#office bet

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you. #you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh #caprisun

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM... #THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more.... #OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day.... #in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!! #THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE. #THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!! #I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

[starshroomsofdoom]

Omfg they’re edging us

#this slow burn is real #I bet the builders are working in the office so they have to film elsewhere #dan and phil games #dan and phil #dnpg #danandphil #dnp #dnpgames #amazing phil #phil lester #daniel howell #dipandpip

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

thinking about lord president fivey so have this

#EDIT oh shit I didn’t know time in office was an audio????????? #you know when you know OF something but only half???? #in my head it was another novel I’d track down and get round to one day 😅 #anyway imma go do that asap thanks all!!!!! #I bet he hated it so much #but he does pull off the robes tbf #I like to think he’s still wearing trainers under there #(like avril lavigne) #Peter Davison #fifth doctor #classic who #5th doctor #time lord stuff #minsart #my art #fan art #I took some liberties with the costume it’s a bit of a mish mash #but I quite like it! #doctor who #lord president of gallifrey

[badolmen]

RIP to all of the British people who have to deal with the BBC/national officials shutting the country down the next few weeks that’s gonna be rough.

#ra speaks #personal #british royal family #queen elizabeth #having like the entire office nation put a hold on your life just bc some old broad died has got to suck #here in the states we can celebrate and joke but y’allre gonna be seeing articles and it’s gonna b all over the radio for months I bet #‘why are you talking likes they’ve officially announced her death?’ I found a four leaf clover yesterday she’ll be dead by weeks end #one way or another #edit: jfc yallre in a recession too?? and the gov is gonna splurge on ceremonies??? and they say the states is a hell country #good luck out there brits o7 #edit 2: I’m American and I made this post before they even announced she was dead how was I supposed to know the details of who would #and would not be required to work in these circumstances? #‘shut down the country’ in an American ‘they shut down the government’ kinda of way. everything just gets a lil noticeably shittier. #this was a personal diary entry that’s been reprinted on pamphlets and thrown off a building balcony idk you people

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

『会社に行きたくないOLちゃん』フィギュア化 by 大嘘@コミティア１４７参加

#Original #Brown Hair #Green Eyes #Long hair #Office Lady #Stockings #Legs #Thighs #HOLY SHIT ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS GOT A FIGURE?! #YOU BET YOUR ASS I PRE-ORDERED IT

[berrysquared]

Intro page on Pearl for the Superhero au!

Shes a reporter trying to find out Hotguys and Cuteguys identities (with the help of her dog Tilly who is trained in breaking and entering the police office to get classified reports). She also has a fanclub

Pearl and (detective) Fasle have a long-standing rivalry going on over who can crack a case faster and their current race is over the superhero identities

(Also very sorry for how long this took to post, i fooled around and had to do some woodworking for uni, will try to get things out faster <3)

#pearlescentmoon #grian #hermitcraft #hotguy the siege #mcyt fanart #falsesymmetry #berry art #reporter!​pearl is a bit dumb sometimes but she’s amazing #she does have a fanclub. it has two presidents currently #star of the whole au actually #no one else matters #also i bet the police office have a running betting system over who can get cases figured out faster; pearl or false #they are currently going head in head me thinks #superhero au

[monarchamos]

thinking abt an au where dazai convinces chuuya to ditch the pm and join the ada and he gives chuuya his trench coat bc "its tradition for new recruits to receive a piece of clothing from the person who brought them in"

also chuuya totally has to hem it and it STILL is nearly floor-length and he has to actually tie its belt and it goes off his shoulders (yk like that one official art that everyone loves you know the one)

dazai's like “chuuya you dont actually have to wear it if it really is too big we literally have a 21 cm height diff i understand”

but chuuya is so adamant on wearing it bc its the first sign he's gone into the light and it reminds him of detective murase and its a gift from dazai he can't just not wear the oversized trench coat

