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gimmethatagustd · 1 year

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Alright motherfucker give me Yoongi or Jimin for Spotify wrapped drabbles and give me number 7. If 7 is taken, I will take 17, 70 or 77 🤪

Sometimes I resent God, asking why he made me live a life like this / What I’m doing, and if I love music at all / Sometimes I ask myself again, ‘if it’s possible to go back / Will you go back?’ Well, I’ll have to think more about that

» pairing: jimin x f!reader

» wc/date: 1k | December 2022

» warnings: alcohol | an attempt at sex lol | "go home jimin you're drunk" | self-esteem issues

» masterlist | AO3 | send me ur thots 👅

» notes: i made the mistake of writing this high so i'm sorry if it doesn't make sense 😬

[TaeTae] y did u let jm buy 100k whiskey

[You] what

[TaeTae] ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR WHISKEY

[TaeTae] ON MY TAB

[TaeTae] Y/N

[TaeTae] i kno i can afford it but pls stop him next time. this hurts my head

Before you had a chance to respond to your distressed friend, your phone was being chucked across the room. It narrowly missed the glass vase of orchids gifted by Namjoon on the coffee table.

“Park Jimin!”

“Pay attention to me, it’s my birthday.”

Your boyfriend pressed his face into the crook of your neck. Sure, he wasn’t a big guy, but having all his weight lean into your front created a momentum you couldn’t fight. The two of you stubbled backward until your legs hit the edge of the couch. The impact of your back hitting the cushions, only to have Jimin’s whole body land on top of you, made you gasp.

“Jimin,” you groaned. “Too heavy.”

The smell of (allegedly $100,000) whiskey strangled out of you what little air you had left in your lungs. It didn’t matter, though; you were distracted.

Jimin licked up the center of your throat while he pinned your wrists above your head. “My favorite birthday present,” he mumbled against your skin.

You were too drunk, yet not drunk enough, for this aggressively horny behavior, and you definitely knew Jimin was too drunk for it. His movements were uncoordinated as he rolled his hips against yours, repeatedly grinding his hardening cock into the inside of your thigh. It would’ve been hot if his leather pants weren’t chaffing you to hell.

The pressure on your chest was released when Jimin rested back on his knees in between your thighs. Despite the throbbing that began to pulse between your thighs, you internally groaned when Jimin released you and sat back to rip off his shirt. This is what you got for dating a super hot celebrity with dangerous charisma and too strong of a libido. The dehydration headache building up started to throb to match the feeling between your thighs.

“Babe, we need water.” Jimin lifted your leg to put over his shoulder and your voice wavered. “Park Jimin, you need to drink water.”

“No I don’t,” Jimin slurred against your calf, only pausing his mumbling to suck at your skin. “I need to eat you out. Didn’t get my birthday dessert.”

You didn’t need to get out your “bossy girlfriend voice” (as Jimin rudely called it) to put him in his place, though. One moment Jimin was trailing kisses down your leg, and the next he was stumbling down the hall with his hand over his mouth. It was hard to catch your breath when you had to listen to Jimin in the bathroom throwing up probably every organ in his body.

Fuck, at least he didn’t puke on you.

With a groan, you hauled yourself off the couch to follow your baby of a boyfriend. He looked rather pathetic with his back against the wall across from the toilet.

He turned to stare at you with red, teary eyes. “I hate myself.”

“Oh, Jiminie,” you said with a sigh. You wrapped his arms around his torso, allowing him to slump until his head rested on your shoulder. “Everyone throws up.”

Jimin buried his face into your neck with a slow shake of his head. “I don’t know why I keep doing this.”

“Doing what?” You knew he didn’t mean your relationship, but fuck was that the first thing that flashed into your mind.

“Fucking myself over.”

It was all he needed to say. You understood what stayed hidden beneath the general sentiment. Overindulgence - your boyfriend’s greatest sin. Drinking until he got sick. Spending money like it would never run out (and, somehow, you were sure it wouldn’t ever run out). Pushing himself to sing song after song until honey in his tea and the fans’ praise weren’t even enough to soothe his sore throat.

“Come on, get up.” You pushed yourself off the floor before holding your hand out for Jimin to take. “Your breath smells like ass and it’s four in the morning.”

You were met with grumbles, but Jimin complied. You’d found he functioned best with you telling him what to do. It seemed like a comfort, but you weren’t going to overthink it. Instead, you thrust Jimin’s toothbrush into his clammy hands.

“I wanna go to bed.” You both knew whining was pointless, but Jimin did it every time. Perhaps he was being optimistic.

“Teethbrushing and then bed.” You gave him a hard look in the mirror.

“Fine.”

“Don’t pout at me.”

“No.” The defiance was spoken around the toothbrush. You wanted to point out that he couldn’t pout while he was brushing his teeth, so you were the true winner here. But you didn’t. You waited until the two of you were finished and you were gently guiding Jimin toward the bedroom with secure hands on his shoulders. By then what you wanted to say morphed into something else, anyway.

“Tomorrow is another day, Jimin.”

He gave you an aggressive eye roll and flung his leather pants across the room as he’d done with your phone. So fucking dramatic. “Duh.”

“I mean, it’s another opportunity to do something different, y’know?” You wiggled beneath the blanket, expectant eyes waiting for Jimin to follow you. When he did, you latched onto him again, your body practically smothering his.

Jimin twisted around to face you. He searched your face, probably for a sign that you were teasing him. You knew he wouldn’t find anything of the sort; you were serious.

“I know.”

“Good. Now please don’t puke on me while I’m sleeping. I will never sleep in the same bed with you ev-”

“I won’t, oh my goddd, why are you being like this?" Jimin whined and tried to pry your arms from his waist.

“I’m just saying!”

With an overly-exasperated sigh, he let you snuggle him closer.

Maybe you were too flippant about life, but you never worried much about the way you thought things should be like Jimin did. You’d rather consider how they were and then decide how you wanted to move on from there. One day Jimin would figure it out; you were sure of it. But for now, you let him sleep.

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hermesserpent-stuff · 24 days

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u kno the drill. spoilers for stolen heir below!!

“We would like to adopt you and your brother as our brothers.”

Viggo says calmly. Dagur jerks away teeth flashing while he grabs the back of Hiccup’s fur vest and tugs his little brother up and back. He is so very pissed.

“Is this why you brought our boat here instead of the Markets?! To try and trap us in some sort of- You don't even really want me!! You just want Hiccup! For his designs!”

Accusations come quickly, and they kill the flicker of hope that had rested in Hiccup’s eyes for just a second. Hope that Dagur is man enough to admit sent a spark of jealousy. But he also does believe his words. Dagur shoves Hiccup behind him and makes a quick sign to his little brother out of view of the Grimborns. He then pulls his ax, ready to be a distraction. Ryker speaks, voice too calm.

“We want both of you equally.”

“Don't LIE to me. I hate it when adults do that!”

He howls and spins his ax. Both Grimborn’s have their eyes on him good. Good. He will buy Hiccup time.

“Ryker is not lying. We want to take care of you. Have our past actions not proven that?”

Viggo asks sounding for all the world like Dagur had hurt his feelings. But it has to be a lie! Who, other than Hiccup, would genuinely want him?? No one wanted him. Not really. They just wanted something from him. That is all. So he has to get him and his brother off of this island. This trap of an island that they had been dragged to while too ill to say no or resist.

