#of course the highest bidder gets him for the night and louis will be dammed if he is outbid

[softcherubhips]

Imagine this person coming up to you to try out his bad dad jokes as pick up lines at your local gay cowboy bar?!

"What do you call a happy cowboy?"

"A JOLLY RANCHER!" He cackles as he slaps his knee and honks like he's the funniest cowboy this side of the farm! 🤣🤣🤣

#hes so precious #must protect #gay vodka #hes snl 19 unseens #harry styles #i am imagining him dancing on the bar at coyote ugly and now i am dead #of course the highest bidder gets him for the night and louis will be dammed if he is outbid #well there goes 28000$ i hadn't planned on spending tonight louis sighs as he tries to wrangle a drunk harry off the counter #save a horse ride a cowboy