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fandxmslxt69 · 2 years
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Similarities list PART 1
A new posttttttttt.
So.
After loads of research, deep thought, and lots of reading, I've realized that some people share a lot of similarities in both fluff and smut. So here's a list that..more or less captures it all..(Also there's so many characters that can fit under this list *cough* Marc Spector *cough* but...its already very long so...we left that out)
Part two will be up..soon :)
MINORS DNI BEYOND THIS POINT
JASON TODD (DC), MINHO (TMR) and LOKI LAUFEYSON (MCU):
Teasing. Heavily. 
They will have you bEGGING AND S O B B I N G and it is the best thing ever
Having you beg is just everything, this is their bIGGEST ego boost
Assholes
Sometimes, their pleasure is more important that yours, like their high comes first then you, it's just how it is. Occasionally they just..have to come first. Top priority is themselves
Hate to say it but they like punishing you its just a thing
They can last...a while...
Positions? Everything. Anything. EVERYTHING.
Boobs. Tits. They die for. 
Dom. Top. Big spoon. Yes.
...large. so large is just-wow
-When they bottom...it's...so weird watching them coMPLETELY UNRAVEL at your sMALLEST TOUCH to the point that they are BEGGING AND CRYING AND IT IS W E I R D and if that ever does occur, you aren't allowed to talk abt it with ANYONE. Bottom/sub Jason, Minho and Loki stays between you and them and you and them ALONE
ROUGH. SO ROUGH.
AFTERCARE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
~Praise kinks~
Such big pain kinks its a bit scary
SIZE KINKS
"I know it's a lot darling but just take what I give you, you'll be alright"
They know they're big. and you cant take them fully. do they care. no. they don't.
"You want to push me? Alright then darling, let's see how far I can push you to have you begging on your knees for me to be inside you"
They push so much
If you are too sore to have sex (over stimulation anyone-??) they WILL fuck your tits. No questions asked its going to happen
...handcuffs.
Heavy attachment to your boobs. it's like..they have to be touching them at all times. They HAVE to.
"such a little slut for me" >>>>> "my little princess"
Degrading is their go to but they do it in a waY THAT IS JUST LIKE "I HAVE ACHIEVED TOP TIER". It's degrading but it feels like praise its..fuck
DIRTY TALK. THEY OWN IT. 
If you tease them, trust me, you will not be given pleasure easily
Blowjob >>> handjob
Toys? They prefer giving you pleasure themselves then sit there and let something else do it. B U T that doesn't mean they don't use them. They do, rarely, but they do. They have them at least
They own the bedroom. Natural born leaders hello??? it ain't gonna stop-
MOUTH WORK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
They'd literally be the perfect strippers wtf
When they take off their shirts its always this moment where you gOTTA admire them
They love it
But they are very sweet
One minute they're fucking the life out of you next its just...completely changed
Aftercare is so important to them
They are so sweet when they want to be its so adorable
They get scared they went too far
Consent kings
Favourite place to fuck is the car
DATE NIGHTS EVERY FRIDAY
Flowers. Lots of them.
Spoiling you is their favourite pass time (other than fucking you)
Bruce only allows this because you manage to keep this dumb bitch jason out of trouble
Minho has no parents but Jorge allows this relationship bc you keep this idiot in check
Frigga is absolutely in love with you and she's so happy that Loki has finally found someone
Mr. Tony Stark on the other hand (I die for IronDad he's gonna be here all the time)
He's not very happy about this, so against it but...
he can't do anything about it so...sucks for Tony
So cheesy its awful
Cocky assholes
They are SO HORNY
I MEAN LIKE SO HORNY
ALL THE TIME
And lets not forget jason is a...dangerous and complicated man, tick him off and you are DONE FOR
Also villains. Oh jesus lord he will lost his MIND if anyone were to even try and come near you
Bruce literally had to drug him to keep him from tearing the world apart
There will be blood in that case
Bruce doesnt try to stop it
Constant worrying about you
Minho and WICKED. OH BOY
They took you? Oh fuck
No sleeping. Constant yelling. Very aggressive
Can and will tear the entire scorch apart to find you
Jorge had to knock him out to stop him from storming WICKED head first and solo
Loki...and villains...oh my god don't even get me sTARTED
He will literally tear the entire world apart
Always on edge
9/10 yelling at Tony for not finding you yet
He disappears for hours at a time??? just out looking for you, mental breakdown yknow that stuff
It's so depressing
After one point he just...stops caring. like just shuts down
He will kill everyone and anyone who tried to hurt you
It's....so scary????? But so fucking hot ohmygod
They walk you home ALL THE TIME
POSSESSIVEEEEEEEEE
It's not like jealous
Like if you flirt with someone else or someone flirts with you
There is no jealousy
They become possessive
Its not like "ew get him away from you"
It's more of "You have the audacity to even lOOK at someone else? Oh baby are you in trouble"
It's amazing
They love seeing you squirm
Sparring session that usually end in adrenaline induced sex
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-Clem (and a bit of Atlas)
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insanetwocubes · 2 years
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Okay let's play a game. We go down the Alphabet and the word you say has to have something in common with the previous word. I'll start.