“You brought us here to make it harder to get away from you! To force us into saying yes! Well, it! WILL! NOT! WORK!”

He swings and is then fighting both brothers who just block. They do not fight back. Dagur silently notes that Hiccup is gone and mentally calculates how long it would take his brother to get back to the boat without being spotted and prep it for sea travel. He is so glad that he had gotten it repaired first thing while waiting for Hiccup to start feeling better.

“This is not a trap!”

Ryker yells back as metal clangs against each other. He snarls loudly and then roars like a dragon as he twists and thrusts. He slices Rykers left hand shallowly and kicks out Viggo’s legs. Then he is off like a shot through the door, clambering the side of the nearest hut with the tree climbing skills he gained while following after Hiccup. He runs from roof top to metal rooftop, using momentum to help himself fling across gaps. He can hear yells filling the village and sees people heading for the docks. He needs to be there first. He gets within yelling range and screams at Hiccup.

“Sail!! I’ll swim.”

His brother hesitates and then undoes the rope morning the Hopeful Puffin to the dock and unfurls the sial. Dagur leaps down from the roof, rolling and dodging hands that try to stop him. One last check to his ax to make sure it is secure to his back, and he is at the edge of the dock.

He dives into the water and powerfully swims through the salty water, gaining on the tiny ship. Hiccup tosses him a rope and then he clambers on. Then he pulls out the two massive oars he made while on the Acumens island to prevent what happened from ever happening again and dips them into the water to give just a little more speed. The other ships were not ready to set sail on the island behind them but it would not take them long. What the Hopeful Puffin had going for it was her tiny stature and quick build, aided by the pounding oars. He throws his back into it and pushes and pushes. Hiccup mans the rudder and they flee. Flee as night falls, flee as day breaks, flee as the wind stutters. Hiccup keeps an out behind them and calls out as their pursuers vanish across the horizon line. They make it back to their island but Dagur refuses to stop until they are hidden in the center of their home.

He collapses after stumbling into the cave. He lays as Hiccup moves about and

“I… I think they might have been genuine Dagur.”

Hiccup breaks the silence between them for the first time in two days. Dagur snarls.

“Not talking about it.”

“But-”

“Hiccup, I don't want to lose you to another tribe. Please, just… can we talk about it later?”

But later never came lmao dragons came first. ^_^

#hermes speaks #dagur the deranged #hiccup haddock #httyd #httyd au #stolen heir au

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vacantgodling · 8 months

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Tell me about the most ridiculous occurrences and most terrible arguments (on- or off-screen) in Sixteen Candles and Celestial Weddings! - @void-botanist

thank you for asking rose!! <3

i don't have much written for celestial weddings and a lot of it is gonna be more sappy and romance, not so much ridiculous happenings so i'm gonna p much just focus on sixteen candles for this LMAO.

a lot of sixteen candles i do "technically" want to rewrite, just to align more with the developments i've made, though i think a lot of the convos may still be the same lmao. so from my old draft some of the most ridiculous arguments/occurrences are:

getting upset with ranger for fucking the CEO of the bar he works at and (1) not telling anyone where he was (2) being gone for the entire weekend without anyone knowing where he was (this wasn't them being upset that he had sex but more like we were worried about your safety also..... fucking your boss is.....)

ranger and roger fighting over whether star wars or star trek is better:

Hanger Rick (ranger): eowugfdsfnrjwkfktnejekdntjejeje kill me (roger): FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME Hanger Rick: F I G H T M E VaniVee (vani): ???? What’s happening??? Why are you two fighting??? Nanette: From what I understand, Roger said that Star Trek was better than Star Wars and the two of them have been arguing ever since. VaniVee: For an hour??? :00 kill me: from what you understand??? kill me: NAN YOU’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME Nanette: I stopped paying attention because I don’t have an opinion.

if roger can outdrink ranger (he can't. no one can. its ungodly how much liquor ranger can put away)

this entire bit:

Nanette: The secret’s out Ranger. Nanette: You are an alien. Hanger Rick: gasp Hanger Rick: all this time i never thought anyone would find me out… kill me: Oh my god. Hanger Rick: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nanette: I don’t have to. The government will accept a dead specimen just as much as a live one. Hanger Rick: nan how… how could you?! Nanette: -cocks gun- Sayonara, Mr. Alien.

ranger and tucker are the most likely to bitch at each other about things and one of the things they constantly bicker about is spelling. tucker misspells stuff on purpose specifically because it gets on ranger's nerves

Park Hanger (ranger): SPELL MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU ASSHOLE sunbolian 689 (tucker): ;D Park Hanger: DON’T YOU FUCKING WINK AT ME

and speaking of the two of them, whether channing tatum or chris hemsworth is better:

Team Thor (ranger): this fucking idiot thinks that channing tatum is better than chris hemsworth Team Thor: he is fucking MISTAKEN Magic Mike 4ever (tucker): DAS BULLSHIT ND U KNO IT RNGR downtown blues (roger): Are you fucking kidding me?

and speaking of roger, a more serious argument/discussion they got is over roge's internalized homophobia :((( his family sucks bad and he's internalized a lot of stuff (but all his friends are queer, and he himself is questioning but he just struggles with it)

the boys (ranger/roger/tucker) arguing about tucker's very obvious but thank-god-vani-is-oblivious crush thats 13 years and counting (also for context, they all have sleep overs quite often)

sigh (roger): Oh, so, what would you call her sleeping in her panties and one of your shirts that you LEFT AT HER HOUSE BEFORE AND NEVER GOT BACK TUCKER????? range rover (ranger): TBH I THOUGHT YOU GUYS FUCKED BUT YOUR AGGRESSIVE NECK SLITTING MOTION TOLD ME OTHERWISE range rover: ALSO YOUR SEVERE LACK OF HICKEYS. Vani’s Romeo (tucker): OMFG Y WOULD WE FCK IF U GUYZ WRE ALL DERE????????? range rover: listen. don’t let us stop you from getting a good dicking

but also tucker and ranger get into a huge fight about how well they know and care about each other (its a lot of backstory but the two of them are the biggest hotheads so they tend to get into it the most often)

"magnet-ologist"

who cares you know who i am anyway (ranger): we all remember your shitty braces roge tarvak gilfensparrow (tucker): i rmbr wen u got ur braces stuk on a magnet gena rose brought 4 career day who cares you know who i am anyway: lmao wait why the fuck did gena rose bring a magnet for career day who cares you know who i am anyway: is the magnet her father?? what?? tarvak gilfensparrow: lololol she said da magnet was her mthr tarvak gilfensparrow: waz suppsed 2 represent hr or somthin cuz hr mum waz a magnet-tologist Nanette: Is that even an occupation? tarvak gilfensparrow: lmao idk return of the sis (roger): The technical term is probably “geomagnetist”

so those are all the big ones i think! i know there'll be more when i revamp this properly <3 i love these idiots

#s: sixteen candles #ren writing

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wrdn-tabris · 8 months

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a little life update :-)