UPDATE: I drew it

#chuuya walks into the office on the first day and kunikida goes “dazai why is the missing mafia executive in our office WEARING YOUR COAT?” #and yosano is giving him this smug ass look like “oh they fucked” and ranpo starts a betting pool abt it #also chuuya has a red shirt like how dazai has a blue shirt bc they really do be the red/blue gays #i need to post the design one of these days bc im insane #also chuuya still keeps his hat bc he tried to give it back to verlaine but verlaine's all like no chuuya you should keep it #also he keeps his hat bc i couldnt take away chuuya being called mr fancy hat by ranpo #verlaine is so happy his little brother is living a good human life he even helps his escape #bsd #soukoku #bsd au #dazai drags chuuya into the ada au

[lokiiied]

just some lokius frames from s2 ep1 that make me sick:

bonus:

#lmaooo #yk it’s a good day at the tva when you catch that god who kind of works here now #and the guy who’s tried to talk to you about jetskis on some fruity behaviour #cuz you’ve heard the gossip but you haven’t gotten to witness it yourself #bet he’s gonna go tell his office mates #loki #loki season 2 #mobius #lokius #loki spoilers

[violent138]

Definitely once, while Nightwing was giving Gordon an update on a case, there were three beeps in the distance and Nightwing tilted his head down to listen to a non-existent police radio.

"My bad." Nightwing shook his head and laughed. "What was I saying?"

Gordon narrowed his eyes, because he just did that too. "You're a cop??"

And Nightwing's laugh dies in horror.

#my headcanon #nightwing #jim gordon #officer dick grayson #i bet this a running joke #headcanon #dc comics #batman

[owcaunion]

Agent P, Agent P, and Agent P

#neek stash #phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #pinky the chihuahua #peter the panda #these three get assigned together in missions the most #perry and peter have a dysfunctional friendship tm #they settled their differences after it's about time and meapless in seattle in a joint mission #now they are kind of friends?? idk everyone in owca is also confused if they get along or not #pinky whenever someone in the office comments abt how confused they are abt perry and peter's friendship: you get used to it #peter is now perry's biggest wingman along with pinky #but thats because they're in a betting pool at owca #even carl is involved in said betting pool

[queenoftheimps]

Armand: [Daniel] wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting you together how he sees fit. Louis: It's his job. Armand: It's his drug. He's reveling in it. >:( Daniel, in the other room: I wonder if I can watch the Mets on TV from Dubai.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand de romanus #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #that whole exchange is so very hilariously projection and i love it #YES WHO IN THIS PENTHOUSE LIKES TO BE IN CONTROL OF OTHERS #I WONDER #I BET IT'S DEFINITELY THE OLD GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN GET HIS PARKINSON'S IV IN A REAL DOCTOR'S OFFICE WHILE HE'S HERE

[thespiritssaidso]

I feel like at some point during the show Shawn should have made a bet that he could solve a case without using his (fake) psychic powers.

#it would’ve been great #he’d just be solving the case like normal and absolutely winning the bet #OR #he could be struggling #because now he doesn’t have an excuse for when he breaks into someone’s house or office #psych #shawn spencer #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych show #psych tv show

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Mmmmmm new genre, free-to-torture hero!!! have funnnn cute butt~

These were probably the first ten minutes in the last twenty-four hours which were bearable. Assessing the situation was difficult, given the lack of information the hero had.

A lot of broken ribs and neither their femur nor their back were doing so well either. In truth, the hero was quite sure they wouldn’t survive this. The first hours or so had been alright: even though they didn’t have any weapons, they were doing pretty well, fighting against whoever came through that door, but with time, they’d grown weaker and with that, were subdued by the torture and violence.

“I came as soon as I heard. An opportunity like this attracts many flies.” The hero looked up at their nemesis who seemed uncharacteristically unfocused. They avoided the hero’s eyes, walking up and down the small room the supervillain had set up. “You got a lot of fans waiting for you outside.”

The hero didn’t answer. They were exhausted, ready for the villain’s fist or a knife. With the only rule being “don’t kill the hero,” they were ready for a lot worse. A few broken bones were merciful.

But the villain didn’t lash out. Instead they walked over to the hero and crouched down.

“How many people were in here?” The hero shrugged and it was the truth: they didn’t know. Time was weird here. It was weird when they were outside of their normal routines. “Alright…”

The villain sighed and to the hero’s huge surprise they opened a water bottle.

“It’s cold, so be careful,” they warned and buried their hand in the hero’s hair at the back of their head. They pulled a little, forcing the hero to lean back and drink when they connected the bottle with their lips.

