So after preventing a panic attack successfully for 3 hours this night
and instead of 20 min full blown nightmare I had 3 hours of just walking on the edge of it which was way worse :) so I just let it happen so I could finally go to fucking sleep
I came to the conclusion that I must be rather annoying especially for my friends,,,,
Which didn't make things better bc when I was driving on the highway earlier today i randomly zoned out
I somehow managed to stay in my lane luckily
And now I just really want to smash my phone, delete all my social media accounts and only be available via landline
Bc idk I feel like I won't be such a burden then 😗✌🏼
aksjdbjdjdbdb so i’ve been craving jason & damian fluff all day and i just binge-read like a whole lot of baby!damian aus because they’re all cute af and for god’s sake i cannot get these two out of my fucking head. so. may i present to you...
a Concept™ ~
jason todd: part-time drug lord, part-time babysitter (but both parts overlap literally all the time lol)
like you have -
Bruce, already running late to a Super Duper Fun Board Meeting™ with his hair all mussed up, his pants unbuttoned and baby!dami slung around his neck like a fucking scarf: jason i need you to watch damian
Jason, fully aware of the fact that he was literally just about to leave to go do very illegal, very gang-related things that his family Does Not Know About™: how about no
*one hour later*
Jason, decked out in full Red Hood gear holding a two-year old Damian in a cheap, Party City Robin costume ‘to preserve his identity’: see this kid? this is my kid. you lose him, i kill you. you make him cry, i kill you. you get so much as a speck of dust on him, i kill you. understand?
The poor, unfortunate henchmen tasked with watching Damian while Jason Takes Care Of Business™: yEs siR bOsS siR mR. rEd hOoD siR aYe ayE
*twenty minutes later*
Jason, sitting across from one of his gang members who’s about to piss his pants from fright bc Red Hood’s going Peak Intimidation™: so you see, Harold, if i ever find your ugly fucking mug lurking around Gotham High ever again, i’m going to shove an AK-47 so far up your—
Jason, hears the sound of little feet pattering towards the room and immediately curses every god that ever was: *internally* oh fuck
Damian, slams the door open: *screeching* BIG BROTHERRRRRRRR
Damian, toddling over to Jason as fast as his chubby little legs can carry him: big brother big brother!!! wook!! wook!! *shoves his hands in jason’s face* d’yasee d’yasee!!!
Jason, trying to salvage the situation: yeah yeah ’s really great squirt, awesome, amazing, go the fuck back where you came from—
“you’re not wooking!!!!”
“okay! okay, what am i looking at?”
“a rowwy powwy :)”
Jason: *internally* he’s just a kid he’s just a kid, fucking calm down jason you can’t drop kick a two-year-old into the sun even tho he totally ruined your kick-ass intimidation session—
Jason: *externally* jeepers tater tot :) that’s so cool :) :) what’s its name :) :) :)
“her name >:(”
“sorry, her name”
Damian: es’melda. like in the movie! :)
and damian looks so damn proud of himself, jason can’t help but ruffle his hair even tho he totally messed up all of jason’s plans. but THEN. damian turns to harold, who hasn’t been this fucking confused since his high school calc class, and shoves his hands in his face and is like “wook!!! isn’t she pretty!! :))))” and all he sees is this weird tiny black sphere in damian’s sticky baby hands.
Jason: yeah harold :) isn’t she pretty :) :)
Harold *sweats nervously*: uh.... yeah?
Damian: you don’... you don’ wike her!!! :(
Harold *glancing at Jason who’s tapping the barrel of his gun against the table*: *gulps* yes i do! i totally do—
“you don’ you don’ you don’!!”
“YEAH I DO, SEE” *leans in close to the rolly polly* “hi eSmErELdA iT’s niCe tO mEeT yOu”
Damian: dat’s her butt
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Wow, what a great comment to wake up to/s
Can’t believe I finally popped off on someone, but for fuck’s sake. Why do people think this is okay?
If you don’t like a fic don’t comment, just leave it. And also? Don’t drag someone else into your bullshit either, Arty had nothing to do with this so don’t drag them into it. Wtf???? Disrespectful to me and to them honestly.
And, like, yeah. Launch Date is in my opinion better than Galentines. I didn’t write this fic to be the next fandom hit or best seller. I was inspired by Launch Date (I’m pretty fucking sure, if not that something else riyosoka of Arty’s lol) and wanted to fill a prompt/scene I’d seen on tumblr.
And yeah I responded and I’ll admit, I didn’t spend my usual few hours letting my anger run it’s course first. But I’m actually thinking this might be the better response lol. 30 mins and I’m done instead of it eating a half day or more.
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