(pls help i need advice)

i have this friend. two friends actually. i went to visit them recently (june)

friend 1, lets call her cat had asked friend two, lets call her bee, to move down with her. bee agreed. issues immediately started. bee was off her meds and didnt want to get back on them, and started picking fights with cat, treating her badly and etc bc thats what bee used to do when she still lived with her mom. pick fights when her mood dropped and get into screaming matches (tho its not like her mom didnt also pick fights with her)

cats telling me abt this at this time and i feel bad bc i feel like i wasnt being a good friend mostly bc i didnt have the energy to hear abt how terrible it was going for her. i was going thru a lot when it started which isnt her fault or my fault, but i feel bad for not being more supportive. so cat stopped telling me abt it, bc i didnt know what to do or how to fix things. i thought stuff resolved itself but i went and visited and it hasnt. really.

so i arrive. bee doesnt come with cat to pick me up, which, ok disappointing but i understood she was tired. she didnt come to eat with us either. which also sad

next day cat asks for some rent money to get herself lunch, bc she forgot to make smth to eat before leaving and cat couldnt and wouldnt give their rent money so she could get lunch. so she asked us to bring her lunch from mcdonalds if she ordered somthing bc she had points on the app, and we had to decide tht if we are driving tht far out to where she works we might as well do something over there. cat asks if we should invite her partner with us and i agreed bc i wanted to meet him. we go to pick up her lunch, she asks me to buy her something rather than ordering smth off the app, which, feels :/ to assume ill just buy it for her. i would have if she asked but she just sent me her order. mybe an asshole move of my to say 'uhhh sure if ur able to order it off the app???'

get the food, fight thru traffic to get to her, have to fight thru parking traffic to get out of where she works. we end up visiting this old military fort and hang out for a few hours and when we come back we think bee is asleep. its like. 7:30? 8:00?

so i try to inflate the blow up bed i got for them to use for when they have other guests sleep over and me and cats bf wake her up while im trying to figure out how to work it so she comes out and snaps at us. i apologize for being loud, promise to be quieter but im inflating the air mattress so i might be loud for a few minutes. the ENTIRE time im inflating it shes standing there arms crossed glaring at us and clearing her throat the entire time. and maybe its just me but??? i find that to be a little fucking rude tbqh. me and the bf are guests and its making me feel unwelcome and regretting the money i spent to come visit her. anyways cat comes out from the bathroom bc bee is still there clearing her throat with her arms crossed even after i finished fixing up the air mattress, and its quiet as hell bc me and bf are both uncomfy. cat gets mad and upset bc were guests in their home and she shouldnt be treating her like tht. shes upset we woke her up but surprise surprise shes even MORE upset i met cats partner before hers bc she wanted it to all be 'together' even tho i agreed to meet bf bc i did! want to meet him! and that we went to the fort without her.

anyways.

i apologize to her abt that bc i wanted to meet him but shes like 'no cat knew i wanted to do this thing' which fair.

the rest of the week goes ok. i get to meet her partner and theyre so nice and funny and i was super excited to meet them. we hit off great. we get lunch with one of cats friends, bee remarks abt 'oh i used to get so upset abt ppl being happier than me, enjoyed making ppl unhappy and would go out of my way to do so, bc i didnt like that they were happy and i wasnt' i buy bee a present for her birthday and u kno week ends i go home, and turns out bees partner comes out to her abt some things and bee freaks out, gets super upset and reacts really poorly. starts crying and going off abt being betrayed and etc.

turns out partner breaks up with her the next day bc they were uncomfortable with the reaction and then she starts crying and going off again abt feeling betrayed and upset and wanting to kill herself and tht they told her they loved her and would never leave and etc etc etc amongst other 'its not faiiiir' reactions. i still hold the opinion she was upset bc they broke up with her first.

cat calls her out for her behavior and that shes saying some very inappropriate things and tht ex isnt an awful person. bee ends up demanding all the gifts she gave ex back and wanted to know what ex would be doing with special gifts they got her before they both broke up.

i honestly end up quite. disgusted? with her behavior bc any time she broke up with someone while she lived separately from cat, shed ghost us and wed only get her side of the story. cat all but ends up moving in with her partner bc bee refuses to clean up after herself and keeps making a mess of things and its just a bad living situation.

cat tells bee tht shes not thinking of renewing their lease at the end of the year bc she cant handle living like this and bee lashes out. ends up making a mess of their kitchen and breaking some of cats things.

she also uses special non stick stuff of cats and uses metal on it (which ur not supposed to do) and keeps using cats own dishes and dishes she got from her grandma and doesnt clean them or anything.

my thing is. i dont know what to do. i kinda wanna stop our friendship bc im upset at how shes treating our other mutual friend. but i dont know if i should talk to her bc ive asked cat if i should try and talk to her to get her to see tht shes not being a good friend and cats told me not to, mostly bc she refuses to see shes wrong. im leaning towards wanting to follow her advice bc she has been living with bee but also it feels so scummy not to say anything esp when i know shes going to be going thru a difficult time in the next few months. however if i talk to her, i dont want to cause her to lash out at bee or have any of her things that are still at their apartment broken bc bees already proven to lash out and break other peoples things when shes upset at them, and i dont want to make it any worse for her.

bee would tend to ghost us when she was stll living with her mother, so much so tht we wouldnt hear from her for weeks or months, esp when she was feeling bad. i would try to reach out to her just to make sure she was fucking alive lmao. im worried if i were to reach out and ask abt all this and end with our friendship splitting off, shed do something drastic like hurt herself. i want to reach out and try to salvage what i feel is a dissolving friendship but i also dont want to be friends with this type of person unless shes worked on herself. i still love and care for her but like i know who i would stick by if i had to which... feels bad to say and sucks but th fact is i am closer with cat, mostly bc when bee would ghost us me and cat would still talk and we have more in common.

i want to talk and ask her why she would do and say these things and treat ppl she loves like this but ive been told not to but it would feel wrong not to at least. reach out. i dont know what to do.

AITA?

#cara speaks #the aita at the end is a joke but genuinely #i dont know what to do here #pls dont feel. obligated to respond to this or give advice i just do not know what to do

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sparring-spirals · 2 years

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ok but imogen’s recklessness this ep? off the charts. girl literally threw herself off the side of a flying ship to go meet the giant sand squid the minute she got the chance. and then the absolute remorseless way she (and laudna) fried through two of the attackers, I think this is the first time she’s killed actual people since the start of the campaign (maybe in her pre-campaign past she has) but compared to orym who was very deliberately not trying to kill and Ashton who had every right to after that mental attack but restraining themself from it. anyways love ur metas and would love to kno what u think!

First of all: thank you! :D. Second of all: hoo BOY listen, Imogen's particular blend of anxiety and recklessness and sheer ruthlessness combined with her occasionally-fucky moral compass remains one of my favorite things about her to pick apart, so thank you for that as well.

And like- (I'm so sorry, this fully derailed as i wrote it), as I always love to discuss: IMO, Imogen and the way her ruthlessness and control issues and tunnel vision tendencies coincide- especially in crises- make absolute perfect sense for her.

Just. Given the nature of her powers, given the way her life was uprooted and continues to be tormented by things so far out of her control. (People just existing around her, eroding both her mental wellbeing and faith in humanity. Nightmares that she can never anticipate, and until recently could do nothing about.) And worrying, constantly, about the way things might go wrong, the way her choices and actions might backfire, (because for a while it seems like Everything That Could Go Wrong, Did!).

