#oh also can we discuss the framing of the milk carton next to fp

[ariesbilly]

#you know they only became friends for fred #you know they were constantly at each others throats #fred in the middle trying to keep the peace #while tom was about to throttle fp to saratoga #and fp kept antagonizing him with snake puns

#somebody write THAT fic #tom is like 'had it not been for the laws of this land i would have murdered you years ago' #riverdaleedit #tom keller #fp jones #oh also can we discuss the framing of the milk carton next to fp #just thinking about how chic came downstairs drinking milk after boning movie theater kid #and didnt chic and kevin have that weird milk flirting thing #so in conclusion: milk is gay #i rest my case court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters #riverparents #mystuff