Ice breaker games? Seriously?
Am I playing?
Emillie, quiet. You go second.
Yes, Four, you're playing.
Do you want me to be quiet or play, make up your mind.
Apple.
Banana?
Cocunut.
Drangonfruit.
This is lame.
Emillie, your turn.
Uh. Erregon or whatever.
D, E, F... Uhm fffff is there a dragon whose name starts with F?
It doesn't have to be a dragon name.
Uh. Flying. Flygon.
Which is it?
Flygon.
Gardevoir.
G, H... uh Hhhh Hatsune Miku.
Lol
Itachi.
L, M, N, O, P, J... Jojo's bizarre Adventure.
Fuck, anime titles? K... Kaisen.
Jujutsu Kaisen. That's a J, though.
Kekkai Sensen? Is that the name?
Yeah, good job!
Don't patronize me, Flare.
Four, your turn.
Which one is next? L?
L!
Emillie, shut up, cunt.
Just go, Four. L.
Flare! Not you too!
Four! Just go!
L. Relating to anime....
Land of the Lusterous.
That's in english, that can't count.
It counts.
L, M. Monster High.
What?
What is Monster High?
It's like a Barbie, Bratz thing.
What?
Emillie, your turn.
Why didn't you just say MLP? At least it's something I know about.
Your turn, N.
N... Noragami.
Back to anime.
O.
O.... origami.
That doesn't count.
It counts.
L, M, N, O, P. P... paper cranes.
Flare.
It counts! Q!
What the fuck am I supposed to-? Quail.
What's next?
R.
R... ratio.
That doesn't count!
Four, that doesn't count.
Damn! R.... roosters.
Q, R, S.... Swan!
This is really dumb.
Oh! X is excluded.
Okay. What's next?
T.
T....t...tumblr.
No.
Okay, T.... tits.
Yeah! Hell yeah!
Augh.
Pussy!
That's not your letter!
Oh what's my letter?
U.
Uvela! Haha!
It's a girl house.
You guys are gross.
You are stupid.
Okay. V....
Yes! C'mon Flare! You're the biologist! You can do it!
I am not going to do it. Virginia.
That doesn't count!
Boo!
V.... Vestibular molar.
That's not even augh!
Chicken! Boo!
Boo!
We hate Flare! We hate Flare!
We hate Flare!
Okay okay! Emillie it's your turn.
Augh. What's my letter?
W.
W... what the fuck, Flare.
No. It has to have something in common with molars.
Argh. W... white.
Gross.
What?
Well, I can't say bonemeal!
Hm. What's my letter?
Y.
Oh! Yellow. That's an easy one. Z for Flare!
Uh. Z.... Z... what is a zephyr?
Uh it's like wind. It's not yellow.
Oh. Uhm. Z... zhao.
Mindspeak doesn't count.
Uh. Uhm.
Flare loses!
I vote Flare loses!
Aww c'mon!
Augh this is so hard! Z IS yellow.
Zinc? Zinc can be yellow.
Don't give her the answer! She'll make us play again!
Never mind! Forget I said that!
Zinc, turns out, is not yellow.
Whatever. Flare loses. I'm done.
Yeah, I'm done.