So like. The way that Imogen tends to- sort of tunnel vision, during fights and tenser moments, and how she can opt towards, uh more permanent solutions (murder), towards certainty when trying to solve problems (press the button a third time), the way Imogen under pressure almost always prefers to just. Grab situations with her hands (her mind) and just. Force them into shape. (Magically Commanding enemies to stop, to listen. Putting herself front and center for a lie.)

(Flinging herself off of a skyship to just directly communicate with a fuck-all huge sand squid).

And then THAT, combined with how her moral compass can sometimes be a little............... uncalibrated, at time. Suppressed until after the incident passes, and she, for example, turns to Orym and goes “I think I might’ve taken that a little bit far.”

Like. Holy shit. Terrible. Terrifying. So questionable. And makes perfect sense to me, character wise, and I adore it.

And so, to get back to your original point- YEAH, it definitely seems like it kicks up in severity the more things in the background are going wrong, especially when uh. The person who checks in the most with her is uh. ...you know. Involved in the current conflict :(. It's consistent, the way that something going wrong makes her more likely to- tighten her grip elsewhere, so to speak.

Its all about that control, isn't it? All about pushing everything else down to fix a Current Crisis, all about trying to ensure certainty. Act first, regret after.

(And not to derail this AGAIN, but that comparison to Ashton is just- 👌 spicy. Because, if I may speculate WILDLY, I think both Ashton and Imogen have a sort of crisis/rage mode, and a non crisis/rage mode. But despite the benefits that mode provides, Ashton seems to have more experience pulling themself back out of it as needed. While Imogen...

... maybe doesn't.

Shit, maybe this needs its own meta.)

anyway SORRY this got wildly off track, but i appreciated this question very much.

edit; also for full clarity, i fucking adore imogen and i think she deserves to go a little apeshit. as a treat. <3

#when will i be able to talk about imogen being ruthless without spending 2+ paragraphs gushing about it as a character trait for her #whoops. anyway this was a very indulgent question for me specifically thank you. i have no idea if i answered your question. sorry.#critical role #cr spoilers #imogen temult #c3e24 #character meta #imogen meta #my meta #speculation #RAMPANT speculation #i might write a separate thing about ashton/imogen once i watch the ep properly bc you made a Very Good Observation here #spar speaks #ask away!#this post is a prime example of 'if i have more than 2 excited thoughts about a char meta at a time the entire thing devolves into a mess'#im sorry about how this ping ponged around a bit i just got excited 😅#update: the ashton imogen meta is written. is it a mess? yes. but its written.

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jadenvargen · 2 years

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your kiraodo melted through my brain like acid and feels like someone smooching my heart directly!!! but also jay what odo childhood novel (and is it good and should I read it)

ACH i’m glad I really love ’em… omg I have so much to say about the novels I feel like I’m gonna ramble for a hundred years but TLDR; they’re the terok nor trilogy and they’re called night of the wolves, dawn of the eagles, day of the vipers, and are about the occupation of Bajor from the cardassian DS9. the ones concerning baby odo’s upbringing are dawn of the eagles and night of the wolves:)

honestly i skimmed them a lot for character parts because the writing and OCs didn’t really have me hooked personally, but oh man those parts were stellar. It skips a lot since it follows a lot of chsracters but we get Odo learning to talk, babbling like a baby and being a creepy little slime baby not knowing how to make a real body :) Just adored it! Also his basic education, confusion about gender(yayyy), confusion about identity, and very downplayed but still present mora brand parental abuse. more details and rambles about the novels and details under readmore LOL

Also, Odo’s first years outside. We also get his days as an officer. One ”oh huh” thing is that Mora says it’ll be at least 10 years til he’s can think and function like an adult when he starts working, (which I find particularly interesting as he remarks to Laas he first gained sentience 30 years ago in season 7— making him 23 at the start if the show, and the youngest core crew member any way you slice it.) (extra extra funny that In the beginning script Odo was pitched as a ”middle aged clint eastwood type”— gee, that changed quick!)

We also get Kira’s resistance days which I think tend to be written in a kind of corny YA fashion but it might be fun for some people! And also get a Quark Odo meeting much like in — and we also get Odo’s first-first time seeing Kira when she breaks into his lab, which I think is extra gender fun because he thinks she’s a boy before he’s like wait… she has a different vibe…. bit corny but fun:) Odo also helps out with Bajoran resistance fighting as he gains further understanding, and in fact it’s Kira who recommends him for the job of security chief at DS9 so Ok. Interesting.

Some Odo exerpts I think are very. Good! :]

All in all I’m kindof a snob when it comes to published writing and also I hate most DS9 novels they’re all well, tv tie-in novels but also theu’re either boring as hell, misogynist, racist, or like everyone is an evil sex pervert. The Terok Nor ones are fine, buuuut I would honestly skim if you’re not a diehard for lukewarm space politics, I don’t think the conflict or OCs are especially interwsting and the first book is just about Dukat and Doesn’t explore him in any way I personally find interesting. Dawn of the eagles can be found on internet archive but the others aren’t hard to find Somewhere if you catch my drift.

Also if by any chance you’re interested in any other DS9 pockets my two cents are the only ones that are fun are:

-the tempest

-vengeance

-devil in the sky

-saratoga but only the subplot where odo has to impersonate quark for a ferengi deal the sisko plotline is hell on earth😔

and a stitch in time is widely recommended but I’d skip tbh… or like the parts on ds9 with julian are good, but i cannot say i care at all for the cardassian maze runner divergent ghoul school, nor the way any of the women are written lmao and i read classic french lit for a hobby so u kno its bad if i cant stand it it��s literally the she breasted boobily down the stairs meme😂 i never read the 34th rule because i found its concept extremely tasteless. like really… anyway sorry for the ramble I just get really excited talking about star trek tie-in novels.

TLDR theyre kinda boring but have fun parts and are avaliable free online so i mean why not?

++Odo’s first words and some other Le Swag Baby Odo scenes:)

#ask #long post #sorry am a geek at heart!! i will geek out >_<

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lovelygirlnicole15 · 11 months

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Cherry and Felix born story.

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Warning: This story contains swear words and childbirth themes, readers are aware of reading this.

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Henry and Ellie have been waiting for the arrival of their baby twins, during the pass 9 months they've been preparing everything for their children's arrival... But the labor didn't go like they wanted.

The moment arrived one day when Henry along with Charles, Jacob, Dave, the Bukowski twins and the general Galeforce were on a mission far away, while Ellie was home with Binta, Amelia, Victoria, Sarah and June July, Ellie and Binta were in the couch while Victoria was serving some apple juice for Ellie, Amelia was carrying some baby diapers Ellie asked her to carry because she couldn't grab them and June hand Sarah were helping Ellie to decide the babies names.

Ellie: Thanks a lot for being here until Henry and the others get back from the mission girl..

Binta: Of course Ell-Ell! We'll be here with you until the boys get back!

Amelia: Yeah girl! Anything for a future mother!

Ellie: Thanks. *Feels the babies kicking in her tummy* O-oh... They're kicking..

Binta: Really?? Aww!!