And the hero did drink, greedily.

“Easy,” the villain said, decreasing the tilt of the bottle. “Take it easy.”

The hero grabbed the villain’s wrists weakly when they pulled away.

“It’s alright,” the villain mumbled. “It’s yours, okay?”

The hero didn’t let go of them, they couldn’t. They weren’t ready for more pain, for more broken bones.

Hell, they’d been in their apartment, all vulnerable when the supervillain had kidnapped them. They weren’t even sure if they could find peace again if they went home. Being torn out of their bed, drugged, beaten…they hadn’t had time to think about it but for some reason, all of it came crashing down on them.

With the little strength they had left, they pulled the villain towards them and the villain made a sound close to a yelp. They nearly fell onto the hero. However, they managed to put their hand on the wall behind their enemy and steady themselves.

Rather desperately, the hero realised that all the stability they had left came from their nemesis. An enemy they knew better than anyone, an enemy who knew them better than anyone. They cupped their face, thumbs on the villain’s cheeks and their other fingers around their jawline.

“I’m so glad you’re here,” the hero whispered. They were nose to nose and the distance between them was less than little. Lips nearly touching. They were breathing the same air, each other’s air, looking at each other, holding each other…

“I…” the villain began but didn’t manage to finish. They couldn’t seem to concentrate today. Their eyes dropped to the hero’s lips but jumped back up in the split of a second.

“Do they pay to be in here?” the hero asked. It was a question that had just crossed their mind. If there was one thing more humiliating than being locked up and tortured, it was someone else making money with it.

“…at first, no. The supervillain changed their mind, though. 10,000 for ten minutes. 75,000 for an hour,” they said. They started to move softly, letting their fingertips go over the hero’s torso. Whenever they touched a broken rib, the hero hissed, tears forming in their eyes and it was with great despair that they caught themselves wanting to beg.

They hadn’t begged. Hadn’t sobbed when the others didn’t pull their punches. But right now, with the villain touching them, the hero wanted to beg and cry. They wanted to completely shatter in the villain’s arms.

“I wanted to pay more but they only let me do an hour,” the villain said gently. “I don’t think I can do much in that time, but…”

They’d brought painkillers, bandages, food…the hero wanted to cry their eyes out and come with them but they also knew that both of them would be killed as soon as they came out of that door.

“I’ll find a way to get you out of here. One of my henchmen is coming by later today as well. He’ll bring you something warm to eat.” They started working on the hero’s torso, bandaging wounds and stitching the nasty ones. The whole time, the hero needed to touch them, needed to feel their skin on theirs.

More than once, the villain reminded them that they needed both hands to stitch the wound.

“You’ll be out by tomorrow, I promise. I know it’s too much to ask for but…I need you to hold on a little more.”

The hero nodded weakly but their tears wouldn’t stop when the hour was over.

pt. 2

#for my dear friend Epiclamer ;) #you can bet all of ur money that this villain destroyed their whole office out of frustration #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request #h/c

[alleesaur]

Portrait of a businessman

#oc #digital art #art #oc art #scopo tw #scopophobia #eye contact #dangerous spaghetti man #he has this in his office i bet #i suppose he isn’t really a businessman but he is a man of business mindset

[declamationark]

Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on

#danny phantom #dp x dc prompts #batfamily #danny tiptoes invisibly into the batcave to leave notes: I am so stealthy they'll never know I'm here #meanwhile everyone is just staring at the faint footmarks he leaves in the floor #the folders slide up a tinyyyy bit and the sticky note shows up and danny tiptoes-skeddadles out of there #the footmarks continue away from the cave in a tiptoe-skeddadle pace #he completely forgot he can fly out #tim dials up his conspiracy hobby to trick Danny into thinking he's a ghost enthusiast #now danny writes in a dusty mirror to freak him out #ha #you're actually communicating with us now #plan successful :3 #bruce is just doing ceo stuff in his office when the room feels kinda cold #there's frost in the grandfather clock #danny is hugging it cuz he misses his fam and his ghostdad #bruce starts doing dad jokes “for practice” and danny groans but is comforted #I bet jack fenton does dad jokes sometimes #Alfred pretends some of his cookies don't go missing