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puppypaw-wc · 3 years
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i like how basically the only official rhythm heaven merchandise is like. towels-
#puppy rambles#rhythm hell#i'm not joking by the way#according to the rhythm heaven wiki#''The Flippers and the Wandering Samurai are the two characters to have printed towels of them#that could be bought from Club Nintendo Japan in December 2012.''#i have no idea why they were like ''yeah let's make rhythm heaven towels''#but i mean. you do you nintendo#god i just remembered there's a rhythm heaven wiki page that's just f o r k#''The Fork is an object which appears in the minigame Fork Lifter in Rhythm Heaven Fever & Rhythm Heaven Megamix.''#''The fork is silver with 3 prongs & a pentagon-shaped tip. In the Megamix artwork it lacks the special tip & has more curved prongs.''#i guess it showing up in fever's cast after the credits means it has to have a page#but it's still funny to me-#just. f o r k#oh and we can't forget w i d g e t#''Widgets (組み立てキット Kumitate Kitto?) are recurring objects in the Rhythm Heaven Series. Their purpose is mentioned to be unknown.#A widget is composed of a rod and one or two square nuts.''#thanks rhythm heaven wiki#oh and i love this trivia point on the page for the widgets idk why but it's strangely funny to me:#''Rods and Widgets have appeared in 15 different games total throughout the series#while Karate Joe has appeared in 23 and The Wandering Samurai in 16.''#WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH SOME OF THESE ALTERNATE LANGUAGE NAMES FOR WIDGETS-#mr untensil- mr. device- t h e c o n t r a p t i o n#c u b e#god i love the rhythm heaven wiki#did you know that this is the second remix 8 to be speedy?#... yeah these tags are getting cut off for sure sfikfsjk
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cyborg-franky · 2 years
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Ooohhh we know, we know I have to ask for it spicy n/sfw buggy alphabet 👀. Also ❤️❤️❤️ to all the things you’ve put out over the last few days your blog gives my soul a happy dance feel
Thank you <3 and hope you enjoy!
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N/SFW Undercut
A - Alone time He isn’t against it but he should do it more then he wouldn’t be so highly stung.
B - Bondage It has no effect on him and he's too impatient to work out how to do it well on his partner.
C - Crying Maybe if there is a slight tear in his partners eye at how they struggle to cope with the girth..
D - Dominance He is very dominating, he likes to have all the power, all the control, he doesn't want anyone to get the upper hand on him in life or in the bedroom. The right person could send him on his ass though.
E - Extra info Gross misuse of devil fruit powers has already been mentioned, he enjoys humiliation and perhaps some public sex.
F - Food play CREAM PIES - No Buggy thats not what this meant. Settle down.
G - Group sex He's too jealous, needy and possessive to share.
H - Humiliation It's one of his kinks, lets be real. He likes to whisper things in your ear, he reminds you how dirty you are and what a good slut you are for him.
I - Impact play He loves to slap an ass and watch it jiggle.
J - Jelly Oh lord, you'd need to remind him, he just thinks everyone will 'work'
K - Kissing Goes bright red when he is kissed, loves when his partner kisses is nose or his cock for different reasons. He will give sloppy kisses and smear makeup but he's also very worried about his nose honking.
L - Lighting He doesn't care really, he likes to see his partner though.
M - Masochism He likes to be mean with his words, spanking, marking, but he doesn't like pain back.
N - Not yet He likes to make his partner cum as much as he can, make them forget how to talk or how to walk. But he can't deny them, he's too keen and impatient to tease for a long amount of time.
O - Outdoor sex Not a fan of the elements..
P - Photography Would be that bitch that as soon as the relationship progressed with 'nude exchanges' would want one every night and send one every night. Blurry penis pics.
Q - Quiet please Surprising he keeps it down, he’s loud in every other aspect of his personality so it’s a little confusing.
R - Routine All his plans sort of go wrong so he stops making plans and just goes with it, panicking the entire time.
S - Sleepy sex He is either too awake for sleepy sex or just wants to sleep and he's very cranky when tired.
T - Top or bottom Aggressively a top.
U - Underwear Shorts or boxers but they are also loud and annoyingly bright and ugly and match nothing.
V - Voyeurism The thought of being caught but otherwise he's that jealous he wants no one to see anything. Does like watching his partner masturbate but gets bored fast.
W - Water Not a fan
X - X-dressing
Y - Yes, Master Call him captain and use a certain tone with him and he dies.
Z - Zones The underside of his dick, no idea but thats the bit that really messes him up. His neck is a place he goes all gooey if you kiss or touch.