Victoria: Btw did you and Henry finally got any names for them? *Passes the apple juice to Ellie*

Ellie: Not really, but thankfully Sarah and June are helping. *Grabs the glass of apple juice and drinks it*

June: Yeah! I got few adorable names for the girl! Susie, Rona, Karla, Meilin, Cherry, Strawberry, Blueberry and lots more!!

Sarah: Well I got few names for the boy! Jonny, Lail, Mikie, Leo, Theo and Felix.

Ellie: Those are adorable names girls, I'll think about which ones I'll pick for the babies after a take a nap... *Tries to get up from the couch but the heaviness in her tummy made it difficult*

Binta: Let me help you Ell-Ell. *Helps Ellie to get up from the couch*

Ellie: Thanks Binta... Uff i wonder when are they coming out...

Binta: Were not so sure, but i think they might be born next week.

Victoria: Nah i think in four days.

Amelia: I'm pretty sure would be in two or three days.

Sarah: Girls let's not think too fast and let the babies decide when they'll come out!

June: Yeah, don't worry Ellie, we'll be talking about the babies while you take a good preg nap.

Ellie: Thanks girls... I'll be in my room resting, if Henry and the others come back let me kno-

Ellie was interrupted by a huge pain she felt in her stomach, causing her to hold her stomach and lean against the wall, Victoria and the others when they saw that they rushed to Ellie.

Victoria: Ellie! Are you alright??

Binta: What's wrong Ell-Ell??

Ellie: I-i felt a huge pain in my stomach...

Amelia: How much it hurts?

Ellie: A-a lot...

June: Come on let's get you back in the couch.

June and the others helped Ellie to sit again in the couch, hoping the pain might wore off, but it was actually the opposite, the pain in Ellie's stomach started to get worse, causing the redhead to shriek in pain.

Ellie: T-the pain is not getting better... It's starting to hurt even more...

Binta: Hang in there Ell-Ell, I'm sure everything will be alright.

Ellie: Y-yeah i hope so- A-AH!!

Victoria: Ellie??

Ellie: U-uh girls... I think we may have jinxed the babies...

June: Y-you're not talking about...

Sarah: Oh boy...

Amelia: A-are the twins-

Ellie: Y-yes!! They're coming!!

Victoria: Oh dear, let's get you to the hospital now!

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Meanwhile, far away from Stick City, an government helicopter was flying across the very long dessert, making it's way back to the government camp.

Henry: Phew... That mission was really hard...

Calvin: You said it man, we almost don't make it alive.

Konrad: Yeah but at least we manage to stop those criminals before it was too late.

Dave: I agreed, without Rupert's fighting skills we could've never make it.

Rupert: *chuckles* it was nothing.

Charles: Hey guys look at the bright side! We're gonna have a good rest after this mission! Right general?

General Galeforce: Yes Charlie, you all did a good job in this mission, so you all deserve a good rest.

Henry: Sounds good to me, I really want to go back home so I can be with Ellie in case our babies arrive.

Jacob: Yeah man, we don't know when are the babies gonna be born.

Henry: Exactly, that's why I wanna be next to Ellie in case she-

Henry then was interrupted by the sound of his phone's vibration, so he grabbed his phone and saw that Binta was calling him.

Henry: Oh Binta is calling me.

Jacob: Really? I wonder why she's calling.

Dave: Yea...

Henry: *answers the call* Hey Bint! How are you?

Binta: Hen-Hen! Have you guys arrived to the government camp???

Henry: Uhh no? We're still way too far, why? And why do you sound nervous?

Binta: It's Ellie! She just got into labor!

Henry: Wait... WHAT!!???

Binta: Yeah! Right now me and the girls are taking her to the hospital! So please tell Char-Char to go more faster so you can be there with her!

Henry: A-alright Bint! I-i'll be right there! Heh! Heh! *Hangs up* O-OH MY GOODNESS!!!

General Galeforce: What's wrong Henry?

Henry: Binta just call me and she said that Ellie is about to give birth!

General Galeforce: WHAT!!??

Jacob: Oh dear...

Dave: A-ALREADY???

Konrad and Calvin: OH NO!!

Rupert: Shit!

Charles: Wait what!!?? But we're still far away from the city!

Henry: I-i know! I thought the babies would be born next week! I-i'm still not ready to become a dad yet!

Rupert: Well let's not waste time and go to the hospital!

General Galeforce: Yeah, Charlie, move as fast as possible as you can!

Charles: Yes general!

Henry: (💭Hang on Ellie... I'm coming...)

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After one hour driving the girls arrived to the hospital, Victoria and the rest of the girls were in the waiting room while Ellie was inside lying in her hospital bed, she was in so much pain and sweating too much, and her breathing was very rushing, it was clear that she was in labor.

Dr V: Breathe easy Ellie, I know you're in a lot of pain but try to stay calm until you're completely dilated.

Ellie: B-but it hurts so much..

Dr. V: I know it hurts Ellie, but you have to breath easy and stay calm.

Ellie: A-alright... *Breathes a bit more calmly despite feeling so much pain*

Dr. V: there, there, you're doing great Ellie, keep going.

Ellie: *Keeps breathing calmly*

Dr. V: There we go.

Ellie: *Feels a huge pain* O-ow!

Dr. V: Alright, now you're fully dilated, we have to start the delivery.

Ellie: B-but Henry's not here yet! I-i don't want to do this without him!

Dr. V: I know you and him agreed to go through this together, but there's not enough time to keep waiting, the babies need to be born now.

Ellie: ...

Dr. V: I can assure you that you're in good hands Ellie.

Ellie: I-i know... B-but I'm so scared...

Dr. V: Don't worry, everything will be alright, you'll meet your babies soon, let's begin now, chall we?

Ellie: *nods*

Dr. V: Alright. *Puts on some gloves* First, when you feel any contractions you must push, you understand?

Ellie: Y-yeah.. *feels an contraction* Uff... *Pushes* A-ah!

Dr. V: Good, now breath.

Ellie: *Breathes* I-i didn't thought the labor would be very painful... Uff...

Dr. V: Well now you're experiencing it.

Ellie: Y-yeah... *Feels another contraction and pushes* A-ah!!

Dr. V: Good girl, you're doing great, you're almost there.

Ellie: G-God it hurts so much!! Please make it end!!

Dr. V: This will end shortly Ellie, just keep pushing and breathing. *Notices the head of one of the babies* I can see a head of one of the babies! Keep going!

Ellie: R-really? Thank God...

Dr. V: The first baby is about to come out, just one more push! Wait for my sign to push.

Ellie: *breathing* A-alright... *Brace herself for the last push*

Dr. V: Alright push... NOW!

Ellie: *Pushes* AHH!!!

Ellie then heard the cry of an baby, despide feeling a bit tired she looked up and saw Dr. V holding an baby girl who was just born.

Dr. V: congratulations Ellie, one of the twins it's a healthy girl.

Ellie: O-oh my beautiful baby girl... C-can I please hold her?

Dr. V: Sure, here you go.

Dr. V gently passed the newborn baby girl to Ellie, as the new mother hold her newborn daughter, she started to tear in joy.

Ellie: S-she's so beautiful... H-hey there sweetie... Shhhh... Don't cry... Mommy's here...

The newborn baby girl slowly began to calm down and stopped crying.

