
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carissime · 6 months
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Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.
“You really don’t need to carry me—”
“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.
He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.
This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.
“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.
He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”
And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.
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ghostbeam · 4 days
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This is fucking insane are u guys SEEING THIS???
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deviouz · 2 months
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leon kennedy has thighs that were made to be rode.
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kingofsalmonids · 10 months
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BIG RUN TODAY. 1 HOUR.
BIG RUN BIG FUN!
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azaasterblue · 1 month
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voltron? *takes a long drag of a cigarette and stares, somewhat vacantly, into the distance* no I’ve never heard that name here
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cillixn · 18 days
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hang these in the louvre
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caecia · 11 months
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i almost lost you
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