Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire
In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun
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kipperlilly apparently has a problem with the bad kids getting preferential treatment at school, but the ratgrinders have only ever fought rats and spiders, which means their party somehow made it to junior year without having to do the mandatory sophomore year quest that’s worth 60% of their grade.
like the bad kids had to go on an incredibly dangerous, almost impossible quest where nearly every member of the party was killed at some point and which required them to give away all of their money, leaving multiple members in financial trouble, just to be able to pass sophomore year. meanwhile, the ratgrinders either didn’t have to go on a quest or it was so incredibly easy that they didn’t have to fight a single monster to accomplish it.
so which party is getting special treatment again???
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ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
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Thinking about struggling to ride Mammon so he just grabs your hips and fucks you on himself
You start off whining and trying as hard as you can to bounce on his cock, but your thighs are burning and you collapse on his chest crying about how it’s too much and you can’t do it.
He kisses the top of your head as he puts his hands on either sides of your hips, “it’s ok treasure I gotcha.” He says softly as he lifts you up and slams you down on himself causing you to cry out.
You grip his shoulders tightly, digging your nails in as he continues to fuck you on himself, using you as his own personal cock sleeve until he cums inside you with a loud moan.
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i cannot stop thinking about when cameron told foreman she and chase had sex and foreman was like “ house would do wilson before you would do chase . “ and cameron was like “ no , you would do house and wilson before i would do chase “ girl what did you mean . what did you mean .
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my biggest aftg head canon is that andrew is just a silly little guy—like his meds didn’t change his personality he was just more easily distractable and had less of a filter so all the stupid little jokes he made are his own
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