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sery-chan-13 · 3 years
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Nothing Holding Me Back
Chota Segawa
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C h o t a w i t h a c o n f i d e n t d a r i n g g i r l
"Come on Chota! It would be so refreshing for you to leave Japan, come with me," you begged the man, leaning over his desk, your elbows holding you up, and you hands clasped together . "A-ah, um- (Y...Y/N), I can't. I... my mom, and uh... I'm sorry, I can't c-concentrate with you like that," he stammered, staring at your chest. You smirked. "Like what? Like this?" You asked, feigning innocence. You fluttered your eyelashes, leaning in further, teasing him. "(Y-Y/N)! Please, I-i-i-i-" he stammered. "So, will you?" You repeated, giving him the puppy dog eyes. He shakily sighed, and nodded. "Yay! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" You shouted, hugging him tightly. He blushed, and gave you a hum of acknowledgement.
"So... a whole month?" He asked as you two got on the plane. "Yep! I'm excited, are you?" You asked. "You won't tell me where we're going, so I'm worried than anything," he muttered. You kissed his cheek. "I'm sorry bubba," you apologized. "It's ok... um... can you tell me where we're going? And what happens on a plane? It's my first time going on one..." he admitted bashfully. You giggled, helping him to your seats.
"Window seat or middle seat?" You asked. "Middle. I'm not... that fond of heights," he said. You slid in, sitting by the window, snapping your seat belt into place. He did the same, and you clasped your hands together. "Ok, so we're going to South America. It's pretty much an 18 hour or more flight. Which is why I booked us first class," you explained. His eyes went wide and he stared at you in shock. "(Y/N) why did you do that?" He asked. "Because it's your first time on a plane, I'm spoiling you, I have the money to do so, so why not?" You giggled. It was true, you were the CEO of your own company, making you very well known. Your company was one of the best in Japan for what you did.
Chota didn't know why you were with him, and not some rich man. But you always wanted him. You used to go to high school together, but were disappointed when he would avoid you.  It wasn't till the last year of high school you finally approached him about it. Then, he apologized, telling you how he thought you were already with someone and he didn't want trouble.
"Now the flight attendants give the safety info, they start to take off, and we lift from the ground. Oh, here have some gum. What flavor do you want, because I have spearmint, peppermint, watermelon, and cinnamon," you explained, holding out the packets of gum. "Why do I need some?" He asked. "The altitude makes your ears plug up, and it can be painful. I've found chewing gum helps," you said with a smile. He picked a piece of cinnamon gum, and thanked you. "No problem baby~ Oh, you wanted to know the specific countries we were going to earlier right?" You asked. He nodded. "Chile, Argentina, Brazil, and Venezuela, " you said. He nodded. "Were going to Venezuela first, then Chile, then Argentina, and finally Brazil. We might get to Bolivia, Colombia, and Ecuador, I don't know. But, if I get the chance, I'm taking it. Fuck hesitation," you giggled. He shook his his head, and smiled. "Let's hope there's no turbulence!"
"There's no what now?"
Needless to say, there was turbulence.
He gripped your hand tightly as the plane bounced and jittered. "You ok baby?" You questioned softly. He shook his head, and you closed the door leading into your seats. "It's ok. You're ok. The pilot has years of training and experience. Nothing bad will happen to us, I promise," you said soothingly. He nodded his head, interlocking his fingers with your own. "Thank you (Y/N)..." he whispered.
It was nighttime and you looked out the window. You couldn't see anything, all you knew was that there was ocean beneath you. The turbulence had stopped, and Chota had calmed down a bit. "How many more hours do we have left?" He asked. "Um... about 10. Well arrive there at 8:30, so we have time to check into the hotel, and figure out what to do for the first day," you responded. You yawned and curled up in your seat, leaning your head on his shoulder. "Go to sleep. They'll wake us up," you muttered. You heard him yawn, and felt his head fall on top of yours softly.
You woke up to the sun shining in your eyes. You groaned, squinting at the golden light. Once your eyes got used to the sudden brightness, you looked outside. There was no clouds visible in the sky, and you could see the sparkling blue water below you. "Oh wow... beautiful... Chota... Chota, wake up," you whispered, shaking his shoulder. "5 more minutes..." he murmured. You peppered his face in kisses, telling him to wake up in between them. "I'm... up? I'm up... what's wrong love?" He asked groggily, rubbing his eyes. "Look outside baby," you said, pointing out your window. He unclipped his seat belt, leaning over to look out. "Wow... we're so high up," he marveled. He squinted a bit at the light coming from the sun, but other than that, he seemed to be enjoying it. You were confused on why he wasn't worrying, or panicking, but we're very proud of him.
"What if we just dropped into the ocean?"
There it was.
