Idk if she'll check it today but wish my birthday buddy @odisn happy birthday
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sat opposite at a speed date - but attention drifts beyond . the organizers just brought out doughnuts . free doughnuts ! should he stand and weave his way through tables to grab a few ? or wait ? smiles politely at the person opposite , hands interlocking on the table . " I'm thor , nice to meet you . do you like doughnuts ? "
Speed dating, she wasn’t even sure what had possessed her to come to an event like this. Maybe to irritate her brother? Or was she bored-- who knew. Her eyes were tracing the features of the man sitting opposite her. Watching as she lost his attention, at first she was annoyed, but his words quickly brought her back to the here and now. Confusion written all over her face. “Doughnuts?” They didn’t have those in space, and they didn’t have them when she got to the ground. “-- I’ve never had one, i’ve only heard about them..” She admitted, before shrugging slightly. “Octavia.. -- If you’d like to grab a doughnut, don’t let me stop you.”
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octavia i would guild ur ruin 😏😏👁 👅👁 💦👉👌👉👌
i'll o dis ur banana 😳🍌😛😵💫
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❝ I NEVER GOT TO SAY THANK YOU... ❞ Not even he could sneak up on her, no matter how quiet the place was around her. Only the sound of the winds and animals chipping. Rehabilitation had taken a toll, but so had her relapse. Bianca shifted in her seat on the bench only to turn to finally face him. ❝ I know it couldn’t have been easy, but... Thank you. ❞
✩ : // 〔 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻. 〕 , @odisn.
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On linkedin I'm known as a professional rper
damn, retirement's looking good since i've been here over 5 years :)
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I hate that it's Monday tomorrow
wait it's monday right now
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Are you a Bratz buddy , a furby friend , or team Betty Spaghetti
listen. i loved bratz dolls, but i never got to have an actual betty spaghetti, and that haunts me to this day
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@odisn / starter !
“ thor odinson, ” when she speaks, she’s cool, calm, but with all the force of asgard’s army beyond it. this is the woman that should have led their kingdom to all glory. instead, she leads her siblings into a future she is no longer certain of. “ loki told me you were hurt today. why have you not been to the healer? ”
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ARE U A BISCOFF BABY
.................. im worried about googling what this might be .
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Thor, with mjolnir, hitting Tony's suit : bonk :/ 🔨⚡
❛ the suit’s hulk-proof, skrull-proof, kree-proof, built to withstand metal-manipulating supervillains, alien warlords, and asgardians. but i’ve never been able to get my hands on the thing, so you’re welcome to give it your best shot. ❜
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@odisn asked ‘ " are you saying you want to use me as bait ? " ‘
“NO! Don’t be stupid. I’d never do that.” Not to her friends. Not to anyone. She tried to avoid using people as bait where she could. You go wrong when you start using people as things. “You’re more of a distraction, and I need you to keep them busy while I go and get the thing. The further away we can keep them, the better.” She pauses, gives him a little smile. “Please? I’ll buy you drinks as a thank you.”
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thor , with a checklist , annoying sharon during her one (1) hour of peace and quiet : okay . who's more beautiful - me or hawkeye
[ @odisn don’t talk 2 her. ]
“ –––– you’d be pretty if i didn’t always imagine shooting you. ”
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Bring on 2021
askbox fun // @odisn
"you know what? yeah! i think---i think that's a good way to look at it. way to keep things positive, sir!"
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subject line : ❛ i swear to you that i followed the directions . ❜
from : thor , @odisn
he’s laughing slightly, and it is a rather humorous sight. bubbles cascade over the floor, at a ridiculous volume. the machine hums as it still works through the washing cycle. and it wasn’t a big ask, just run the dishwasher he thought it was . . . foolproof. but something was new to everyone, evne something as SIMPLE as a dishwasher. he looks at his friend, a pitiful raise of his eyebrows as he nods. “ yeah, i’m sure. but . . . how much soap did you put in ? it looks like you put in the whole box. ”
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[ text ] : my friend! I'll be on Midgardr in a few days - we need to get those burgers you were telling me about 💪 Torin / Thor
[ text ] : we have a bunch to catch up on!
[ text ] : sounds like a plan 😁
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@odisn said: SIGS
“ hi, thor. ” it’s like having a puppy, she muses ⸻ if said puppy was over six feet tall and accompanied by a large axe. sigyn lays a hand on her not, but not not brother-in-law’s shoulder, offering a warm smile. “ am i really so easy to find? ”
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