#oh dear an AU is forming where Uther decides robin hood is plaguing the lands

[lancelotdeservedbetter]

soooo. i found out today that Robin Hood in french is called Robin des Bois. correct me if i'm wrong but i believe Arthur's mother was named Ygraine de Bois??? hmmmm????

#this is nothing but i am DEEP in this conspiracy theory #it's not even the same name I KNOW #BUT JUST THINK #DOES IT MAKE ARTHUR ROBIN HOOD? AGRAVAINE? TRISTAN? YGRAINE? I CANT DECIDE MY FAVOURITE #arthur as robin hood is objectively hilarious because he seems like the kind of person who would unironically say robin hood is a terrorist #agravaine is funny but unrealistic because he doesn't seem very stealthy with that ridiculous cape #tristan i think could be a good one because he could just collect personas #the black knight? the queen's brother? robin hood? all the same guy he just wears different socks #actually no i was wrong i do have a favourite it's ygraine as robin hood #JUST IMAGINE #everyone in the castle is asleep and she just fucking ransacks the place and sends it on bags down a zipwire like the disney film #she's tried actually getting the court to do better but they didn't listen so she started robbing them and redistributing their wealth #oh dear an AU is forming where Uther decides robin hood is plaguing the lands #and personally sets out to catch him #just uther and his closest friends #and his wife #trying to catch robin hood #his wife #bbc merlin #ygraine de bois