First thing you both did when you landed was sigh in relief. Him in relief that he didn't die, you in relief that you got away from home. "Chota, come on, we gotta go get our bags, then taxi to the hotel!"
The hotel wasn't too far away. "Don't they speak Spanish here though?" He asked. "Baby... did you forget?" You giggled. He had. But then he remembered. You knew Spanish. In fact, you knew many languages. "Right. Sorry," he apologized. "You don't have to apologize for that. Come on, let's go spend our first day the right way!"
This was not what he had in mind for the first day. He knew you were adventurous, but this might be a bit too much for him. Sure, a hike sounded nice. Until he noticed you'd taken him up to a waterfall. That overlooked the whole forest.
"Isn't this so amazing?" You questioned. "Y-yea- Watch your step," he stuttered, pulling you back into him. "Chota, it's ok. Come on," you said, leading him closer to the water. "You can actually drink this water it's so clean, did you know that?" You told him, reaching your hand out. "Eh... I wouldn't test it," he said. "No, like they've tested it. I swear!" You tried to convince him. "Yeah, ok... you do you."
It was later that night, and you were looking for things to do. "Anything in particular you want to do?" You asked him. ''Not really? I'm sure I'll enjoy whatever you pick out."
Famous last words.
The music was loud, the lights were bright, and the room was full of life. This was your kind of place. "(N/N)... if someone recognized you, couldn't it affect your business?" He said, hoping you heard him over the music. "Of course it won't! Who cares, I didn't want to inherit my mother's company anyhow! I'm grateful for it if course but I'd rather be travelling, exploring, and doing new things everyday. With you!" You shouted, swaying to the music. "Come on, let's dance!" You said, pulling his arm. He pulled back, shaking his head. ''I can't dance... I'd rather not embarrass myself... especially with so many people," he said. "Just picture everybody naked, let's go, loosen up babe!"
Your hips swayed to the beat of the music, and he watched, gulping. "Chota~ C'mon! Dance with me!" You begged, pulling him in to you. "But what.. do I do?" He asked. You giggled, placing his hands on your hips. "And we kind of... just move against each other to the beat," you instructed, showing him how to. "Isn't this kind of... dirty? Like... to do in public?" He asked. "Chota, Chota, Chota.... This is South America. This is tame. Oh, you should've been to the trip in Puerto Rico. That reminds me, I have to teach you Reggaeton and some others," you laughed, "There's nothing holding me back from taking you there."
You had always been spontaneous. Free willed. You didn't have anything that scared you. Staying in one place bored you. The thought of it gave you chills. He wouldn't mind doing everything with you. But only because it would be you that was with him. Even if you two took it a bit to far, he knew you'd be alright. You were right. Why should anything hold him back?
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moistmailman · 5 years
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House Wife AU part 2
*Cinder, Pyrrha, and one of their kids are sleeping peacefully in bed*
Cinder, with her arms around Pyrrha’s waist as they sleep peacefully: Zzzzzzzzzzz
*Suddenly Cinder’s scroll goes off*
Cinder, drowsily waking: Huh? What the? *quietly groans* Who in the hell is calling me at this hour?
*Cinder carefully and quietly grabs her scroll*
Cinder, answering her scroll: *whispering* Hello?
Roman, slurring out: CINDER, YOU PIC- *hiccup* PICKED UP! I K-KNEW YOU WOULD! E-EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT YOU WOULD IGNORE ME! I K-KNEW YOU CARED!
Cinder, groaning quietly: What the hell do you want, Roman?
Roman: Get your a-ass down to the b-bar! Drinks are on m-me!
Cinder: For god sake, are you drunk?
Roman: Hell yeah Im drunk! W-we just successful robbed a bank! We’re *hiccup* rich! Everyone is celebrating at the bar! Come join us!
Cinder, hoarsely whispering: Hey! Are you fucking insane? Don’t just announce that to the world, idiot! Are you trying to go to jail!?
Roman: Pfft, you’re a-always serious! Loosen up and have some fun a little! Besides, this bar is nearly e-empty and everyone here are completely- *hiccup* drunk because I ORDERED EVERYONE SHOTS! WOOOOO!
*loud cheers are heard in the background*
Roman: So relax and join u-us! E-everyone is d-drinking on me tonight.
Cinder: No. Leave me alone.
Roman, whining: What!? Noooooo! Come on! This is an e-exciting moment for all of us! Stop b-being so booooo- *belch* -ooooring!