Dr. V: She's so gorgeous.

Ellie: Y-yeah... Uf..

Dr. V: Now you take some rest, it won't last long until the next baby gets ready to be born, so in meantime we're not done yet.

Ellie: Alright..

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After two hours in the waiting room, everyone (including Victoria and the girls) heard an really aggressive door kicking.

Henry: I'M HERE!!! WHERE ELLIE!!??

Rupert: Henry calm the fuck down!!

General Galeforce: Henry we all know you're extremely worry about Ellie but you have to take it easy!

Jacob: Yeah!

Victoria: Gosh man take it easy!

Binta: T-that really scared me!

June: M-me too!

Nurse: Sir, what was that for?

Henry: S-sorry! I'm here for my wife! She's giving birth and I need to be with her! *Nervous as hell*

Nurse: Alright sir, calm down and tell me your wife's name.

Henry: Ellie Rose!

Nurse: Ellie Rose... Ellie Rose... *Sees in the list of patients* Ah! Miss Rose, she's in the room 205 in the second floor with the doctor- *Gets interrupted by Henry rushing to the room where Ellie is* Vinschpinsilstien...

Rupert: Aaaand there he goes...

Charles: Welp what are we gonna do?

Jacob: I guess we have to wait here..

Dave: Yeah..

Konrad: I just hope that everything's alright.

General Galeforce: Don't worry guys, Ellie's strong, she'll be alright.

Amelia: Yeah, she'll be perfectly fine... I hope...

*With Henry*

Henry was running as fast as he can through the hallways of the hospital, until he finally arrived to the room 205 just as the time when Dr V came out of the room.

Dr. V: Ah, Henry, I'm glad you're here.

Henry: Ellie... How is Ellie?? Did I miss the childbirth?? What happened??

Dr. V: Calm down Henry, I know you're extremely scared about it, but I can assure you that everything went fine, your babies were born safe and sound. *Said with a smile*

Henry: *Sighs in relief* That's good to hear... And how is Ellie doing?

Dr. V: *chuckles* Why don't you go inside and find out.

Henry: Alright.. *enters the room*

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Once Henry entered the room, a huge wave of happiness got the best of him once he saw his wife Ellie laying in the hospital bed holding two babies wrapped up in two towels, Ellie was looking tired and sore, but she was alright, just exhausted about the childbirth process.

Henry: E-ellie? *Trying not to cry*

Ellie: H-henry... T-they're so beautiful... Our babies...

Henry by seeing his children for the first time couldn't hold the tears much longer and began to cry of joy.

Henry: E-Ellie... They're perfect... The girl looks exactly like you Ellie...

Ellie: I know Henry... I know... W-wanna hold one of them?

Henry: I want to hold the girl please..

Ellie: H-here you go.

Henry carefully hold the baby girl in his arms, the little one softly got comfy in her dad's arms, making him feel way more happier than ever, he was so happy of finally seeing his children for the first time.

Henry: S-she likes me... My baby girl likes me...

Ellie: heh heh, yes she does...

Henry: How are we gonna name them?

Ellie: Hmnm... I got it! The girl will be named: Cherry, and the boy will be named: Felix.

Henry: Those are beautiful names for them, I like it.

Ellie: *Smiles* I knew you would like those names.

Henry: Heh heh.

Ellie: Welcome to the world Cherry Rose Stickmin and Felix Stickmin Rose...

~The End~

#the henry stickmin collection #henry stickmin collection #ellie x henry #henry x ellie #henry stickmin fanchilds #thsc henry #thsc henry stickmin #thsc ellie #thsc ellie rose #thsc general Galeforce #thsc galeforce #thsc Rupert #thsc Charles #thsc victoria

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bright-and-burning · 4 months

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same anon, i hope you're feeling better! - brothers are the worst for staying in touch! like my sister still won’t follow me back on spotify (it’s bad for her brand…🙄) but at least she answers my texts with more than one word answers! and it totally is different when it’s younger siblings moving away! when i left i was still in my angsty teen phase and i knew my siblings were safe with my parents. now they’re technically adults and living on their own. even when i went back to visit they never had much time for me and i was the one staying at home while they were off with their friends. it feels like yesterday we were fighting over wii remotes😭it’s hard to watch them grow up

i really like seeing your personal posts, i feel like i really relate (especially with the family stuff). we’ve been mutuals for a while but i still feel awkward just randomly messaging people. sorry for the random anons haha

THE ITS BAD FOR MY BRAND LMFAO DO WE HAVE THE SAME FAMILY OR ARE YOUNGER SISTERS JUST LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE

right like it’s BONKERS that they r allowed to vote… what do u mean they are taller than me now . i thought they were two apples tall… and the staying at home while they’re off w their friends SOOO real lol. bc i went to college out of state and the only ppl from hs i Really stayed close to went to school a few hours from my hometown like i come home/would come home and my siblings are like cheers im going out ill be back by 3am and im like ?????? im gonna have a glass of wine and read a book w the dog . i guess

the wii remote memories… forcing them to disconnect theirs so i could be player one… that time i gave my brother a concussion playing wii tennis trying to get an ace….

and thank u beloved anon that is genuinely so sweet of u pls don’t apologize… i always feel kinda weird personal posting sm bc i feel like it’s usually like eight posts in one day and it’s always like . sorry i am not bejng silly goofy abt the silly goofy men i am having a Time And A Half… but i’m glad to hear u relate (glad is maybe not the right word choice here but . u kno) <3 we are all less alone than we think we are.

#and feel free to send me a message PLEASE!!!! i love making new friends i am an extrovert chatting is sooooo fun to me #i’ll talk abt ANYTHING too . send me a post u think is funny. or a silly fic idea or a book rec or literally anything .#you could pull up in my dms like ‘guess what aunt mary did this time’ and i’d probably be like omg is she up to no good again…#i hop in dms all day long it has gotten me so many places and made me so many cool friends .#so if i knew who u are best believe i would hop RIGHT in #but also if u r more comfortable feel free to keep dropping anons these have truly made my day u r so sweet #ask

