#oh beans

[macademia-nut]

okay so I have:

2.5 months left here (12 weeks)

I also have:

in excess: butter, flour, beans(! so many fucking beans yall), noodles, a variety of spices, chicken, some pork ribs somewhere, chicken stock

reasonably I could eat most of this stuff as long as I keep buying greens to go with it (slightly aleviated by a bag of frozen steamed vegs)

the problem is I think I am going to have to take some of my beans to my dad's house because at one point I bought like 5lbs? 10lbs? idk the measuring system. about a foot something cube of beans. I bought it without, I think, being fully aware of the limitations of my bean recipes. I have used roughly 1/5th of these. I am going to be beaned so hard

the variety of spices is going to help but yeah I dont know what to do with them besides fry em or stick em in a soup so send bean ideas. a dip? idk.

the flour is fine as I make my own bread but I definitely see a lot of bean noodle soup in my future

#oh beans

[whatthefoucault]

Sometimes I get concerned that at some point I might meet Rhys Darby or Taika Waititi and they’ll find out that I’ve written about characters they’ve played doing kisses with each other

and then I remember that that’s exactly a thing that David Jenkins did

#just saying #ofmd #blackbonnet #oh beans

[zephsomething]

Shit I didn’t fold Any of the clothes I was supposed to fold while watching that

#oh beans #I’m that dude with the rock and the hill #adulting is hard #and I’ve got four kids for two weeks and they’re so much #and the not quite youngest has been melting down So Much because it all just set him off #and now I have to fold their clothes because they need them for wearing tomorrow #bleh #zeph rambles #4 sided dive #only sorta

[circulars-reasoning]

you're the worst

(/j i love ur blog!!! <3)

Ah fuck, the anon hate. I always knew it would come for me here. Lemmie just-

Ily anonymous asker this did make me chuckle tho

#anon hate #ah dang #oh beans #what shall I do

[devilart2199-aibi]

He's Obsessed 🏃💨🏃💨

#hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #ethoslab fanart #ethoslab #smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #mcyt fanart #mcyt #geminitay #geminitay fanart #tangotek fanart #tangotek #oh dear Gem... 😂 #Etho and Beans have gotten out of control!! xD

[yourangle-yuordevil]

First time they make an effort (because going to the bathhouses Barbie style™ would have raised more questions than necessary...)

#good omens #crowley #Thermae and chill #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #Aziraphale hear's Crowley's voice and turns to him #only to see him suddenly miracle his clothes away and make an effort so he be like *surprised Pikachu* #while Crowley is like oh i always look at Aziraphale lovingly because he's the most precious bean in all existence and i love him so much #but with the new addition he is WAIT WAIT THESE EMOTIONS ARE STRONGER WAIT NO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET; BODY WTF!!!! #sof questo è per te e per l'headcanon delle terme - by vane #also la capigliatura greco romana è QUASI decente (by vane) #fare i tag dal telefono è ORRIBILE #wake me up wake me up inside #🤗🔥🤗 #good omens comic #historical husbands

[tinyfantasminha]

This is literally how beanfest ended right

#miguel ohara jack in the brain 🥰🥰 #tbh I had this idea ever since this meme went viral and now since the event is re-releasing i saw the opportunity and took it #oh to be chased by ja- #twisted wonderland #twst event #twst beans day #beanfest #twst meme #twst shitpost #jack howl #twst oc #yuu/mc #twstvic #myart

[robinsleeping]

YOINKED

#batfamily #robin #batman #nightwing #damain wayne #tim drake #protective dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batman silly #dc characters #dc robin #dc #batman funny #batman memes #funny batman #batman comics #yoinked #br #oh my god i love them #look at this cute little bean!!! #YOINKED UP #Batman kinda treating his kids like cats #dc batman #robin (dick grayson) #dick grayson robin #tim drake moody #kid flash #dc flash

[botanyshitposts]

i DO enjoy when seedlings start pushing their way through the soil but they havent gotten big enough to break the surface yet so all you see is a little dirt lump that wasn't there before and its like ohh shit watch out world here they come in a short 8 to 48 hours!!

#saw some beans at work a couple days ago doing this and i was like oh excuse me i see you all are very busy ill leave you to it #and i closed their little growth chamber again #seedposting

[beans-the-orange-cat]

OH LAWD HE CHOMPIN

#save some for the rest of us #sheeeesh #cats of tumblr #cat #orange cat #cute cats #funny cats #my cat #cat memes #caturday #orange cats #beans the cat #beanstheorangecat #beansthecat #one braincell #no thoughts head empty #oh lawd

[tangledinink]

interdimensional fankid playdate...? 👀 @beannary @star-sparkler

(they're having a playdate, too.)