Cinder, grimacing: Oh god. You’re so disgusting.
Roman: *Blows a raspberry in to the scroll*
Cinder, sighing: What has my life become?
Roman: Hey! Why are you whispering?! Are you hiding or something?
Cinder, through gritted teeth: No, believe it or not but I was actually sleeping this late at night, and my wife and kid are with me at the moment.
Roman: Whaaaaat? Really?
Cinder: Yes, I know. It’s quite shocking that someone was sleeping at- *looks at alarm clock* 2 in the morning. Your primitive brain just can’t put two and two together.
Roman: No no no no. Not that! I just sometimes forget you have a wife and kids. I just can’t believe *hiccup* it. *giggles* I can’t wrap m-my head around it.
Cinder: And I honestly can’t believe that drunk you is somehow more insufferable than regular you.
Roman: Don’t be like t-that! You’re so mean! Come on! Just a f-few drinks with us and that’s it! P-promise!
Cinder: How many people are with you?!
Roman: A bunch of drunk strangers, and the gang’s too! We’re all celebrating! Mercury i-is dancing on one of the stoo- *CRASH* Mercury fell off one of the stools. Emerald is *hiccup* singing k-karaoke on the stage, And Neo is- *gasps* OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT, Cinder I swear to god, Neo spoke to me while drunk. I’m n-not bullshitting you! She a-actually spoke!
Cinder, unimpressed: Cool, are you done?
Roman: Why aren’t you happy!? We’re rich! Y-you should be d-down here *burp* having a fun time with us! What’s y-your deal?
Cinder: This might be difficult to comprehend, but I’m an adult that has things to do tomorrow. Something you probably can't relate too.
Roman: Oh yeah, What is so important that you can't p-party with us tonight? Huh? You got taxes to do, miss responsible?
Cinder: Do.....d-do you not do your taxes?
Roman: I asked a question first!
Cinder, sighing: If you must know, Pyrrha and I are throwing our son a birthday party. Achille's turning 5.
Roman: Wait, you're throwing a birthday party?
Cinder: Yes.
Roman:.......you know, if you don't want to party with us then just tell us. Y-you don't need to make up e-excuses.
Cinder, actually offended: What the hell is that supposed to mean!?
Roman: You hate birthdays. You refuse to t-tell me when your birthday i-is because you don't want me to throw y-you a surprise p-party. Who the h-hell does that b-by the w-way?
Cinder: I don't like birthdays because my parents were dicks and could never remember my birthday ever and would just ignores me until child services came! I'm not going to force that my belief on my son though! I'm trying to give him a better life than I had! Something that every parent thrive for their kids!
Roman: Oh really? You, doing something nice and sweet for someone else? Now I know you're fuckin lying. What’s next are you g-going to tell me? *hiccup* You’re cuddling with your wife?
Cinder: I swear to god I’ll fucking-
Achilles: *Slightly stirs in his sleep while pouting*
Cinder, soothingly caressing her son's head: Shh, it's alright. Mama's sorry. Go back to sleep, sweetie.
Achilles: *Stirs a little bit more before going back to sleep*
Cinder, angrily whispering: I swear to Christ, Roman. If you make me wake my son up, and he starts crying, Ill shove my foot so far up your ass, that my heels will be kicking the back of your teeth!
Roman, unfazed: Grrr, angry mama bear.
Cinder, pulling her scroll away: *hysterical* Oh my God. I'm going to kill this guy. I’m actually going to kill him.
Roman, distant: CINDER? CINDER ARE YOU STILL THERE? CINDER!?........
Cinder, eye twitching:...........
Roman, distant: CIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNDER!
Cinder, back on the scroll: I swear to god if you don’t leave me the hell alone then I’m going to bury you in a shallow grave alive while- Huh, babe?
*Pyrrha drowsily rolls over in bed and grabs the phone before hanging up on Roman and tossing it to the side*
Roman, on the now dead line: Cinder?......Cinder hello?
*meanwhile*
Cinder:............
Pyrrha, drowsily smiling: You need to learn that hanging up on someone is easier than yelling at them on the scroll. *Kisses Cinder's lips before cuddling back into her son* It’ll save you some stress.
Cinder:.....you know Roman is probably whining right now, right?
Pyrrha: I’m okay with that.
Cinder, wrapping her arms around Pyrrha’s waist:.......I love you so much.
Pyrrha, scooting back against her wife's chest: *Yawns* Love you too.
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