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mrbabyrican · 5 months

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Dear @bakedwithbecky

happy 3 month anniversary to us. i am incredibly happy to have u in my life. to still call u my girl means so much to me. btw this is part two of three today. u have become the most important person in my life. i care about u, how u feel and how u think so much. u are my number one priority. all i kno is u. my life forever revolves around u. i will always be there for u no matter what. thro thicc and thin u will always have me. i made u a promise to never leave u... and im keeping it. we will always be in each others lives and always have one another. we will find a way to see each other. it doesnt matter if its me going to u or u going to me. life found a way to have us meet and i will find a way to have us meet in person. i want u to kno that i only want u. there is no one else i want. my heart my mind and my soul only wants u. u have single handedly lifted me up, put me back together and mended my broken heart. i am forever grateful to u and for u. weve been together for 3 months now and it feels like ive known u for 3 years. when life does things theres always a reason. and life bringing us together was no mistake. it was done on purpose. i have never been happier to have someone in my life. not only are u permantly in my life but i have u in my corner ready to fuck up a motherfucker but i also have the most amazing women in my life right by my side. i am happy to call u my girl. ur my baby for all time always. and i want u to know that while things are a bit different at the moment in my eyes and in my heart nothing has changed between us. i still love u with everything i have. our souls are still entangled. our hearts still yearn for one another. the way we love each other is the definition of tru love. i will fight for u, us and our love. i will not let anyone tell us we cant be together. i will fight to have u in my life. and i will fight to be in urs. i want u thats badly and i want us that badly. i found u and i refuse to let u go. i will fight for the one i love. i will fight for my future with u. i will fight for my soulmate. in such a short time u have made me a better person. i am who i am today all bc of u baby. the same way Dom is with Letty i am with u baby. i may not be perfect but with u i try my best. its one of my many jobs for u. and i do all my jobs for u with 200% love behind them. i love that u need me. i love that u want me. i love feeling needed and wanted especially by my girl. that just means im doing something right. i never want to do wrong by u. u deserve the best. u deserve all the love and care in the world. u deserve someone that will drop anything and everything for u. and i want to be that person for u baby. i want to be the person that u have been dreaming of. the person that has been pulled straight out of ur dreams and brought right in front of u. i want to be ur dream man. Stephanie Marin, i love u till my very last breath. nothing, and no one will ever stop me from loving u. for all time always i will love u and we will have each other. in this lifetime and the next lifetimes u are mine. happy 3 months baby heres to many many more. love beasty daddy

#love #anniversary

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kawaii-angelanne · 1 year

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naruto girl charas SUCK. and not the charas themselves, i LOVE LOVE LOVE sakusa, ino, tenten, temari, ya name her ! i love her, but the creator just writes them so horribly. he puts them in a light and most fans shit on women bc of their charas when really—they’d be liked if he gave a true backstory and plot for how they act they do.

sakura is known to be ‘two faced’ as she’s sweet outside but has a raging personality inside and everyone hates her for being obsessed with sasuke—but she’s a CHILD!! she gets more development once you meet her future teacher, and it makes me love her so much more bc it shows how strong she is and how CAPABLE she is. she’s more than just a girl with a silly crush // more than a girl who hides her true inner feelings. she cares for everyone around her and is seen as weak when she isn’t.

hinata is known to be a shy girl who’s obsessed with naruto, and she’s one of the strongest characters but the creator makes her weak. tenten canonically have the strongest weapons in the series but the creator makes her weak. temari is seen as strong only for her plot and in the future she’s discarded. all these women are thrown to the side because their entire future plot is to surround who they’re marrying—men. there’s only one female chara i can think of that doesn’t exactly surround a man but she’s still heavily influenced by two bc ones in love with her and the other was her childhood friend. (really tryna not spoil HAHA)

and even female villains, which there aren’t many i can think of, ALLLL SURROUND A MAN! long story short, kishimoto is a POS and probably has never known a woman on an actual personal level. plus the series is a rip off of HXH anyways 😇 emo chara family dies and they have red eyes ? and there’s a big bad group where the person who was responsible for it is homed there ? anyways naruto was my first anime besides DBZ when i was a lil kid and i love it and will cherish it to my heart but only bc i like the charas, i hate kishimoto. he’s dumb. and probably a 50 y/o virgin. (did u kno he got married and didn’t take his wife on a honeymoon bc of he was writing naruto? I HATE HIM I HATE HIM AAAAA!!) so sorry for the long winded response, i get so heated on this topic BAHAHAHAHAHA < 3 ily

OKAY YEA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!! i so badly want to get to like these characters, but the way kishimoto writes them is just. so bad. SO TRUE they all revolve around a guy and its so..*chokes the air* like in the land of the waves we see that she has the best control of her chakra (which ig makes her perfect to be a medical nin; ik like tiny bits and pieces of what happens in shippuden but also not rlly LMAO), but she never uses it!! she was never involved in any fights; she j stood there because she was written to be like that!!

i was also thinking that since they are like 10-12, they're not going to be the most fun characters; like at that age, children are v annoying LMFAO but its not 100% an excuse because the guy characters aren't as intolerable ;-;;;

im intrigued to see how tsunade is going to be written because like. shes HOKAGE. and SO COOL!! so yes.

love the charas, not their creator <3 (that's so funny how he didn't even take his wife on honeymoon; like higuruma would NEVER even tho he seems to do work a lot LMFAO (pov: you have not caught up w jjk but love higuruma because of ina))

(im also super impressed how you just whipped that out af! like. not even ten mins later and bam! research paper LOL)

#《journey to naruto!》#《angel answers》#《angel x ina》

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bcneheaded · 1 year

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So!! bathing/hygiene headcanons!! 🚿 this is a "me rambling endlessly" post, just as a warning !

I was in the shower earlier yes? as one does. and I was just thinking.... about like.... Artemis, yeah. But I was thinking about how, he probably doesn't have to shower or anything necessarily? Because he's not a living creature, and so, doesn't have to worry about like... everyday buildup of human-y dirtiness (idk how to phrase that but u kno).

But at the same time, especially if he's been really busy with shop cleaning/work, has had to fight/kill something/someone, or has been out and about on his 'business trips' or something etcetcetc-- like... he's gotta get dirty sometimes.. right? even with how careful he is not to, I dont think it would matter. He'd have to clean up sometime, somehow. And I suppose... like.... if he did, it would be infrequently, "bathing", whatever that entails for him (he again like... its just another one of those things he doesn't have to worry about doing often, as its not as if ?? he's gonna get stinky like a human would).

But anyway I was just thinking about bathing / cleaning headcanon for him ?? and I came up with like... two alternatives. 1... was that he could just sponge down, genuinely just take a bathtub full of water, remove necessary clothes, clean dirty area(s) and be done with it, never needing to fully submerge unless absolutely necessary or if its just easier, depending on the level of filth he somehow found himself in for some reason. 2... second one was a little different? but involves his tar and personal abilities directly! He has the ability to manipulate his tar, yes? as well as the ability to heat it up to incredible temperatures (demonic skills yea?). So if he really wanted, he could just.... burn it.. all off ?? if thats any easier. Though, because he's more inclined to be careful not to damage his bones (and although he can remove them, he would never remove the skull. so fact remains, he'd risk fracturing the bone with the heat I suppose, unless magically protected somehow ...Which is.... possible. and likely, for everyday reasons).

But say he did that for the bones, yes? Say maybe, he goes to the basement(dungeon.... its a dungeon) and goes into one of those sealed rooms no one is allowed access to-- he could have this charm that protects the bones from the heat, and because he's somewhere that yknow.... wont burn down (stone and all yeah?) he can just let er rip ?? remove clothes to be cleaned and incinerate any trace of dirt via molten tar >:] ! which is cooler an idea than the sponging off one and also entirely plausible (given it.... would potentially be more thorough and faster).

The sponge bath could have scents added to it just as an additional nice little thing... which is likely. I feel like he'd get badru or the whispers' opinion on scent choice fjdjffgdf if any fragrance at all, it'd be very.... very faint. maybe a little dab of cologne?? but unlikely.

As for turning his tar completely molten in the safety of the dungeon-- jfdjjds i can't imagine he'd smell... particularly good after that.. (but also maybe not too BAD once he cools down?), but he probably would smell some kinda way, even if just very faintly. he'd also?? probably be just a little warmer than he usually is, potentially noticeably so, for just a little while after. and the floor?? surrounding areas of where he did it would probably be nice and toasty

gjfgjfd catch someone asking Artemis if he has heated flooring tho after he does and he just ''.....no.''

