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irtifuck · 10 months

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Hangman: If I'm gonna be your ex, then it means your ex.

Rooster: I didn't understand.

Hangman: It stands for exitus. If I'm your ex, you're dead, Bradshaw. As in, I'll be your death.

Rooster: ... Is that a threat?

Hangman: Yes.

Rooster: *after a pause* Sexy.

#hangster #sereshaw #dark humor #top gun incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #q #offensive humor #offensive humour #dark humour

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rosebushstuff · 2 months

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Ok, i'll admit, that sign was way to funny not to make art of (∗❛௦❛∗)

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#south park #sp nathan #nathan south park #nathan pots #south park fanart #drawing #digital art #art #offensive humor

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issavibe405 · 2 years

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zatdummesmadchen · 2 years

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How yandere mfs flirt:

#yandere #yandere meme #yanderecore #yandere girl #yandere boy #yandere community #tw yandere #hetalia #bnha #twisted wonderland #dark memes #offensive humor #hazbin hotel #dark humour tw #boku no hero academia #attack on titan #jujutsu kaisen #demon slayer #toxic behavior

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dark-drawssss · 5 months

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Unfunny Slavic lesbian tries to be funny after enjoying Postal 2, fails miserably.

Important Note: I am in no way fatphobic nor am I trying to say that plus sized people are bad in any way, this is just some offensive humor!

#postal #postal 2 #running with scissors #postal memes #memes #meme humor #offensive memes #postal dude #postal fanart #postal game #postal dude fanart #fanart #offensive humor #offensive jokes #gonna try a pacifist run and then i'm watching the movie #i wanna finish that run so that i can feel the full chaos of the movie

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burningchandelier · 1 year

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Foamy the Squirrel would have done numbers on Tumblr for the one episode about Eye Stigmata and then gotten canceled for everything else

#ancient memes #foamy the squirrel #trash internet comedy #2000s internet #offensive humor #neurotically yours #ill will press #pill-z the squirrel #back in the day this is what we had!#we had this and salad fingers okay!?

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the-official-jk-rowling · 8 months

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Amazing author Joanne,

My trans sister is in need of a name that is befitting of her newly discovered gender identity. Due to your incredible allyship with the transgender community, I would like to ask if perhaps you have any name suggestions?

Well, like one of my characters (I've mentioned on this account): Jezebelle. I also can recommend..

Tranity (like a cool twist on Trinity!), Manya (because it's a man), Manha..oh boy I can continue with the ones that start with man.

Or Shima!

#parody #satirical #satire #i do not support jkr #jk rowling #anti jk rowling #anti jkr #fuck jkr #tw jkr #jkr is trash #screw jkr #i hate jkr #jk rowling's ask box #tw jk rowling #jk rowling is trash #fuck transphobes #transphobes are terrorists #transphobes are stupid #offensive humor

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vandalaxa · 2 years

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Toralei fr needs a nap

#monster high #twitter #offensive humor #toralei stripe #heath burns #porter geiss #howleen wolf #clawdeen wolf #clawd wolf #draculaura

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sno0pidity · 6 months

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GARFIELD!!!!! WHY IS JEFFERY EPSTEIN HANGING ON OUR CEILING???!?!???!

#garfield #shitpost #mildly offensive #offensive humor #heeheee #jeffery epstein

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starspeckledgalaxy · 9 months

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OMG, i've been meaning to share this with SOMEone, so bk in college as me and my friend were leaving math I made a joke about Twitter feminists and cancel culture to which my friend (completely dumbfounded) just muttered after a few moments: "Uh… uh.. I- i'm… helicopter." then this guy in our class who happens to be gay and trans turns around like: "OMG LIKE SHUT UP YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC!" My friend (who is a PANSEXUAL THEY/THEM) remarks: "Bro we're LGBT too (i'm asexual) we're not homophobic, it was just a dumb joke!" He legit says: "Just 'cause you're LGBT doesn't give you the right to be homophobic."

we was legit DUMBSTRUCK over his response, like… When he saw we'd shut up out of confusion he gave us one last glare before sassily walking off as his two girl besties flipped their hairs at us and followed him 💀like Sir, life is not a high school movie and you ain't the main character, you can't go your entire life without laughing at your own community at some point like c'mon.

#lgbtq #college #offensive humor

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michaelofgondor · 1 year

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