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Hi! I recently read One Night in Bangor (And The World’s your Oyster) by Atalan and was wondering if there was anything similar. Loved the whole office party and flirtatious bets. Thanks!
Hello. Here are some Heaven and Hell gathering fics for you...
I don't want you (like a best friend) by mercuryhatter (M)
Crowley wears a new dress to the annual Heaven-Hell office party. Aziraphale is normal about it.
In the first chapter, Crowley and Aziraphale have a deeply annoying time at a party and try to pretend they aren't flirting. All the sex is only in the second chapter.
O Unholy Night, A Hell of a Christmas Party by orphan_account, SparkleInTheStars, vol_ctrl (E)
Aziraphale drags a reluctant Crowley to Heaven's Christmas office party, but shortly after their arrival, all Hell breaks loose. Gabriel included demons on the guest list. Now the punch has been spiked and Hastur's determined to make mischief. Crowley hopes they'll survive to see the New Year and to tie up a loose end or at least an angel...
Secret Santa by agent_p_94 (G)
When Heaven and Hell agree to an office-wide Secret Santa, Crowley is determined to draw Aziraphale. It's more difficult than he expected to convince everyone to trade...
Field Day by nightbloomingcereus (T)
Welcome to the First Annual Heaven and Hell Field Day! There will be trust falls, a three-legged race, and all manner of corporate-mandated fun and games – what could possibly go wrong?
Mistletoe and wine by HolRose (T)
Crowley is just settling into life post-failed apocalypse when he receives an invitation to the annual Heaven and Hell Christmas party. It turns out Aziraphale has one too, and makes a plea for Crowley’s help with a particular assignment he has been given. Crowley, of course, can’t help getting involved even if he does put a little demonic ‘spin’ in more than one sense of the word, on the assistance he decides upon giving.
Reaction to the kiss: Whatever, attention whores gonna kiss.
Timmy deserves Slurpee because she said no to him taking a photo with Selena, a former co-worker of his. Publicly dissing a former coworker you might work with again is not cool. Can’t wait for him to make an appearance on the next season of her family reality show.
Hello, Anon:
As I commented on a previous post, the Golden Globes is essentially the Hollywood equivalent of the holiday office party. Though the atmosphere is festive, light-hearted, and convivial, it’s also formal, in a professional setting, with the expectation of proper decorum and behavior by all attendees. It’s also an opportunity to mingle with colleagues, to schmooze with industry insiders who one may not normally have access to, to work the room.
Perhaps had he been allowed to work the room by his keeper, he might also have had a chance to read the room, too. But no such luck.
Speaking of luck… too bad so sad. Can’t have it all, I suppose. #karma
Given that Selena Gomez is a colleague of Timothée Chalamet, her request for a bit of his time and attention at a professional industry event was not unreasonable. It seems that the meter is running and it’s on Ms. Plastic Fantastic’s dime.
I’m sure he has reasons for having forgotten his typical professionalism and his manners. Many, many reasons.
Can’t knock the hustle 🤑✨🕺✨💵💰💵🫠
📸: mafaldaknows | 9.30.2023
BTW: I am getting more mileage than I ever anticipated out of this photo shot randomly at 1am somewhere along the Pennsylvania Turnpike after the Hozier show in Philadelphia.
Also wanted to share how my supervisor was looking at me last night with such focus and asked, "Are you going to curl your hair for the holiday party?" And I replied "Well my hair is wavy, so most likely not. I might have it up or do braids." I was so casual about it. Then she replied so strongly "WELL I'm going to curl MY HAIR."
Like girl...if this was her way telling me not to curl my hair, then it's all good...I don't heat style my hair😭😭😭😭 she said with such force too.... I wasn't trying to laugh omg....
Awakening from a dream in which, after winning a simple game in an office party I was crowned the Centipede King by George Costanza. I tried to balance the paper crown on my head and made an emotional speech that began "Friends, the war is over, the centipedes have a king once more..."
Still being in recovery from surgery, I can’t clean the big cages yet and they really needed it, since I can’t clean the big ones yet, I decided to put everybody in the clean baby jail cages.. no one is In trouble this time, just needed to be in clean spaces!
Ratty party in the office! Yay! Haha!
So here they are all in the small cages for the night!
I honestly feel so much better that they aren’t sitting in dirty bed now.
I hate this type of office culture as a neurodivergent person. Don't get me wrong, I love free food. I don't like the obligation of having to bring my own food. As a spoonie, I can't really make my own large dish, and since I'm not paid enough to have disposable income, I can't really buy something to bring.
Then there's the socialization. The small talk, the many different conversations, the inevitable "what are your plans for Christmas?" And I don't even know most of my colleagues. I hate office parties. Humbug.