+ also ?? a thought but like..... man could walk around without clothes and would not be embarrassed about it bc of ''nakedness'' necessarily. he'd be a little embarrassed to have been seen without clothes I think, if only because its like.... "indecent". yknow. his whole Old Victorian Gentleman vibe just OUT the WINDOW... he /has/ nothing to hide so it wouldn't MATTER if anyone saw him mid-change or post bath or something but he'd be BIG :(( about it LOL

#( the keeper // headcanons )#( ramblings )#( ooc )#long post #BUT YEAH LIKE #will smith pose .jpg THIS #its probably messy but i think i covered everything that was in my brain at the moment..... probably............ possibly.#potentially will add to it later / make another post ?? just to yell #bless anyone who makes it thru my self indulgent screaming gfgDFGD #artie out here like '' ...... you're thinking about me without clothes?'' SHUT UP.... NO.#yes.#.... BUT NO.

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dinhlnce · 4 months

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something something dctv dinah (i rewrote it so that i would like it better thanks!!):

born in gotham city, new jersey, dinah grew up in a tiny two bedroom apartment under the eye of her single mother, dinah drake senior. by day, dinah senior worked in a floral shop, and by night, she was a crimefighter working unofficially alongside the gcpd. drake was murdered by brian durlin/savant when dinah was nine years old, resulting in dinah being tossed around different foster homes, relatives' houses, and abusive situations for about two years before she landed under the care of quentin lance, the father who didn't know she existed until shortly after dinah senior's death.

traumatized and exhausted, dinah took a long while to open up, and had a tendency to avoid causing trouble as a means of making sure she was always good enough to be loved. something something, dinah is who she is, laurel is more of the person she makes herself into. the only times she ever really loosened up were in her close friendships she made in school, and under the tutelage of ted grant, a close friend of dinah senior's. years prior to dinah's birth, ted had moved to starling to be closer to his own children and open up a gym; the gym would prove to be a safe place for dinah to express her anger/hurt/innermost shit feelings and learn how to defend herself effectively.

something something, oliver and sara die on the gambit, something something law school, something something occasionally street fighting people. something something, dinah getting fired from her job at the da's office leads to a temporary singing gig in a seedy club where she gets another up close and personal view into how working for the law doesn't always mean that the right people get punished. something something rise of the black canary coming from sara's re-death, dinah senior's death, everything she's ever learned at ted's gym, who she is as a person etc etc etc--

points that matter to me personally are as follows:

the struggle in becoming black canary comes not from a lack of skill (she's always been able to handle herself in a fight), but from a lack of experience in applying said skill to a completely uncontrolled environment. everyone she's ever thrown hands with has always been a) in a gym, or b) drunk frat boys and would-be muggers. at no point does she need to be taught how to throw a proper punch, but there is still a learning curve in terms of transferring what she knows to a vigilante-type environment, where people carry guns and bows, and things she generally hasn't needed to factor prior to picking up the mask.

she's not a shorts and fishnets girlie, so she adopts the injustice suit. she also tends to prefer her own two fists over the baton, but does carry it along with a sidearm because she recognizes going out night after night will wear down on her hands after a while.

the canary cry is inherited from dinah senior, but was dormant at the time of d's birth, leading dinah senior and her vigilante friends to believe that dinah just hadn't inherited it. it's activated...at some point in season 3 (like idk whenever she gets dosed with the vertigo) as a result of severe distress. she manages to keep it under wraps for a while, and only reveals it to the besties over in central city when she's worried it's about to start getting out of control.

regardless of whether or not she's working in the da's office, or at cnri, or as a florist/club singer/whatever, dinah maintains her bar membership. she likes to use it to take on pro bono cases from time to time, and it tends to be helpful when her friends get into legal trouble.

girlie does "die" in s4, but nothing is permanent (argus or what have u idk). she winds up healing and then training in a loa-type environment for a year in vietnam, before getting a bead on brian durlin being in gotham city and heading there to kill him (she actually puts him in prison, but u kno)

#and i could cry power. ﹐ character study.

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Thoughts on some unexplored pairings in s5? Would you want to see any of these?

El and Nancy

Will and Steve

Joyce and Lucas

Hopper and Robin

Dustin and Jonathan

el and nancy interacting would just be girlboss2girlboss communication. el paraded around in nancy's clothes in s1 and thought she was pretty so already i want them to interact so that el can see what a Woman Wanting Independence and Selfhood^tm looks like, but i know that they will undoubtedly at least in passing interact bc el's got her powers back, knows all about henry, and nancy's got to tell them about her vision and took the leadership role, too, while they were gone and i don't think she'll relinquish it and suddenly go quiet. but! i do think it'd be cool for them to be in a fight sequence together. nancy with her gun n el doing her jedi mind tricks. the usual, u kno.

will and steve aka mr steal yo girl + mr struggle <3 jk they are both mr struggle, but will very much less so bc at least the boy he wants wants him back and he's just too blind to see it unlike steve who doesn't realize his dream is nancy's nightmare n thought he somehow still had a chance jus cos they were talking again LMAOOOOO L sorry, steve. teehee. anyway i think it's kinda funny that steve got roped up into all of this bc of will and yet... they've never Once said anything 2 each other. like, at all. unless u count the group responding to him when they're sneaking through scoops ahoy's backdoor as an interaction, but i don't. i would like to see it jus bc i'm so curious how the duffers think they'd interact with each other but i doubt we'll get it. sadge</3

joyce and lucas ok. did mike call the byers when will wasn't at school and then weasel his way inside to stay by will's side even at the lab? yes. but lucas went to the gate BY HIMSELF with only a SLINGSHOT and some POCKET LINT! joyce is a mama bear ok she has enough love to go around n i feel like she can have scenes that aren't with hopper without her fucking dying or smth. let her interact with anyone else please for the love of byIer 🙄 and lucas is a sweetie so i think everyone should love n appreciate him always n forever all the time so. i'll take it<3 omg imagine them protecting n standing guard for the injured ppl in the monster war in s5... or joyce reassuring lucas about max in general since she has some experience when she almost lost will... i'd Ascend

hopper and robin. hmmmmmmm. see in my brain i could headcanon something between them but in canon? lol. i'm tired of the same people being paired up for the ENTIRE season so tbh i would welcome anything new and this would definitely be new!

dustin and jonathan give off the BIGGEST responsible big brother x annoying little brother vibes ever. their mini interaction in s2 when the junkyard crew meets up with j*ncy and dustin greets him + dustin literally sounding and acting like a little kid when he pushes jonathan out of the booth and says "LeT mE tRy, jOnAtHaN 😠😤" bc he wants to be the one to push the button is so funny to me lol. also, him calling their mom joyce instead of ms. byers is just... lmao. okay, dustin. clearly, they amuse me so yes i would love to see them!

in general, if it's a pairing that hasn't ever interacted before or has interacted only once for two seconds, my answer is always goign to be Yes I Want To See Them bc gah daMN all them characters in that ensemble and for WHAT? to show the same team up every time? cringe. (except for byIer i want them paired up 24/7 forever. or else.)

#asks

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