#ive been meaning to do something like this for foREVER and today is beans BIRTHDAY so its the perfect excuse #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEANS #and also. waves at star-sparkler. hi. :) i love august so much oh my goodness. #i figure if theyre donnies kids then surely they must all love legos-- #pov: ur the only one at the donnie meetup who didnt clone urself #internet hamato #augustine hamato #lake and marsh #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fankid #rottmnt oc #crossovers #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rise donnie #rise donatello #sillies #gemini au sillies #rottmnt crossover

[hualianschild]

since it's the first of april let me talk abt my fav prank of tgcf is when xie lian made his communication array password be 'just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times' just cuz he thought he was being funny and I imagine it went like this

other gods : so, what's your communication array password ?? let's be friends

xie lian : just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times ^_^

other gods : ...

xie lian : the password is just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times

which led to no one talking to him in the first place during his first ascension meanwhile xie lian and feng xin just giggling together cuz of the joke

#oh xie lian your adorable little bean I LOVE YOU #he's such a genius for this ngl #what's the point if you don't make anyone speechless cuz of the shit you say with a straight face ??? #happy april fool's day you goofy goose #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #danmei #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #hualian

[cru5h-cascades]

HOW DO WE GET THESE BORING AF PRIMARY COLORS FOR THE SPLATFEST WHILE JAPAN GETS THESE REALLY BEAUTIFUL COLORS?? MY GOD I REALLY WISH I COULD SWITCH SPLATFEST REIGONS...

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #friday vs saturday vs sunday #red bean paste vs custard vs whipped cream #if any luminoghost fans out there are reading this whaddaya think? #wouldn't the friday v saturday v sunday splatfest colors be perfect for a hellbent splatfest? #oh who am i kidding there's no way a hellbent fan could be reading this there's like only 5 other hellbent fans on this site #okay i'll shut up now #lol

[drabbles-of-writing]

Imagine spawning into existence and you already had to fight for your life. But then it’s fixed, and you’re all fine. You get to say hello to a small handful of people you just saved and figure out where you are. You still have no idea. Barely a minute later, you’re immediately under attack again by an evil possessed puppet and a god with abandonment issues who is literally a child. They're both trying to murder your human witch.

Your name is Stringbean. You’ve been alive for about fifteen minutes.

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #for the future #stringbean #luz noceda #palisman #string bean #raine whispers #possessed raine #puppet raine #the collector #memes #talk #text post #drabble post #im just. oh my god this poor palisman #shes literally a baby and shes alright fighting god's biggest mistake and god but a child #do the other palisman tell her like. anything. do they have to explain this to her #'yeah the guy possessing the puppet eats palismen to turn himself into a monstrosity btw so look out for that' #'IM SORRY HE W H AT' #or is she just going to think this is normal. like yeah sure #immediate peril that we must fight in order to survive. this is a normal way to live life and be born into #so when all of this is over she looks like a spooked rabbit like wait what are we fighting now. what do you mean we arent fighting anymore #is. i thought we were supposed to fight things is this not how the world works. oh it was an extremely messed up situation? oh #belos is just im going to MURDER you AND your witch! #stringbean voice we're literally neurodivergent and children

[sugarlesswriting]

stop asking former nick stars what their thoughts are on the doc. Stop saying that the only reason they aren't saying anything is because they took hush money.

Like what if something did happen to them? It's none of your fucking business. You don't want to make sure they're okay, you're just nosey as fuck now and think you're entitled to their story

#them: oh no it's so sad :( it's traumatic #also them: if a nick star isn't saying anything it means they suck and took hush money #quiet on set #leave them alone! #stop asking what amanda feels about it #stop going to the victorious kids pages and demanding them say something #THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU #beans get spilled and people act like they are owed everything from former child stars #nickolodeon

[potatobugz]

its like this, basically

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #I THINK! MAYBE! I HAVE NO SELF CONFIDENCE #BUT UR GONNA LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE ANYWAYS. SANEMI DOESNT HATE GENYA!!!!! #yes he is mean to genya no im not saying its justified in any way #hes doing it ON PURPOSE he is trying 2 DRIVE GENYA AWAY #he wants genya to stay as far away from the demon slayers as possible bc he knows how dangerous it is #and this is his way of trying 2 protect him!!!!!!! #because genya is his ONLY REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER !!!!!!!!!!! #his actions are not GOOD but it does annoy me when ppl make him torment genya for shits and giggles #like he would not do that #you understand #anyways i love drawing these 2 so so much especially genya oh my god #genyas blank. vacant. wide eyed stare is so important 2 me i love drawing him furever and ever #ALSO IN LOVE W THE “FREAKISHLY TALL” GENYA HC #LIKE ITS NOT MADE OBVIOUS IN THIS DRAWING BUT. ough. so good. bean pole #i want to pat him on the head gently #sanemi has the vibe of like a stressed out chihuahua #demon slayer tier list how likely is it for each character to bite someone #ME WHEN TRAGIC SIBLINGS. ME WHEN TRAGIC SIBLINGS. ME WHEB #its ironic then that the whole reason genya joined the demon slayer corps in the first place was bc #he wanted to become strong like his brother. to get his attention #hey wanna see how hard i can cryFFSSSSSHHHHHWWWGGGGHHJJJJ #potatart #sanemi shinaguzawa #genya shinazugawa #GIRL I FORGOT TAGS </3